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Chapter 10

Unexpected Alliances

"It's.."

"Hey, Naruto I forgot to give you the last piece of the journal about Kyuubi," said Jiraiya from the yard, drunk. He threw te scroll at Naruto, who caught it. Naruto and Hiroko sweatdropped.

"Fine, you tell me after I read this Hiroko," grumbled Naruto.

'KYUUBI NO YOKO

Kyuubi no Yoko is the nine-tailed fox demon. He is the leader and the strongest of Bijuu. HE has power over fire. As a Kitsune he has a high intelligence,long life, magical fire, the ability to manifest dreams, use illusions, bend the time/space thing. One thing that a human can get on a kitsune is that they have to keep their promises or the will be demoted in rank and power. Each rank is attained every 1000 years, which is another tail. Kitsunes are silver, white, gold, red, blue, green, and black. Each has a different meaning. Silver being the kitsune of healing, white is the kitsune of purity, gold is the all powerful one, red is the killing machine one, blue is the one of calmness, green is the kitsune of earth, and the black is the void one. The Black kitsune may seem good, but really evil and feed on the life and spirit of humans. Kyuubi was once a gold demon, but something happened to make a red one.

Jiraiya'

"Woh, I never knew these things," said Naruto. Hiroko, who read it as well, nodded in truth knowing it all."Now, are you gonna tell me who your children's father is?"

"Shit, I hope you would forget," said Hiroko, sweating.

"Not likely," said Naruto.

"Do I have to?"

"Yes," said Naruto, watching the 3125 year old demon act like a 3 year old who doesn't want take a nap.

"It's..."

"Hiroko! Get my glasses, I can't see," yelled a familiar voice.

"Where did you put them!"

"On the kitchen counter," yelled the same voice.

"ITACHI," yelled Naruto, in shock finally realizing whose voice it was. Naruto's jaw dropped. "Uchiha Itachi has three children. Oh dear God, Sasuke is going to flip if he ever hears this." Itachi came in the room wearing a Uchiha clan black shirt and tan capris. Not only that he was wearing glasses.

"Oh, Naruto-kun is here," said Itachi. The glasses looked prefect on him, but Naruto still thought it still looked weird on him. Naruto still in shock opened and closed his mouth a few times.

"Don't freak him out," said Hiroko, "See you wouldn't need glasses if you wouldn't use the Sharingan so much."

"I have to," said Itachi. "You still have leftovers from dinner right?"

"Yeah," said Hiroko, "YOU STAY OUT HERE!"

"But, Hiroko,"

"No, last time you tried to reheat something you almost burned the damn house down," yelled Hiroko. Naruto still has the look on his face. Hiroko went into the kitchen and left Itachi, Naruto, and Tai in the same room together...not a smart thing to do.

"Dada," screamed Tai, as if just noticing his father. Itachi bent down and picked Tai up. Tai pulled on his hair.

"Being good Tai," said Itachi, "So, Naruto-kun you ever getting over your shock and try to attack me."

"Not with the kid your holding on to," said Naruto, glaring at Itachi. A glare that would make Neji and Sasuke proud. If looks could kill Itachi be dead.

"I guess Hiroko didn't tell you yet," sighed Itachi, still with Tai in his arms. "Oh don't tell Sasuke this if you ever see him again."

"Why so you can mess with him more and make him feel worse," snapped Naruto.

"NO one is going to tell Sasuke," said Itachi, glaring back at Naruto. (GLARE MATCH #2 Itachi v. Naruto)

"Itachi, put Tai down so you can eat," said Hiroko, "Naruto I can explain this, but you might want to go outside with me."

"Have fun," said Itachi, digging into his food.

"Bastard,"

"I love you too," said Itachi, right back at her. Naruto swaetdropped. Now, Hiroko and Naruto were in one of the gardens.

"Start talking Hiroko,"

"Um, where should I start?"

"The beginning is usually nice,"

"Snappy are we,"

"Just tell the story, so you can give me good reasons not to attack Itachi," yelled Naruto.

"Right all right. When Itachi killed the family, he wasn't himself," started Hiroko.

"So, he did kill his clan,"

"But it really wasn't him! He was being controlled and not by Orochimaru, we suspect someone in the Akatsuki. It's not Kisame, and two other member (Deidara and Sasori) we know for sure. Yes , still I know it doesn't condone for his mistake," said Hiroko.

"He was being controlled! Are you sure?"

"Yes, Jiraiya was the one Itachi came to after the massacre," said Hiroko, "Then Jiraiya sent one of my birds to Sandaime, and Tsunade. I know it sounds silly, but it is true. He is really sorry that he couldn't stop it, but he went along with it."

