God. I
don't really want to write at the moment, but I am for you guys.
Ummmmm I need a motivation to continue after this chapter... not
even pie is
enough. I want more reviews and stuff so don't just
read and leave. Okay,
let's get my old attitude back... There we
go. Thanks to my editor again
(Gives him a 1,000 inch TV, piece
of pie, rugby tickets? Another super fast
cool car, a mansion,
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars and all the
other things
he wants)
And thanks to Wild Fantasy again (hands over roses,
chocolate, an 80 caret
diamond golden/platinum ring, a piece of
pie, diamond necklace, diamond
earrings, diamond bracelet, really
fast super cool car, a donut, and best
clothes in world, a PS 10,
000,000 with Dark Alliance 1,000, infinity
tickets to see any
hockey game and the best hockey stick in the Universe,
infinite
valuators to what ever music you want, I guess 1,000 inch TV. I
can't think of anything else..well there's three things
but...lets see hand
shake? Or hug? Or possible kiss on the
hand? Up to her...but keep in
mind..IM STRAIGHT!)
Where
do I get all this stuff? That's my secret. If you want to know, then
you will have to email
my manger even though I'm the
boss of him. And no I, don't work,
I'm only 14, 15 in June. If this didn't
show up on story then
email and I'll tell you.
Here are some reviews I got from last chapter:
Wild Fantasy: What can I say, you really know how to
faltter a girl dont
cha? lol, another awesome chapter! I can't
wait for the nxt one, even if you
do spend half the page writing
authors notes, lol! j/k! Anyways, cant wait
for an update...I
mean it, I CAN'T wait for an update!
(My eyebrows wiggling) what can I say? I'm a ladies man. lol.
I won't put AudiGirls one on, but Tanner still sounds like a dick to me..lol
Soycaliente: HAHAHAHHAHA! That was so funny! I love you!
Rinalasha: "DAMN IT WHY DON'T YOU GET ON ME!"
Starfire stopped and looked
at the door. No, he wasn't talking to me, she
thought to herself,
though secretly she wished he had."
LMFAO! I loved that. I couldn't stop laughing, good chapter!
And this review I hated, stupid flame..
Mysteries Boy Wonder Robin: You
retard... pie sucks...I WILL BEAT THE CRAP
OUT OF YOU!
This
guy sounds like a dick head. Don't you just hate me? I really did
review my own story..
Disclaimer: Ok, Robin and
Starfire are making out in a box at the moment, so
I guess I'll
say it this time. I don't own teen titans, but I can do what
ever
I want in my story like this: (snaps fingers)
(Robin runs down
the hall screaming with his pants on fire, and Starfire is
getting
chased by a flying piece of pie...)
Me: hmmmmm pie...
(I trip over a cord again and go into the worm hole.)
Me: COME ON THIS IS OLD, OOOOhhh F---
PS: This chapter is full of sexual things, not sex but still sexual.
Chapter 5: Ice cream, a
dollar and very hairy legs... (A/N: guess who's
back)
The
other Titans watched them leave. "Where are those two going?"
asked
Beast Boy in a confused voice.
"I don't know." Cyborg responded, his eye narrowing.
Raven shuffled her feet,
causing Cyborg and Beast Boy to look at her,
eyebrows raised.
Raven turned slightly pink and defensively asked "What?"
Beast Boy smirked and said. "You know something don't you?"
Raven turned even redder. "No." she stuttered.
"Yeah
you do. Come on Rae, we won't bite. hard," encouraged Beast Boy,
his
eyebrows now wiggling. Suddenly he was surrounded in a black
aura as Raven
began screaming at him.
"If you do or
say something like that EVER again, I'll do more then kill
you. I
will make you feel more feminine than ever, then kill you!" she
raged, eyes glowing white.
Beast Boy looked down and
quickly back up, turning pale. "You wouldn't...
Would you?"
he questioned weakly.
Raven smiled viciously. "Try me."
Beast Boy let out a very girly scream that
Starfire would be
proud of. Raven smiled in victory before dropping him.
