Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, Mask, TMNT, Planeteers, Beast Wars)
AN: You've probably notice Gecko's been the focus lately, he will be until the end of this story because I'm trying to flesh out the problems for the Heartless invasion and one big chunk, as stated before deals with Gecko and Betsy.
Crazy Scions Make for Wild Vacation Ideas
"So…" Wheeler looked around Xavier's backyard. "What's the big surprise?"
The only groups on hand were the X-Men, Misfits, Turtles and Planeteers and all of them were equally confused, irritated and somewhat on the verge of throttling Perfection. Of course their anger and annoyance may have been linked to the fact that Perfection had gathered them all together at four in the morning. Even DM was slightly annoyed.
"I wish I knew." Scott yawned, "So why aren't you tired?"
Wheeler just shrugged.
"Maybe it has something to do with this?" Linka tossed Scott a thermos.
"AH!" Scott freaked out as he read the label. "Not BA's coffee!"
"Where?" Gecko popped up from sleeping on Betsy's shoulder.
"MINE!" Todd shouted as he ran at Scott.
"No, MINE!" Gecko leapt at Scott.
With both Gecko and Todd charging towards him Scott did the only sensible thing he could think of. He threw the thermos in Lance's lap.
"Summers, I hate you so much…" Lance said right before Gecko and Todd collided into him and started to fight over the coffee. However, much to their dismay DM had noticed the coffee and mad his own slow, zombie like shuffle over to the canister. He then picked it up and drank the entire thing while they were fighting.
"WHOA!" DM's eye widened. "Now there's a pick me up!"
"Hey no fair…" Todd and Gecko whined in unison.
"Will someone get my idiotic boyfriend out here so I can kill him already?" Wanda growled.
"I agree with her." Rogue raised her hand while Remy snored away with his head in her lap.
"All right, calm down I'm sure Perfection has a reason for gathering us here this early." Xavier yawned. "At least he better or I'll let Forge go after him again."
"No thanks, I learned my lesson the first time." Forge smiled.
"All right!" Perfection shouted as he appeared on a small stage, he was wearing a red suede safari outfit. "Who wants a vacation?"
"Oh that'd be nice." Xavier said with a smile. "But why ask us so early in the morning?"
"He couldn't contain his excitement." Wraith said as he appeared with Spaz and Cardinal, the latter two were passing out cups of regular coffee.
"Excitement?" Scott asked. "About a vacation. This can't be good."
"Let me put it this way…" Wraith summoned an orchestra that began to play the theme to Jurassic Park. "Bring the bug spray."
" Jurassic Park?" Jean asked with a confused look. "But that's a movie!"
"Was a movie." DM said. "Another latent splice happened a while back with the islands around Genosha, we just found one of them fully stocked with dinosaurs."
"Oh Jesus." Hawk groaned. "Please tell me we slammed into them."
"You did." DM smiled.
"Thank God." Hawk sighed.
"So what did we give their universe?" Todd asked.
"Something best not thought about." Perfection avoided the subject.
"The X-Gene." Wraith said. "And not in humans."
"So they have mutant dinosaurs?" Gecko blinked before he broke onto a fit of laughter.
"So when did you set this vacation for?" Hawk asked.
"Three weeks." Perfection grinned.
"You aren't wearing that are you?" Wanda asked.
"Nope, regular khaki when we get there." Perfection said.
"Um…" Kitty spoke up. "What up the dinosaurs that will, you know try to eat us?"
"You'll be protected." Perfection smiled like never before.
"And if we get eaten?" Bobby shrieked.
"They won't even see you." DM said. "Or smell you for that matter, which is really more of a concern for Pietro and his scented shampoos."
"Hey." Pietro said in offense.
""Hey what?" DM said with an arched eyebrow.
"Screw it, I'm too tired." Pietro groaned.
"How did he get him on one of the few days he sleeps regularly?" Althea asked as she sipped her coffee.
