Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, Mask, TMNT, Planeteers, Beast Wars)
Building up
"Make your move frog boy." Rattrap eyed Todd cautiously as he sat across from the young mutant with a hand of cards carefully concealed.
"I call." Todd stared at the robot as he threw in a popcorn kernel.
"I don't see the point in this game…" Tigatron said as he looked at his hand. "And I don't remember what the different combinations are."
Rattrap gave a sigh. "Lemme see." He peeked over into his friend's hand and dropped his cards. "I fold."
"What?" Todd arched an eyebrow. "What's he got?"
"Show'im Stripes." Rattrap sighed
Tigatron laid his hand out on the table and Todd was left blinking and stammering.
"I know." Rattrap sighed yet again. "Third time tonight. Lousy, lucky cat."
"Well I have no need for the pile…" Tigatron started right before the two other players dove at it. Tigatron shook his head and gave a small laugh. "I should check the perimeter, after all we've been charged with keeping an eye on the Misfits for a reason."
"Yeah, convenient that little 'National Security Meeting' required all of the Joes, huh?" Rattrp leaned back in his chair.
"If that is what is needed to secure their territory I see no problem with it." Tigatron gave a growl as he transformed into his beast mode and gave a call down to the basement. "I'll be back shortly love!"
"No problem Tigatron." Angelica called up, "Airazor's just talking with us girls."
"Yeah, and Cheetor's getting a make over!" Daria giggled.
"BIG CAT HELP!" Cheeotor screamed before he was gagged.
"Wow…" Rattrap blinked. "Those tree really are evil."
"You have no idea." Todd blinked along with him. "Bet I can frag you in the Beast Wars game we have."
"You're on." Rattrap sprung at the challenge.
"Wait…" Tigatron said. "Where's my son?"
"Probably hanging out with other tots." Rattrap shrugged.
"Fear not Tigatron, for my beloved and I are keeping an eye on the younger children." Silverbolt said as he came down the stairs carrying a plastic bag. A sudden sharp scream from upstairs alerted him to a distressed Blackarachnia. "Beloved!" He dropped the bag and ran back up stairs.
"Ten to one, the kids are driving her up a wall." Rattrap snickered.
"I'd go in on that." Todd nodded.
"Oh yeah, five'll get ya ten that she's threatening to have the birddog neutered by the end of the night." Rattrap laughed. "And twenty she'll do it herself."
"Todd I wouldn't take those odds." Rhinox sighed as he walked in. "She's liable to do it."
"Hey how about you Stripes…" Rattrap looked, but Tigatron was gone. "I hate when he does that."
"Well, where are they?" Rhinox asked. "Or should I just follow the screams of pain?"
"BELOVED!" Silverbolt screeched as he was tossed out a window.
"Nevermind." Rhinox sighed as a confused Blackarachnia soon followed in a tangled web. "Well at least the children are ok."
"Kids?" Rattrap looked at the sight worriedly. "More like demons."
"Wow…" Todd blinked. "That's… Not like them at all."
A sudden blur of movement outside alerted Todd to a new problem.
"NINJAS!" Todd shouted.
"What?" Rhinox pulled out his chain guns and prepared to fight. "Where?"
"Outside." Todd gulped, "They looked like Foot."
"Feet?" Rattrap looked confused. "How do ninjas look like feet?"
"Not the body part you dolt." Rhinox snapped, "The Foot Ninja Clan, remember from Cheetor's debriefing with the Turtles."
"Oh man…" Rattrap groaned. "Those guys?"
A roar of anger split the night and several ninjas flew out of the remaining top story windows and an angry Dinobot soon followed.
"All right Choppaface!" Rattrap smiled as he hit his com. "Rattrap to all units we got ninjas crawlin' outta the wood work here!"
"The children; secure the children!" Airazor screeched as she bolted up the stairs.
"Oh man I hate these guys!" Todd gulped. "They're tough. Really tough."
"Stand still!" Silverbolt shouted from outside. He was trying to combat the ninjas in hand to hand combat, and while they were unable to actually damage him, he was unable to actually hit them.
"Oh man…" Todd gulped again. "I need my bo."
"Ninjas!" Pietro ran downstairs from his room. "Foot…" He panted. "Ninjas!"
"Yeah we know." Rhinox said plainly. "Get in the basement."
Pietro headed towards the door to the basement, but was shocked into fainting when a beast mode Cheetor popped out, covered in curlers and makeup.
