Hey everyone and welcome back to Love and Murder. Sorry it took me to long to type, but then you have to think: school, homework,...4 evil little cousins who are trying to take over the world! ...sorry about that. Any way here it is.

Kay: No.

Chelsea: Say it.

Kay: No.

Chelsea: Say it, Kay. You have to.

Kay: NOOOOOOO!

Caitlin: If you don't I'll kill Kouga.

Kay: Don't do that! Fine...I am a disowner. Meaning that I don't own Inu and Co. Happy?

Caitlin: Yes since I can't have them either and if I can't have them no one can!

Chelsea: Speaking of Inu...where is he?

Kay:grins evilly Over there. I gave him the ultimate sit command. laughs evilly

Caitlin:nods It was fun to watch.

Chelsea:runs over to Inu whose eyes are like . What did you do to him!

Kay: Gave him the ultimate sit command.

Chelsea: How? Only Kagome can make him sit.

Kay: Hey. She may have the beads, but who needs those when you have an extra loud voice and

7 pots and pans. gets look from Chelsea What? Hey his head is pretty hard.

Chelsea: I'll get you later. What is this chapter about anyway?

Kay: Oh...this is a behind the scenes chapter. No one ever takes the time to tell what happens when no one is home and Jaken is left alone with Rin. I, on the other hand, thought it was a great idea and made two scenes like that. Though...the second one will come much later.

Chelsea: What happened?

Kay:glares Read and find out...lazy person...

Chapter 4: Rin vs Jaken Part I: House War

"Master Jaken! Where did Mother, Father, Auntie Chelsea, and Uncle Inuyasha go?"

Jaken glared at the child. (Child! She's like 15 in this story!) "You know for a fact that they went to the police station," Jaken said angrily. "Now quit bugging me and do your homework."

Rin glared back at him. (That death glare thing. What do you expect from Sessy's daughter?) 'It's Saturday, Jaken." she said emotionlessly. (See! She is Sessy's daughter.)

Jaken sighed angrily. "Then go outside and play!"

"Make me!"

Jaken rolled up his sleeves and began to walk toward Rin. All of a sudden, an egg hit his face. (It was ugly anyway) Rin laughed and ran off as Jaken cleaned his face with his shirt. (He's in his regular clothes that he wears in the show) After that, he ran outside and was hit with a pot full of dirt. Rin rolled on the ground in laughter. (Hey. Caitlin is cruel just like Sessy. That's why I put them together.)

"That's it!" Jaken said before picking up the water hose soaking Rin in water. Rin coughed and stood, soaked head to toe.

"Mom is going to get you," she said.

Jaken crossed his arms. " I don't give a damn about your human mother." he replied.

Rin ran into the house. "This means war!" Rin shouted before locking Jaken out.

Jaken pounded on the door until he finally broke it down. The mansion was quiet. WAY too quiet. Jaken called for Rin as he searched the mansion. Without any luck, he went into the livingroom. There, Belle was laying on the couch.

"Get off there, you stupid mutt," Jaken said as he tried to push Belle off the couch. Bell bit him and ran upstairs. Cursing like crazy, Jaken ran after her.

He cornered Belle in one of the halls in the east wing. With a smirk on his face, Jaken slowly crept closer to the whit wolf. Belle scratched her ear like she was begging for Jaken to come closer. Jaken leaped at Belle only to get smacked in the face with a balloon full of red paint. Jaken fell to the floor right in front of Belle. Belle got up, walked on Jaken's back, and went back downstairs.

Jaken was furious! (Wouldn't you if you were covered with paint?) When he stood, another balloon filled with white paint hit him in the back. Rin ran laughing as she slid down the rails of the stairs. (That's fun and dangerous. I fell off once. Nearly busted my head open.) Jaken ran after her only to get hit by a few flower pots full of dirt.

"Fine!" Jaken shouted as he picked up his two headed staff. "We shall have war. Don't come crying to me when you lose!"

