Here's a sort of short chapter that's transitioning the story away from Harry Potter and Elden Ring, and back into Naruto. Author's notes at the bottom, and incoming Naruto x Tenten lemon over the horizon.
Please enjoy!
It had been a month since Naruto and Haise had first stepped foot into the hidden rift within the bowels of Hokage Rock's cave-system, and by then both had been either presumed to be dead or, at the very least, missing in action. While Naruto was welcomed back with open arms and was able to get back into the swing of his everyday life, Haise, on the other hand, was preoccupied with getting his affairs in order, after he had found out that Kaneki sold the house and moved out of Konoha to move into Eto within Amegakure.
Needing time to establish himself and do some self-discovery after his servant had seemingly disappeared, Haise told Naruto that he would be around the area, and not to worry about him. Having seen what Haise was capable of, Naruto knew that the white-and-black haired man would be just fine on his own, and wished him well with his endeavors. And although Naruto wasn't keen on mentioning the sexual acts he'd committed while under the influence of a magic-alcohol, he was eager to tell his friends and family of his time spent at the Forbidden Forest, and of what wonders he saw within the country that Naruto only knew as the 'United Kingdom'.
When it came time for him to collect his reward and explain to his father in his office about accomplishing the S-rank mission that he never originally signed up for, Naruto stood up from across Minato's desk and began slapping down paper tag, after paper tag down onto the wooden surface of the desk. Sitting down in his Hokage outfit, Minato adjusted the brim of his hat as he raised a brow at all the sealed items that his son had taken from the other universe.
"… And you've said that this world you and Mr. Sasaki found within Hokage Rock… Hogwarts, if I recall correctly… It's… Almost identical to ours, with the main difference being that they have wizards and magic, instead of, you know… Ninjas and chakra?" Minato asked curiously with an intrigued voice, as he picked up one tag that had 'Magic Stick Thing' written on it with a sharpie.
"Yeah dad, kind of? Everyone pretty much walked around at normal speed for the most part, and their technology was, uh… It was okay? Kinda unimpressive, I'll say that, but they had a bunch of cool crap there! Like, uh… This thing!" Naruto piped up excitedly, as he unsealed one of the paper tags that he had been the most excited for: a collective assortment of whimsical treats from a sweetshop known as 'Honey Dukes'.
Watching with an amused smirk across his lips as levitating sherbet balls, chocolate frogs that were hopping, and jelly slugs that were translucent and crawling slowly across the plate that all the treats and then some had been sealed on. "Fascinating… Oh! Are those jelly beans? I freakin' love those little things!" Minato asked with childlike wonderment in his voice, as his eyes lit up upon finding a small purple-velvet purse that was on the platter.
Reaching onto the plate while his dad helped himself to the bag of jelly beans, Naruto grabbed a chocolate ball of cream cheese and stuffed his face as Minato turned the bag upside down to scatter a few into palm. Upon seeing the white jelly bean mixed into the bunch that Minato poured into his palm, it was then that Naruto let out a frantic gasp through his stuffed mouth, and tried profusely to chew in order to warn his father.
Unfortunately, by the time that Naruto was able to turn his muffled cries into actual words, it was too late. Minato had dumped all jelly beans into his mouth, and Naruto watched with a wide-eyed expression as his father's face turned from being excited, into being disgusted. Having just tasted the overbearing flavor of mucus from the accursed white jelly bean, Minato scooted away from his chair before immediately leaning down to spit all of his mouth's contents into the small garbage can he kept underneath his desk.
"Guh…! Those jelly beans freakin' SUCKED!!!" Minato shouted with a displeased look on his face, before finally cracking a smile as he heard his son wheezing with laughter in his chair. "Oh… That's the point of them, isn't it? Some of them are supposed to taste like ass…" Minato figured, as he rose back to his seat, where he started to chuckle while Naruto went pink in the face— laughing to the point where he was crying, and couldn't take enough air to vocalize his amusement.
