Chapter 4- Look Who Came Back From the Dead?
He woke up, hearing birds chirp and the children play on the street.
"Shut up, you filthy peace-filled humans!" he cried, angrily.
He was grumpy this morning. He went to his refrigerator and tried to open it.
"... Curse this body figure. I don't have hands..."
So he went to sit down on his couch, and started watching the TV that has been turned on since the day he moved in. "Man... I want my job back. Why did HE have to kill me and these scientists have to rebuild me? This sucks."
He started taking a walk on the sidewalk until he found a few posters. He read each of them.
"Join the Allied Nations and you'll get what you want... pshh, I ain't joining a nation that I hate!"
He sat down. "Aw, who am I kidding? No one likes me, what can I do that must be... ge-au-ood? I never want to say that word..."
Soon, he noticed another poster. He read, "A new country rises, Violet Nebula. Join and start your bounty hunting today... woah! Be a bounty hunter! I like that! I must join this nation!"
It took him a boat trip and two plane trips to get there, since the Allied Nations and Violet Nebula hasn't settled their differences yet. Now he found himself having a conversation with Cade, leader of Violet Nebula.
"Okay... what abilities do you consist?" he talked as if he's trying to sound like a girl.
W-who is this... guy? he thought. He answered, "I can... umm... make my troops go through terrain easily."
Cade reached out of the desk. "Oh, aren't you just a cutest? You look like one of those evil robots!"
"Okay..." he said, feeling as if Cade has been on crack.
"I was wondering..." Cade turned away, "What powers can you do?"
He answered slowly, "I can... summon meteors?"
Cade took that answer as a surprise, as he looked straight at him, with a wicked, although cute, smile.
"Oooh, a meteor guy, eh?" He started going closer to him.
Okay, he's really freaking me out... he thought.
"What is your name anyway?" Cade asked.
"Sturm." he answered, quietly.
"Speak louder," he couldn't hear him.
"I said Sturm." he answered again, quietly.
"Aw, come on!" Cade started putting his arms around him. "Speak louder."
"I said Sturm." he said.
"Louder-"
"STURM! How many times do I have to repeat myself!" he got up and slipped through Cade's arms. "And don't you dare hug me again! It's annoying!"
Cade started trying to act cute around Sturm. "I think someone is shy," he said and began cuddling him. "You don't have to be shy."
Sturm got really angry. "I'm not shy! And I think you're annoying!"
Cade stopped and looked away. "Fine... I guess you don't want the job-"
Sturm interrupted, "But I want the job!"
Cade then turned to Sturm. "Okay, but I only have one question."
Sturm nodded.
"Do you think the other guys will say..." he waved his hair and made a girly stance, "... I'm pretty cute?"
Sturm... pretty much twitched his eyes and made cursing insults in his mind. Even if he wants to kill Cade, he still needs the job, so he tried answering. "Umm... you look... yeah... pretty... in fact... uhh... you're cute... really cute. Yeah, cute..."
"Ooooh..." he went up close to Sturm, who is now sweating and twiching. "I think you're cute, too! Welcome to Violet Nebula!" he said, happily.
Sturm got happy. "Yeah! Oh, yeah! I joined the mercenaries, oh yeah! No test, no requirements! This job is gonna be awesome!"
His happiness didn't last very long, though. "See in bed, Sturmy-poo!"
As he heard those words, he froze. He froze, twitching his eye...
To be continued... with randomness!
"Play with me, Sturmy!"
"Shut your mouth, filthy gay-minded human."
"... MEANY!"
