Author's Note: This chapter is based on a mission from Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves. It's the one in Episode One where Sly and Bentley go to coffee shops. R&R!

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Me: (sighs) Read the chapter..and ignore those two.


Chapter Four: Spaghetti Sauce

After Ganondorf checked out of the hospital, he was off to Death Mountain to get the second medallion. The one of fire,you know? He was hoping he wouldn't have togo into Dodongo's Cavern. Those Dodongos really didn't like him that much. Especially that one time where they ate him..never mind.Unfortunately once he got near Goron City there was a guard standing in front of the door, looking mean and able to stop anyone from coming in.

"Ah man!" Ganondorf said. "How am I supposed to get in there when there's a guard standing right there? He'll squash me for sure and then my plans will be ruined! If only there was some way I could trick the guard into letting me into there...ha! I've got it. I'll force those ants to help me. Unless they join me out of free will. But that would never EVER happen.."

"Hey! Dude!" yelled one of the ants. Ganondorf looked over to see there was a whole ton of ants and a Goron costume. "We've learned that the Goron guards switch duty every now and then, so in order for this to work we all have to get inside the costume and trick the guard to leave so we can stand watch while one of us runs in and steals the medallion of fire! You know, the fire one."

"Why are you helping me?" Ganondorf inquired curiously. Don't question it Ganondorf, just accept it. Things like this are too lucky to just pass along.

"Because," replied one of the ants. "If our mission is successful and you are in charge of Hyrule, we wanna slice of the pie! Like, be ruler over whatever town we want!"

"Deal!" said Ganondorf, although he was planning to betray them in theend. Fools."Let's go!" They all jumped inside of the costume and awkwardly stumbled over to the guard.

"Hey you!" the Goron yelled. "What's the password we use when it's the twenty-third of June and we're all outside sipping tea?" Wow. Really random.

"Uhhhh..." Ganondorf stammered from inside the suit. "Chicken liverworst?" He prepared to get kicked out of Death Mountain, because there was no way that was correct.

"Correct!" yelled the Goron. "Sorry, you can never be too careful and I wanted to make sure you weren't an outsider. Well, I gotta go! My aunt is making her special spaghetti tonight and it's SOOO delicious!"

"Guess you really like her cooking, eh?" Ganondorf said uncaring about whatever response he got.

"Oh man, it's unbelievable! I wanna be buried in dat sauce! I'M COMIN' AUNTY!" The fat Goron ran off at incredible speeds, drooling like a baby. Woah, he moved really fast for a fat guy.

One of the ants spoke up from inside the Goron costume. "What did he say?"

"Said he wanted to be buried in his mom's pasta sauce," Ganondorf replied, like that guy was the craziest guy in the world. And he probably was.

"That's um..that's strange." the ant replied. "Okay, I'm going back inside for the medallion!" He jumped out of the costume and snuck inside Goron City. He was very careful, because if one of the Gorons noticed him, they would probably step on him. Or eat him. Or make him go to the dentist.

Ganondorf's voice came inside the speaker. "I've never seen somebody so obsessed with spaghetti sauce. Could it really be that good? We could be missing out on like, a whole universe of flavors!" The ant ignored him and snuck into Darunia's room to find him dancing. He rolled his eyes and grabbed the medallion. He then ran outside to meet up with Ganondorf, and held out the medallion.

"Could sauce really have that effect on people?" the tiny Gerudo was saying.

"ENOUGH WITH THE SAUCE!" the ant yelled, very annoyed with Ganondorf's food obsession.

"Okay, let's get moving to Zora's Domain," Ganondorf replied, all buisness.

"Now you're talking sense!" the ant responded, and they began to walk.

"And then we eat."

End Chapter Four

Okay, maybe it was a little TOO much like Sly 3, but it is funny, no? R&R!