What Happens When You're Bored At Midnight
"MOOT!" comes an obnoxious, hyper sounding scream from nowhere. Harry looked up at Snape, apparently confused at who had said the random word.
"Who's there?" Harry asked.
"CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS!" a girl screeched.
"Who the bloody hell is Captain Oblivious!" Harry queried.
"Tis meh!" said Captain as she sat next to Harry. "Hey, shecksheh," she said to Harry with sultry eyes.
"Uhm…What are you doing?" Harry asked, backing away slowly.
"Oh, nothing!" she said in a high-pitched, innocent voice. "What are yooou doing?"
"Snape," Harry said dully.
"OOO! FUN! CAN I WATCH!" she said, popping up from her chair excitedly.
"No," he said, raising an eyebrow.
"But whyyy!" whined Captain Oblivious.
"Because I said so, freak!"
"I am no freak. I am a Captain! YES!"
"Um…no you're not. You're not even a witch, are you?" he asked accusingly.
"No…but I wish I were!"
"That doesn't count so go away."
"But I don't waaaanaaaa!" she whined.
"I don't care! I'm horny!" he said.
"YAY!"
"Go. Away."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No," Harry repeated with an evil smile.
"Yes…DAMMIT!"
"HA biznatch…" Harry said as Captain Oblivious was leaving.
"GOTCH YA BITCH!" she screamed, tackling Harry.
"AAAAHHHH!" Harry yelled.
"Ya'll. Are. Such. Retards," said Snape.
"I know I am. What about you Harry?"
"Umm…I'm just a homo. Leave me out of it."
"But you're cute, so you're in it," she said.
"Out of it," he said.
"In it"
"Out"
"In"
"Out"
"In"
"Out"
"IN!"
"OOUT! I win."
"In. IIII win!"
"Out. Petrificus Totalus," Harry said.
"…" said Captain Oblivious.
"Now, lets get back to what we were doing," Harry said to Snape as he blind folded Captain Oblivious.
"Not the blindfold! Harry's so damn shecksheh! CHIT! Heh heh chit…"
END…OR IS IT?
WHO KNOWS!