"So, he was like on an undercover mission," said Naruto, slowly trying to get all this information. "We gotta tell Sasuke this!"

"NO! Sasuke won't believe it," said Hiroko, "We just have to wait for when Sasuke comes after Itachi and see what happens."

"So, Sasuke might wind up killing Itachi anyway, if he gets strong enough," said Naruto, "But it wasn't really his fault.."

"I know I tried to talk him out of it, but he's too stubborn to listen to me," sighed Hiroko, sitting on the ground. Naruto sat down thinking.

'Woh, this is both bad and good.'

'How can you believe her?'

'I don't know I can just tell she won't lie to me.'

'It seems Hiroko has changed since last time we met.'

'Yeah, but the change was good right?'

'Yes,'

Naruto has to understand a lot of information, so he sat there thinking. He didn't notice Itachi come outside with Tai. Naruto understood what was happening. Itachi wanted Sasuke to kill him because he still thinks it is his fault that the clan is gone, it seems Itachi wants to die.

"Itachi could I talk to you alone," asked Naruto, not knowing if this was a good idea. Hiroko and Tai went inside leaving the enemies or former enemies outside together alone. "You want to die don't you?"

"Truthfully, not anymore,"

"So you did? Let me guess you having kids changed your mind,"

"Yes, but if Sasuke kills me Hiroko can deal with it,"

"What about you kids?"

"They would understand,"

"Do you know how bad Sasuke will feel once he finds out that he has nieces and a nephew? He think he did the same thing you did to him,"

"Hiroko won't let the children become an avenger," said Itachi.

"So, when we first met at the hotel and you beat up Kaka-sensei, Kurenai-sensei, Asuma-sensei, and Sasuke what was that?"

"I didn't kill them, they survive. Actually I didn't mean to hurt the senseis much, but Sasuke needed an ass kicking," said Itachi, "As an older brother it's my duty to teach Sasuke that not to get cocky in a fight and not to fight only for yourself. Obviously I did a bad job, seeing as how he went to Orochimaru."

"I think you went about the wrong way," commented Naruto.

"It was all I could do. Now off that topic, when are your friends coming?"

"A few days,"

"Good. Oh did you get my notes," said Itachi.

"Yeah what the hell do they mean,"

"Not a damn thing. It you put the papers in order of when you got them and turn them over it gives you dates that Akatsuki members are going to attack and where," said Itachi, going into the house. Naruto followed after and found that Itachi was gone.

"Itachi won't be back until tomorrow," said Hiroko, dragging Naruto in the house, "You must be tired, I shall show you the guest room." Hiroko dragged him upstairs, "This is my room so if you need anything." Hiroko stopped at the room two doors down from hers. Naruto opened the door to a nice guest room.

"Night Hiroko," said Naruto going to bed.

"Good night Naruto, see you in the morning," said Hiroko, shutting the door. Naruto laid down on the bed, which was quite comfortable, but he didn't automatically go to sleep.

'So much in one day.'

'Don't worry about it and GO TO SLEEP DAMNIT'

'Good night you damn kitsune'

'Good night kit'

After the lovely good night greeting between Naruto and Kyuubi, Naruto still couldn't go to sleep. Then he heard some crying from the babies a few doors away.

"Come stop your crying, it'll be alright, just take my hand, hold it tight, I will protect you from all around you, I will be here don't you cry, For one so small you seem so strong, my arms will keep you safe and warm, this bond between us can't be broken, I will be here don't you cry, 'Cause you'll be in my heart, yes you'll be in my heart, from this day on, now and forever more, you'll be in my heart, no matter what they say, you'll be in my heart always, always," sang Hiroko from the her room, which lulled Naruto to sleep.

The next few days passed, which in one Naruto was dragged to the store a few miles away to get a new outfit. Hiroko said he out grew it. He got a black and orange outfit, and some other clothes, that Hiroko insisted she buy for him, including underwear. Today was the day when Gaara and them showed up. Naruto was so excited that he devoured his breakfast in a minute, which caused him to choke. Hiroko left to go let them in, so when they came in one after another, they were greeted by Naruto.

"Hey guys how are you doing," asked Naruto.

"Hey Naruto you got a new outfit," said Hoku.

"I'm fine," said Akira and Ronin at the same time. Gaara nodded. Ringo, Haru, and Kiyoshi gave Naruto a pat on the back.

"Miki greets Naruto-san," said the ever cute Miki. Hoku noticed but didn't say anything

"Well, I guess you guys want to get to know each other more," said Hiroko, going into the kitchen. Every talked and got to know each other more. The girls went into the kitchen to see if Hiroko needed any help.

"Uh, Miki-san, may I ask why you speak in 1st person, if you don't mind," asked Hoku, polite as ever.

