Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, Mask, TMNT, Planeteers, Beast Wars)
Future Plans
"NO WAY IN HELL!" Gecko shouted as he slammed his balled fists onto General Hawk's desk. "NO WAY AM I GOING TO DROP IT!"
"Listen, Gecko, I know how you feel…" Hawk was cut off.
"You know jack-squat of how I feel. YOU didn't have your family taken away to serve as some psycho-mutated soldiers for some ninja lunatic!" Gecko snapped. "So bite me, 'cuz I'm still gonna find him and when I do…" Splinter's hand on Gecko's shoulder calmed the young teen down immediately. "I'm sorry Sensei."
"You have no need to apologize." Splinter said in his usual calm tone. "If anything I would expect an apology from General Hawk."
"What?" Hawk almost shouted. "What for?"
"For asking a young man to abandon his family." Splinter glared at the leader of the Joes. "Never would I have expected that from you."
"I'm not asking or telling him. I'm suggesting he lie low a bit." Hawk sighed. "But if it came across like that I do apologize, it's just with all the things going on…" Hawk sighed. "I'm sorry."
"Fine." Gecko spat angrily.
"Come my sons; let us see if there is something we may help with on the base." Splinter said as he and the turtles left Gecko and Hawk.
A silence took the room for a few seconds.
"I would have thought you would be glad to be free of them." Hawk sighed. "It's good to know you really are just another kid."
"Yeah." Gecko sat back in a chair. "They may not be the best parents in the world, and sure they're pretty big bigots, but at least they loved me enough to let me live my own life."
"Something rare even for liberal parents today." Hawk sighed. "You're worried about something else too."
"Yeah..." Gecko looked up at Hawk. "Don't tell Splinter, but I'm going to be leaving soon."
"Why?" Hawk was not happy. "I thought you loved it there."
"I do." Gecko said. "But I can only search for my parent's so much between lessons, lessons I don't even want…"
"I see." Hawk nodded. "You are going to tell Splinter, right?"
"I think he already knows." Gecko gave a half-smile. "You know how he is, but yeah, I'm gonna tell him, soon."
"Awww…" Perfection sighed as he and his friends appeared in the office. "Hawk, we need to talk."
"And no he hasn't been hanging around Roadblock." Wraith said before he realized what it was he had done. "I hate rhymes…" He grumbled.
"So scoot out little Gecko." DM said playfully, "Unless of course you want nightmares about people ripping you to pieces."
"I think I'll pass." Gecko said as he walked out of the office.
"What's this about?" Hawk asked.
"Well remember how we told you Magneto got a powerful esper." DM said, "Well we did some research and it turns out your world was subjected to a variable Chaos Spark a long time before we came."
"What does that mean?" Hawk groaned.
"Well essentially it works like a kid writing a secret message with Lemon Juice Ink." DM explained. "The only difference is that the ink in this case was the esper and the catalyst to make him integrate into your world… was… well…"
"We don't know." Perfection said. "Release is a tricky guy to track."
"Okay, now how powerful is this guy?" Hawk asked.
"In terms of Telekinesis; powerful enough to mimic the effects of damn near ever other kinesis out there." Wraith said.
"And to add to the list of worries; he's only been in worlds with Wanda as a teen." Perfection grumbled. "And always gone after her."
"That is a problem." Hawk glared at the Scion.
"Don't worry; I have the amulet set to neuter him at five feet." Perfection grinned.
"The real problem is this particular Release." DM said, "See, normally Release is a voluntary captive of a nasty guy called Sinister. However, in the universe this one is from he's already killed Sinister, half of the X-Men and wiped the world clean of humanity."
Hawk said nothing.
"Of course in that world he was working for Apocalypse…" DM said, "But it doesn't help that he's now taken in by Magneto."
"Or that he's already on the cusp of being a heartless and thusly being Nobodies." Wraith said.
"Nobody, you mean." Hawk corrected the Scion.
"No, plural." Perfection said. "Release has multiple personalities. Think Lucas, only less sane."
"I'd rather not." Hawk groaned. "Does Xavier know?"
"Where do you think we just came from?" DM said.
"OK, well how many Nobodies are we talking here?" Hawk asked.
"Eleven." Wraith said. "Almost enough to rebuild the Organization."
"The what?" Hawk asked.
"Play Kingdom Hearts II." DM chuckled.
"Explanation." Hawk growled.
"Spoil sport." DM grumbled.
"Organization XIII." Wraith said, "Remember I explained it to you before I met with the Jugglers."
"Oh, those guys." Hawk nodded. "Wait, whose gonna tell him about that, they're all dead."
"But there are still other Nobodies." Perfection pointed out, "And they, unlike the Heartless, are intelligent and have a social structure. Trust me, he'll figure it out."
"Great…" Hawk groaned.
"Don't worry; we have an insider of sort on our side." Wraith grinned.
"One of your guys, right?" Hawk asked.
"Yes." Wraith nodded.
"Can I have his name now?" Hawk asked.
Wraith just gave a classic grin of the eyes. "I prefer not to."
"Why?" Hawk gave him an annoyed look.
"Because their spirits are traveling with me." Wraith grumbled. "And the minute I give you his name he's going to drive me insane with that stupid catch phrase of his."
