I promise I'll try to make this the last one until I write them actually at Cedar Point. I'm just having waaaaay too much fun writing these.
I don't own RENT or Cedar Point. Wish I did, but I don't.
"We're heeeeere!" Maureen cried joyfully. Joanne was pulling into the parking lot.
"Oooh, look! I bet that's the Millenium Force. Oh god I can't wait! Let me at it!"
Unfortunately a soundly sleeping Collins was blocking her way to the door. In her excitement she ended up smacking him.
"Ow! What the hell, Maureen!" he sputtered, jolting awake.
"We're heeeeere!" she repeated. "Now move your lazy ass so I can get out!" Collins merely yawned and stretched. "Not if you ask like that I won't."
Joanne rolled her eyes and unlocked the doors. The rest of the Bohemians spilled out of the van. However Maureen was still trapped and Collins still refused to budge. She was getting frantic.
"Thomas, I swear I'm giving you five seconds to move!"
"Or what?"
"That's it!" Swingingher body aroundshe reached behind, grabbing the seat in front and steadying herself on Collin's face with the other hand, she attempted to climb over him to the door. He chose that moment to become five again.
"Sick!" The drama queen screeched as she felt his tongue on her hand. Hurriedly she snatched it away. Unfortunately due to the fact that she was half-straddling him with one leg in the air she had really needed that hold. She wobbled for a minute and then she fell, chest first, on the professor's head.
"Ahhhhh!" came his muffled voice, "Close encounter! Close encounter!"
"I warned you."
The rest of the gang was practically on the pavement, laughing hysterically. Angel was almost in tears. A passing family consisting of a mom a dad and a five year old boy stopped to see what was so funny. Unfortunately Collins face was still buried in Maureen's considerable cleavage. The mom gasped and flung her arms around the boys eyes and they hurried away.
Finally Joanne came to her senses and hurried to help. After all, gay or not, there was a man's nose stuck inher girlfriend's breasts.
Oddly enough this is based on a true story. Welcome to my weird little world. If you decide to run away screaming I won't be offended. Just wish I could come too. I need to stop writing these. Anyway, reviews are always nice.