"Dude
that's cold." Cyborg commented. "Never joke to a male about
that. I
mean, look at him" "Raven looked downward, a
frown creasing her features.
Beast Boy was on the floor,
curled up in a ball and sucking his thumb. She
didn't mean to do
this to him. "Beast Boy I'm-," Beast Boy screamed at his
name and ran behind Cyborg, cowering behind his metal leg.
"Look
what you did to him. He's a wreck," Cyborg complained, looking
at the
terrified changeling. Raven just sighed and whispered
under her breath,
"Baby..."
Beast Boy looked up
at Cyborg pleaded, "You won't let her near me, will
you?"
Raven flinched and was hurt by Beast Boy's words.
Cyborg saw
this and quickly changed the subject. "Soooo, do you guys want
to
go spy on Star and Lover Boy?" with a keen smile with the
words he used.
"OK!" Beast Boy yelled, having
quickly turned back into himself again.
"Ok" Raven also
agreed with a shrug. Beast Boy's and Cyborg's mouths dropped
open.
"Are you ok?" Beast Boy asked, poking her arm.
"Yes. And would you STOP POKING ME!" yelled
Raven with a bit of irritation
in her voice. Beast Boy yelped and
hid behind Cyborg again.
"Okay. We will need cameras and stuff," said Cyborg.
"And lots of tape," added
Beast Boy, already forgetting about what had just
happened.
"Okay.
I'll go get the stuff, and you two go to the car." Cyborg said
as he
rushed off.
Beast Boy looked at Raven, turned pale, and ran away screaming.
"Idiot," mumbled Raven as
Beast Boy ran into the garage and jumped into the
front seat of
the T-car. Shortly afterwards, the door opened again as Raven
stepped in. He yelped, and turned into a mouse to hide under the
seat. Raven
rolled her eyes and got into the back.
Cyborg
came running just as she got into the car. It was a new world record.
He had gotten all the stuff and put it into the car in less then
two
minutes.
"Okay. I'm going to put on camouflage so
we look like any other car. That
way they won't get
suspicious.
"Okay," Beast boy agreed, getting back on his seat.
"Put on your seat belts, 'cause we've got
lots of ground to catch up on. So
hold on!" shouted Cyborg
as he stomped on the accelerator and pressed a
button, activating
the turbo. They speed out of the tower, chased by flames.
Raven
turned green while Beast Boy with Cyborg shouted,
"YAHOO!"
Starfire was squeezing Robin as she
giggled. Robin was smiling as he felt
Starfire push herself into
him. (A/N: This is where Robin starts to get
perverted thoughts,
so be warned. Nothing lemony or slashy yet, though.)
This
feels so good, he thought, quickly getting a stupid smile on his
face.
Neither teen realized that a car had come speeding next to
them. And they
certainly failed to notice that the car held two
boys watching them through
video cameras. EN: Cyborg can
drive and film a make-out session at the same
time? It's really
hard to drive when you don't watch where you're going.
"This is great, but I can't get a good angle," complained Beast Boy.
"Hang on, I'll send this out," Cyborg replied
with a smile. It was a drone
that was almost covered with
cameras.
"Dude." said Beast Boy, his eyes widening.
"This will get most angles, so we can see what
they do," Cyborg grinned as
he explained.
"Why
don't you send out all the drones you've got while you're at it,"
Raven
sarcastically suggested.
Cyborg turned around and exclaimed, "That's a great idea!"
Raven just sighed.
All of the camera drones flew from the T-car and activated their camouflage.
"So they don't see them,"
explained Cyborg as everyone watched his work go
invisible. "We
watch through this screen," he said while flicking a switch.
A
screen appeared on the windshield of the car, forcing Cyborg to
activate
the auto-drive.
Starfire giggled, enjoying the
wind in her hair. Robin still had the goofy
smile on his face.
Then he smirked devilishly as an idea came to mind. With
a quick
jerk of the handlebars, he took a tight corner at full speed, not
losing balance at all. As he planned, Starfire squeezed him
harder as she
gasped. Robin chuckled, success.
