Author's Note: This chapter contains the Rocky Theme. Yay Rocky!


Saria: The author does not own anything. But he is secretly planning to steal the rights to The Legend of Zelda from Nintendo.

Zeldafan422: No I'm not!

Saria: The author is currently covering himself with peanut butter.

Zeldafan422: Ugh...just read the chapter.


Chapter Three: Gonna Fly Now (Yeah, the Rocky Theme. No it's not a boxing match.)

The last time we left our "hero", he had just beaten his ultimate enemy Link, and his fairy too. Now we are looking at him and he is jogging through the Lost Woods like a boxer, wearing an old grey and ripped up sweatshirt and the Rocky theme is beginning to play. Yeah, you know what is coming up next. Well, probably not. This is the Ganondwarf story and it's written by me, so whatever comes next is probably what you least expected. I don't know, just read it.

He begins to quicken his pace as he runs farther. (Ganon's sweatin' blood now! Training hard now! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da DA DA! All right, now that's annoying.) He is running really fast and a Stalfos tosses him a fruit, and gives him a thumbs up. He sprints through the Sacred Forest meadow and is taking the stairs seven at a time. Once he reaches the top he begins doing a victory dance. (GONNA FLY NOW! DA DA, DA DA DA DA GONNA FLY NOW! BA BA BA BA BA BA GONNA FLY! BA BA BA BA BA BA FLY! BA BA BA FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! da da DA.) Wow, that was really drawn out. Sorry. Maybe a little too drawn out and annoying. But it was funny, no?

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha," Ganondorf began laughing. Not again."Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" He stops suddenly and his face turns blue once more as he collapses to the ground, gasping for breath. His faceturned blue andhe nearly blacked out for about the hundreth time."I have GOT to stop doing that," he said and began laughing menacingly (though not as much) as he runs toward the Forest Temple.

"Now I am going to steal the Forest Medallion, and rule um, forest thingys with it, and I will be...KING FOREST! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" He stopped laughing quickly to make sure he would not have to have CPR again, and his face wouldn't turn blue. That had been happening a lot to him lately.

Just then the miniature sized Ganondorf looked up to see what looked like a magical stream of every color. What were those called? Oh yeah, rainbows. He also looked over to see two small kids running over to him with a map. They seemed to be very excited and were looking for something.

"ALRIGHT LEPRECHAUN!" one of the kids yelled down toward him. "WHERE'S IS ARE GOLD?"

The other kid chimed in, "YEAH LEPRECHAUNWHERE IS IS IT?"

"Okay foolish adolescents," Ganondorf began. "For one, I do not know of this 'leprechaun' you speak of. And another thing is you are using improper english and grammar. I would know, because when I was the King of Evil I was also the King of English and Grammar. I was also the King of Laughing Really Hard and Then Collapsing Afterward. Pretty soon I am going to be King of Forest Stuff. But I am not King of Leprechauns. I am King of Saying King of Stuff Too Many Times in A Non Sensical Story. So that would make me King of...FiveReally Cool Things. So, shoo!"

"C'mon Jimmy Jimmyston," one of the kids said. "That weirdo is too small to be a leprechaun, and he smells. There is no way he could ever be a king!"

"My middle name is Jim," said Jimmy. And then the two kids walked away, leaving Ganondorf to have an emotional breakdown.

"THAT IS IS NOT FAIR!" yelled Ganondorf. "OH GREAT NOW I'M DOING IT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE THE KING OF ENGLISH AND GRAMMAR!" He began crying. He was also weeping.

You're probably now wondering what is happening to the author of this story. He is is using words words two times. He happens happens to be suffering from LATS, which is Lazy Author's Typing Syndrome. Okay, I'm fine fine now. (Oh, I'm good.)

While he was crying (and weeping), a girl with green hair, dressed in green, with green eyes, a green headband, and green boots, walked over. In short, she was completely covered in green clothes.

"Here," she said, and handed him a giant coin. Ganondorf looked closely at it to realize that it was the Forest Medallion of Forest Stuff. And Forest Things.

"Why are you giving me this?" he asked in wonder. Saria was a sage, and she hated Ganondorf.

"Ah, I dunno," Saria replied. She also responded. "Go take over the world or something."

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Ganondorf collapsed and his face turned blue, and the ants rushed him to the hospital again. I ought to start counting how many times this has happened.

End Chapter Three

The chapter is also over. (Ho ho ho, I'm a riot and a half!)