Fairy Kyuubi: Well, this is a crossover?
EF9:Hai
Fairy Kyuubi: And I am just a muse? I can't be subjected to cruel gimmicks?
EF9: Pretty much.
Fairy Kyuubi: Fair enough. EF9 doesn't own me, Naruto, or Invader Zim.
EF9: Right, all credit for Fairy Kyuubi Goes to LackOfName.
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As Dib and Gaz got to their house, a small explosion, followed by a loud cry of "DYNAMIC ENTRY TIMES FOUR!"
There in the clearing smoke stood four figures, who, by Dib's reckoning, were a blind girl ((1)), a Star Wars fanatic ((2)), and two … things.
As Dib was staring and Gaz was… being Gaz, yeah, Thing1 spoke.
"Greetings, new shinobi of the leaf. By how cool you and hip you are acting I can see that you are exemplary examples of the fiery spirit of the springtime of youth!"
"Gai-sensei you are so youthful and hip!
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"Shut. Up." Said Gaz in an eerily low voice. And Dib was shaking in his Mysterious Mysteries brand boots.( Gulp I think we should leave them there for a couple hours.
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Naruto: So… we are supposed to occupy the readers with some kind of spur of the moment sketch?
Chouji: Yup. That's what the boss said.
Ino: Shika, dear((3)), how do you think I look in this dress.
Shikamaru: Troublesome woman.
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! You look hot! Would you like me to fan you?
Sasuke: You want to fan an Uchiha((4))?
Itachi: Hahaha. Foolish nii-san.
Kisame: Yeah what Itachi said.
Sasori: Hey, Deidara, want some shark-fin soup?
Deidara: No, yeah. Hey! points at Naruto Who is the hottie?
Zetsu: Eye twitches
Tobi: OBITOBITOBITO! Tobi is a big fan of Itachi((5))!
Itachi: You're in.
AL: Itachi you weasel((6))! Nobody joins without my permission!
Everyone:sweatdrop
Kakashi: Yo.
Sakura and Naruto: YOU'RE LATE, THE SKETCH IS ALREADY OVER!
Fairy Kyuubi: Review or I'll gouge your eyes out with Mr. Sporky.
EF9: Okay. sweatdrop and laugh nervously while backing away slowly
((1)) Neji's byakugan makes him look blind and the long silky hair is girly.
((2)) The buns make her look like Leiah (sp?)
((3)) Shika means deer, it's a pun.
((4)) Uchiha means fan, once again it's a pun.
((5)) Many believe that Tobi is Uchiha Obito, now look at 4.
((6)) Itachi means weasel, yet another translation pun!