Starfire
looked at the back of Robin's head, hearing him chuckle. He did
that
on purpose, she thought to herself, smiling. She thought of her own
idea and squealed at the image. Robin raised an eyebrow at this
but didn't
really pay much attention as she implemented her plan.
Starfire moved one of
her hands slowly down making it look like
she was doing it by accident, her
hand was up to his waist. Robin
gulped noticing her hand was getting closer
and closer to
his-
He nearly lost control as her hand brushed him. He
stopped the bike and
looked around at Starfire with his eyes
wide. Starfire just looked at him
innocently like that she didn't
know what had happened.
Robin shook his head and started to
drive off again, not noticing that a car
had stopped on the other
side of the road. "Dude. Did Starfire just." Beast
Boy
gaped as he tried to speak clearly. Cyborg just nodded with his eyes
wide open, too, even Raven's eyes were wide open with
shock.
"Shouldn't we hurry up and follow them so we don't
lose them?" she
questioned, wanting to see what was going to
happen next. Cyborg and Beast
Boy's heads whipped around to look
at her in shock. She blushed under their
scrutiny.
"What?" she asked. "I want to see what happens next too."
Cyborg
shook his head and started to drive again. Beast Boy, still looking
at Raven, asked, "Are you really Raven?"
She replied, her voice a bit louder then normal, "Do I look like her!"
Beast Boy yelped and looked back to the front.
Cyborg snickered and Raven
glared at the back of his head hopping
he could feel her cold death-glare.
Robin and Starfire arrived
at the mall ten minutes later. Robin sighed.
Starfire had kept on
brushing him on the way there making him flinch
Starfire smiled,
she had been touching him, all the while making it look
like she
had done it by accident.
Robin had had a hard time controlling
himself, especially when he had kept
getting these 'thoughts.' He
hopped off the bike and helped Starfire off;
then watched as she
shuffled with her skirt, putting it back into the right
spot. He
gulped as he stared at her.
Starfire looked at him, watched
him stare at her, and then gave him a smile
before winking
playfully. They walked into the mall with Robin's arm around
Starfire's waist and her arms around his chest.
"What do you want to look at first?" asked Robin.
Starfire
replied saying, "OOOh, we have to go to the new clothes store on
level 4. Then we can go to the pet store and look at the fluffy
animals and
then." listing to Robin all the things they
could do.
Robin wasn't really even listening, but just giving
an "aha" or an "ok and a
"ahem" once in
awhile to make it look like he was listening.
She started to
drag him around the mall, neither noticing the three teens
spying
on them from around a corner. "This is going to be good."
Beast Boy
snickered.
"BOO YA! What are we waiting
for? Let's go get some ice-cream!" yelled
Cyborg, looking
at a poster that had the newest ice-cream at Wendi's. (A/N:
If
you don't know what Wendi's is then it's an ice-cream place.) EN:
Here,
Wendi's is more a hamburger/fast-food joint. But they
probably serve
ice-cream
"Hey aren't we supposed to
be watching-," Beast Boy began, but stopped in
mid-sentence
upon seeing the ice-cream on the poster. Both boys started to
drool.
Raven rolled her eyes and dragged them both by the collar.
"Come on. We are losing them," she pointed out.
Both boys started crying and screaming, "But I want ice-cream!"
"Babies," Raven murmured under her breath.
An hour later, Starfire strode out of (A/N: ummmm
girl's clothes store...
Hartley's?) EN: As a guy, I really don't
know either. Maybe Wild Fantasy
could help? smiling with Robin
following behind, his arms full of bags and
boxes.
"Star?"
he asked with a tired voice. "Can we take a break? My arms are
killing me."
She looked back him; he looked very
funny carrying all those bags of clothes
and boxes of shoes. She
giggled and he raised an eyebrow. "Fine, shall we go
to the
ice-cream store and get some of the ice-cream?"
He sighed
in relief, and answered, "Yeah, there's a new flavor of
ice-cream
that I want to try and think you would like."
"Glorious!
