Only one new review...? Anyway...I intend to finish the story in less than or exactly twenty chapters. Just thought you might like to know.
Chapter Nine: Snowball Fights
"Ahh.." Ganondorf said, as they entered Kokiri Forest. "I actually kind of like this place...it's always so peaceful.."
Suddenly, giant Deku Babas came up fromout of the ground and began attacking him.
"Yeah, real peaceful," Ivan said sarcastically.
"YOU can shut up!" Ganondorf screamed, as he attempted to fight off the large enemies. "I shall kill all of these!" One of them opened its mouth wide, and nearly ate him. "AHHHHHH!" he screamed, as he and Ivan ran off to the Lost Woods.
"I loveTHIS place too!" Ganondorf exclaimed, as Ivan rolled his eyes once again. "What? It's got a catchytheme song! Do do do, do do do, do do do DO do do. C'mon, Ivan, give me a beat!"
"You've got to be kidding," Ivan said.
"In the Lost Woods,goin' for the goods,this is my cool hometown, when Ganon is around," Ganondorf rapped, as Ivan held his hands over his ears.
Suddenly, they came up to a very annoying Kokiri named Mido. "Sup dudes?" he said, while snacking on some potato chips. "Oh, you can't pass and all that stuff."
"Ah man.." Ganondorf put his head down. "LOOK OVER THERE!" Ganondorf ran under his legs and eventually reached the Sacred Forest Meadow.
It was there when Ivan smacked himself in the head. "We are IDIOTS!"
"What? Why?"
"We already have the Forest Medallion..remember?" Ivan told him. "Saria gave it to us...we didn't get the Spiritual Stones, or all the medallions!"
"So...uh..what exactly DID we get?" Ganondorf asked stupidly.
Ivan went back and read the first eight chapters. "The Forest and Fire medallions, and the Spiritual Stone of Water. So, two medallions, and one stone."
"Wait, one stone?" Ganondorf did a double take. "Then how in the heck did we get in the Temple of Time?"
"No idea," Ivan replied, "but we're not supposed to question this kind of stuff. So I guess we don't need to be here, we can just move along to..." The fairy quickly flipped through the player's guide. "The Ice Cavern! That's where we need to go."
"To the Ice Cavern!"
"Uh..we need to go to Zora's Domain first..."
"To Zora's Domain! THEN the Ice Cavern!" Ivan rolled his eyes once more.
"Ahh! Everything's frozen over...cool!" Ganondorf pulled out a pair of ice skates and began skating around and spinning.
"Uhh..did you forget why we were here?" Ivan sighed.
"Actually, yes!" was Ganondorf's answer. "Refresh me."
Ivan shook his head sadly. "We have the Light, Forest, and Fire medallions. NOW we have to get the Medallion of Water. Savvy?"
"HEY! Only Johnny Depp is allowed to say that!"
"Sorry."
After they walked to the top of Zora's Domain, they were surprised to see that King Zora was frozen completely. "OH NO!" Ganondorf shouted. "All the Zoras are dead and/or frozen!"
"Calm down," Ivan said. "We can go get some blue fire in the Ice Cavern. Let's go."
So they pushed the fat, frozen Zora out of the way, and went through the cave to see...
Ice. More Ice.
"Haha!" Ganondorf laughed. "Jabu-Jabu is DEAD! Haha!" He picked up a snowball and threw it at Ivan for the heck of it. Then they had a snowball fight lasting for two hours, until they remembered they were supposed to go in the Ice Cavern.
"C'mon, Ganondorf!" Ivan called, as they hopped across the ice. "Here we are." They entered the cave.
It was quiet...until the loud music started and Ganondorf's eardrums nearly burst.
"AHH!" Ganondorf screamed and began running around like a moron.
"Stop!" Ivan insisted. "Did you bring a bottle?"
"Uhh..." Ganondorf searched his pockets. "GOT ONE!" It slipped out of his hands and shattered on the ground. "Uh oh..."
"Ganondorf, Ganondorf...Ganondorf," Ivan shook his head. "What am I going to do with you?"
"I have another bottle!"
"That's not the point. You're destroying materials that we could need for later on."
"I have two EXTRA bottles!" Ganondorf screamed.
"Fine," Ivan said. "Let's go."
"Blue fire, blue fire, blue fire," Ganondorf repeated over and over again to himself so that he wouldn't forget. "Blue fire, blue fire, SNOWBALL FIGHT!"
"What?" Ivan was immediately pummeled by about seven hundred snowballs before he could retaliate. "If it's a fight you want, IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET!" Ivan pulled out his machine gun.
"No, Ivan!" Ganondorf protested. "Only non-lethal weapons."
"But then I can't use anything I have!" Ivan complained.
"Deal with it," Ganondorf hurled a snowball right in his face.
"STOP!" Ivan shouted at the top of his lungs. "Did you forget why we were here?"
"Actually, yes."
"Dejavu," Ivan sighed. "We need to get blue fire and defrost that one fat Zora guy, and get the Iron Boots..and all that other fun stuff.
"Excellent!" Ganondorf shouted.
So they ran through the Ice Cavern, fighting enemies with the Master Sword, although it was very hard for puny Ganondorf to carry it. Whenever they saw blue fire, Ivan made sure to remind Ganondorf to catch it in a bottle. They finally reached a room with multiple blocks.
"AW I HATE THIS PUZZLE!" Ganondorf shouted.
"But we haven't even started it yet," Ivan pointed out.
"But I'm sure I'm going to hate it!"
Ivan rolled his eyes, and pushed all of the blocks to where they were supposed to go.
"Thanks Ivan," Ganondorf said gratefully, then the entered the next room. A Wolfos jumped out of the darkness and charged at Ganondorf, as the Gerudo screamed like a little girl.
"I'M GONNA DIE!" he yelled, but then felt a lump in his pocket. He reached in and pulled out...the Sorcerer's Stone.
"Ganondorf," Dumbledore said. "Thou who does not want the stone for personal gain shalt have thy stone."
"Whatever," Ganondorf chucked the Sorcerer's Stone at the Wolfos, and it fell to the ground, dead.
"You did it, Ganondorf!" Ivan cheered. "Without my help! That's probably the first and last time."
"Thanks, Ivan...HEY!"
They began jumping up and down like they were at the Cleveland Dog Pound.
While they werecheering, there suddenlywas a huge puff of smoke, and it cleared to reveal...
End Chapter Nine
Haha! Cliffhanger! Review, please. And a Harry Potter reference..hehe.
