The time machine landed and the heroic trio of Harry, Hermione and Bellatrix leapt out along with Sirius Black! All four of them were brandishing their wands and looking about fiercely for Voldemort and Ginny, the evil twosome! The Death Eaters rushed up but Mione easily knocked out Lucien Malfoy and Wormtail and Angus Mac Nair with a simple Protean charm. Harry used Levicorpus and Bella used the stunning charm. Sirius used spells as well and the DEs fell back in defeat.
But then a figure with a great aura of evil began to walk across the field. Harry and Mione shivered as the figure approached- they could feel invisible red waves of hateful cruelty and unkindness radiating from that evil figure. Harry was sure it was Voldemort but when the figure got closer he realized to his horror and loathing who it really was. He could not believe he had ever kissed that disgusting, diseased mouth.
It was the Ginny Tramp. Harry could not believe, now that he was looking at her with eyes unclouded by Amorentia, how ugly she really was. She was foul and diseased. Her yellow teeth were broken and covered in green moss, and they stuck out at angels. Her bushy red hair looked like greasy wires the color of diseased blood. Her eyes were brown like his beloved Mione's, but Ginny's eyes were like dead nuts in that they had no warmth or light. They were just prisms of pure dead, stupid, ugly, evil. Freckles splattered her face like mud. There was a stench of pigs and sewage about her and her face bore and expression almost as stupid as it was evil. Harry felt hate and revulsion coursing through his veins. He had never seen anyone he had hated more than this vile tramp.
"Well!" Ginny laughed evilly. "If it isn't my love slave- the Boy Who Lived! Oh you are a fool, Harry Potter! You'd do anything for me- anything! You'd walk through fire, because you're my slave and you always will be!"
"NO!" Harry roared in capslock mode. "YOUR SPELL OVER ME IS BROKEN YOU EVIL BACKWOODS TRAMP! I'LL NEVER BE YOURS AGAIN YOU FILTHY, DISEASE-CARRYING-"
But then someone grabbed his arm and Harry turned around. Immediately the fury that had been coursing through his veins die away to be replaced by a pure feeling of calmness. He felt the only emotion that was stronger than his hate of Ginny. That is to say, his love of Hermione Jane Sophia Minerva Granger.
He stared into her beautiful eyes with his own leaf-colored ones. Those eyes had the strength of espresso coffee, the sweetness of hot chocolate and the spice and feistiness of a cinnamon bun. They were full of intelligence, wisdom, kindness, humor, love and gentleness. All of Mione's magical and marvelous personality could be summed up in that shimmering, sweet, glistening chocolate gaze streaming from those soft, thickly-lashed eyes. Then there was her hair, chocolate-brown and laced with bits of gold and red. It fell down her back like a chocolate waterfall, the soft curves beautiful and totally unlike Ginny's greasy scarecrow mop. Hermione was truly the most beautiful girl in the world as well as the kindest and cleverest.
Then, without thinking about it, Harry kissed her. A magical feeling of love spread throughout Harry and Mione and Bella and Siri smiled as they watched and looked lovingly into each other's eyes. The DEs and the evil Ginny shouted in terror and confusion and staggered back, shocked at this perfect display of alchemical love.
Suddenly, beams of light started shooting from Harry and Mione's lips! They shot around, pink and gold, and formed a magical cave of light. Some of them hit the Death Eaters, and Lucien Malfoy, Wormtail and the other DEs turned good, because they had been under the Imperius Curse the whole time! They looked around wildly, wondering where they were. They had been rescued from their lives of evil. Bellatrix smiled as her fellows had been rescued from their former bondage to the evil Voldemort and Ginny.
Ginny ran from the beings and hid in the shadows, terrified of Mione and Harry's perfect beautiful love, and also jealous. She screamed like a harpy, her hideously ugly face grimacing in the shadows. Harry smiled at her, not hating her any more but just feeling disgust and pity for the ugly, disgusting, inbred Weasel tramp.
But then Harry's smile turned to terror. For Voldemort had stepped out of the shadows. He was sneering.
"Your mother died to save you Potter brat!" he sneered. "But will your- ah- girlfriend do the same?"
"NOOO!" shouted Harry staring wildly at Mione who was clearly valiantly preparing herself for the sacrifice. He thought about how much he loved Mione and how hurt he would be if she died and how he would do anything for her. The light of his love blazed from his handsome face and his noble green grape eyes. His crystal glasses flashed. Hermione could not die! He loved her!
Without warning, a white beam shot from Harry's chest, a white lazer beam composed entirely of pure love! The beam hit Voldemort and destroyed him entirely into a heap of ash! Hermione cheered and Siri and Bella did a high five. All around the former death eaters were cheering and partying.
"NO NOT TOMMY!" screamed Ginny, rushing out of the shadows. Then she glared evilly at Harry and Mione. "OH who cares!" she snarled. "I can be Dark Lord instead! And you will never be the Hero who conquered the dark Lord, Potter, because I'm going to kill you!"
Hermione calmly pointed her wand at Ginny.
"Loveada Kedavra!" she intoned in a firm, brave voice. Ginny dropped down dead. Harry stared at Mione in amazement. She had turned the most evil spell into a tool of love! Surely she was the bravest and greatest witch of this or any other age! She would be more famous than Merlin someday! And he had the privilidge of being her boyfriend. He stepped over Ginny's corpse to kiss Mione again.
Harry and Mione kissed and they both knew in their hearts that no matter what worlds and marvels would come, no matter what lay ahead, their could never be, in any place or time, any greater magic than this.
THE END
