Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, Mask, TMNT, Planeteers, Beast Wars)
Making the list
Ma-ti yawned as he was shaken awake by Pyro. Ma-ti had agreed to spend the night at the Misfits. He was no beginning to understand some of the teams' complaints about the pyromaniac.
"Hey, 'Ti, wake up man…" Pyro giggled, "Wait till you see what Larry got."
"St. John, it's the middle of the night…" Ma-Ti groaned.
"Eh?" Ma-Ti heard Pyro's confused voice. "It's eight in the bloody mornin'!"
"What?" Ma-Ti opened his eyes to see the sun filtering through the windows. "Oh, five more minutes then."
"Aw, come on!" Pyro whined, "Larry's got everything set up for us three to play the day away."
"It's all right Pyro, let him sleep." Larry sighed.
"Oh, but it's a fun game…" Pyro continued to whine.
"What's a fun game?" Perfection asked as he popped his head through the door to the room.
"AHHHHH!" Pyro shrieked as he hid behind Larry. "He took my lighters…"
"Yup, and I filled them foam." Perfection smiled as he tossed several lighters on the floor and completely walked through the door. "So what are you playing?"
"NiGHTS into Dreams." Larry said with a smile. "DM asked what my favorite game was and I told him."
"Sweet, NiGHTS is an awesome Maren." Perfection gave his typical goofy smile.
"Eh?" Pyro cocked his head in a confused manner. "You mean in the game sense right?"
"No I mean NiGHTS is an awesome dream dude… chick… er… thing." Perfection stumbled as he chose his words. "Let's just go with awesome dream thing."
"You're kidding." Larry stared in shock.
"Kid, I know anthropomorphic hedgehogs, foxes, skunks and other various types of non-human life forms." Perfection grinned. "Besides he's not in this dimension."
"Oh." Larry breathed a sigh of relief.
"By the way guys what's your favorite dinosaur?" Perfection switched into his safari clothes and held a ledger.
"Well, there's nothing that makes fire… unless there are dragons!" Pyro immediately perked up.
"Go to Xavier's if you want dragons." Perfection smiled.
"Well I've always been interested in the communication of raptors." Larry said, Perfection only let a nervous look settle on the mind reader and clairvoyant. "Or the parenting skills of the Brachiosaurs…" Larry rubbed his chin. "Let me get back to you on that."
"What would you like to see Ma-Ti?" Perfection asked, but kept a nervous eye on foresight.
"Triceratops…" Ma-ti grumbled. "Or the Stegosaurus."
"Righty-o!" Perfection grinned. "And onward to finish the list!" Perfection said as he vanished.
"You get the feeling a few of us won't make it back?" Pyro whimpered.
"Actually we should make out pretty good, Shredder's goons on the other hand…" Larry's hand wavered, unsure of the outcome.
"Hehehehe…" Pyro giggled.
"You two are sick…" Ma-ti groaned as he sat up.
"Blame our upbringing." Pyro smiled.
"No, blame his upbringing, and his inability to keep certain thoughts and traits inside his own head." Larry scoffed.
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Down in the TV room of the Misfit Manor Kwame and Gi had decided to spend the day at the Pit and they were enjoying a slideshow the Misfit Girls had set up of their various tortures of the boys of both the X-Men and Misfits.
"Cool, slideshow!" Perfection grinned as he flashed in on Wanda's lap.
"Off me." Wanda said as she shoved her boyfriend off her lap.
"Yeesh." Perfection grumbled as he got up, "Right, still angry at me."
"Bingo." Wanda growled.
"Ok then." Perfection hovered to the other end of the room and caught sight of a slide where Lance was strangling an anthropomorphic coyote. "Awww, just like the painting…"
"Is there a reason you've come to annoy us all?" Angelica asked in a huff.
"Aww, what's wrong Angie? Pyro still got his shrine to you?" Perfection gave a cocky smile. "Anyway, what dinosaurs would you gals and guy like to see on Isla Sorna?"
"Oh, I want to see some Triceratopses!" Lina perked up.
"Me too!" Spyder smiled. "No raptors though."
"I always wondered what it'd be like to pet an Ankylosaur." Cover Girl admitted. "If they have them that is."