Let's go!" she said, grabbing his arm and nearly making him drop
the bags.
From behind a plant the other Titans watched and
listened to them. "Oh Man!
he gets an ice-cream!"
Beast Boy complained.
"Yeah!" said Cyborg, folding his arms stubbornly.
Raven sighed, "If you two be good, we'll get some ice-cream."
The boys both jumped up and punched the air, shouting, "YES!"
Raven looked at the two as if she could catch something dangerous from them.
She
was grabbed by the arms as the boys chastised her, "Come on
Raven, we'll
lose them." She folded her arms and
scowled.
Starfire, along with Robin, arrived at the Wendi's 30
seconds later. Both
were blissfully ignorant of being followed by
two boys that were dragging a
girl by the arms. They tried to act
stealthy, but Robin could have easily
seen them. Well, he would
have if he wasn't so focused on Starfire's
miniskirt,
anyway.
The two were singing to themselves, moving from hiding
spot to hiding spot.
"Dun dun dundanada dun dun
dunnnnnnnnnn-," Raven was turning bright red as
hordes of
people laughed at the antics of her two companions. Luckily, Robin
and Starfire didn't seem to notice.
Starfire sat down on
one of those half circle chairs with the bags while
Robin walked
up to the counter to order. (A/N: Instead of the mega choc
shakes
which are really good, it's-) "Two Mega-Choc ice-creams,
please," he
ordered, then looked at Star, wiggling his
eyebrows at her.
This made her giggle while she watched him
pay before bringing the two
ice-creams over. "They look
delicious," she commented, eyes wide at the
ice-cream. He
smiled and gave her one.
The two Teen Titan boys eyed the
ice-cream with envy. "That's it! I want
ice-cream now,"
stated Beast Boy.
"Me too," agreed Cyborg, and they
started to walk towards the two. Raven
grabbed them and struggled
to hold them back.
As the two ate the ice-cream, Robin watched
Starfire lick the ice-cream, and
wished he was one. What am I
thinking? He asked himself with a frown.
Starfire moved closer to
him and snuggled into him, putting her arm around
him. He smiled
and wrapped his own arm around her shoulders. He watched her
eat
the ice-cream and had another idea. As she went to take a lick he
moved
his arm so that the tip of her nose touched the
ice-cream.
She squealed as the cold ice-cream touched her
face. She looked at Robin,
who she could've sworn was smirking at
her. He was now whistling, looking
around, failing at seeming
innocent. She smiled and pushed his arm. His
ice-cream went
across his face and he looked at her, eyes widening. She
laughed,
and he started to laugh too as they started an ice-cream
fight.
"Dude, there wasting ice-cream," Beast Boy growled angrily.
"Let's get them," Cyborg suggested.
Raven was still holding on to the two, turning red
as they tried to get
free.
Five minutes later, the two
had finished their ice-cream. "That was good,"
said
Starfire, eyes sparkling.
"Yeah," agreed Robin,
rubbing his stomach. He looked at her and smiled
again. "You
got a bit of ice-cream on your nose," He said as he scooped up
the ice-cream it and put it in his mouth. "Hmmmmm... tasty,"
he said
playfully.
She gave him a flirtatious smile and
said, "And you have some on your
cheek." She bent over
and gave him a single slow lick up his cheek.
Robin looked at
her, shocked, but then smiled and said, "Thanks. But I think
you missed a spot."
She smiled back and said, "So I have," and licked him again.
After she got all the
ice-cream, he said, "Right. My turn," and jumped on
her.
She gave a surprised squeal before giggling.
The three other
Titans continued to watch with their mouths open. Then Beast
Boy
started to struggle again. "Let go. I can see a bit of ice-cream
on
Robin's face and maybe I can lick it off," he
said.
Cyborg stopped struggling and gave the changeling a
questioning look.
Raven's mouthed dropped open even
further.
Beast Boy looked at their confused faces. "What?" he asked.
Cyborg and Raven shook their heads, thinking and
hoping that Beast Boy
didn't mean what they thought he
did.
