Know Your RPG Stars! (based on the popular series by Shinigami Gouman!)
Meet your Host, Kimiko Saucey!
Kimiko: "I'm Kimiko Saucey! Welcome to our very first episode! Who knows who might turn up? I Do! But I'm not Telling!"
Applause from the Audience
Kimiko: "Okay, so now we have our first victim.. er.. Guest! Yes, Let's see…" (Kimiko Scans the Audience)… "Yes! Reno! Reno, please come up here!"
Reno: (Grins and comes up to the stage) "What's this about, anyway?" he asks.
Kimiko: "Hee-Hee… hey audience, Reno Doesn't know this show"
Audience: Laughs and cheers
Kimiko: "Look everyone, the Mullet King doesn't know what's going on! laughs Maniacally "Aw.. Look at his confused face…."
Reno: looks around for Rude to get a comeback, but Rude has fled the building. "But.. I.. Uh.."
Kimiko: "OOOhh… what's with those marks on your face? You trying to put Lipstick on and miss? Reno Wears Make-up! Are you just a Metrosexual, or are you Gay!" Laughs again
Audience: rolling on the ground laughing
Reno: tears in his eyes "Hey! That's not fair!"
Kimiko: "Aw… is da pow baby gonna cwy? WAAAAAAA! Ha Ha ha ha!"
Reno: "But I…. I'm Not Gay! That opne time with Rude was just an experiment in College.." Reno Covers his mouth, realizing what he said
Kimiko: "Really? You and Rude, doing the Dirty? You were the bottom boy, weren't you?"
Reno: "Stop it!" pulls his hair in frustration.
Kimiko: "What do you say audience? Time for the next one?"
Audience: "NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT!"
Kimiko: "Very Well" Kicks Reno in the Butt and he falls offstage onto the floor.
Kimiko: "Oh, I'm Sorry, It's time for a commercial break! We'll Be right back!"
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Kimiko: "Welcome Back, if you missed the last segment, Mullet boy Reno was here… and now it's… yes, there he is! Calintz! Come on Up!
Calintz: walks up stage
Kimiko: "So, Calintz, everyone thinks you're sexy when they first see you.. how does that make you feel?"
Calintz: "Pretty good, actually.. "
Kimiko: "Of course, it's all guys, because you look like a girl!"
Calintz: "Well… In Korean anim.."
Kimiko cuts him off "Who Cares? You look like a girly Girl! Hey, we're in America now, dress like a man, or come out of the closet!"
Calintz: "I'm not… I love Reith! And SHE's a woman.."
Kimiko: "Reith? Really? I think you are just afraid of her power… acting all powerful… everyone knows you're clueless…"
Calintz: "I just think a lot.. that's all"
Kimiko: "You, Think? HA HA HA! And what's with that Blue hair.. and the Feathers… I should call you Cher!
Calintz: face gets all red Hey, that's not funny!
Kimiko: "Hey, Calintz, Do you believe in life after love?"
Audience: "Calintz is Cher! Calintz is Cher!
Kimiko: "Oh dear… I see we've run out of time already… come back for more episodes, and maybe we'll even have guest hosts from our Parent Show, Know Your Stars! You never know!"