"All right where are these guys?" Cheetor snarled.
"Cheetor…" Rattrap pointed under the young Maximal to where Pietro was lying.
"Oops…" Cheetor chuckled. "I'll take him down."
"Why ain't they attacking?" Rattrap asked as he peered outside. The only ninjas he could see where the ones fighting Dinobot and Silverbolt. "And where's Stripes?"
An energy blast fired through the window and struck the ceiling where a very battered Airazor fell. She was holding all of the children in her arms.
"My love!" Tigatron shouted as he raced into the house. "Are you injured?"
"Just a few dents." Airazor grumbled. "They have some sort of sonic disrupters attached to their gloves."
"They know about us." Rhinox narrowed his optics. "But how?"
"They're the Foot." Todd said as he hid behind Rhinox. "They're everywhere man."
"Lovely." Rhinox grunted. "Why don't I go up and introduce myself, at least that way they'll really know who their dealing with."
"Yeah, I think I'll join ya." Rattrap grumbled as he followed his friend.
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Outside Dinobot was struggling to free Blackarachnia from her own tangled web. However, he found it difficult to concentrate on the task due to the constant ninja attacks.
"Will you hurry up?" Blackarachnia screeched.
"I am trying, Spider, but if these..." Dinobot turned and shouted at the ninjas. "COWARDS WOULD LEAVE ME BE!" He turned back as the ninjas backed away and quickly hacked at the strands. "It would go a lot quicker…"
Blackarachnia wrested herself free of the remaining strands and stood up. "Thanks."
"Mmm, no smart comment?" Dinobot asked as he flipped his blade to the blunt side.
"Night right no scaley, we have to get rid of these guys first." Blackarachnia took her battle stance.
"Be careful; they are human." Dinobot sneered.
"Beloved!" Silverbolt joined the two as they stood in front of the house like metallic sentinels. They were ready to fight and prepared to defend this house at any costs, and it showed in how they held themselves.
"Enough." A simple, yet cold voice echoed on the wind. "Foot, stand down."
"Oh, I know that voice." Todd and the other Misfits had snuck back up from the basement. "That's the Shredder."
"Shredder?" Rattrap snickered as he jumped down from the second floor. "Sounds like a Ginzu knife set or somethin'."
"I do so hate… rats." Shredder grunted as he walked through his ninjas.
"Quite possibly your only redeeming quality; Oroko Saki." Dinobot hissed.
"I see you have studied the files on us extensively." Shredder nodded and then added sternly. "Do not ever refer to me by that name."
"And why would I honor such a request from a villain like you?" Dinobot pointed an angry finger at the Shredder. The Shredder simply glared back at him.
A thud alerted the Shredder to a new person on the base; a second lighter thud alerted him that he was now outclassed and outnumbered. He peered over his shoulder, not surprised to see Optimus Primal and Depth Charge.
"I come with a warning for their lizard friend." Shredder glared at Pietro. "He will leave the mystery of his family alone or he will join all the failed experiments."
"What's he talkin' about?" Depth Charge asked.
"He has Gecko's family captured as mutant slave-soldiers." Optimus glared at the man. "Leave now."
"I will." Shredder laughed, "But first I must field test my new ninjas; the Foot-Tech Ninjas!"
Several blurs knocked Dinobot, Rhinox and Blackarachnia to the ground and then appeared as three ninjas several feet in front of them. Dinobot was the first to attack; the dull edge of his sword caught one of the ninjas and tore the suit to reveal a robotic arm. The warrior gave a knowing smile as did the other Maximals.
"You know, I hope you weren't expectin' us not to attack'em because they look human." Rattrap pulled out his blaster and fired the head of one off. "'Cuz buddy, that ain't happenin'."
"Oh…" Shredder laughed. "I expected no such thing…" Suddenly a flurry of blurs poured onto the Misfit's front lawn. Over a hundred Foot-Tech ninjas were there.
"Me and my big fat mouth…" Rattrap stared in awe. "We're all gonna die."
"Waspinator!" Optimus called the base on his com. "We could use an extra hand!"
"Wazpinator coming ape-bot!" Waspinator responded immediately. "Wazpinator bring flesy-bot repair stuffs?"
"Bring the big kit." Optimus said as the ninja's launched their attacks.
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At the Maximal base Waspinator looked over at the largest box in his repair bay. It was nearly as tall as he was and weighed about the same. It had an emergency ration supply that would last two large Cybertronians two weeks and enough protein supplements to feed Freddy for a week. It also had several fold out emergency gurneys, repair stations and a very advanced medical kit.
