One Mission
Chapter One: Enter the Two Annoying Girls
The Inu-tachi were having a pretty boring day. It was like all their other days- chase Naraku, Inuyasha gets sat, be attacked, Inuyasha gets sat, kill demon, Inuyasha gets sat, eat, Inuyasha gets sat, Shippo whines, Inuyasha gets sat, oh, and Inuyasha gets sat. They were turning a bend on a particularly boring path, during which time Shippo pointed out, "I think I've seen that tree before!" About fifteen times, until Inuyasha snapped and attempted a homicide. After being sat once again, they continued to round the bend. And guess what happens?
A) A huge demon pops out of nowhere and Inuyasha will fight it for no reason whatsoever and of course he will win since he is our hero, whoop-de-freakin-doo.
B) Miroku will touch Sango's butt again, and will be in for a world of pain.
C) They gang runs into an invisible wall, because, gasp, it's the end of the manga.
Well if you chose A, you are totally and absolutely wrong! And you dopey idiots who chose C should know that I am in America, since this is in English, and we have no mangas! So that leaves option B. And that is exactly what happened, so I don't think I need to repeat myself.
Now, continueing on with our heroes-one of which is now sporting a red hand mark-upon their perilous journey, they hear a noise. Well, actually, by 'they' I mean Inuyasha.
"Did you hear that?" Inuyasha inquired, which was a bit unneccesary seeing as the others were either human, mute, or had ADD.
"No, what?" Kagome asked, grinning. Those smiles creep me out, the others thought unanimously.
"It's coming from that direction!" Shippo said, resisting his urge to chase after something shiny.
"Let's go!" Inuyasha said, in the lead. As the group made their way around another corner in the twisting path (what is it with me a corner's?) they saw two figures. One was a teenage girl with long golden hair that reached her waist, while the other was, as well, a teenage girl with long hair, except hers was black and reached past her knees. So Goldy-locks and Snow White were just sitting there, blocking the group's path. Now normal people would just walk by each other, perhaps exchanging a few remarks or a nod of recognition. But no, Inuyasha just had to do things the hard way...
"Who are you!" Inuyasha demanded of the girl with blonde hair, who sat in a tree not far away. Upon coming closer he realized she was some kind of feline youkai, and her scent told him she was a lioness. Her green eyes flickered briefly with lazy amusement before she jumped lightly out of the tree. Her tawny cat ears swiveled forward, and her tail swayed behind her. She wore a sleeveless white top that exposed several inches of stomach, a white pleated mini-skirt similar to Kagome's, a dark red sash tied into a large bow on her hip, and red ribbons laced up her legs, with two daggers secured on her upper thighs.
"It's none of your business who we are!" The dark-haired demon answered with narrowed blue eyes. She was a wolf demoness, with pointed ears and sharp canines. She wore a dark blue strapless top, a dark brown fur mini-skirt, a light green sash, and high fur boots.
"Don't worry, Whitney, I don't think they're here to cause trouble." The lion youkai calmed her friend.
"I don't trust dogs." The wolf spat, a bitter note rising on the word 'dogs'.
"I am Harley, and this is Whitney, in case you're too slow to figure it out." Harley insulted them as if it was a part of common language.
"I sense Shikon Jewel shards with them!" Kagome whispered to Inuyasha, who growled.
"Hand us your jewels fragments, and we'll let you live!" He barked.
"Not a chance!" Whitney replied, folding her arms over her chest.
"If you want them, you'll have to take them." Harley snarled through gritted teeth. Inuyasha unsheathed Tetsaiga, with a mighty roar. Okay, the roar wasn't that mighty, it was more like a chihuaha's bark-shrill, and painful.
"Windtunnel!" Miroku yelled in a surprisingly deep voice before taking off his prayer beads.
"Don't you baka! They have jewel shards!" Inuyasha grumbled, making Miroku sweatdrop before replacing the beads. Sango just shook her head.
"You know you don't have to shout 'windtunnel' everytime you release it, right?" She said nervously.
"But the ladies like it." Miroku stated. We interrupt this chapter to bring you a special math lesson. What does one perverted monk + one angry demon slayer ?
SLAP.
"Hentai!" Sango growled, walking away from the now lifeless form of Miroku.
"Where are the shards, Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Er, well, they're..." Kagome whispered in Inuyasha's ear, causing him to sweatdrop.
"Ah, come on!" He yelled in defeat. "Don't tell me I have to touch them there?" He said in despair.
"Sorry, Inuyasha, but that's where they put em..." Kagome answered.
"But I don't wanna touch those nasty feet!" Inuyasha complained. Yeah, I know what your sick mind was thinking you hentai!
"Enough chatting! We're not giving you our shards, but we'll make a deal with you." Harley compromised.
"We will?" Whitney said in disbelief.
"If you guys help us track down Naraku, we'll hand them over after he's defeated." Harley bargained.
"What do you have against Naraku?" Kagome asked curiously.
"We hate hearing him 'kukukukukukukukuku' every freakin' day! It's annoying!" Whitney answered.
"Fine...but only cause we could use the help..." Inuyasha agreed suspiciously. And so the story begins, and the strange, strange things that these eight travelers will encounter and battle is yet to be seen...or read, if you wanna be technical about it.
...To Be Continued...
