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Chapter Two: Hero of Time VS. A Bug
Ganondorf could not believe what happened, but he was beginning to think of many evil and sinister plans. It was very hard with his very small brain.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha," Ganondorf gasped for breath and then continued to laugh maniacaly about pretty much nothing. Seriously, he did. He wouldn'tstop laughing, and everyone looked at the little man who was laughing like an absolute idiot. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" He fell down and his face turned all blue from laughing. As he continued to laugh his face turned bluer, and bluer until he finally passed out.
Once he recovered from his, um, loss of oxygen, he began reciting his plan to himself. "Skirt Boy will never see me coming!" he laughed to himself, but made sure to not laugh anymore."I will sneak up unnoticed, and then, I WILL STRIKE! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! But before that, I have some important matters to take care of!" He walked over to a TV and began watching college football for four hours straight. Hey, at least he didn't do that one thing where he kept laughing and laughing until he lost consciousness.
As he was watching football, a guy got hurt really bad and had to be taken out of the game.Whenhe was walking out of the stadium, he was clutching his ankle in pain."Hahahahaha," Ganondorf began laughing. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" The crazed Gerudo fainted and the ants rushed him to the hospital for CPR. It's hard to stay out of the hospital from laughing maniacally when you are the King of Evil.
After he got out, it was time for buisness. Ganondorf headed to Kokiri Forest and saw Link and Navi the fairy walking along. To no one's surprise, the fairy was talking and talking and talking and talking and talking. Sorry, dont' want to make the same mistake I did with the surroundings. So where were we? Oh yeah. Navi was screaming at the top of her lungs and all of the Kokiri was glaring at Link angrily.
"HEY HEY LOOK LOOK WATCH OUT LISTEN!" Navi was yelling. "I LIKE TACOS! WANNA SMELL MY FEET? WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT? LOOK A TREE, AND THERE'S A BUTTERFLY ON THE TREE, THE BIRDS ARE SINGING THE CRICKETS ARE MAKING UM CRICKET NOISES WHAT IS THAT CALLED LINK..? OH YEAH CHIRPING. THE BIRDS ARE SINGING THE CRICKETS ARE CHIRPING YAY LINK I REMEMBERED A WORD AND THAT PARTICULAR WORD WAS CHIRPING AND THAT PARTICLUAR WORD AWAS A VERB. LOOK A FLOWER LINK SMELL THE FLOWER IT SMELLS LIKE MY FEET DO YOU SEE THAT CLOUD ABOVE DEATH MOUNTAIN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY YOUR IRON BOOTS I USED THE MASTER SWORD TO UNCLOG MY TOILET AND I DIDN'T CLEAN IT AFTERWARDS I'M SORRY LINK BUT I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE. LOOK THERE'S A FROG HOPPING FROGGY HOPPING FROGGY HOPPING FROGGY HOPPING LET'S GO SLEDDING ON YOUR MIRROR SHIELD. OH WAIT I DID THATYESTERDAY AND THEN I CRASHLANDED AND PUT A HUGE DENT ON IT AND THEN BLAMED SARIA FOR IT. PASKETTI IS LIKE PEOPLE'S BRAINS ONE TIME I PICKED MY NOSE AND POKED MY BRAIN WHICH IS IN FACT NOT VERY BIG AND IT FELT LIKE PASKETTI AND IT FELT WEIRD. DO YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER IT'S SO GOOD I FEEL LIKE EATING PEANUT BUTTER SO YOU SHOULD LIKE PEANUT BUTTER TOO BECAUSE I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAM? I LIKE ICE CREAM I FEEL LIKE EATING ICE CREAM DO YOU LIKE-" Navi kept saying random and obnoxious things until Link pulled out the slingshot and shot her all the way to Lake Hylia. Of course he was mad, Navi keptusing all of his thingsfor her own personal enjoyment.(She'll be back at the end of the story, don't worry. Well..on the other hand, worry.)
"Now's my chance!" Ganondorf said, and ran over to Link. He jumped up on top of his left boot and began screaming maniacally, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," he stopped and gasped for more air then continued, "I HAVE YOU NOW! YOU MAY BE THE HERO OF TIME BUT I AM THE HERO OF CRIME NOW I SHALL PILEDRIVE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NO MORE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He paused once more to take a breath.
Link looked down at the little speck, to see that it was his arch nemesis, Ganondorf King of Evil, laughing at him and kicking his shin. Of course, it really didn't hurt because Ganondorf's legs were only a few centimeters long. Link tried to stay serious and take care of buisness, but it was just too hard.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Link began laughing so hard just as Ganondorf had been before. The Gerudo got really sad and began to cry, but realized he was winning the fight. Link was laughing WAY TOO HARD and fell down on the floor tears rolling down his cheeks. But eventually his face turned blue and he blacked out. Ganondorf realized that was what happened to him before, and now it was happening to his enemy. Hooray for irony.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Ganondorf stopped really fast to make sure he didn't stop breathing again. "Now that he is out of my way, I will go to the Lost Woods, and conquer- um, stuff, yes, that's it! Then I will become the King of Forest, and rule over forest stuff! HAHAHA! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!"
End Chapter Two
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