1.09.?

Time: 23:30.

Location: Head Boy room.

Occupation: Hiding from Granger.

Why Granger is after my pure blood.

I broke up a snogging session between her and Ogre Weasley.

Took 20 points of Gryffindor for: Public displays of affection and severely grossing out the Head boy.

I accidentally sent her infernal cat smashing into the coffee table.

Forbid Granger's friends ever to enter the Head Common room.

Set the passwords to Purebloods rule.

I'm just waiting for godfather to come and rescue me. Sharpish. I sent an emergency message via my wand as soon as Granger started throwing knives.

Hope he gets here before she succeeds in breaking down the door. . .

Later.

Godfather is pissed, not drunk, but pissed. He barged in here with half the Order (posing as my rescue team) only to find that the only danger I was in was being castrated. By Granger. Of course he got really worked up about this, you see, because I was only to use the signal thing if I was attacked by my fathers colleagues and/or Voldie.

My Dictionary:

Fathers colleagues: Death Eaters.

Granger: Bad news.

Ogre Weasley: Ronald Weasley.

Medusa VM club: Granger, Potter and Ogre Weasley.

I: Horribly handsome, rich, smart and charming Draco Malfoy.

Godfather: Severus Snape.

House elves: Lesser beings, also see Granger

Crazy old coot: Dumbledore.

Infernal cat: Crookshanks.

The Godfather's Dictionary:

Boy: Idiot, Draco Malfoy.

Stupid Girl: Hermione Granger.

Dumbledore's state of health: Dumbledore's mental problems.

Malfoy: Idiot race of wizards.

Defence against the dark arts: Dream job.

You've just contaminated my journal.

Really? How fascinating. Tell me when it starts foaming.

No, really. You wrote Granger's first name in it.

Is that so? I do recall you writing it several times in your last one. Something along the lines: I feel a clenching around my hear-

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

You will find that impossible since I am not speaking. It is also my duty to tell you that you are paired with Ms Granger for a month long project in how emotions effect or ability to defend our selves.

You paired us together on purpose!

I know nothing of what you are talking about.

Liar!

As you wish.

You've been watching that film again, haven't you?

Maybe.

Oh Lord, the last thing we need is you having romantic feelings.

I assure you that when I start feeling mushy, you will be the first one to know.

That does not assure.

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I'm back! Thank you for the review Zodiac1805. If there is anything one of you would like to include in the next chapter don't hesitate to ask. Yes, I know there is more of you :).

The supreme grand master.