Stella: ''Blitzo, you will now be judged by Lucifer and the 7 overlords of Hell.''
Stella: ''This is for slutting with my husband.''
Blitzo: ''What's going to happen with him?''
Stella: ''Oh, don't worry, I'll make him sure he'll be dealt with. Later.''
Stella and the immediate murder professionals continued to walk through the large hallway of Lucifer's palace. Two goetia guards stood with Stella while Striker and his team of bounty hunters stood with Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona. The imps and their hellhound wore silver chains which restrained them from escaping. Loona wore a leash around her neck, which was being pulled by Green Goblin. ''Keep it moving, hairball.'' Norman Osborn said.
On the right side of them were tall mosaic windows that shined with the overall glow of the Pride Ring's sky. On the left, were portraits. Moxxie stopped in his tracks, looking up at one of them.
Millie stood next to her husband. ''Who's that?''
''That's Charlie Magne, princess of Hell and heir to the throne.'' Moxxie said. ''I think I saw one of her advertisements before.''
''Advertisements?" Millie said.
'Yeah, she opened this place called the Hazbin Hotel. It's supposed to be for redemption. It's such a stupid, ludicrous idea.'' Moxxie said.
''Hey, keep that tiny ass movin'.'' Eriks Stevens said. He then pushed Moxxie forward with the rear-end of a blessed spear.
''Hey, don't you fuckin' touch my husband!'' Millie yelled. Striker then walked by, shoving Millie to the floor. He cackled.
'I'd advise you know your place, little one.'' He spoke.
Anger boiled in her as they continued to walk pass.
''Come on Millie, we have to keep going.'' Blitz stood before Millie.
''We don't want to disappoint the royalties.'' He said sarcastically.
''Oh, poor Blitzo!'' Fizzaroli said.
''Oh shit. I know that voice,'' Blitzo said.
The sound of Fizzaroli's cackle sounded across the hallway as everyone looked up. ''What do you want this time, Fizz?'' Blitzo said. ''Because I'm not in the fuckin' mood right now!''
''Aww Blitzo, I thought we were friends.'' Fizzaroli said from up above.
''Not any- not anymore...'' Blitzo said. Fizzaroli then came down from one of the dangling, golden chandeliers up above. He landed before the immediate murder professionals.
'Well, well, I never thought I'd see the entire gang here.'' He said. ''I have to say Blitz, you really done fucked up this time.''
Fizzaroli cackled again.
''oh, shut up you noodle-limbed asshole!'' Blitzo said.
''Or what?'' Fizzaroli said. ''Behind those doors are Lucifer Magne and the 7 overlords of Hell.''
''A group of low-life, filthy imps can't even measure to what they have accomplished.'' Fizzaroli said. ''Face it, Blitz. You're just one big pile of shit among the other turds.''
A snarled expression was left on Blitz. He suddenly charged forward at Fizzaroli and the stick of the blessed spear struck him by the legs. He tripped and hit the floor. Killmonger swiftly wielded the weapon, pointing its tipped blade at Blitzo's neck as he lay on the floor. ''Try that fuckin shit again, I dare you.'' Stella approached the entrance where two goetia guards stood. She signaled them to open the doors.
''Who the fuck are you?'' Blitz said.
'The name's Killmonger...'' Eriks Stevens said.
(Inside Lucifer's room...)
Stella led the group into Lucifer Magne's room. At the distance, were 7 overlords of Hell seated in their separate thrones. In the middle of these overlords, is Lucifer, the main ruler and king of the Pride Ring. ''Your highness, we have arrived.'' Paimon spoke, kneeling down.
After taking a sip from his wine glass, he placed it on a silver plate that his imp butler held up for him. ''So, these are the filthy commoners that have lost your grimoire?'' Lucifer Magne said.
''Unfortunately, your highness...'' Paimon answered.
Paimon then scowled at Blitzo.
He stepped back only for Stella to grab him by the arm. ''Lucifer, this is the filthy imp responsible for fucking my husband!''
The overlords gasped in unison.
''I knew that imp and goetia had a thing goin' on.'' Asmodeus said.
''My, what a surprise.'' Valentino said.
Lucifer Magne raised a hand, silencing the commotion that was in the room.
Stella then threw Blitzo forward. The overlords looked down on him. But not out of amusement, but out of disgust. Disgusted that the prince of the Ars Goetia could go so low as to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Blitzo nervously raised his head. Out of all the rejections, and out of all the broken hearts, Blitzo realized that this secret is now out to the open. For all to see and judge. It won't be soon until word about this gets spread across all seven rings of Hell. Everyone will know about what they have done.
For a moment, Lucifer Magne had a dumbfounded expression. It soon turned into a smile, then, laughter. ''Oh, are you serious? that hideous thing?''
''That had sex with your husband, are you serious?'' Lucifer Magne said. Lucifer Magne continued to laugh as he covered his face with one hand.
'Hey! I'm not fucking hideous!'' Blitzo said. ''As far as I know, Stolas loved getting his rocks off with me.''
The throned overlords shared glances.
Lucifer Magne calmed down, wiping the tears away. ''Oh, I had not such a good laugh in eons.''
''But I do have to say, it is rather distasteful.'' Lucifer Magne said. ''Disappointing too, Stolas could have really been something...more.''
''Oh, who fucking cares about what you think?'' Blitz said.