Rin stood at the bottom of the stairs. She wearing a white wife beater and orange shorts. "What are you going to do?" she asked. "Put me over your knees and whip me? Dream on! I'm thirteen. You can't do anything." Rin threw another balloon full of paint.

Jaken snicked. "Experience the power of the two headed staff!" he shouted as flames shot out of the wooden old man's mouth.

The balloon caught on fire. Suddenly, it exploded. Orange paint was everywhere. Rin ran into the kitchen , grabbed the fire extinguisher, and began to spray Jaken with foam.

As this was happening, the front door opened. Belle jumped up off the couch and jumped on top of the strange woman that came through. Another woman behind her laughed.

"Nice job, Belle, but she's not the bad guy."

Belle jumped off Kikyo and ran to Kay. Kay hugged Belle tightly.

"She belongs to you?" Kikyo asked.

Kay nodded. "This is my baby, Belle. She's coming with us. I just need one more thing...Here it is."

Kay went into the weaponry room just as the couch caught on fire. Kikyo nearly had an heart attack as she watched the flames fo higher. Kay came backout and calmly put it out.

"Do they always do this all the time?" Kikyo asked as they headed toward the door. Kay nodded.

" 'Fraid so," she said. "It also ends the same, too. I'll tell you on the way to our next stop. Come on."

With a worried look, Kikyo followed Kay and Belle out of the house. The fight never faltered nor stopped. It kept going until 3 p.m. Rin and Jaken layed on the floor, too tired to move. (not beside each other. Across the room from each other) Neither said a word for a while. Rin sat up.

"I won," she panted.

Jaken stood. "No way!" he shouted. "I won! There is no way you could beat me." (My brother-on-law said the same thing before he lost to me 3 times in a fighting game. What a loser!) Rin stood.

"No, I won!" she hollered. "Stop being a jackass and admit defeat!"

Jaken frowned. "In your dreams, little bitch!"

Rin was about to argue when she heard the door open. That gave her an idea. Rin lowered her head. "Fine," she said loudly. "You won. You did the most damage so you win."

Jaken grinned and danced around. "That's right!" he shouted. "I won. I did the best. I did the most damage! I am the master! I am..."

"...in so much trouble." Jaken froze and turned slowly to see Caitlin and Sesshoumaru. His heart stopped as he stared into their angry faces. Rin was silently laughing behind them.

"You messed up the house again!" Caitlin screamed. "That's the sixth...no, eighth time this month. I ought to kill you! Maybe I should get Rin and Belle to watch you instead of your watching them. By the way, where is Belle?"

Sesshoumaru looked at the display case on the wall, which was empty. "For that matter, where is Soun'nga!"

Big sweat drops formed on Jaken's head. "I...I...don't know, my lord and lady..." he stammered.

Rin stopped laughing and looked around. "Yeah, where is Belle?" she said. "Kay will be very mad at us if we lost her."

Sesshoumaru sniffed the air. "Never mind. I know who took them," he replied, turning to the door. "Caitlin, Rin, come. Let's get back to the hospital. Jaken, you stay here and clean this mess you made."

Jaken fell to the floor. That would take a whole month to do! As she slipped out the door, Rin stuck out her tongue at Jaken. She had truly won.

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Kay: Yay for Rin.

Caitlin: Naturally since she is my daughter.

Chelsea: Sure Caitlin sure.

Kay: Hey, there is no fighting here. Only if you are practicing and hitting Inu.

Inu:sits up That's not fair!

Kay: He lives!

Caitlin and Chelsea: screams since he popped up from no where

Chelsea: MONSTER! hits Inu with a frying pan, knocking him out Oops...

Kay: See. I told you hitting Inu was fun.

Chelsea: I didn't do it on purpose.

Caitlin: Sure you didn't...

Chelsea: I didn't!

Kay: People, she's crazy! Please review before she decides to hit Inu again. Or maybe I might do it! Give me that pan, Chelsea!

Chelsea: NO! runs off

Kay: growls COME BACK HERE WITH THAT PAN! runs after her

Caitlin: sits down with a video camera and popcorn and begin to tape everything and eat popcorn If you review, I'll tell you everything that happened here.