"They do." Perfection smiled as he made a brief note.
"Keep the Spinosaur away from the Triplets." Cover Girl added.
"You know, I don't think there is one on this island." Perfection mused on the thought. "But trust me they will be secured."
"And how do plan on doing that?" Althea asked.
"Power negation." Perfection smiled. "You guys won't have any powers there, just like another place on your world that has it naturally."
"What?" Lina gasped, "You mean there's a place where our powers are negated?"
Perfection nodded. "Called the Savage Lands, they got dinosaurs too, only theirs have evolved."
"Wow…" Cover Girl blinked. "Very odd."
"Cover Girl, your world could have ended up with the Transformers Great War happening. All it would have taken was one decision by the universe countless millennia ago." Perfection laughed. "And believe it or not but the regular universe the X-Men and Brotherhood would normally be found in also have connections to GI Joe." (&)
"You gotta be kidding me." Angelica said in surprise.
"Nope, small connections but they're still there." Perfection smiled. "Now what would the triplets like to see?"
"We want to see the T-Rex!" Daria jumped up from behind the couch, he sisters soon followed with their own cheers of encouragement.
"Wow, I am not surprised." Perfection gave a concerned and nervous smile. "And you my lovely Crimson Goddess?"
"Triceratops and Pachycephalosaurus." Wanda sighed.
"I would really just like to see them all." Kwame said with an odd enthusiasm. "I love dinosaurs."
"We aren't going to be meeting the guys from the movies are we?" Gi asked. "And I'm with Kwame, dinosaurs are cool in general."
"Probably, they do end up on that island under the damndest circumstances…" Perfection shrugged, "But it'd probably only be the two kids from the first park."
"How come we have weird double memories about that place anyway?" Cover Girl asked. "I mean I remember the movie, but I also remember it actually happening."
"Well, because it was a latent Chaos Spark we can only partially protect your memories, anyone in the group who would have met Release in the past will have the same type of dual memories, ones they can't explain having, but have them none the less." Perfection put his ledger down. "What can I say the way we work is extremely paradoxical, anyway off to get the guys requests and then the Turtles and X-Men."
"What about the Maximals?" Althea asked.
"Forget the Maximals, you didn't ask Althea!" Quinn pouted.
"He asked me earlier with Todd." Althea chuckled.
"Well the Maximals agreed it would be best for them to avoid the island. They don't want to risk any stray protoforms on the island being activated under Predacon programming." Perfection explained.
"Sounds reasonable." Cover Girl nodded.
"Aw, but Dinobot would make a great tour guide." Brittany moaned.
"He would wouldn't he?" Perfection giggled before he vanished.
"We're all going to die there, you know that right?" Althea laughed as she semi-quoted Rattrap.
"Oh please, Perfection wouldn't let that happen." Lina rolled her eyes.
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"All righty…" Perfection appeared in Xavier's office where Bobby and Tim were sitting in chairs with nervous looks on their faces. Ash was standing in the corner drenched in ketchup. "I can come back…"
"Actually we were just finishing here." Xavier glared at the young men. "You are excused."
"Oh, before you go Bobby, what dinosaur would you like to see?" Perfection asked.
"They've been removed from the trip Perfection as have most of the New Mutants." Xavier explained.
"Why?" Perfection asked.
"Ever seen a giant wave of ketchup and milk?" Ash asked.
"Holy Monkey farts! Ash what happened?" Perfection blinked in awe.
"We discovered why Forge's inventions should never be used to improve Kitty's homemade tomato soup." Ash groaned.
"Why are you still letting her cook?" Perfection asked Xavier.
"You try and stop her, I've given up." Xavier rolled his eyes.
"Jeez…" Perfection snapped his fingers and cleaned Ash off. "So I take it some of the teachers are staying behind too, right?"
" Warren and Ash have volunteered to stay behind and I have a few of the Joes willing to help keep those behind on strict punishment." Xavier glared at the door, where they heard several groans come from. "Any way here's the list of those that can make it and their desired dinosaurs to see."
"You're still letting Forge come?" Perfection almost choked on the air he was breathing.
"To be fair he did not give permission for the others to even go into his lab let alone use his inventions." Xavier sighed.
