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Summary: This is Naruto's definition of catchra, otherwise known as chakra. This is mostly just Naruto rambling on and on and on.

Catchra. Yea, catchra, that's what it's called. Catchra! It's the thing that ninja use, right? Yea, yea. They use catchra to do stuff…like….like ninja use hand signs to….uh….do stuff. Like ninjas! They can….um….shoot fire ball thingies and water stuff by using their catchra. Like I can use MY catchra to make shadow clones, A LOT of shadow clones.

My shadow clones are cool and they can hit people. I can also use my catchra to change into a beautiful lady. I call that my SEXY JUTSU! Hey! Did I ever tell you how I got the 4th HOKAGE with my Sexy jutsu? I mean it was HILARIOUS! You should have seen the Hokage! He was falling off his chair! HA HA! That was the best! But do you know what's gonna be EVEN better! When I become Hokage of course! Then, everyone will respect me and I'll be know across the WHOLE land! Yea, definitely. You'll know me too! I'll be the GREATEST ninja EVER! Even better than that loser Sasuke, because I am Naruto Uzumaki, the greatest ninja ever! Anyways, what was I saying before about catchra?Oh yea, ninja use them. I think once Konohamaru said it was called chaka or…was it charka? Anyways, who cares! Only SUPER COOL ninja like me call chara, catchra. But still, I wonder why it's called catchra. Hmm...it's like named after a cat of something. Wait! Wait! I know! I know why it's called catchra! Because, because, cats land on their feet and can do stuff. They can leap from tree to tree and I bet they can shoot fireball thingies, too! I bet cats use catchra! Or maybe...catchra COMES from cats! Yea! That must be it! I bet the more I'm around cats, the more catchra I'll have. Hehehehe… Next time Sasuke sees me, I'll have TONS of catchra! Well, catch ra later! Haha! Get it? Do you get the joke! Wow…I'm SO funny! Hmm… wait a sec, maybe catchra's about catching stuff…

Well, this was weird….. --;; …… Sorry about the bad joke.