"Well, "boyfriend" Robin, shall we go and
shop again?" she asked with a
grin. Robin chuckled and said.
"Sure, just lets go drop these off."
He walked up to
a security guard and asked if they could hold all the stuff
they
bought in the security room. (A/N: I have no idea what the security
room place is called) EN: I've just been wondering how they'll
get it back
to the tower on a motor-cycle
The man quickly
nodded, seeing that it was Robin who asked. "Anything for
you,
Robin" the man said before taking the bags away to the security
room.
Being a hero has its advantages sometimes.
He looked
back at Starfire, seeing a couple of teens wolf whistling at her.
He
scowled. And its disadvantages, he thought, walking up to
Starfire and
putting his arm around her. He gave a low growl at
the teens, who quickly
started to run away upon seeing Robin get
his bo-staff out of his pocket.
Robin smirked and Starfire
looked at him with amused expression. "What?" he
asked.
"I'm the only one who's allowed to wolf-whistle at you,"
Robin said
as he smiled greedily.
Starfire merely looked
confused. "Robin, I am grateful you are the only one
who is
allowed, but why is it called wolf-whistling? Wolves don't whistle."
Robin laughed and explained as they walked away holding each
other tightly.
After they had left, two teenage boys jumped
out from behind a bush and
started to lick the floor where the
the couple had dropped some ice-cream.
Raven went from red to
green seeing them lick the floor.
"Hmmmm tastes like
ice-cream and stuff" said Beast Boy licking a strange
puddle
of green and orange. Raven put her hand to her mouth and ran to a
rubbish bin to puke.
"Hey! I found a piece of gum
with a bit of flavor in it," Cyborg said,
coming out from
underneath the seat with a piece of gum, then putting it
into his
mouth.
"Me too!" replied Beast Boy. Raven looked
at them before turning back to
the trash bin.
As they
walked around a corner, Starfire looked at Robin, who was looking
around aimlessly. She smiled, getting another idea of her own.
She took a
dollar out of her pocket, let go of Robin, and walked
a bit in front of him.
Robin didn't seem to notice.
She
dropped the dollar and said, "Oh look, a dollar," and
bent without
moving her knees. (A/N: Like when you try to touch
your toes without bending
your knees)
Robin, who was still
looking around pointlessly, walked straight into
Starfire. He
looked down and saw that they looked like they were in an
awkward
pose. (A/N: If you don't know what awkward pose it is, they looked
like they were in doggy style. Yep, that's right people. doggy
style.)
Starfire turned around and looked at him with a sly
smile. "Robin, I didn't
know you wanted me in that way."
she said, seductively. He moved away and
she looked back to pick
up the dollar.
Suddenly she felt someone smack her butt. She
looked to her left to see
Robin smiling. "You don't know how
many ways I want you," he said giving her
his sexy smile. He
leaned back and looked at her butt. "Hmmmmm... Not only
feels
good, but looks good too," he said smirking.
She gave him
her own sexy smile and grabbed him, dragging him into a shadowy
corner where no one could see them. No one, that is, besides the
invisible
drones that still followed them. Oblivious to the
camera crew, the alien
princess started to give him a very deep,
passionate kiss. Robin felt her
tongue running against his bottom
lip, wanting entry into his mouth. He
opened his jaws and felt
her tongue slide into his mouth and go up to his
tongue, which
started to play with it. Robin's eyes rolled back with
pleasure
and he deepened the kiss by playing back with his tongue, too.
Starfire let out a moan of pleasure. Robin's hands drifted down
to her hips
and butt as her hands traveled up his back, with one
of them going up to his
hair and playing with it.
The
three spying Titans stood there in shock. "Did Star stop in
front of
Robin on." Cyborg asked, his eyes open all the
way.
"Did Robin smack her." asked Beast Boy, eyes even wider.
"Did Starfire just drag Robin into a corner
and START MAKING OUT WITH
HIM?" they both shouted at each
other.