Miki got sad but answered anyway, "Miki talks like this because Miki feels not good enough to talk like other people."

"I'm sorry I asked Miki-san, but you probably nicer than most people and can talk anyway you want," said Hoku.

"Thank you Hoku-chan," said Miki, adding the -chan to her name.

"Alright Miki-chan, let's go and help Hiroko cook. I heard from Naruto you really good at it. Maybe you should teach me some recipes," said Hoku, putting her arm around Miki dragging her to the kitchen. With the boys, they were talking about Gaara and him being Kazekage.

"That's cool that you are a Kage, Gaara," said Akira, "I bet you have a lot of fangirls."

"Yeah, I do," sighed Gaara, happy that people of Suna liked him, but the crazy females are a different story.

"Females are crazy," said Kiyoshi.

"What was that," said Hiroko appearing behind him.

"Ah! Nothing," said Kiyoshi.

"I thought so," said Hiroko, grinning like a cat, "Boys lunch is served."

The boys went into the dining room to find Hoku and Miki setting up the table and placing the food on the table, which look great. Their were submarine sandwiches that looked professionally done, and pizza homemade that looked like it came from a pizzeria.

"Sweet," said Haru.

"Itadakimasu," chorused everyone. Tai, Hikari and Chi had their bottles, but tai had a small plate of extra creamy mashed potatoes. After lunch, everyone sat in the living room chatting. Suddenly the room got dark and the aura of the room changed. The demons took over the children to talk for the first time in nearly 16 years. Tai, Hikari, and Chi paid no attention to this and continued to play on the floor. However, it scared Hiroko senseless.

"Holy Crap," yelled Hiroko, "Give me a warning next time!"

"Long time no see," said Kyuubi.

"About time this brats got together," said Hachimata. (Hachibi)

"Don't complain," said Kaku. (Shichibi)

"Shut it," said Raijuu. (Rokubi)

"Haha I missed you guys too," said Houkou. (Gobi)

"But I wish we were in water," said Isonade. (Sanbi)

"Shut it you damned fish," snapped Nekomata. (Nibi)

"Don't tell me to shut up you retrenched cat," snarled Isonade.

"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW," yelled Shukaku. (Ichibi)

"Ahem, we have a problem concerning Akatsuki," said Kyuubi.

"No shit," said Ichibi.

"We actually have one less enemy. Itachi has some brats and didn't massacre his clan on his own will, but was being controlled," explained Kyuubi.

"Orochi," asked Hachimata.

"Um, no someone else," said Kyuubi.

"Great," said everyone. Now, to Hiroko this looked funny because all these kids were talking demonic and are suppose to be these big bad demons.

"Hiroko I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MATED WITH A HUMAN," yelled Nekomata.

"And your point?"

"Don't tell me that a nearly an A+ class demon that could reach S- class is in love with a human," said Nekomata.

"..."

"Aw, that retrenched cat embarrassed her," teased Isonade.

"Grrr, JSUT GIVE THE KIDS THEIR BODY BACK," yelled Hiroko.

"Aw, you're not fun anymore," said all the demons at once, letting the kids have control again.

"Well that was interesting," said Naruto.

Now as time passed Gaara had to leave, then it came time for everyone else to leave including Naruto and Jiraiya, who drank most of the time, but trained Naruto nonetheless. Over the time, Miki and Hoku became best friends, which Hoku is Miki's only girl friend. Miki and Haru also took up the traits of their demon counterparts and now argue a lot. Akira and Hoku argue and insult each other with Ronin as peacekeeper between them. Ringo, Kiyoshi, and Haru became like the Three Musketeers. Naruto and Gaara became like brothers. Naruto grew close to them all like family. Oh, and Miki has a crush on Gaara. Also, Naruto found out that Gaara is the oldest out of them.

Gaara being born Jan. 19th, then Miki on Feb. 14th, Haru on March 18th, Ringo on April 16th, Kiyoshi on May 17th, Ronin on July 20th, Akira on Aug. 15th, Hoku on Sept. 27th, and finally Naruto on Oct. 10th. Tai also loved to be with Miki and Hoku, Hikari clanged to Gaara, and Chi clung to Naruto. The other kids also learned of Itachi through their demons, so he actually visited. Naruto learned that Itachi was a good father and an alright guy. After everyone departed, and Naruto with Jiraiya on their way they began talking.

"Ero-sennin where are we going now?"

"They mountains to finish up your training," said Jiraiya.

"Then we go back to Konoha right," said Naruto.

"Yep,"

"YATTA!"

"Stop screaming," yelled Jiraiya. Just Jiraiya and Naruto for the rest of the trip, oh that's not good.

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