DAMN IT TO HELL AND ELMOS WORLD! I can't wait for school holidays, so I'm bored and writing the second chapter………….people better read or else………………… I'll go get some more pie………Mmmmmmmmmmm pie………………………………?...?...?...sorry about that pie so good…….why I keep doting…………………..stop it……………….OMG STOP IT……………….I'm just havin you guys on, I'm not crazy…..yet…….so on with the second chapter, hope you guys like the story and HAZABADUDOBANG!
(don't ask what that means, I really don't know)PS THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS, HERES SOME!
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Disclaimer: I do own Teen Titans because I am Boy Wonder Robin
Suddenly Robin walks in
Robin: What are you doing in my room?
Me: Aaaaahhh………
Robin: And why are you wearing my uniform?
Me: Aaaaahhh……….
Robin: ANSWER ME!
Me: Aaaaahhh………..
Starfire walks in
Starfire: Robin can you assist……..
She looked at us
Robin: Aaaaahhh……….
Me: Aaaaahhh………..
Starfire: Robin?
Robin: Star?
Me: Robin?
Robin: You?
Starfire: Him?
Me: Starfire?
Starfire: Robin?
Robin: Star?
Robin and Starfire: You?
Me: Me?
Awkward silence
Me: Ummm ok SINCE I created this story I guess I can make you guys do what I want you too do.
Robin with shocked face: You can?
Me: I can
Starfire: He can?
Me: I can
Robin: he can?
Me: I CAN
Starfire: You can
Me: he can? I mean I………………JUST SAY IT!
They both jumped and said: He does not really own Teen Titans but does own this story and can make us do anything!
Me: Good now go get me some pie……….Mmmmmmmmmmmm pie…….
They hurry off to get pie
Me: Life is good………….
I walk over to the door, tripped over pc cord and fall into a wormhole until you read this story…
Me: OOOO SSSSHHIII---
Chapter two: I'll make him notice me one way or another……
It was a early Saturday morning (7:00 am how early is that, on weekends I would be up at 9am and hurry up and read this, WORM HOLE HURTS LIKE A……)
and all but one Titan were asleep. In her bed a certain red head princess was thinking about her prince charming. 'I want to get him something special' she thought. She got up and stretched, then going to her piggy bank that Robin had got her. 'She carefully got the plug thing out of the bottom (ones that you don't have to break open) and carefully counted her money. She had 80 dollars at that point. 'Still not enough' she thought frustratedly ((sp) is that a word, I think it is my pc says no) She then smiled 'I know I'll just go borrow money off Robin.' She quickly got dressed and brushed her hair then went flying down the hall way. Robin lay fast asleep in his bed. Normally Robin would have been up by now but Starfire had kept him up most of the night with a board game 'Living Life'
Flash Back
"My turn" squealed Starfire. Robin chuckled at her excitement. She enthusiastly ((sp) GOD DAMN IT I NEED TO GET A DICTIONARY!) got the dice and rolled. "I have rolled a 5" she said. Robin nodded. She moved 5 spaces and picked up a blue card. "It says I am to marry the man of my dreams…" "Ok who do you pick" he said. "I have an idea, you know him, he's strong, very handsome and is always there for me" she said with a smile. 'What about me? IM ALWAYS THERE FOR HER….WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY IS I'LL MAKE HIM WISH HE NEVER MET STARFIRE!' he thought not really listening to what Starfire was saying being a guy in all (hey I am male but come on guys you got to admit we don't always pick up thinks straight away I mean COME ON if you haven't picked up the idea of the person Starfire is talking about you are pretty damn stupid….) "Who's that?" said Robin with hidden jealous and venom in his voice that is easy to pick out. Starfire giggled at this looking at her over protective boyfriend. "I'll give you a hint" she said bending over to Robin and kissing him deeply. It lasted a minute before Starfire broke it smiling at Robins shocked face, which quickly changed into a smirk. "I think I need another hint" he said slyly. She faked rolled her eyes and kissed him again. They quickly forgot about the game
End Flashback
Robin was dreaming about pie (Why? Because everyone likes pie……..Mmmmmmmm pie……….unless allergic or CRAZY!)
when Starfire snuck inside his room. "Robin?" she asked sweetly. Robin groaned and mumbled "Yea" "May I please borrow 100 of your earthly dollars?" just as sweetly as before. "Mmmmm yea whatever" he said half asleep. "O thank you Robin!" and she bent over and kissed him on the fore head. Robin smiled and dug his face into his pillow. Starfire giggle at him. 'He's so cute' she thought. She got the money out of his wallet that was on his desk and walked out of his room and walked down to the living room/kitchen then sat down on the couch. "Let's see the mall of shopping does not open to 9:30am" she said to herself. She turned on the TV and watched the early cartoons. At 9:15 Beast Boy and Cyborg were up fighting over what to have for breakfast. "TOFU!" "MEAT!" came from the kitchen. "Argh" moaned Raven. Starfire was still sitting watching cartoons. (Umm lets see ummm what's is on in the morning? I'm still normally asleep so…..Ok I just say Postman Pat, he's cool and no I'm not a little kid but that doesn't make me a man so yea….awkward moment AND IM NOT GAY!)