"Damn son, it wasn't THAT funny! Calm down before you pass out, sheesh, hehe…!" Minato chuckled while gently shaking his head, before lowering his gaze down upon the other paper tags to read what else his son had brought back with him as a souvenir. "A broom? You brought a broom back with you…? Wh— Oh! Oh, it flies, doesn't it? You know, like how witches fly on broomsticks?"
"Pfffttt! N-Nah, I just really like b-brooms, dad," Naruto giggled, while coughing into his hand as he tried his best to steady his breathing.
Letting out a throaty-chortle from his son's zinger, Minato muttered "Smartass" under his breath, as he broke the seal using the technique that his wife taught him decades ago. Puffing out of the paper tag and into his hand was, indeed, an old fashioned broomstick, with the added bonus of having brass foot-rests down near where its bristles were attached to the broomstick itself.
Getting out of his chair, Minato felt extremely silly as he placed the broom between his thighs, while holding its pole with both hands. "So… I just say some magic words, and up it goes? Or like… How does it work?" Minato asked, while trying to give the broomstick a little shake, to see if that would somehow cause it to levitate.
Shaking his head and snickering, Naruto dismissed his father's attempts at trying to go airborne before explaining, "Broomsticks only fly if you're a wizard or a witch, dad. They don't use chakra, they use something called 'magicka' to get them up in the air. I just brought it home because I figured it could make for a cool gift."
"… Oh. So… It's pretty much just a regular broom with extra weight attached to it then?" Minato muttered with a bit of a disappointed voice, as he dismounted the wooden pole before propping it up against the wall to analyze it with his blue eyes. "I mean… Yeah, it kinda looks cool… You know, as far as brooms go," Minato chuckled, before letting out a stretch and a yawn as he made his way over back to his desk.
And while his father was getting out the Treasury of Konoha's checkbook to distribute the reward into the form of a check, Naruto continued to share with Minato about all the other magical items that he found to be the most interesting to share with him. While a majority of the artifacts that Naruto was allowed to take back weren't of much value or had much usefulness, Minato still appreciated his son for showing him all his souvenirs, and felt happy knowing that Naruto was back where he belonged.
And despite having been separated from his twin brother for over twenty years, Minato was still silently mourning for Kira's death, after Naruto had first brought it up over a week ago, when he and Haise first made their way out of Hokage Rock.
With nothing but time on his hand afterward to do whatever he wanted with his new good-sized fortune in his frog purse, Naruto was feeling extremely satisfied with how his life was, now that he was back home in Konoha. Taking a deep breath of fresh air once he stepped foot out of the bank, where he had made his deposit at, Naruto was considering stopping by the jewelry store to pick Sakura up an actual ring to symbolize them being engaged to one another.
That was when he caught sight of Tenten, who was approaching him with a concerned look on her face, as she made her way through the sidewalk filled with pedestrians. Immediately noticing that something was the matter with her, Naruto let out a mildly annoyed sigh, as he already knew that whatever it was, she would be expecting for him to help her. "Ugh… Hey Tenten, what's up?" Naruto asked, while somewhat expecting for young kunoichi to eventually ask him about sharing the reward with her.
"Naruto… It's true then? You… You actually survived, didn't you?" Tenten asked with a look of regret in her eyes, as she drew closer to gaze upon the blond shinobi who she, along with many others, thought to have died within Hokage Rock.
"Survived…? Hell nah, Tenten! I didn't 'survive', I freakin' kicked ass over there!" Naruto scoffed confidently, while still not being ready to humble himself after having gone up against what he did. "I saved the entire multiverse by defeating an actual 'god', not just some spirit or person who calls themselves that," Naruto boasted, as he raised his arm halfway up to point a thumb at himself. "I came, I saw, and I conquered! Didn't you read about it in the news?! Heck, I even think they're writing a book about me as we speak— I even got asked to star in a movie next year! Isn't that awesome?!" Naruto asked with stars in his eyes, while Tenten gave him a half-smile.
"Y-Yeah, I read about it, but, uh… I mean… Not to discredit you, but… A lot of people are wondering how much of that was actually true, and rightfully so, because, well… T-There's no proof that any of that actually happened," Tenten admitted, while watching as Naruto gave her an over exaggerated look of shock on his face.