"Maniacs have excellent timing when it comes to ruining sleep patterns." Perfection smiled. "Now, onto what you're going to need…"
"We aren't going to survive this are we?" Lance asked Althea.
"To quote Rattrap: 'We're all gonna die.'" Althea sighed.
"At least it's not for a few more weeks." Todd yawned.
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Later that day Gecko was charging down the hall to the Danger Room. He was scheduled to train with the New Mutants and he was running incredibly late because he had almost missed the elevator. When he skidded into the Danger Room though, he was surprised to find that everyone was going through combat training and not the simulations that Xavier had shown him.
"Hey Gex." Logan grunted. "Heard you didn't want to learn martial arts, why not?"
"Not my speed." Gecko took a deep breath.
"What is your speed?" Logan asked.
"Boxing." Gecko made several mock punches.
"Well, how about kickboxing?" Logan asked, "Because boxing is only good if your opponent is boxing."
"What is it with everyone and kickboxing? Do I look like Jean Claude Van Damme?" Gecko groaned.
"Betsy's practicing kickboxing today." Logan said.
"Ok let's go." Gecko immediately changed his tune.
"Hormones… so predictable." Logan chuckled.
Five minutes later Gecko found himself sprawled on the ground and no clue how he got there.
"I told you to keep your guard up." Betsy laughed as she helped him up. "Maybe looking at my chest wasn't such a good idea, huh?"
"First off I wasn't looking at your chest…" Gecko grumbled, "And secondly, if I were looking at your chest it'd be more like this." Gecko placed his jaw parallel with his own chest and cranked his eyes towards Betsy's chest.
"Might want to look behind you." Logan grunted from behind.
Gecko's head popped up and one eye rolled back to see Logan with a knowing grin.
"Get back to training." Logan said.
"Oh, but it's the only time we get to talk, remember I don't live with lunatics like the Misfits. I actually have rules where I live." Gecko sounded sad as he turned and gave Logan a pathetic look, like a kicked puppy.
"And we're thankful for those rules, so make a date if you have too." Logan snapped, and then realized what he'd said.
"Really?" Gecko smiled, "How about it Betsy; movies or a dinner?"
Betsy just blushed.
"Wait..." Logan tried to think of a way to take back what you said. "You need a chaperone since you're not eighteen." He thought he'd won.
"Cool, I'll ask Perfection and Wanda." Gecko smiled again.
"From this school." Logan growled.
"I'll ask Rogue and Remy." Betsy smiled.
"What?" Logan felt his left arm tense up. "Not the Cajun! No!"
"So I'll ask Jean and Scott." Betsy smiled. "Either way the answer is till gonna be yes."
"I need to go sit down." Logan groaned.
"Hehehehehe…" Gecko gave a huge grin.
"And I'll take a nice dinner and a movie." Betsy said with a smile.
"Aw crap there goes my cash for the week." Gecko sighed.
"So I'm not worth it then?" Betsy arched her eyebrow.
"Hey that's not fair!" Gecko said, "I only get so much a week."
"Hm…" Betsy thought for a second. "I'll get the movie, you get the dinner."
"All right, that'll work!" Gecko smiled, right as a kick sent him to the ground.
"Keep your guard up." Betsy chuckled.
"I hate kickboxing." Gecko groaned. "And I hate martial arts."
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"So, what's the big problem Boss-Monkey?" Rattrap asked as he walked in to the Maximal base's front room. Optimus and Dinobot were looking at one of the base's many screens.
"There's some sort of disturbance in Sector Tellman." Optimus said, "The Island of Nova Roma."
"Why do I get this feeling of complete and utter doom?" Rattrap asked.
"Rattrap; just shut up and go with Dinobot." Optimus groaned.
"Heh, looks like the roles are reversed now." Rattrap gave Dinobot a smile.
A few hours later Dinobot was flying over the island of Nova Roma with his claws firmly latched onto Rattrap's wheels.
