Well here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for! (Drumroll please!) Enjoy!

"Roger, honey, you need to let go of my hand."

Terrified silence.

"Honey, it's really starting to hurt."

Terrified silence.

"When we get off this ride I'm going to make you cry unless you let go of my hand right now."

Terrified silence.

"Roger, honey? We're at the top."

Ear piercing shriek.

And down they went.

"Aaaaaaaah!" Big hill! Tunnel! Little hill! Medium hill! Turn! Another turn! Tunnel! Hill! Turn! Hill! Tunnel! FLASH! Turn! Stop!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Roger, honey, we're back."

It took Collins, Mark and Joanne to bodily lift the terrified musician from the seat and unceremoniously dump him on the other side of the platform, where he sat curled up a little ball and rocking back and forth, mumbling incoherently.

Meanwhile the little boy sitting behind him cheerfully unbuckled his seatbelt and hopped out. Oblivious to his mother's frantic whispers about "loons" he raced over to Roger.

"Hey mister! Are you okay?" he asked concernedly. Roger just looked at him, wide-eyed. Mark trained his camera on the pair. The boy, noticing the others, looked up.

"Hey," he said, pointing at Collins and Maureen, "Aren't you the two from the car earlier? The ones everyone was laughing at?" Just then his mother raced up and snatched him up. If looks could kill… She raced off with him.

"Poor kid," Maureen said looking after him, "I'd go crazy with a mom like that. Now Roger," She turned back to the heap on the ground. "Can you walk, or does Collins have to carry you?"

Collins did have to carry him. All the way down the ramp. Angel was by this point getting a little disgruntled. Collins was hers after all.

"Why can't Mark carry Roger?"

"Because dear, I didn't bring anything to scrape Mark off the ground with."

"Hey look!" Maureen shouted suddenly. "Pictures!"

"Pictures?" Mimi asked.

"Yeah," Joanne said. "Didn't you notice the flash? That was the camera."

"That is so cool!"

They raced to the booth and searched on the TV screens for their rows. It didn't take long to find Mimi and Roger's. The huge group of people pointing and laughing clued them in.

For a minute they wondered if Cedar Point had for some reason cartoonized the pictures. Then they realized that no, that really was what Roger looked like. His hair was puffed out larger than anyone could imagine, his eyes looked like they were coming out of their sockets and his mouth was so wide Mimi was sure she could have put both her fists in and there would still have been room. They looked at the pictures from the seat behind them. That kid was having the time of his life.

The picture seemed to snap Roger out of it a little bit. He gazed up at it in horror.

"No way!" he moaned. "I did not look like that!"

The rest were laughing too hard to answer.

POPOPOPOPOPOPOP

"I still can't believe you bought that thing," Roger sulked.

"Oh there was no way I was not getting something to remember this moment forever," Mimi said.

"Let me see it again," Angel said. Mimi handed her the copy of the picture.

Roger turned to Mark. "Can you believe them?"

Mark smirked, "Whatever. Your Cedar Point picture is worse than mine."

"So what do you want to go on next?" Joanne asked, pulling out the map again.

"Hey, what was that green one that we passed by?" Mimi asked. "You know, right when you get into the park? It looked like fun!"

"That's the Raptor," Joanne read.

"I don't want to walk all the way back right now," Maureen whined. "My feet hurt already! Lets find one closer to here." She looked around. "Like that one!" She was pointing to a blue and red roller coaster. "Ooooh, look at all the loops!"

"You know it is really amazing how fast you can go from red to white," Collins remarked, looking at Roger.

"That's the Mantis," Joanne said. "It doesn't go nearly as high as the Millenium." Roger didn't look reassured.

"I am not sitting next to him this time!" Mimi said, "Anyone who wants to lose feeling in their hand can be my guest."

"It seats four across," Collins said, looking up at the ride. "Roger can sit in the middle this time. It won't be quite as bad."

POPOPOPOPOPOPOP

"Well…his mouth isn't quite so wide this time," Angel pointed out, gazing up at the TV screens.