"WHAT?!? H-HOW?!? I freakin b-brought back a bunch of cool crap with me as proof! Including a wand made of unicorn hair for Kaguya's sake! How the hell is that not proof enough?!" Naruto whined with a not-serious look of frustration on his eyes, to which Tenten smiled back nervously at him before giving him her response.
"W-Well… N-No one's actually gone there and back, other than you, Mr. Sasaki, and uh… And I suppose two servants? But, uh… No one has seen these servants, or know what they look like or what their names are, so, uh… That's its own can of worms right there," Tenten muttered, while feeling her skin becoming warm as Naruto stared at her with a look of disbelief on his face.
"T-That's because the rift's WAY too thin for anyone to sense, even with any sort of jujutsu to detect it with! The only way to even open it is if you have a tailed beast, or a servant! Heck, I'll take pictures of it next time I'm over there, just to prove to everyone that I'm not 'fake news'!" Naruto declared triumphantly, before frantically adding, "Hell, I'll take you there with me, just so I can have you as a witness!"
Raising her hands up to signal for Naruto to calm down, Tenten smiled back at him with a small chuckle escaping her parted lips, as she shook her head at the offer. "M-Maybe another time, Naruto; I-I believe what the newspaper said about you, it's just… It's just that I'm still in shock that you're actually here— alive and well," Tenten admitted, which puzzled Naruto to the point where he no longer was worried about the public's opinion on how valid his story was.
"Y-Yeah, yeah… Of course I'm back, Tenten. The whole shabang was only a month long, and all the hard stuff only took a day to get out of the way… Kinda," Naruto said with an unsure look on his face, as he himself still wasn't sure of how much time had actually elapsed, considering that Ameratsu had turned time back while they were in the void, and how Malenia did her own reality-manipulation— all of it was still very confusing for him.
"It might have been just a month, Naruto, but… Me, Rock, and even Shikamaru… We were the ones who abandoned you, and why? Just because you were bringing along a friend who we didn't understand? That was…! T-That was the worst mistake we ever made, and we all felt responsible when we first heard the news that you were missing…" Tenten confessed with a heavy heart, while Naruto stood there feeling unsure of what to say.
"Uh… It's cool, hehe? I mean, everything obviously worked out for the best, and I even got to go on a little… Aw crap, I feel bad now," Naruto muttered with a guilty and uneasy smile forming on his face, as Tenten wiped her tears away with her white-draping sleeve.
"W-What do you mean by that? You were fighting for your lives, and for the lives of others for all that time missing… You don't have anything to feel awful about, Naruto— it's us who deserve to carry that burden, not you!" Tenten persisted, while Naruto lips anxiously with a forced smile on his face.
'Aw hell, I forgot to tell everyone that I was fine! Damnit, I knew I was forgetting something!' Naruto cursed to himself in his head, while regretting having been too caught up with all the sightseeing and wizardry to tell his loved ones that he was doing just fine. 'I thought everything would go back to normal, kind of like how it does in the movies, freakin time-space bull crap! It doesn't even make any sense half the goddamn time!'
"H-Hey! Hey, it's alright… I forgive you, and so does Haise, probably— no hard feelings," Naruto said reassuringly, while wanting to keep the part out about how he could have come back at any time during his month-long vacation. Taking a step forward to place a comforting hand on top of Tenten's shoulder, Naruto raised a hand up to gently hold her chin, before raising it up so that she was staring back at his cocky smirk. "Hey now, people do dumb crap that they learn from all the time! It happens, Tenten, and besides, I'm here now, and that's all that matters now, isn't it?"
Although Tenten has always known Naruto as someone who was extremely confident and carefree, she remembered him also having been immature in the way that he carried himself. Not only had Naruto seemingly matured and somehow knew what to say and how to say it, Tenten couldn't help but to notice that the blond shinobi had become even more attractive than the last time she saw him— something that didn't cross her mind, until she felt his hand touching her chin.
