Author's Note: I don't own Ganondorf or anything Legend of Zelda. Nintendo does. Oh, and in later chapters I will have the characters do the disclaimer as usual. On the topic of updates..I will try to let there be a new chapter every day, if the stupid computer lets me upload documents. Happy reading!

Without any further disclaimers or author's notes, or anything else like that I normally would do, here is Chapter One of Ganondwarf! R&R!


Prologue: Okay, you all know the story. The story of the Ocarina of Time. Link grows up and fights (and defeats) the Gerudo named Ganondorf. Princess Zelda and the six sages sealed him away in the Dark World (or Sacred Realm or whatever) and trap him forever...or so they thought...
Chapter One: Repetitive Stuff

Ganondorf was floating endlessly through the Dark World. He was really really bored. The poor guy had only wanted to rule the world in absolute evil, and he got an incredibly harsh punishment for what he did. Alright, he sort of deserved it. ONLY SORT OF. Alright, he really, really, deserved it. But still, it was as bad as punishment can get. Floating through the crappy Dark World for all of eternity had to get someone bored, and frustrated with life itself. Who could blame the guy? You would be extremely annoyed too.

"Man this SUCKS!" he screamed and began punching and kicking the walls of the Dark World with his gloves and boots. Madly, he kept attacking over and over again, and his attacks seemed to have no effect. He wouldn't stop, because he had become so desperate and would do absolutely anything to get out of the accursed Dark World of old. Please, he thought to no one in particular. Just let me out of here. I promise I won't try to take over the world again. Wait..never mind. I can't keep that promise. He began to cry silently to himself, and considered to stop punching and kicking.

Until the walls cracked and opened up...

"AHHHHHHHH!" the evil man screamed and landed headfirst in the Temple of Time. It was a very hard white marble floor, and his head was aching really bad.

"Oh my freakin' head!" he screamed until he noticed the surroundings, which oddly enough were surrounding him. "Woah, I just noticed the surroundings surrounding me, I'm in the Temple of Time! Haha stupid sages, your seal was futile, because now I find myself in the surroundings that surround me! And in the surroundings that surround me-" Enough! What the heck is wrong with that guy? Yeah they're surroundings, but you don't have to use the same words over and over again. I will sum up the next few days, because they become more increasingly boring, because Ganondorf is being an idiot.

Ganondorf kept talking about surroundings for several more days, and then finally left the Temple of Time out into Hyrule Market. It was nothing like the last time he saw it. What he had done to it was destroyed all of the buildings, put in a bunch of Re-Deads so that he could be in his floating citadel in peace, and made the sky darker. He had to make the sky darker. It seemed very evil and dramatic. But today it was a normal market, bustling with all sorts of people.

"YES!" the Gerudo screamed and began cheering madly. "NOW I CAN TAKE OVER HYRULE, AND BECOME ULTIMATE RULER OVER IT'S SURROUNDINGS! And now to attack the pathetic innocent citizens!" Err..shut up with the whole surroundings thing.He punched the air, trying to let out a ball of energy. But it didn't come. He tried again and punched as hard as he could into the air, trying to grab onto the magic. Nothing came.

"WHAT?" Ganondorf yelled, and began receiving many strange looks from people walking by, as he continued to randomly punch the air."The sages must have stripped me of my powers once they sealed me into the Dark World. Oh well, I can still be evil!"

The insane Gerudo began running around Hyrule Market, overturning stands, and making inappropiate faces at people. He tripped an old man and then laughed at him for a good, few minutes. After that, he began to loiter inside the Bombchu Bowling Alley, because loitering was not allowed.

"HAHAHA!" he yelled. "It is good to be evil once again! Even though this does not compare to ruling Hyrule, it still makes me feel great!" He was about to steal candy from a little boy, when Rauru and the sages ran out of the Temple of Time, and came up to him angrily.

"I guess we can't keep you in the Dark World," the chubriffic sage stated. "But we can keep you from harming the pathetic innocent citizens."

The sages drew around in a circle, and said some words in the ancient Hylian language, then zapped Ganondorf with all their might. The Gerudo blacked out.

When he woke up, he looked and saw what appeared to be a giant bug.
"OH MY GOSH!" Ganondorf yelled. "The sages must have maken a giant ant monster to destroy me! STAY BACK!" He began to back away, but tripped and fell on his butt.

"What are you talking about?" the ant said like Ganondorf was some crazy freak, which he kinda was. "Oh you mean those people in robes? Yeah, about a half hour ago, they shrunk you down to our size!"

Ganondorf looked down at his body, and realized he was approximately two inches tall.

"NOOO!" he screamed.

End Chapter One

So, do you like it so far? Is it any good? Please R&R! It's only short because it's the first chapter.