"Ohhh…" Waspinator groaned as he could already see the pain it was going to cause. "Wazpinator going to be sore in the morning…" He transformed into his wasp form and grabbed the heavy case and slowly made his way out of the base.
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"You know…" Rattrap looked around the now deserted front lawn. The battle with the Foot Tech Ninja's had not been nearly as tough as they had perceived. In fact it was a whole lot easier. "I'm thinking we aren't all gonna die."
"Shut up Rattrap." Todd groaned as he picked through the pieced of ninja robots.
"What?" Rattrap asked.
"Hey Optimus." Rhinox pointed to the incoming form of Waspinator. "I think he's going to be disappointed."
"Doc-tor Wazpinator is he-re!" Waspinator said cheerfully as he set the large case on the ground. "And lots of broken bots everywhere. Ape-bot right to ask for big box."
"Actually, it turns out we didn't need it." Optimus said. "Sorry, friend."
"Ohhhh…" Waspinator groaned. "Big box is heavy."
"I'll take it back to base, don't worry." Optimus smiled.
"Ok." Waspinator said cheerfully, "Wazpinator help clean up itty bitty bot parts."
"That's sounds good." Optimus nodded. "Thank you."
"Not a problem." Waspinator said cheerfully as he transformed as started to pick up the pieces joyfully. "At least Wazpinator not get blown to bits."
"LOOK OUT BELOW!" Cheetor shouted as he pushed a pile of Foot-Tech ninjas off the roof, unfortunately he hadn't looked to see if anyone was there and Waspinator was thoroughly squashed. "Oh jeez! Waspinator you ok?"
"Wazpinator izzz ooookaaaaayyy…" Waspinator pushed his arm out from under the pile and made a hand single. Then his arm fell off. "Wazpinator izzz not oookaaaayyyy…"
"Don't worry Waspinator, we'll have you out in a jiffy, and fix that arm for you too." Rhinox said as he dug through the pile and pulled the one-armed Waspinator out.
"Sorry about that, buddy." Cheetor scratched the back of his head nervously. "Didn't know you where there."
"Kitty bot is forgiven." Waspinator smiled. "What these bots?" He held up the arm of a Foot Tech.
"Tests…" Dinobot growled. "They are incomplete." He tossed the mangled remains of one to the ground. "As he said, it was a test."
"So we don't know how dangerous these things will really be when complete." Optimus concluded.
"You shouldn't worry about these guys." Pietro sighed. "He sent them here to see how we'd do against them."
"I don't care." Optimus said with a stern look. "You are our friends and as far as I'm concerned they attacked us tonight, not just you."
"Don't worry about him." Lance said, "He's just worried about what Shredder said. Gecko's not the type to just give up when he's told to. Especially when he's told to stop by the person he's chasing."
"Chasing?" Rattrap asked. "Why chase that loon?" Optimus gave him a look. "Oh, right parents."
"Whoa!" Perfection glanced at the mess before him as he and Wanda stepped out of a portal. They had been dancing. "Need quick Clean-Me-Up?"
"That'd be appreciated." Althea grunted as she and Todd tried to lift the medical case Waspinator brought in.
"Right." Perfection snapped his fingers and several thousand tiny Perfections came running through the front yard and carried off the pieces of Foot Tech Ninjas. The windows, however; were left broken.
"Why you need Wazpinator's big box?" Waspinator asked.
"Airazor got some dents from protecting the babies." Althea said. "We just wanted to get something for her."
"Ohhhhh." Waspinator said as he stood up and flipped a small opening on the side, then he punched in a code and the box opened up. The box flipped open to reveal many small cubes and packages. "Wazpinator know just what bird-bot needs."
"I'll take it to her." Tigatron said, "She's kind of protective right now."
"Ok." Waspinator said as he handed several small cubes to Tigatron. "Press blue button to open and follow instructions."
"Thank you Waspinator." Tigatron smiled.
"No problem Cat-bot." Waspinator saluted.
"Who would have thought that Waspinator would be so skilled at repair and med issues?" Rhinox said.
"Definitely not Megatron." Optimus smiled.
"And even if he did, that new fuzor would have put Waspinator right back on the bottom." Rhinox sighed. "I wonder how those two new Predacons are faring."
"I don't know Rhinox, but for some reason I get the feeling Megatron bit off more than he could chew with them." Optimus smiled.