Naruto's bangs had grown over most of his forehead, and he had stopped wearing a forehead protector while he was out in his civilian clothing— which was mostly due to Naruto having gotten used to not wearing once, ever since the only one he had on him in Hogwarts was thrown into a cold lake. And since Naruto had gotten accustomed to Britain's colder climate, he had gotten into the habit of wearing his fur-collared orange-and-black jacket with its zipper down— revealing his toned pectoral and abdomen muscles for Tenten to admire through her peripheral vision.
Blushing and swallowing back her nervousness, Tenten's soft lips formed an anxious smile as her heart began to flutter the longer she gazed into Naruto's alluring eyes. Feeling her cheeks growing warmer by the second, Tenten took in a trembling breath as Naruto gently let go of her chin. "… I… I-I still would like to make it up to you, Naruto. If not for your sake, then maybe you and I can, umm… I don't know, go out for a jog tomorrow morning? Get some coffee together, or… Or w-whatever you want to do, really," Tenten said bashfully, while feeling like a schoolgirl after having just stumbled over her words so much.
Being more perceptive to the underlying message behind what others told him than how he used to be, it didn't take long for Naruto to pick up on what Tenten was trying to imply. "… You mean like a date, right? You want to go on a date with me?" Naruto asked directly with a reassuring smile, as he watched as Tenten recoiled with shock and embarrassment.
"A-A date?! Me, w-with you?! L-Like an actual date?!" Tenten stuttered out like a nervous wreck— her cheeks growing crimson as she looked around to see if anyone was watching them. "N-Naruto?! T-That's ridiculous… Y-You've got Sakura, d-don't you…?" Tenten asked with a sadden tone in her anxious voice, as she couldn't help but to compare herself to the pink haired ninja who already claimed the blond hero before her.
"Yeah, but she'd actually be pretty cool with it— supportive of it, even," Naruto admitted, as he interlaced his fingers behind the back of his head. "You see, I'm living with her now, and I'm not trying to flaunt it or anything, but umm… Basically, she wants me to have as many girlfriends and wives as I can get— her family still believes in that old tradition where the Hokage has a bunch of consorts and concubines."
"You mean… She wants you to have a harem?" Tenten asked with a confused and intrigued look on her eyes, as the idea of being with a man who she would have to share with others made her feel conflicted. "Wow, that's… Very… Traditional of her family, to still hold on to those values… Although, to be fair, that's still pretty common in other villages… Your father technically was the first one to break that practice," Tenten mused with her curled up hand covering her lips, as she thought about how Minato was technically the only monogamous ninja politician of his kind, while Konan of Amegakure was still single.
"Yeah! That's Sakura and her mom said so too!" Naruto added enthusiastically, as he took a moment to try and see Tenten in a different light, now that she made it apparent to him that he had a chance to be with her. Compared to his fiancé, Tenten had tanner skin, brown hair and eyes, and her butt was definitely less round than Sakura's. However, Tenten had noticeably larger breasts than Sakura, but not by more than a few inches outward from her chest, and she definitely had bigger and more muscular arms and legs than Naruto's pink-haired kunoichi.
'… She's not as hot as Sakura, but she's still pretty sexy… I know Tenten's all about trying to prove herself, so I'm sure those muscles of hers are a result of that… She's pretty alright too, when she's not trying to be a try-hard," Naruto thought to himself, as he analyzed her curves and cute face, before finally making his decision. "So, how about it, Tenten? Wanna go to that coffee place and have our date there?"
"S-So forward and confident… Y-You don't play around anymore, do you Naruto…?" Tenten gawked, as she smiled at the blond shinobi, before letting out a surprised yelp as she felt his hand reaching down to pull her closer to him by her hourglass-shaped waist. "V-Very confident…!" Tenten chuckled excitingly, as she grinned with her face turning even hotter the moment she felt Naruto's erected rubbing against the bare skin of her inner thigh, thanks to the white oriental dress she was wearing and with how close he had her body pressed up against his.