Raven just stared at the monitor, turning pink as she
watched the two. She
could see their tongues playing together,
and could see Starfire's hand move
up and down his back while
Robin's hand was on Starfire's butt, squeezing
it.
While
the two were making out, they didn't notice a familiar pair of hair
legs come up. (A/N: Guess who) "Like, hey, Starfire,"
said a familiar voice.
Starfire gasped and looked at the women
who had helped her in Girlfriend's,
turning red. Robin was
turning red, too. His eyes widened as he asked,
"Err..
Starfire, who's this?"
Then he noticed her legs that were
extremely hairy. Robin's mouth dropped to
the floor at the
sight.
"Errr... this is-,'' Starfire began, "Extromely
Hairyo Leggys" (A/N: Miss
spelt on purpose) Robin quickly
looked at the girl too see if Starfire was
having him on, but she
didn't seem to be. He began to think that's what he
would call
her legs, and how her name sounded really close. Robin glanced
back
at her legs. Starfire quickly asked, "So how are
you?"
Extromely quickly beamed and replied, "Like, I
am like so totally great!"
Robin looked back up at her,
listening to the way she talked, then looked
back to her legs.
'Doesn't make sense' he thought. Then Extromely said.
"Like,
Starfire, you have to come look at these totally like cool
clothes."
Starfire looked at Robin, then said, "Umm... Sure."
"Like, totally cool. Follow me!" she said enthusiastically, walking off.
Starfire looked back at
Robin, who was still staring at the woman's legs and
began to
scratch his head. "Doesn't make sense." he mumbled, eyes
wide.
Starfire giggled and grabbed his hand, dragging him
along.
Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Raven looked at the monitor,
staring at the woman's
legs. "Dude." said Beast Boy.
"Those legs are." he slowly stuttered.
"Really hair." finished Raven, still staring at the really hair legs.
"Dude, I haven't even been an animal as hairy as those." said Beast Boy.
Cyborg began to crack up laughing
out loud. "Dude! That joke was really
funny!" he
said between laughs.
"Really?" asked Beast Boy, one
eye on Cyborg, the other on the legs. They
heard a giggle, and
the two turned their wide-eyed stare onto Raven. "Did
you
just giggle at one of my jokes.?" Beast Boy asked in
shock.
"NO!" Raven shouted, lying. Beast Boy
screamed and ran into a close
clothes story and hid in the rack
thing. Raven rolled her eyes, for the
millionth time that
day.
On the way to the shop, Robin stared at the woman's legs
while Starfire
tried not to giggle at his expression. When they
walked into the shop, all
the people turned to look at Starfire
and Robin, and then started to stare
at the woman's legs.
Extromely walked up to the rack and chose some clothes
before
walking to the changing rooms. "Here you go," she said,
handing over
the clothes to Starfire. Starfire was taken aback,
but took the clothes and
walked into one of the changing
rooms.
"Robin?" Starfire asked Robin.
"Yeah." he replied, still staring at the legs.
"Would you mind
coming in here so no boys will try to look at me like last
time?"
she asked.
Robin's neck popped loudly as his head snapped
around to look at her. "BOYS
WERE TRYING TO SEE YOU GET
CHANGED!" he roared, turning red. "Who are
they?
Where do they live? Oooohhh, I'm going to get a restraining order
after this!" he shouted.
"Robin?" asked Starfire, smiling at her over protective boyfriend.
"Huh?
Oh yeah. I'll make sure NO one will try to look at you when you get
changed," he growled. He stepped in and tugged the curtain
thing as far as
it would go. He turned around to look at
Starfire, who wore no shirt only a
small bra on. (A/N: I don't
mean she's got small ones, I mean her bra was
revealing).
He
quickly looked the other way, hoping that she hadn't noticed. She
didn't
seem to, so he then slightly turned his head so he could
look at her in the
corner of his eye. She had by then taken off
her skirt and was just putting
on a black leather mini
skirt.
Robin began to drool. Starfire then put on a tight
leather tank top with a
leather jacket, which was also black.
(A/N: Males out there what you think?
What you think Isa Lumitus?
