A/N Ok I might switch mood and go humorous, I might do that this chapter, oh well. Anyway if your reading this then you read chapter one, or you skipped, again some characters are mine like those listed last chapter. And others aren't. You will know if you have played either game. Oh and before I forget it is rated T for profanity. Most updates will be around one page in word, but I will try to update at least 2-3 times a week. Now on to the story, I hope.
End note.
A soldier only known as Davis, who is a GGI (Guardian Government Issue), carrying the good and faithful m60, is standing about 35 yards to the left of Bunker-03, stands up from behind a bush and aims up into the air. After aiming upwards he sees a siege chopper and lets out a bone chilling cry "eat my bullets you sons of bitches!"
"Davis get your ass outta the open you fucking monkey!" Shouted Cpl. Gulin
"…"
"Run Davis Run"
"No this commie bastard is going down"
"Dive man a bomb coming at you"
"What the fuck?"
The bomb came from a siege chopper, it is the Russians newest model armed with two 12mm Gattling Cannons, two rocket pods, and a napalm bomb launcher. And it carries about ten guys in the back. The pilot is none other than Captain Seris, a well known and feared pilot from the first war, it is said to be that he took down 20 Harriers with a single siege chopper and then after landing killed a gorilla with nothing but his belt.
"I have you now you dirty American dog!" Cap. Seris says smoothly over the Russian radio.
"Dammit Seris quit spamming MY radio network" shouts Romanov(yes in this story he didn't die in RA2)
"sorry sir, my pet boa bumped the radio button."
"whatever!"
"idiot, now what was I doing, ah yes blowing stuff up"
Meanwhile down on the ground, the soviet invasion force was stopped because Vladimir had to buy a donut and coffee. At a gas station while his prized Flak Track armed with a Tesla Coil was fueling up, he looked over his shoulder while eating to see his men all sitting down playing slap jack and smoking Cuban Cigars from their good all friends the Cubans.
"What are you doing?"
"Hi Vladimir, we can't go without you, else there'd be no one to lead us get the credit of our fighting."
"Quite right Tulip(he loves tulips)"
"Now where did that nuclear monkey go?"
"He went to the enemy base, he smelled bananas."
"Ok fine, lets move out, no monkey is taking my hard earned credit."
Back at the allied base, inside allied HQ.
"Dugan, whatdya mean you cant send anyone for about 5 days!"
"Listen here you pigtailed, make-up wearing, officer that looks like a girl, I have been invaded by the Russians on all fronts, from Canada, Mexico, Hawaii, Cuba, everywhere."
"I am so sorry to here that you circus freak with a disco ball(I have nothing against disco), I do not have enough men to deal with these weapons, helicopters with napalm, MIGs with v3 warheads, monkeys eating my bananas, camels smoking my cigarettes, flowers growing in my bed, but the point is I need help, but since you are such a pathetic stupid redneck I hope they blow your fucking house of white up!"
Meanwhile, at the white house.
"EVA, get my ATV ready, I am leaving the white house for awhile."
A/N, ok I havta stop here, I havta go to bed so this is it for this chapter.