"Tenten, you're looking at the man who defeated some evil asshole, who was the size of a planet, and who wanted to wipe out all of existence… Yeah, I don't play around unless I want to," Naruto said confidently, before doubling down as he reached down to cup his hand over Tenten's butt, and gave her toned cheeks a dominant squeeze. 'Huh… I guess her ass is pretty juicy… Sweet,' Naruto thought to himself, while still charming the hell out of the smitten kunoichi. "… So, about that cup of coffee…"
And there we have it, the next chapter is going to either be a straight up lemon, to show how Naruto is able to pull girls in way easier than before, and to show just how confident and a bit more mature than before. Lock up your daughters, mothers, and sisters, Naruto is on the prowl.
So to address some ideas I had, now that I got some sleep and read some of the reviews.
First off, neither Tenten nor Ino have gotten with Naruto, not yet at least. That'll be happening though, starting with Tenten. Ino will be done afterward probably, after Boruto and Sarada have 'gamer sex' soon.
Okay, I'll start off by saying that having Haise, Kaneki, or pretty much any other character by themselves for too long isn't my favorite, and any outside characters should be a side dish to the plate, not the main meal. With that being said, Eto and Kaneki won't be a huge part of the story, with most of it revolving around Naruto. I want those two to become opposing forces, to have Haise and Kaneki be enemies.
I read the suggested ending, and appreciate the effort it took into writing that. However, I don't want Elizabeth or Cortona to steal the spotlight from Naruto, kind of already stretched that exception with Haise/Tamamo, they should be additions not have the plot revolve around them like main protagonists, even if they're hot. I wouldn't mind including Void Ghidorah as a later end antagonist, but I probably wouldn't end this fanfiction on a bittersweet note, especially since I'm trying to make this one very positive in a way?
These are all ramblings, so I might even go back on the opposing forces aspect, as having characters, especially Naruto characters, being divided by end up making things more complicated, so I'll just stick to having Kaneki and Eto becoming anti-villains, and them going after the Holy Grail themselves. Here's what I'm wanting, I want Konoha to remain mostly untouched by the outside universes, aside from rifts opening up, and characters coming into their universe.
Having Void Ghidorah being the center point of the plot, and not a neat addition forces the plot to revolve around him, especially if he ends up causing lasting damage that can't be undone. Writing the Elden Ring characters and Harry Potter characters worked, because they didn't leave any permanent alterations to Konoha, other than Naruto and Haise being gone for a month, and coming home to pick up the pieces.
Elizabeth, when introduced, will be probably just as important as how Ranni was, where she's extremely helpful and has her own personality and lemon, but the plot can't revolve around her. Same with Eto, Kaneki, and even Haise. The theme of fanfiction is really just everyone doing whatever it takes to keep everyone safe and happy in Konoha, while showing that no matter the odds, hope can lead anyone through the darkness in order to find that light.
Cheesy? Absolutely, but it's part of that 'feel good' adventure smut story that I'm shooting for, other than like, messed up shit happening lol. I'll show a universe in which Void Ghidorah comes to annihilate, starting with Earth of course, but then in order to have Kaneki become cold and hateful, I would need for Eto to die when she uses all her chakra to create Earth Godzilla, in order to protect the people that Naruto wants to save.
Kaneki would be opposed to it, telling her that it isn't worth it, but Eto, having been raised by Konan and having learned to cherish the lives of those who are innocent and unable to protect themselves, insists on helping Naruto. Kaneki would go to Haise for support, who grimly agrees with Eto's decision, making Kaneki begin to resent him. Eto creates Earth Godzilla, and sacrifices herself in a way that reminds Naruto of Kaguya and Ameratsu. If she lived and barely survived, Kaneki wouldn't have much of a reason to dedicate himself to such extremes, such as willing to kill his own brother if Haise gets in his way of obtaining the Holy Grail.
Kaneki now has motivation to go after it for his own selfish desires, with the only thing keeping him in check being Hinami and Ryouko. Ichika gets introduced, but probably won't be with Kaneki, more so Haise, but at least Kaneki won't resent Ichika like he does Haise. So I'll probably go with that. The fanfiction ends when Naruto gets the Holy Grail, and comes home to live in his mansion with all his pregnant wives, while everyone gets their own peaceful and happy ending as well.