I know what I think..) EN: Black leather is
hot, but only on
some girls. I have a hard time imaging Starfire like
that...
(A/N: Yeah but imagain……lol on with the story)
"Robin? How do I look?" she asked.
Robin turned his head to get a
full view of her. His mouth dropped to the
floor again. "Ewekw
aeglagkwjh wl;gjwgwp." he stuttered, then slapped
himself
and said, "Really, really, hot and sexy."
Starfire
turned slightly pink, giggled, and then gave him a sexy grin.
"Thanks. So do you," she said, walking past him,
swaying her hips and
hitting him with them.
She walked out
and called Extromely, who had people staring at her legs. The
word
had spread around the mall, and now everyone there stared at the
hairy
legs. Poor Extremely thought people were staring at her
because she was
beautiful.
Everyone's head turned to
Starfire, and all mouths that hadn't been open
before were now.
"Star! You look, like, totally awesome!" squealed
Extromely.
Robin walked out and saw everyone staring at
her and all the males drooling.
He growled loudly, and everyone
but Starfire and Extromely looked at him. He
nodded his head at
Extromely's legs. Everyone stopped staring at Starfire
and went
back to gazing upon the hairy legs.
Robin heard Starfire say,
"I'll take it," and he turned to her, seeing
puppy-dog
eyes.
"Can I please borrow three-hundred and fifty of
your earthly dollars?" she
asked sweetly.
Normally
Robin would've shouted, "Hell no!" But as he was about to,
he saw
the look on Starfire's face and sighed. He walked up to
Extromely, grumbling
something under his breath and gave her
three-hundred and fifty dollars.
"Ooohhh, thank you
Robin!" Starfire said before enfolding him in a bone
crushing
hug.
"Star... Need air..." He choked. She gasped and let go of him.
"Well, we'd better go home," said Starfire.
"Yeah." Robin agreed between breathes. He
looked up, saw the hairy legs, and
began to stare again.
"Thank
you! And we shall see you some other time," said Starfire,
grabbing
Robin's arm and pulling him up.
"Okay, but,
like, you have to promise that you will come back to this
totally
cool store," answered Extromely.
Starfire remembered the
looks Robin had given her when she was wearing what
she had
gotten from here. "Yes. I shall return. Good bye," Starfire
excused
herself.
She began to walk out the door with
Robin, only to find that he wasn't with
her. She and turned
around to see him still standing in the same spot as
before. She
giggled and asked, "Robin?" He ignored her. "Robin?"
still
ignored her.
She was getting annoyed now, but
suddenly got and idea. "ROBIN!" she
yelled.
He looked at her with a start and said. "A ha."
Starfire
smiled. "Come," she said, turning around and making a big
effort to
sway her hips.
Robin's mouth dropped open, and
before he had a chance to think, his legs
were moving after her.
The other thing that controlled him was controlling
him now.
(A/N: If you don't know what that means, think about it, what other
part of the body controls boys?)
Starfire turned to see
Robin following her like a zombie. She smiled and
swayed even
more. Robin just stared, watching her hips and butt move,
completely
forgetting about the hairy legs.
The other three Titans were
still in the shop, staring at the hairy legs
with the other
people of the mall. Raven turned to see Robin and Starfire
leaving.
She shook her head and said,"Guys. They're leaving." She
looked at
the boys, who didn't even seem to hear her. She then
smiled to herself,
stepped closer to Beast Boy, and put her lips
to his ear.
"BEAST BOY!" she shouted. He
screamed and started running away. He
then bumped into Cyborg
with such force that it knocked the wind out of him.
"Why
you little grass stain." he snarled. This made Beast Boy even
more
scared, and he ran out of the shop chased by Cyborg. Raven
let a small smile
out before following the two.
Starfire
had lead Robin to the ice-cream shop again. She then heard a
familiar scream and yell and turned just in time to see Beast Boy
and Cyborg
charge into Robin. Cyborg grabbed Beast Boy and
started to strangle him
while Beast Boy tried to escape. Robin,
who was still staring at Star, was
underneath them and had his
hands out, trying to reach her. Starfire smiled.
