Chapter 2- Behold... Lash's New Invention!
"So what does this little kid have for us?" complained Eagle.
"Just so you know, I've beaten you many times in training combat," teased Lash.
Eagle got mad and argued, "It's because there were no airports! If it were to have-"
"Shut up, Eagle. Just let Lash show this unit to us," interrupted Jess.
"Arr... hurry up with the chit chat!" complained Drake, interested with Lash's surprise.
Eagle got quiet. "Go ahead, Lash," said Jess.
Lash went up on stage. "Tee hee hee! Boys and Jess... I present to you... The Advance Machina!" She opened the curtains. It showed a huge, cool looking robot which should scientifically be notified as a "Mobile Suit." Eagle was caught by Lash's attention now, well... only the unit.
"This mobile suit is a plane type unit that is invincible against all air type units! Of course, the Advance Machina offers lots of defense, but often its utterly foe is the missles, the cruiser, and the air carrier. My advice is avoid those three units, and this baby is about an idiot's worst nightmare!" As Lash was busy explaining the unit, Eagle always kept his eyes at the mobile suit.
"I say we should use this baby against another country!" yelled Eagle.
"Are ya out of your mind boy?" shouted Drake.
"You are most dishonorable, Eagle," said Javier.
"Aw, come on! It's only one invasion!"
Jess sighed and went up to Eagle. "Eagle, Eagle... STOP BEING CRAZY!"
Eagle was twitching his eyes. "Crazy, I'm not crazy! I just wanna kaboom something with this..."
He went up on stage and started touching the mobile suit. Lash noticed him touching the suit. "Hey! That's my invention!"
"Shut up, kid!" He went on the main pilot system and turned it on! "Don't worry, guys. I'll only blow up just one T-Copter." He left with the mobile suit.
Lash looked up on the others. "Ah, forget about him! That one is just a prototype! The real ones are just downstairs in my room!"
Jess asked, "Then... what weapons does the prototype consist?"
Lash answered happily, "A toaster gun."
During Eagle's flight across the sea...
"Damn you, Fog of War! Eh, at least this baby has 3 sight. Now to find an opponent..."
Soon, he start's hearing voices somewhere...
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"Are we-"
"Will you shut the hell up and let me fly this piece of junk!"
Eagle soon spotted a Orange Star B-Copter and wondered who could those two be.
"Hmm, it sounds like there's one normal person and an idiot... ANDY!"
He started locking on the B-Copter. "This is for beating me at that battle at Cosmo Land, even though I outnumbered you with lots of really expensive units! How could you possibly beat me in Advance Wars, Hard Campaign Rivals Mission! Well, it's time for revenge! FIRE!"
As he pressed the primary fire button, the cannons started firing toast at the B-Copter.
"...What... the..." Eagle was surprised that it's not the one that Lash talked about. "I thought she said assault missles... not... toast..."
At the Orange Star B-Copter...
"Aaahh! We're getting attacked! Report to Orange Star HQ, we're getting attacked by a giant robot shooting toast!" Adder shouted at the transmitter.
"Oooh! Toast!" Flak opened his mouth as he tried to grab some of the toast with his mouth.
"Flak, this is no time to play around!" yelled Adder.
"You're right! Flak smash!" He started hitting the toasts down to the sea.
The transmitter, Nell, sounded, "Giant robot? Toast? Are you sure you're making this up?"
Adder replied, "Why would we make this up when you are crazy thinking one of the Allied Nations probably would betray us?"
"Alright, I'll support you guys with Max and the fighters. Over."
"Flak! Stop fooling around and get on the gattling gun!"
"Okay, sheesh."
As he mount the gattling gun on the copter, he can't move the gun to aim up.
"Ugh... there's something wrong with this gun. Adder, I think that robot matches the planes' altitude."
Adder went silent. "Your first intelligent saying would surprise me... TOO BAD YOU DID IT AT A BAD TIME!"
"What can we do now?"
Adder came up with a simple suggestion. "Okay, Flak. Just sit there while we drive away from this crazy machine!"
Back at Eagle...
"Argh... stupid Lash... crappy machine... burnt toast..." He's still shooting the copter until he spotted three Orange Star fighters.
"Oh, god. Not my day..."
To be continued...
"Haha, thanks for doing business with ya!"
"Tee hee hee, anything to help the Allied Nations with new creations, Hachi!"