"Ah, Thornne's not coming either?" Perfection sounded disappointed.
"She's been at Muir island since after Spike's treachery was discovered; apparently she had a few things to tell Ororo that she didn't want to hear." Xavier sighed.
"Jeez, just like the other world…" Perfection muttered.
"You know you keep mentioning this 'other world', what is that exactly?" Ash asked.
"The 'other world' is our base world, from before the interLOAFERs' interference." Xavier explained. "Apparently their timeline is much further advanced than ours, and some of the similarities are carrying over."
"Oh." Ash nodded. "Like what?"
"Wait till the prom and keep an eye on Rina and her date, and then watch Logan's response." Perfection grinned evilly. "You aren't making accommodations for the mutates coming here?"
"To be honest Perfection I don't think it would be wise, they will have only been here for about two and half weeks, and I was hoping to ease them into your… eccentricities." Xavier said.
"Well given who I am I guess I can respect that." Perfection nodded. "So Scott wants the quickest route off the island, huh?"
"Yes, I'm afraid he's only coming because he doesn't trust your safety record." Xavier gave a light hearted smile.
"Hey, I'm only point and explaining. DM, Wraith and one of our friends are in charge of our security." Perfection looked the list over. "Jamie wants to see the compies, well that'll be easy to do at least."
"A friend?" Xavier asked.
"Yup, he's also volunteered to help with the Heartless and Nobodies; of course he's also looking for a world that he can settle in and not be used as a living weapon." Perfection sighed and noticed Xavier's curious look. "He's a collection of conscious nano-machines with the soul of a human. He's a shape shifter of sorts." (&&)
"Lovely." Xavier groaned. "How insane is he?"
"Completely and frighteningly sane." Perfection sighed, "He'd get along well with Scott."
"Oh…" Xavier blinked in surprise. "Well that is pleasant news."
"Well he is kind of suicidal, but you'd be too if your body was made into a living and learning weapon…" Perfection grimaced. "Plus Wraith had to break some devastating news to him a while back."
"He's immortal right?" Ash laughed.
"Yeah." Perfection said completely straight faced. "And not a flawed immortality either. He will always be alive; if his body is destroyed his soul will inhabit any nearby empty machine or if need be dead body. He lived as a car once."
"How horrifying." Xavier gasped.
"Yeah." Perfection looked back at his list. "What is it with the girls and triceratops?"
"I wish I knew." Xavier gave an honest. "You know you've seemingly calmed down recently…"
"Well, once I get to know you and you get to know me, I'm still crazy, but I'm secure enough around you guys to relax almost completely." Perfection smiled. "Any other questions?"
"Yes, if you can answer them. Maven and Ragnis, the people they are bringing are they dangerous to the students?" Xavier asked.
"Not at all." Perfection said as he shoved the ledger into a large pocket. "Maven's bringing the people who defeated him when he was mortal, heroes, every last one of them. Ragnis, well Ragnis is bringing in a large group of Vikings and while they're not the most refined people, they know not to cross Ragnis' orders."
"And I don't mean to sound untrusting, but Raptor's aid?" Xavier asked.
"Raptor's bringing two powerful heroes from his own world. One's a genetic experiment; another is a genetic and cybernetic experiment both possess a powerful ability that comes from the ancient blood that flows through their veins." Perfection said. "And before you ask, Clotho's trying to find a specific hero; someone most of us have overlooked because he or it doesn't technically physically exist."
"Who?" Xavier asked.
"Ask Larry and Pyro what game they were playing this morning when they come over." Perfection smiled and gave a wink before he vanished.
"Well at least it's not entirely cryptic." Ash smiled.
"No, I must say Perfection has been one of the more honest of the Scions." Xavier smiled. "At least as much as he can be."
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"Hello mutate kind!" Perfection smiled as he popped into the turtle's lair.
"Ahhh!" Gecko screamed before he fell out of his hammock and onto the train car below, he was dressed only in a pair of boxers. "Jeez man I was sleeping."
"Yeah well it's time you got up." Donatello smiled as he came out of his room. "Hey Perfection."
"So what dinosaurs do you want to see?" Perfection smiled.