"This is without a doubt the single most degrading act I have ever had to perform!" Dinobot snarled as he dropped his partner on the beach.
"Yeah, yeah, stuff it Choppaface, we gotta find…" Rattrap was distracted by the large group of private soldiers that now encircled them. "How does this always happen to us?"
"Perhaps your stench alerted them." Dinobot growled as he drew his katanas.
"Put you weapons down!" A voice called, it was a woman who marched out onto the beach.
"Who are you lady, and what's with the army?" Rattrap asked.
"I am Emma Frost." Emma said with a sneer. "And the only reason you machines aren't a pile of scrap is because you helped my students."
"You ran the academy." Dinobot recalled her file from the Joes. "And you're a telepath, not much help against us."
"As for the army it's all a precaution to protect this island from that insane esper." Emma growled.
Just as Emma spoke the volcano's side blew open and a brief light flashed.
"He's here!" Emma shouted.
Not soon after Release flew from the mountain's side and landed near Emma. He handed her an odd looking crystal and gave a wicked smile.
"You know you won't make it out of here alive." Emma growled, "Not after what you did."
"The offer's still open Emma." Release smiled as he circled her and mindlessly use his telekinesis to rip the weapons out of everyone's hands and toss the weapons into the ocean. He then circled Emma. "Only this time refusal to cooperate will result in the very gory execution of the leader of your precious Hellions."
Emma's face froze with anger before her shoulder sunk. "Fine." She sneered, "We have to prepare you being the host, and it'll take time."
"How long?" Release asked as he lifted Dinobot and Rattrap and tossed them down the beach.
"A few months, everything was done specifically for Jean Grey, now we have to change it." Emma's eyes betrayed her anger.
"See that wasn't so hard." Release gave a dark laugh, "I'll be in touch then!" Release then flew off with the aid of his telekinesis.
"Jeez, lady!" Rattrap was running back up the beach, "You ok?"
"Careful Rattrap, she's made a deal with Release!" Dinobot snapped. "I heard it from back there."
"What?" Rattrap looked at Emma. "Are you insane?"
"He's holding a student of hers hostage." Dinobot said. "We can help."
"No you can't." Emma smiled. "He's to powerful; we have to placate him… for now." Emma's look almost told of her plans for betrayal. "Now get out of here."
Rattrap gave Emma a long confused look before he shrugged and pulled Dinobot away, while he muttered about "Crazy dames" the whole time.
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"Such a lovely evening…" A dark form laughed upon the rim of the volcano, he had seen the transpiring of earlier. "The Master will enjoy hearing this and perhaps I may yet unlock the secret of Kingdom Hearts. Does that interest you my dear?" The form turned to a young girl, restrained in powerful chains, she simply glowered at him. "I didn't think so."
"You're a monster." She sneered.
"And you're from the future." The shadowy man said as he removed the chains. "Go, go and warn your father, for all the good it will do. We both know the only way to prevent my master's coming is to loose to them. To let the darkness cover everything."
"And we both know my father will destroy you for what you did to me, to him." The girl growled.
"Ah, yes the horned one. Pity he had to send that warning." The shadow cackled. "Now if only my master could locate him."
"Like I'd fall for that." She snapped as she vanished.
"Yes, run, little one, run to your father, and tell him his daughter is to become like him; a murder and a sinner." The shadow laughed. "Do not worry Master Therten, we will not fail you, we will not be like that failure of a former god."
"We're ready." Another shadowy form appeared.
"Not yet, we need that arrogant lunatic to give himself to the Heartless. Then when the time is right we strike." The first shadow said.
"Yes sire." The second shadow made a sweeping bow and disappeared.
The first shadow turned to look at the moon and the cascading light of the burning village below. His smile grew wider.
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AN: Any guesses as to who the characters are in the last part? I'll give you a hint; the shadows are connected to Kingdom Hearts. The other one is the future child of one of my characters.
