One Mission

Chapter Three: Mysterious Murders and the Albino Monk With A Gun

"Inuyasha, can we rest, my feetsies hurt!" Kagome complained...again. I mean, really, how annoying can you get?

"How annoying can you get!" Whitney voiced my thoughts. Kagome glared at her before grumbling something about ugly wolves. Of course, Whitney, with her superior youkai hearing, heard every word.

"Why you little!" She jumped on the poor miko, who was luckily for her, pulled back in the nick of time. Sesshomaru looked at the wolf demoness with mild amusement. Sesshomaru, Rin, and Ah-Un had also joined the Inu cult. Wait, did I say cult? looks around nervously I meant group-yeah that's it. Anyways, this cult-er, group, was growing steadily larger. Then it happened.

"Ahhhh!" A screaming was heard from a nearby cliff. The group made it just in time to see Shippo falling over the edge. Not like he was pushed or anything. Not like I was the one who pushed him. Because I didn't...

"Shippo!" Kagome ran slow-motion over to the edge of the overhanging rock.

"Kagomeeeee!" Shippo screamed as he fell, his tears glistening in the sun and a look of terror on his little face. I bet you all just went 'poor Shippo', you suckers.

"Finally, that little brat was a pest!" Harley sighed happily.

"Yeah, but who killed him? And that little salamander thing? What if we're next?" Sango said in worry. All of a sudden, Will Ferrel, from Boy Meets World, popped up out of nowhere. Why? Cause I said so!

"Dun dun dun!" Will Ferrel said.

"Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha growled.

"Feenay!" Will yelled as an old British man ran past the group.

"Feeny-Feeny-Feenay!" Will gave chase to the poor European.

"What was that all about?" Kagome asked.

"How odd..." Miroku said, picking this time to grope Sango. And down, down, down he went...shouts of "Hentai!" and then he lost consciousness...

"Let's keep going guys," Sesshomaru sighed. So our little Inutachi continued on their way. They were three-fourths of the way to their intended campsite, when two gunshots pierced the air.

"What was that!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"Ah! look! Ah-Un is dead!" Kagome shrieked. And so the mysterious murders continue...

"Who is doing this, Sesshomaru-sama?" Rin asked in a small voice.

"I am!" All of a sudden, an albino monk with a gun jumped out of the shrubbery.

"Oh my gosh! It's an albino monk with a gun!" Kagome screamed.

"Yes! Haha! I will kill all the unimportant characters in this story!" The albino monk with a gun shouted, before killing Rin and Kagome.

"Wait, isn't Kagome an important character?" Miroku asked. The albino monk with a gun glared at the unholy monk with a staff.

"My mistress wishes for her to die." The albino monk with a gun answered.

"Who is your master?" Inuyasha growled, while Harley smiled secretly.

"My master does not wish to reveal her identity," The albino monk with a gun retorted. "Until next time!" Then the albino monk, and his gun, disappeared in a whirl of magical smoke that would make Harry Potter's head spin.

"I wonder who employed that freak!" Sango thought out loud.

"Uh, no one I know!" Harley said nervously. But before anyone could ask her why she was sweating or why her eyes were flitting around guiltily, a demonic aura was sensed.

"Bow down before the great sheep youkai, Bah-ba!" A large orange sheep came down from the treetops.

"I didn't know lambs could climb trees." Miroku confessed.

"I am no lamb, you foolish priest! And with my companion, Brok-oh-Lee, we are unstoppable!" The tangerine colored sheep laughed.

"Broccoli?" Sango asked, confused. Just then, a small piece of broccoli jumped out of the youkai's ear.

"Fear me! I am the little brother of Spinach, who you flicked into the sun, where he shriveled up! I will get revenge! REVENGGGGEEE!" Then, with no more than that totally obvious battle cry for warning, Brok-oh-Lee attacked.

Of course, ten seconds later, he was dead. Seriously, how much of a fight do you expect from veggies? But, the youkai seemed to be a larger problem. Literally.

"Haha, I fooled you all! I am not really Bah-ba, I am…" The orange sheep ripped off his costume to reveal…

"Michael Jackson!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Yes, oh oh, it is me, in all my glittery-pants glory!" Michael Jackson sung.

"Run away!" Whitney screamed, and that is just what they did. Of course, the boys were more afraid than the girls, so they had left when he first started singing. And, the Inutachi continued running, until they came to a village, about 23 miles away. There they saw…

…………………….To Be Continued………………………………...

Okay everyone, this is dedicated to Whitney, my bff! Also known as inusgirl17. Read her story, Past Live and Memories, or else Michael Jackson will get you! Review!