''Blitz, stop, what are you doing?'' Moxxie said, frightened.
''Oh, shut up Mox. Just shut up!'' Blitzo turned his head.
Moxxie backed off as Blitzo continued to go off on Lucifer.
''Listen here shithead, I don't think you understand the kind of bond me and Stolas have.'' Blitz said, walking up to Lucifer Magne. ''I'm an imp, He's goetia, so fucking what?''
''What matters is that...(shit)...what matters is that we love each other, okay?'' Blitzo said.
Then, tall goetia guards approached Blitzo with their weapons pointed at him.
Lucifer Magne, on the other hand, quickly stood up from his throne. ''Know your fucking place, imp!''
''You have no rightto speak to me that way.'' Lucifer Magne said.
Blitzo rolled his eyes.
''You're nothing more than an underling. The lowest that I have forged to serve us!'' Lucifer Magne said. ''Guards. Take away these cretons!''
''The decision has been made. the I.M.P shall be executed as punishment!'' Lucifer ordered.
Stella smiled and watched as the immediate murder professionals were surrounded by guards. Blitzo then turned his head to Lucifer Magne and snarled.
''Incoming!'' The voice of Cherri Bomb said.
Suddenly, through one of the mosaic windows of Lucifer's room, a sparking bomb smashed through the patterned glass. It landed onto the floor, rolling towards the overlords and exploding into sparkling smoke. The cloud overcame Paimon and Stella, blinding the goetia guards. Three figures quickly jumped through the broken window. ''Millie? Where are ya' little sister?'' Sallie May called out. Millie coughed, covering her mouth as she can't see what's in front of her. ''Sallie!'' Millie cried out.
She walked through the smoke, suddenly seeing a tall goetia guard charging forward with a battle-axe. Millie braced for impact as he raised the weapon, only for a bullet to strike through the side of his skull. As the smoke died down, Millie saw Angel Dust standing with a thermal-scoped sniper rifle. Sallie May rushed to her sister, tackling her with a hug. ''Oh Millie, thank Satan you're okay. I was getting worried sick.''
'Uh girls, now's not the time.'' Moxxie said nervously, pointing at Lucifer Magne.
More goetia guards showed up, surrounding the I.M.P.
Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb then stepped in, joining with Blitzo and his employees.
''If you threaten them, you'll have to go through us.'' Cherri Bomb said.
''So be it then.'' Lucifer Magne glared down. ''Guards. Slaughter them all!''
Before the guards could attack, Cherri bomb threw down another sparkling explosion.
Cherri Bomb, Angel Dust, and the I.M.P struggled through the cloud as they quickly made their way back through the opened doors.
Paimon used his powerful magic, waving a glowing hand to clear away the smoke from the explosion.
The guards look around dumbfounded.
''Don't just stand there, kill them!'' Paimon yelled.
The gang rushed through the large hallway, getting closer to the exit of King Lucifer's palace.
Killmonger, wearing his black and golden suit, came forward at Angel Dust with the blessed spear. He quickly threw the blessed weapon at the demon arachnid. It went to him, its tipped blade slicing away fur off his right shoulder. Angel Dust screamed in pain as it went down into the floorboards. Angel pointed the sniper rifle, firing a quick shot onto Killmonger's head. The bullet ricochets from his mask as he suddenly reveals his vibranium claws.
Killmonger leaped forward, tacking onto Angel Dust. They rolled onto the floor.
''Angie!'' Cherri Bomb said as she suddenly stopped in her tracks.
'''Just fucking go!'' Angel blurted out.
Killmonger quickly brought down his vibranium claws at the Porn star. Angel Dust used his four arms to hold them back.
Cherri Bomb then noticed the incoming goetia guards. ''You imps go. I will handle this.''
Blitzo, Sallie, and his employees nodded.
Pushing open the right door, the I.M.P rushed outside of Lucifer's palace.''Quick! To our van!'' Moxxie said.
They looked up above as they noticed a fleeting shadow from above them. The Green Goblin on his glider initiated a pumpkin bomb, throwing it down. The bomb rolled across to Blitzo's vehicle, exploding into green fire. Debris and shrapnel flew everywhere as the I.M.P quickly ducked down to cover. Blitzo slowly raised his head up to where his van was. It broke down, burning away from the leftover smoke.
''Today is the judgment day, Blitz.'' Striker pointed a blessed gun from behind him.
The doors to Lucifer's palace opened, revealing Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb who were restrained from the goetia guards.
''You thought it be wise to double cross the devil, huh?'' Striker said. ''Listen er' Blitz, I am going to give you one last chance.''
''Throw away these, vermin, and join my team of bounty hunters.'' Striker said. ''Just forget about em' Blitz.''
''These demons ain't your friends. They're just your employees.''
'They're replaceable. Always will be.''
Blitz then looked at Moxxie, Millie, and Loona. They were in disbelief.
''Soon or later they're just going to abandon you. Like everyone else...'' Striker said. ''You'd die alone...''
''But, it doesn't have to be that way...'' Striker said. ''You can be the strongest of your kind...''
''All it takes is me making a deal with Lucifer...''
''What do ya' say Blitz?''
Blitz looked down. ''Yes...'' He uttered.
Everyone's eyes widened.
'Yes. I'll- I'll join you.'' Blitzo said.
Striker then smiled. ''It's about damn time...''
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