"Yeah, after five rides, I should hope not!" Mimi muttered. They had so far been on the Millenium, the Mantis, the Iron Dragon, and the Gemini and were now looking at the pictures from the Mean Streak.

"I hate you all," Roger muttered.

"I'm hungry," Maureen announced. "Lets get something to eat."

"It is almost four," Joanne said, checking her watch. "We can get something to eat and then go on something else."

They located a cluster of foods stands and everyone got what they wanted.

"There are picnic tables over there," Mimi pointed out. They went over and sat down.

"Mmmmm, this stuff is like fair food!" Maureen said, taking a big bite of her corn dog.

Joanne ruefully counted her remaining cash. "You could eat for days in New York with as much as that cost." She eyed her hamburger. "I'm not sure I was that hungry."

"Come on you guys, I thought we agreed we weren't going to worry about money," Angel pointed out biting into her piece of pizza.

"Easy for you to say," Collins muttered.

Roger was sulking. "I still don't get why I couldn't get a hamburger or something. I hate salad!"

"Oh, get over it," Mimi said, "You know greasy food like that gives you stomach aches and we really don't need you barfing on a ride. You're already a pain in the ass as it is."

Mark snorted into his milkshake.

When they were finished eating they stood up and threw out their trash.

"Where next?" Joanne asked.

"There was a little clump of booths I wanted to check out back by the Millenium," Mimi said. "They had a caricature drawing place, some games. It looked really fun." The rest agreed and they set off. Suddenly:

"Mark!" Someone was shouting his name.

He turned and saw a blonde girl with a Cedar Point shirt and giant tourist camera walking toward them. A gorgeous blonde girl. He kept on turning.

"Mark!"

Angel looked back. "Mark I think she's talking to you." The filmmaker froze.

"You mean…you see her too?"

"MARK!"

"Yes, we see her too," Mimi said, giving him a strange look. "And think she's calling you."

"No way can that girl be talking to me."

"ALBINO FREAK WITH CAMERA!"

"Okay, so maybe she is talking to me."

He turned around as the girl came jogging up to them.

"What the hell is the matter with you?" she asked panting.

"Umm, do I know you?" Mark stuttered.

"You seriously don't recognize me?" she asked laughing. "Its Nikki!"

Mark's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. "Nikki? Nikki Bartol?"

"Yeah! God, I haven't seen you in what? Like ten years?"

"Really? Has it been that long?"

By this point Maureen was getting tired of being ignored. "Marky? Why don't you introduce us?"

"Oh right! Nikki this is Collins, Angel…" Her eyes widened a bit as she got a good look at Angel, but she flashed a smile at the drag queen. "Roger, Mimi, Maureen…" Here Maureen giggled and put her arm on Mark's shoulder. After all he was her Marky, wasn't he? Nikki's face fell slightly. Mark noticed and continued, "And her lesbian lover Joanne." Nikki looked slightly relieved, Joanne laughed and Maureen detached herself from Mark, pouting.

"And guys," Mark continued as if he hadn't noticed, "This is Nikki Bartol, from Scarsdale. We used to be in the same photography class." He turned back and continued his previous conversation with her.

"So what are you doing these days?" he asked eying her giant camera interestedly.

"I'm a photographer for a magazine here in Ohio," she said proudly. "This is just a day job my friends talked me into getting so I could get them free passes here. How about you? You always talked of going to New York to film. What are you doing here?"

"Oh we're just on vacation. I actually do live in New York. I work for a network TV show, Buzzline." He grimaced, as he always did when talking about his job at the sleazy news show, but Nikki didn't seem to notice.

"I can't believe you didn't recognize me!" Nikki giggled. "Of course I was a dork back then. I've gotten rid of the braces and the glasses thank god."

"I know what you mean. I was a dork too."

"Funny how she didn't have any trouble recognizing him." Collins muttered. The rest of the gang immediately cracked up.

"So…" Nikki said, trying not to stare at the hysterical Bohemians. "You know, I'm just about to go on break. Do you want to get a burger or something?"

"Sure!" he said enthusiastically. He turned to the others. "You guys don't mind do you? I can catch up with you later."

"But you just ate…" Maureen began. "OW! That's it!" She turned around and began beating on her girlfriend with her purse. "I said stop kicking me!"

