Nibi(Two Tailed Cat if you don't know): Why am I here?

DEF666: Oh, I'm so sorry. You shouldn't expect everything to be as accommodating as the Akastuki demon extraction chamber. (Note the sarcasm.)

Kyuubi: Hey, cutie. How's about you and me go out on the town, baby?

DEF666: Sorry, I don't swing that way. Nothing personal.

Kyuubi: I was talking to the lady da-

EF9: (dropping from ceiling) Can it, light bulb butt.

Nibi: Where were you?

EF9: Is that the kind of greeting I get? After going through seven levels of Hades to get the plot for this chapter?

Shukaku: (Appearing out of thick air because he says 'thin air' is soo clichéd Thank Sir Chris for that line) What are you talking about? You just built off of a suggestion in a review from some guy. (GOMEN NASAI! I can't remember your name! Bad me! Bad!)

EF9: (Doing an adorable chibi-pout) Just shut up and say the disclaimer.

Shukaku: EvilFuzzy9 does not own 'Invader Zim', 'Naruto', or Fairy Kyuubi.

EF9: (Going all 'anime-depression') Great, now I'm depressed. Excuse while I curl up and die.

DEF666: OOH! Can I join you?

Kyuubi: (Grabbing me by the collar) Oh no you don't. You need to stay here and type the story.

EF9: Aww… you take the fun out of everything.

(With team 8 at Zim's house.)

When Kiba, Shino, Hinata, and Kurenai turned to the door they saw a green blur shoot out the door; knocking over team 10.

"Yo." Greeted Asuma.

DOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOO

Zim collided with a certain flustered fox-boy, (three guesses who and the first two don't count) causing him to drop a letter smelling heavily of cheap cologne.

"Naruto, hand over the note so that I can finish delivering it for my 'friend'," Sasuke threatened, in the cold, rarely emotional tone he always uses, because as the Uchiha prodigy he had to keep his cool. No not even this was worth raising his voice more than a decibel higher.

"Not on your life lover-boy," Naruto said emphasizing these two words like they were the secret of the universe, and to the general public they would be treated as such. For the village's problem-child, Naruto Uzumaki, who bore the unspoken burden((1)) like it was nothing (which to him it probably was, this idea of course only scared all those old enough to remember IT((2)), even more.), was inferring that Sasuke, THE Sasuke Uchiha, the villages prize duck-butt-head, actually feelings about another human other than hatred or extreme dislike!

Zim, of course, was getting annoyed at there immature behavior, so he did the only rational thing. He smacked them upside the head and told them to shut up or else he would disembowel them and crushing all of their fingers and toes with thumbscrews. Well okay, rational to him.

Sakura who had been watching this exchange of particularly volatile threats and insults; sweat-dropped, anime-fainted, developed an uncontrollable twitch and tic in her left eye, turned green, and fainted for real, in that order.

"Wow, I haven't seen Sasuke that scared since I tricked Naruto into thinking that Sasuke was hiding a coupon for a life-time supply of miso ramen in his kunai pouch."

"Wait that was you!" Sakura pointed an accusing finger at their ever-late sensei. "Sasuke had to go to therapy for months after that!"

"Actually, he's still going." Pointed out the masked scarecrow curving his visible eye upwards like he found it funny, which he probably did.

Sasuke, meanwhile, rolled himself into fetal position in a corner, complete with rocking back and forth, and alternately sucking his thumb and chanting 'The crazy can't get me, the crazy can't get me' etc.

As this was happening, a blue haired Konoha kunoichi and everyone's favorite, seemingly androgenous, AWOL iwa-nin were watching (With heart-eyes, nose-bleeds, drool hanging from their mouths, and a pink background with sparkles a sakura petals.) Naruto. Who was now on the side chatting animatedly about various bloodline-limits of the leaf village with Zim and GIR, who was in tape-recorder mode.

'Now let us check up on the membranes.' Gaz was once again playing her game-slave, Dib was doing as Sasuke, and was sitting in the corner, looking thoroughly traumatized, Thing1 and Thing2 were on the ground, in a mangled smoking heap, and Neji and Tenten were having a conversation. Or more accurately Tenten was energetically and enthusiastically, narrating and reenacting her most recent spar with Lee (during the process of which she accidentally spilt a glass of water, Grovel you perverts, grovel but she just ignored it , not even noticing Neji activate his byakugan half-way through.)

Speaking of Neji, he was standing there, with bits of toilet paper up his nose and much more than little drool running down his chin. He even asked Tenten to turn a bit.((3))

After a bit more of this idiocy, professor Membrane walked through the door, and kicked them out of his house.

EF9: Well, there's another chapter for ya.

Nibi: Review…

Shukaku: Or…

DEF666: Else!

Fairy Kyuubi: For those who do review… COOKIES! And blackmail photos/ fan-girl collectibles of Sasuke from Ocarina of Konoha by LackOfName read to learn more, yeah!