Beast Boy came up and gave her breakfast which contained. Tofu waffles, bacon and eggs, peanut butter and jam toast and a bottle of mustard. "Here ya go" he said handing over plate and bottle. Thank you Beast Boy" she said happily. He just smiled.
"Yo BB guess what?" said Cyborg walking in through the door. "What?" he asked. "I just went to wake up Mr sleepy head and did but he's not really awake" "Yea?" said Beast Boy. "Yea ya'll see when he comes in but I bet he wouldn't even notice what Starfire is wearing this morning even if she tried her hardest to get noticed by him." "Bet she could don't you Star?" said Beast Boy. "I shall see what I can do" she said confidante that he would notice her. Suddenly Robin walked in with his shirt on backwards, hair messed up and one shoe on. Beast Boy and Cyborg were trying not to laugh turning red then purple then blue. Starfire giggled at her boyfriend, even Raven let off a quick smile before turning back into her normal face. Robin didn't seem to notice as he walked up to the fridge. He picked up one of Starfire's mustard bottles and took a gulp. He spat it out and said "Need new milk." By this Beast Boy and Cyborg were going purple with orange spots and then burst out laughing. Robin turned around and said "O hi guys" and walked over to the end of the couch. "Hello Robin" Starfire said getting closer to him. She was acknowledged by a grunt.
She frowned slightly and got closer. "Do you like what I am wearing?" she asked sweetly. I forgot to say that she wore tight hip jeans, sneakers and a short tank top with irresistible in the middle. Robin didn't even look at her and grunted. She was a bit irritated now. "Robin you didn't even look at me" she said angrily. "Ah ha" he said. She got off the couch and walked to the door. Cyborg said "Where you going?"
She turned and said "I WILL make Robin notice what I wear; I'm going to the mall!" and with that she left. Robin turned and called out "DON'T FORGET TO GET SOME MILK!" then fell over snoring.
Starfire was looking from clothes store to clothes store, "I will make him notice what I wear one way of the other!" She looked around trying all sorts of clothes on but couldn't find anything good enough. Two hours later she still hadn't found anything. "O it is hopeless, Robin will never notice what I wear", she turned around and was about to leave when she spotted a new clothes store. (I don't know any girl clothes stores so I'll make one up unless any of you girls, yea I know you reading give me any ideas.) Girl Friend was up in big bold letters, (yea yea I know stupid name…..)
"Hmmm I wonder if they have any of the clothes Robin would like to see me in."
She walked in there looking around. There were clothes everywhere, from underwear to bikinis (WOOT BIKINIS…. (sp?) lol.) Suddenly a woman appeared in front of Starfire making her jump. The woman had on a mini skirt (WOOT MINI SKIRT!)
Tight shirt (WOOT TIGHT SHIRT!) but needed to shave her legs (WOOT… wait a minute….that's just WRONG, UNWOOT!) Starfire just stared at her legs until the woman started talking to her. "Like are you Starfire" she said in a girly voice. "Aaaaaahh last time I checked I was." "OOOO MMMYYYY GGGGOOOOOSSSSHHHHH! Like it is a total honour to meet you!" she said hugging Starfire. "Thank you friend" said Starfire winching, the girls hairs on her leg were digging into Star's. "I'm your friend?" she said smiling. "Sure if you want." "OOOO MMMYYYY GGGGOOOOOSSSSHHHHH! Like thank you!"
she said squealing. "So do you want like help?" she asked. "Ummm yes as a matter of fact I need assistants in to finding something Robin would really like me to wear…" she said quietly. The woman just smiled. "Like I know the perfect thing for you" she said dragging Starfire along with her. On the way there all Starfire could do was stare at her hairy legs….
Back at the Tower Robin was starting to wake up. Beast Boy and Cyborg were watching TV when Robin woke up next to them. "Wazz going on…?" he said.
They just smiled at him "So you finally awake now are you?" "Yea I guess I am…" Robin said rubbing his eyes. "You know you should pay more attention to thinks with stuff on?" said Beast Boy hinting since he didn't want to lose his bet to Cyborg. "Like your Tofu?" said Robin smiling. "Yea like my….HEY!" Beast Boy yelled. Cyborg gave Robin a high five. "Very nice man very nice" he said. "Thanks, hey have you seen Starfire this morning?" Beast Boy and Cyborg just looked at each other. "Aaaaaahh… Sorry got to go give the dog a walk" said Cyborg. "We don't own a dog" said Robin eyes narrowing. "Aaaaahhh yea we do" said Beast Boy changing into a dog. "See ya" said Cyborg running out the door with Beast Boy. "Hmmmm something strange is going on around here. Suddenly his communicator went off.
