EF9: Hello! I can't believe no one reviewed!
DEF666: I can, you're a pathetic excuse for a writer.
EF9: Hey! I resent that! What about another day!
DEF666: Ugh, one good submission a writer, does not make.
EF9: Oi, pardon DarkEvilFuzzy666 he truly is a lousy muse. Meh, anyway, to present the disclaimer is Aburame Shino! applause
Shino:…
EF9: And there you have it! On with the show
Shino:…
DEF666: I hate all of you.
666
After establishing that they were now cadet ninjas, team 13 have decided to return to there respective homes which had inexplicably gotten transported there. Upon returning home Zim got tackled by a pile of ramen cups.
" HI THERE," eagerly shouted the pile.
" Greetings GIR, I assume you retrieved the scrolls," Zim said to the pile.
" YUP!" replied the pile as it exploded away to reveal a pitifully misshapen 'dog' holding an orange book in it's arms, which it then dutifully deposited on the floor in front of it's master.
"Hmmm, interesting," said Zim as he opened the book to see a faded message on the inside of the cover. The only words he could make out were 'student', 'present', 'insperation', and something about bullets and spirals. It was signed with a disturbingly happy frog on the bottom.
"Meh," and he tossed it aside… where it was caught by a pale individual with lavender eyes and violet hair, who then turned beet red upon glancing at the cover.
"Meep!" went one Hyuuga Hinata.
"Huh," went Kurenai as she read the title 'Icha Icha Paradise: Of Hungry Foxes, Cherry Trees, And Pools Of Lavender'. "Oi," she went, as she sweat dropped at the cheesy title.
"Hey, what's with the green dog?" asked Kiba.
"Arf,"
"Hai, Akamaru, it does smell like Naruto. Hmm... weird."
'Naruto, huh? He must be the one who GIR got that odd book from,' thought Zim. Who was unaware of a certain bug user look him up and down witha slight blush on his concealed face.
' Wow he's cute,' Shino thought. (A/N: No this is not yaoi, I just thought it would be funny since Zim kinda looks like abug, yeah.)
"I WANNA WATCH THE MONKEY," GIR shouted, staring at Kiba.
'Amazing' thought Kurenai, ' that dog is dumber than Kiba.' She then looked over to see Akamaru sniffing himself((1)) and Kiba doing likewise, 'then again, maybe not' as she sweat dropped.
THUD " W-wh-who's a-at th-the d-d-d-door?" asked a shaken Hinata. The door swung open to reveal...
EF9: HA! A cliff hanger... I'm so evil. Well please review I need to know what you people think. Tell me if you think if Ishould continue this fic and hope I can salvage what could be a good idea. Or if I should let it go to join the other lost ideas in the grave yard of my mind. And yes, I know my first chapter stunk, which is why I'm going to put this on hiatus until I have enough reviews to know what the public wants.
TTFN!