"Actually we talked it over and we really don't want to go. You know the whole gene manipulation thing involved in making them." Donatello explained. "Gecko wants to go though, three guesses why."
"Betsy." Gecko shouted as he fell off of the car while pulling on some pants. "And I want to see the raptors." He was completely unfazed by falling.
"Yeesh…" Perfection winced as Gecko got back up and Raphael opened his door right into Gecko's face.
"Who's yappin' so much?" Raph asked, bleary eyed and tired.
"Gex the wonder Gecko." Donatello laughed, he had picked up on Logan's nickname for Gecko quickly.
"I hate that name." Gecko growled from his position on the floor.
"Sorry Gecko didn't see you there buddy." Raph yawned as he closed the door again.
"Aren't those doors supposed to open by folding inwards?" Perfection asked.
"We fixed them." Donny smiled.
"Yikes." Perfection smiled as nodded and vanished.
"Has anyone seen my shirt?" Gecko asked as he got up, "I can't remember where I put it last night."
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"So is everything set up?" DM asked Perfection, as the Scion of Chaos entered the Energy Verge.
"Yup." Perfection gave his friend a thumbs up. "So is Wraith done chastising Kurai?"(&&&)
"Yup." DM laughed, "She keeps complaining about how she has to go by 'Karri' there."
"Hence why she avoids the world." Perfection smiled.
"Well I do have some good news." DM said as he pressed a button and a random screen slid out of nowhere. "We have confirmed that the old Organization is there to stop a new Organization and do their usual dirty work."
"Well, why was Kurai in the past anyway?" Perfection asked.
"Apparently the Exiles were planning on coming and she had to head them off." DM shrugged.
"Yikes, that would have not been fun…" Perfection laughed. "Could you imagine them explaining their universes to the Misfits or the X-Men?"
"They had the good Magneto with them." DM laughed.
"Oh that would have been…" Perfection's head swerved around. "Does Deadpool know about us?"
"Yeah." DM nodded. "And he knows the world is technically a work of fiction, why?"
"I just got a very creepy feeling he's watching us." Perfection looked around defensively.
"How would he get here?" DM asked.
"Atropos, Therten, Alteran." Perfection counted off the Scions on his fingers.
"Right, well if he's cloaked he's going to love where I'm sending him…" DM smiled as he pressed a button and a random scream echoed through the Verge.
"Where did you send him?" Perfection asked.
"Let's just say he's going to either have a psychotic breakdown or completely own the first five Power Rangers." DM giggled.
"I vote for complete ownage." Perfection said flatly. "Let's face it, they can attack him all they want, but the only way they'll win is if they cheat which ain't going to happen."
"Let's watch." DM smiled as he flipped the Screen over to show a confused Deadpool waking up in a highschool cafeteria.
"Aw jeez, I gotta remember to never take jobes from guys in make-up and black dresses!" Deadpool groaned as all but five teens cleared out of the cafeteria.
"Who is this guy?" Billy asked.
"One of Rita's goons no doubt." Zack said with a strange assertion.
"Wait…" Deadpool looke confused. "A highschool cafeteria with teens who look like they're in their late thirties…"
"I am not thirty!" Trini shouted.
"Yeah, Trini's only nineteen!" Billy shouted.
"Oh for -bleep-'s sake!" Deadpool groaned. "What the -bleep-? I'm in a -bleep-in' Power Ranger universe that -bleep-in' censors me?"
"This could get interesting." Perfection laughed.
"We should record this." DM smiled as he hit another button. "What do you think: two or three episodes?"
"Let's go for a season." Perfection grinned.
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(&): I discovered several Transformer G1 and GI Joe connections to the Marvel Universe while researching the Beast Wars.
(&&): Like my characters Valor and Vincent, this character and the two heroes Raptor are bringing are completely mine. I would not get attached to them, they are planned casualties.
(&&&): Technically "Kurai" is Wraith's daughter's name, but to avoid confusion between her and Shredder's daughter Wraith has her go by a different name in the Spliced-Verse. Thus she will be known as "Karri" to the denizens of this world.
Also I just recently learned Deadpool knows of the fourth wall so don't expect this thing to just go unnoticed by him…