"Star?" said Robin looking at her in the mall. "Yes could you please get the team up to the pool?" she asked sweetly. Robin was shocked, no hi or how are ya. "Ummm sure?" he said confused. "Thank you Robin" said Starfire kissing the communicator and then going blank. "Something is definitely strange around here…" he said. 'O well' he thought calling the Titans on their communicators and telling them. Robin's stomach growled. 'Man I'm hungry' he said going over to the fridge. He saw something wonderful. (Bet you know what it is) PIE! He took a bite and said. "Hmmmm pie…." (Hmmmm pie….)
Robin was first up to the pool. He had on black swimming shorts with a gray lighting bolt on one side. He jumped in and did a couple of laps. Beast Boy, Cyborg and Raven came in shortly afterwards. Beast Boy had on purple togs on, Raven a full piece bathing suit and Cyborg nothing because he didn't swim. (He's robot he would sink faster then Beast Boy's IQ level…don't know what that means… NOT IQ)
Beast Boy put his toe in the water and jumped. "IT'S COLD!" he yelled. "No its not" said Robin. "Well your not part cold blooded are you?" he said looking back at Robin who wasn't there. "Robin?" he said. Suddenly he was picked up by to people and thrown into the water. He resurfaced shivering looking at who had thrown him. He saw Robin and Cyborg laughing. Robin then bombed right in front of Beast Boy soaking him. This made Cyborg laugh even harder and when Robin resurfaced he was smiling. "Why you…." Said Beast Boy snarling but was cut off by the door opening.
They all turned around and there mouths dropped. There was Star in a very sexy, revealing, tight bikini. (WOOT BIKINI!) "How do I look?" she said smiling at the boys drooling on them. Cyborg and Beast Boys mouthed then shut then opened liked a fish does, Robin just stood there (Swam there? Floated there? FLEW THERE?)
Raven was the first to recover. "Star you look nice" she said. Cyborg and Beast Boy just nodded. "Thank you friends" she said smiling at them. She then turned to Robin and asked "Do you like how I look" giving a pose. This made Robins mouth drop lower and had a waterfall of drool coming out of his mouth. "Asheirgjvnr uwhgwrgio wrhowghwg wgurgwrih?" he said. Starfire giggled and said "I do not understand."
Robin then just nodded his head like dopey. "You do, do you?" she asked sexily jumping into the pool and swimming over to Robin. "Wewfgwhiwg wghfjhef wejkhfwejofe jhthtlojowhfiefblhkas" he said nodding his head like dopey again. "Hmmmm I thank you Robin" she said to Robin before giving him a big passionate kiss. After she had finished she looked at Robin who was opening and closing his mouth like a fish too. "Thank you Robin" she said again giving him a hug pressing his head into her chest. She heard Robin mumbling something and let go. Robin sang "I wish you a Merry Christmas and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!" before falling over and fainting. Starfire giggled and looked at the others. "I guess he noticed and like what I was wearing after all" she said smiling. "HA TOLD YOU HE WOULD, HAND OVER THE 100 DOLLARS!" shouted Beast Boy smiling looking at a shocked Cyborg because Beast Boy had proved him wrong for once.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHO LOVED THE SECOND CHAPTER, IM OUT OF THE WORM HOLE, THANK YOU FOR READING, WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS, stupid caps lock but really thanks for getting me out of there. It hurt. I'll up date soon, got lots of ideas for more chapters!
THANKS AGAIN TO ALL PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED, I am you biggest fans. Lol.
Trying to remember something hang on……………..O yea give me ideas for store name, come on girls I know you there….If you think Starfire was flirty and sexy in this chapter, you will fall out of your seats in the coming chapter. I say Starfire is at 10 at the moment so hold on to your socks…and if not wearing socks hold on to your pants/skirts/shorts….and if not wearing pants hold on to underwear or boxes…….and if not wearing those then I don't want to know…..unless you a hot girl lol joke but…….. I AM STRAIGHT SO YEA UMMMMMMM……..YEA!
And I am not crazy just acting stupid….like always…..not very robin like……WHO WANTS ME TO BE SERIOUS, send me what you think.
You guys want a sneak preview of chapter 3 OK
Cyborg smiled evilly. "Starfire I dare you to get a "rise" out of Robin. "Please Robin what is this "rise?" she asked. Robin just gulped.
WHAT YOU GUYS THINK? SHOULD I KEEP ON WITH THE STORY OR BURN IT INTO A THOUSAND PIECES THEN FEED THEM TO MY DOG THEN THROW HIS CRAP OVER THE FENCE!
R&R and I want some email address ok?
Peace out and HAZABADUDOBANG!
(Note: there might be sex scenes, I don't know, what you guys want?)
I'll do your guys tips in chapter 4