"Catch phrase?" Hawk looked confused.
"Trust me, you'll be ready to kill him about an hour after he gets and says it every time he introduces himself." Wraith growled.
"Wait…" Hawk realized something. "You're bringing back a Nobody?"
"Technically, he's got his own heart now, courtesy of Moe and Ragnis, but mostly Moe." Perfection said.
"I see." Hawk groaned as he opened his bottle of pills.
"You know those are adding years to your life span, right?" Wraith chuckled.
Hawk looked at the bottle and then at Wraith. "As long as I can't tell things are completely insane, I'm happy with that."
"HA!" Perfection laughed. "Burned!"
"Shut up." Wraith growled.
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Meanwhile at Megatron's official new base things were not going as Inferno had planned for the two infant Predacon's; however, Terrorsoar was having a field day with the two powerhouses.
"OH! Rahzar, crush that!" Terrorsoar hooted as the large fox destroyed a statue of Megatron; he was in his beast form and busily munching on a bag of popcorn.
"Not the imagery of the royalty!" Inferno screeched.
"Oh come on bug brain, let them have fun, they're kids." Terrorsoar chuckled.
"We must maintain discipline!" Inferno slammed his fists together.
"Oh please, my parent's let me do whatever I wanted and look how great I turned out to be." Terrorsoar said with a smile.
Inferno tried his best to maintain his composure, but that wasn't something he was known for doing. "Children, cover your ears."
"What?" Terrorsoar asked in confusion, "Why would they wanna do that?"
"So they don't hear your screams of agony as I reduce you to ash…" Inferno pulled out his flamethrower/grenade launcher.
"H-hey! What's with the sudden psycho trip?" Terrorsoar backed away slowly.
"You are an undesirable influence upon the younglings. I must remove you for the future of the colony…" Inferno leveled the gun towards Terrorsoar.
"Whoa, hey! First off who died and named you George Lucas and secondly, stop being such an output retentive jerk! Secondly, they're kids; they're supposed to have fun; even if that fun is destroying countless statues of your beloved Royalty!" Terrorsoar snapped.
"How dare you!" Inferno growled as he fired a grenade.
"How dare I? How dare I?" Terrorsoar lunged at Inferno. "Terrorsoar, TERRORIZE!"
As the two supposed allies tossed each other around the room in a crazed frenzy of ego and loyalty, the two youngest Predacons looked at each other with a confused look.
"Rahzar Terrorize?" The large fox sprang up on two legs and spun slightly. His tail had become a rifle and his head was now a grappling hook.
"Tohka Terrorize?" Tohka too rose up on his rear legs, his shell spun in front of him to make a spiked shield and his short tail became a shot sword.
"Eh?" Terrorsoar looked up from his brawl with Inferno to see the surprise transformation. "Well, that's pretty nice." He threw Inferno off him with ease. "So how you kids feelin?"
"You shall suffer!" Inferno charged at Terrorsoar, only to get a fist to his face.
"Tohka crush puny Maximals!" The turtle-bot roared.
"Rahzar RIP MAXIMAL TO TINY PIECES!" The Fox-bot agreed.
"Oh, yes Megatron will like you two." Terrorsoar smirked.
"Me… me… me…" Tohka started.
"Don't worry about it." Terrorsoar groaned at the obviously grammatically challenged Predacons.
"Ah!" Megatron chose that moment to enter, "I see you two have finally taught them how to change."
"Yes, Megaton, we have. Although I'm not sure how we did it." Terrorsoar admitted.
"Me…me… me…" Rahzar started.
"Yes, I am Megatron your glorious leader." Megatron made a sweeping bow.
"Me…Mama?" Tohka and Rhazar said together.
"What?" Megatron's smile faded.
"Wow." Terrorsoar was generally surprised and amused. "You really do attract the best programmed protoforms, you know that right?" Terrorsoar snickered.
"I am not your mother! I am your leader!" Megatron snorted.
"MAMA!" The two powerhouses dropped their weapons and plowed into Megatron with a twin powered bear hug of immense proportions.
"I…" Megatron tried to cope with the pain. "INFERNO!"
"Yes, Royalty!" Inferno stood at attention.
"Get them off of me!" Megatron groaned.
"Younglings!" Inferno clapped his hands. Tohka and Rahzar dropped Megatron and turned to Inferno.
"Nana?" The twin wonder dunces asked in unity.
"Let us leave the royalty and truly enjoy target practice!" Inferno hissed with pleasure.
"Nana…" Tohka sounded sad. "Me no gots guns."
"We shall remedy that youngling." Inferno motioned for them to follow.
Terrorsoar waited until they had left to speak.
"They're uh… strong." Terrorsoar smiled.
"And dumber than a block of clay." Megatron was smiling. "They're perfect!"
"Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence." Terrorsoar snorted.
"Oh Terrorsoar, I meant as shock troops." Megatron said. "Besides, you can be to smart for your own good sometimes."
"Well, I do have my moments." Terrorsoar said in faux humility.
"Yes, well, just make sure they stop destroying my statue cameras. Those cost a fortune to replace." Megatron grumbled.
"We have money?" Terrorsoar looked confused.
"I have money. You have a job, no get to it." Megatron snapped.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Terrorsoar grumbled.
