One Mission
Chapter Two: The Aristocratic Demon Lord and the Magical Vegetables...
Now, with two additions to the small band of companions, what shall ensue? Chaos of course! Though the group still didn't trust these two mysterious youkai, they had come to decipher the female's personalities quite well. Whitney was a bit more outspoken then the quiet lioness, and easily angered. Can we say anger management much? looks over and sees Whitney with baseball bat Just kidding Whitney! whispers Not really, I meant every word! Anyways...back to the story. Harley was a bit more reserved, even shy, but kept each of them under her keen gaze. The new wolf and lion demonesses walked a bit seperated from the group of strangers, still untrusting and alert.
"So, um, how are you two friends? I thought that demons usually hung out with their own kind?" Kagome asked nervously, breaking the tense silence.
"A strange observation from a miko who travels with a demon slayer, kitsune, half inu-youkai, monk, and neko youkai..." Harley said with a laugh.
"It's none of your business! Besides, just cause we're demons doesn't mean we're all the same!" Whitney glared at the priestess, who cringed. A malicious glint appeared in the wolf's eyes, and she snuck up behind Kagome. "BOO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kagome shrieked, curling up on the grass, and successfully startled the entire group.
"What the &$#!" sorry, parental control dial on Inuyasha yelled, jumping in front of Kagome with Tetsaiga unsheathed. Meanwhile, Whitney was on the ground as well. Rolling in laughter.
"That wasn't funny!" Kagome whimpered, clutching onto Inuyasha. Harley felt a quick pang of jealousy, for some reason unknown to her.
"Sorry...gasps It's just...pants...you are so...laughs...pathetic!" Whitney said, still unable to control herself. Harley walked over to her with an amused smile at both her friend's behavior and Kagome's embarassment. What is more fun than making a whimpy girl cry?
"You know, Whit's got a point," Harley remarked with a smirk as she helped up the wolf youkai. Kagome flushed in anger and humiliation.
"I was just startled!" The schoolgirl lied with a 'hmph!'
"No, I can tell, you're the damsel-in-distress type. I hate those kind of people! They're so...weak." Whitney said, enjoying shaming the girl from the future.
"I'm not weak!" Kagome said, tears in her eyes.
Harley looked her up and down, making the miko shrink under her gaze. "You look pretty weak to me."
"I should purify you right now!" Kagome said angrily, grabbing an arrow and fitting it to her bow.
"You wouldn't dare," Whitney said, not looking threatened in the least.
"I would too!" Kagome shouted.
"You baka, you're lucky we haven't killed you yet, just so your pathetic whining would stop!" Harley remarked. Kagome let the arrow loose in her direction, but to the Inutachi's shock, she didn't even flinch. When the arrow was a nano-second from hitting it's target, she wrapped her middle and pointer finger around the head, making it stop dead. Flicking it to the side, the lion youkai took on an annoyed contenance.
"Don't challenge us, weak human girl. You don't stand a chance. Oh, and you might want to learn how to manage your temper better, it can get you in trouble." Harley said threateningly.
"Go Har!" Whitney rooted at the comeback. Before anyone could remark on the fight, a loud explosion was heard nearby.
"I smell dog-demon," Whitney mentioned. Then the Inu gang saw someone they really didn't want to deal with right now. Wow, can you guess who it is? Here are the clues: dog demon, evil, fluffy. No, you morons, it is NOT the monster from Harry Potter. Leaving only one option...
"Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha said through gritted teeth.
"This Sesshomaru will not acknowledge your prescence." Sesshomaru said flatly.
"Um, you kinda just did, by like, talking to him..." Kagome reminded.
"No duh, genius!" Harley snapped.
"Eww, what's that slimy green thing next to him?" Whitney inquired pointing to the ugly, stumpy figure.
"That's Jaken," Sango informed her. A tiny kaboom! was heard, and Jaken stood there no more. What happened to him? I killed him. Why? Cause, his character is pointless and annoying. Don't tell me you aren't happy.
"What do you want with us, Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha growled.
"This Sesshomaru's business is none of your concern." Sesshomaru said without emotion.
Inuyasha smirked. He had a brilliant idea. Imagine squeaky guy from Kim Possible Shocking, isn't it?
"Well, this Inuyasha thinks it is his business!" Inuyasha said, earning weird looks from anyone with a brain...so that excluded Shippo, Kagome and Ah-Un.
"Are you mocking this Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru asked.
"This Inuyasha is not mocking that Sesshomaru." Inuyasha replied.
"You are mocking this Sesshomaru!" He said angrily.
"This Inuyasha has no idea what you are talking about." Inuyasha stated innocently.
"LALALALALALALA! I can't hear you!" Sesshomaru screamed, sticking his fingers in his ears and squeezing his eyes shut. Que more weird looks.
"Uh..." Inuyasha said, creeped out.
Sesshomaru smiled, just as lightning flashed and an old record started playing.
"I was just messin' around," Sesshomaru smiled.
"Oh, no problem...wait, what is that?" Inuyasha said, pointing at the incriminating evidence.
"What?" Sesshomaru asked.
"In your teeth...it looks like...spinach?" Miroku added, cringing at the disgusting shame to vegetables.
"Huh...?" Sesshomaru said, picking the rather large piece of spinach from between his canines.
"Finally, I am free! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I shall reap my vengeance for being stuck in your mouth for three weeks!" The piece of spinach spoke.
"The spinach can talk?" Sango remarked in confusion.
"I'm more disturbed by the fact that Sesshomaru hasn't brushed his teeth in three weeks..." Inuyasha added.
"I will kill you all!" The (rather large) piece of spinach yelled. Sesshomaru looked at it with a bored expression before flicking it off into the sunset.
"Curse youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" The spinach yelled as it flew off, off, into the wild blue yonder...
...To Be Continued...
A/N: I hope you enjoyed that chap! If you did, review!
