One Mission
Chapter Four: Oh My Gosh, It's the Wizard of Oz!
...Myouga!
"Hello my peeps! What's crackilatin' baby?" Myouga asked. Except this was not the usual Myouga. He was wearing a purple wig, green outfit, and pointy shoes.
"Myouga? What the hell!" Inuyasha said.
"I am no longer Myouga, I am now, Munchkin Agent 007. Dudududu!" Myouga hopped up and down in his munchkn outfit, creating his own realistic, yet disturbing, sound effects.
"Munchkin Agent 007?" Sango asked, sincerely startled.
"I work for the great Wizard of home-Oz, ya heard me?" Myouga said gangsta style.
"Uh, no." Whitney answered in confusion.
"What the heck, is this flea on something?" Harley asked.
"Uh...hehe...what gave you that idea?" Myouga gulped. "Yeah...I gotta go, see yous later, home-skillet biscuit!" With that, the high flea hopped away.
"I wonder who this Wizard of Oz is?" Whitney asked. "Sounds like a druggy."
The rest of the group nodded in agreement before taking off in search of 'kukuku'-guy. Aka Naraku you bakas-except Whit. Haha, you moronic readers don't know what I'm talking about! Anyways...it wasn't long before the four demons of the group caught onto Naraku's scent. Unsurprisingly, he smelt like dog shit and rotten eggs. Bursting through the clearing, the gang came upon Naraku, dressed, as usual, in his baboon suit. What kind of freak-nasty wears baboon skin? And does he have a red booty? Why was someone in the group (Sesshomaru) hoping Naraku would, as Myouga would put it, 'shake that ass'? I dunno, oh yes, I do know, because I'm the author, so HA!
"Hello, gangsta's, how yo doin' my friends?" Naraku spoke in a creepy voice.
"Wait, don't tell me..." Harley started.
"That Naraku's the Wizard of Oz..." Whitney finished.
"That's Sir Wizzy to you!" Naraku demanded. "Ooh, the pretty colors! I loooooooooooove all the pretty colors..."
"What the bleep is up with him?" Inuyasha said with a freaked out look on his face.
"Okay, I admit it, I love you Harley!" Naraku proclaimed, running over to the lion youkai and hugging her until she was unable to breath. "I just wanna hug you, and squeeze you, and kiss you, and..." He was cut off by Harley.
"Whitney...help...me," Harley choked out. Whitney quickly answered the call for help, stomping a leg in Naraku's direction. A large crack erupted from the ground, knocking Naraku far, far away.
"Thanks," Harley gasped, quite disgusted by the darranged monkey's antics.
"No prob," Whit replied.
"Oooh, Naraku and Harley sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" Miroku teased.
"Hentai!" Sango yelled, knocking Miroku out with her boomerang.
Then, out of nowhere, the Cha Cha Slide started blaring. While Whitney did the funky chicken, Sesshomaru did his makeup, Harley got down with her bad self, Miroku grabbed Sango's butt, Sango yelled her customary war-cry, and Inuyasha tapped his foot to the music. And that is where we leave our heroes...allowing them to get jiggy.
...To Be Continued...
A/N: Oh, yeah, get down, oh yeah...ahem, excuse me. lol. I need some more reviews! If you don't review, I will get Whitney to attack you with her funky chicken moves. Or she get her ducks to attack...don't ask, you don't wanna know. Now review, or else I will stop writing! BWAHAHAHAHA!