"That's (ow!) fine (ow!) Mark," Joanne gasped. "You go ahead, we'll (OW!) be fine! Okay, okay I get it."

Nikki was openly staring now. You can't blame her. Mark just shook his head.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," she said, turning back to him, "My sister and her son were going to meet me here…" She checked her watch. "Like right now. I can just say hi and then we can go."

As if on cue a little boy suddenly ran up to Nikki.

"Auntie!"

"Hey guy!" she cried, picking him up in a hug, "Wazzup?" She looked back up at the gang.

"Hey guys this is my nephew, Jake. He…" She trailed off at the look of extreme shock on their faces.

"Hey!" the boy cried delightedly, "It's the screaming guy and the kissing girls!"

Just then his mother ran up. "Hey Nikki…" Then she noticed the Bohemians.

"So we'll be off then Mark!"

"See ya later!"

"Bye-bye!" And they ran off, leaving the horrified filmmaker standing there.

POPOPOPOPOPOPOP

"So what's next?" Angel asked.

"I'm hot!" Maureen said. "Let's go on a water ride!" Joanne got out the map.

"There's a ride called Snake River Falls right over there," she said pointing.

They headed over.

"Hey it's the one from the commercial!" Mimi exclaimed. "That looks like so much fun! Lets go!"

"Does everyone have their suits on?" Joanne asked. They nodded. "Okay, good. There are bins over there where you put your clothes."

"Let's go!" Maureen yelled. She pulled off her shirt, revealing a skimpy Hawaiin print bikini top.

"Nice," Roger said approvingly. Mimi smacked him and took off her own top.

Underneath she had a not so revealing, but still sexy, green bikini.

Joanne had a white, racer one-piece, Roger had simple black trunks, and Collins had red. Angel also had a blue men's bathing suit.

"Seriously?" Mimi asked.

"Yeah," Angel said sheepishly. "I don't actually have a bathing suit. This is Mark's. He let me borrow it." She criss-crossed her arms over her chest. "I feel exposed."

"Not necessarily a bad thing," Collins pointed out, eying her hungrily. She giggled and pulled him in for a kiss.

"Cool it guys, there are kids here." Roger remarked, smirking. Collins pulled away briefly.

"Would you look at how tall this water ride is Rog!" The rockstar paled a little and shut up. Mimi groaned. "Oh no, not this again."

Twenty minutes later they boarded the boat.

"You mean this is all you get?" Roger practically shrieked when he saw the single wide bar that was all that would keep them from tumbling out of the boat. Mimi groaned again. They started up.

When they got to the top the boat was pushed around a corner. Roger started moaning again when he saw the drop looming before them. Closer, closer, closer…

And down they went! At the bottom a wall of water rose to meet them. Roger tried to scream and got a mouthful. Finally it came crashing down on the gang, soaking them to the bone.

"Well," Maureen said, "I'm not hot anymore." Suddenly she noticed something at her feet. "Hey isn't that bikini top looks just like mine…"

POPOPOPOPOPOPOP

It was a tired bunch of Bohemians that made their way to the exit at 10:00 that night.

Angel and Mimi had somehow tricked their lovers into piggyback rides, Maureen was pouting because Joanne flat-out refused, and Mark was just walking along with a dreamy expression on his face. He had managed to snag Nikki's number.

"I am so glad we did this," Mimi said happily.

"Me too!" Angel agreed. "We really need to do things like this more often."

"Hey look!" Maureen shouted, "Fudge!" The gang looked at each other. What better to round off the evening? They ran to stand in line.

Suddenly Angel noticed a poster. "Hey guys look at this!"

It showed a man jumping off a bridge. Attached to his ankle was a bungee cord. The top screamed "Sage's Sky Diving!"

"Hey that town is on our way back!" Mimi exclaimed.

Mimi grinned. Angel grinned. Mark grinned. Maureen grinned. Joanne grinned. Collins grinned. Roger fainted.

Cackle, cackle. I love messing with him. What did you think?I acn't believe this is over! i've had so much fun with them! Oh well. Review please!