Raven came up
and stood next to Star. "I guess you know we're here," she
said simply.
"Yeah," answered Starfire, still bemused by the dog-pile on the floor.
Raven turned to the boys and tersely said, "Get off him."
They looked at her,
confused, then looked down, not even noticing that they
had been
fighting on top of Robin. They quickly got off and Robin up stood
still looking at Starfire. She giggled. He took a quick step up
forward and
started to kiss her.
Starfire moaned with
delight. Raven and the boys just watched. "Ahem," Raven
said, trying to get their attention. Once the two stopped,
Starfire looked
around at them while Robin still seemed to be in
a daze. Raven sighed and
used her magic to make Cyborg's arm
smack Robin across the head.
"OW! What the hell was that for!" Robin yelled, turning around.
Cyborg just
stuttered. "I didn't mean to. I mean I didn't want to. I didn't
even move my arm-," Cyborg tried to continue, but was cut
off when Robin
jumped at him. Cyborg screamed and grabbed Beast
Boy to use as a shield.
Beast Boy just did his really girly
scream again.
Beast Boy looked around to see everyone staring
at him. He looked back at
Robin, who was also staring, and began
to get air in his cheeks before
laughing really hard. He and
Cyborg fell to the floor laughing. Beast Boy
turned red and
Starfire squealed, "That was amazing Beast Boy, not even I
could do that!" He turned even brighter red.
Raven
shook her head and suggested, "How about some ice-cream."
The boys
stopped laughing, Beast Boy and Starfire looked at
Raven.
Beast Boy asked, "Are you absolutely sure you're Raven?"
Raven turned pink and yelled. "OF COURSE I AM! YOU IDIOT!"
Beast Boy screamed once again and hid
under the ice-cream table. Raven
sighed.
They had all
gotten Mega Choc Ice-creams and were eating when Robin asked,
his
arm wrapped around Starfire's waist, "So why are you guys up
here?"
Raven gulped, but Cyborg and Beast Boy were too in
love with their ice-cream
to pay attention to what they were
saying.
"We came to spy on you two," Cyborg answered
absently. Raven noticed Robin
stiffen and started to feel
un-easy. "Yeah man, we got everything since you
left on
camera," he continued, "And we mean everything."
Raven
looked up to see a puzzled Star and an angry Robin. "Star, could
you
hold this for a sec?" he asked between gritted
teeth.
"Ummm, okay?" she answered, confused, as she took his ice-cream.
"I'll give you guys 5 seconds to
run," he growled to Cyborg and Beast Boy.
They looked up and
turned pale. "1.." Robin said.
"Thanks man for giving us-''
"5!" shouted Robin. Cyborg and Beast
Boy screamed, jumped over the seat
and ran down the mall as a
very pissed off Robin chased behind them.
"Boys,."
commented Raven. She was glad Robin had decided to not chase after
her.
"Yeah. You gotta love 'em," Starfire
answered wistfully. Raven looked over
at Starfire, eyebrow
raised.
"What?" asked Starfire. "I love Robin, and you love Beast Boy."
"I WHAT!" screamed Raven.
Lol. Well, that's that chapter done. Man this
was a really short chapter...
This chapter is dedicated to Wild
Fantasy (gives all stuff up above again)
and to all the others
who review (gives whatever you guys want). Well, I
can't feel my
arms. I lifted weights for 30 minutes and kind of over did it,
then
my dad wanted help lifting heavy things. Like these tree things.
That's
right. I had to lift trees. But enough about me, I
hope you guys enjoyed
this chapter more then I enjoyed writing
it. It's 4,949 words. pretty damn
short. Well, I need pie. Please
review, and read Wild Fantasy's Torn
Identities, one of my
favorite stories. Next chapter has Truth or Dare in
it. What kind
of dares am I going to do? I don't know. I'll have to think
about it. lol. Please review and keep on reading!
HAZABUDADOBANG!
Hmmmmmm... pie... And I'M STRAIGHT!
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