Btw, saw that YouTube video and loved it. Thanks for recommending it to me. As far as Halo goes, I can have Naurto visit that universe during his search, and he meets Master Chief and brings back a copy of Cortona's AI, just because he thinks she's hot and plans on using her like an Alexa. I could write a Cortona x Naruto lemon, but it would mostly be him jerking off to her as she dances and masturbates for him. That, or he can use augmented reality to have cyber sex with her, and wakes up happy until he realizes that he jizzed himself IRL.
Naruto's wish would basically be to do what Cortona does, where he combines all the universes he went to and cherishes, and creates his own universe for the second time, this time being out of reach of any outside threats, because he made it within the Throne itself. So thank you for that, I'll probably use your idea that way, that way to keep it from being bittersweet. Naruto makes his own path, after all.
And GG to that one guest who didn't like chapter one. I only nerfed Naruto in the beginning, and yeah, so far he's gotten stronger than his EOS canon self during the end of the Harry Potter x Elden Ring arc, which, for balancing purposes, he can't just use as his ticket to win. Same with Haise and Malenia, although Haise will be getting a new servant, after Tamamo tells him that she can't be with him anymore, because it hurts too much. So, instead, she goes back to the Throne, and in her place will be… Neco Arc, who can't die and just multiplies herself, while Haise keeps the 'Eight Blessings of Amaterasu'.
In order to become strong enough to peruse the Holy Grail and fight Naruto and Haise, Kaneki sells his soul and completes the ritual needed to summon a servant, which is a digital goddess who rivals Ameratsu and Kurama, BB, from Fate. Both she and Kaneki are good people who do evil things to get the best outcome. Google her, she looks like Rize and is pretty hot, ngl. So Eto dies, but not forever.
So Kaneki gets his anti-villain origin story, and becomes the Black Reaper once he obtains BB as his servant. In fact, Kaneki ends up being the one who manages to defeat Void Ghidorah with the help of BB, who if you look her up, is HAX on HAX. Only reason why Kaneki doesn't kill everyone in Konoha is because he's not evil, and even though he says he'll kill Haise and Naruto, deep down, he wouldn't actually do it. But, that doesn't stop him from kicking their asses later on, but then Haise beats up him too, so they're even thanks to the Eight Blessings of Ameratsu essentially protecting Haise from BB's HAX.
As far as Melina in the AO3, I didn't have time to completely change it over, so I'll do that later lol. Let's see, it was July-ish, so one month plus a week… Let's just say it's September for them, so it's cooling down but still somewhat warm. And oh, I took your idea and basically had Kaneki move on without Haise by leaving Konoha with Eto, to move into their own place with Hinami and Ryouko going with them too. There, they aren't struggling and get to be closer with Konan, and it gives Haise and Naruto a reason to visit Amegakure.
Kaneki would definitely be pissed off at Haise once they reunite, which is what Haise went to do: to track down Kaneki. Kaneki would be happy to see Haise alive, but upset with the fact that Haise could have come back during that month of absence, and would become upset after hearing that Tamamo left once Ameratsu sacrificed herself to mostly save Naruto and Kurama. Which begins Kaneki's dislike of Naruto, and of Haise.
Gonna have Armin make a comeback with Annie too, don't worry lol. This story will take place in Konoha for a while, before Tsunade leads a raid on the White Suits, and before Gilgamesh returns with an army of servants on his side to search for the Holy Grail. Yamoori died painfully, Naruto sees the silhouette of Void Ghidorah in the sky of the dead universe, who was going to attack Konoha, but got distracted by Gilgamesh and is chasing after him instead. Void Ghidorah is an extension of the Throne, and is making it his priority to drag Gilgamesh back, because he's leading a revolution to overtake it.
Okay, that's about it. Have a good day, and cya next time, and uh… Oh, yeah.
No longer this shit story.
