One Mission

Chapter Five: Die, bitch, DIE!

Okay, now that the Inu-tachi is done getting down with their bad selves, they have continued on their journey. Who should show up then but...the clay pot?

Inuyasha sniffed as the smell of dirty bones filled the air. Two soul-collectors twined creepily through the dense forests, soon followed by their mistress, Lady Kinky-hoe.

"Inuyasha, my love, come to hell with me!" Kinky-hoe demanded with a mournful look.

"Grrrrr," Harley growled. "Get away from him you dead bitch!"

"Harley's in love!" Whitney clasped her hands together with hearts in her eyes.

"Shut the hell up Whitney! Before I kill you like Kagome and the others!" Harley admitted.

"So it was you behind the murders!" Whitney gasped. (Dun dun dun) "Thanks! I hated that freak-nasty."

"Die, bitch, DIE!" Harley yelled, pulling out a machine gun (don't ask me how she/me/I got it, cause you don't wanna know) and fired fifteen rounds into Kinky-hoe.

Kinky-hoe looked down at the now huge see-through whole in her stomach. "You can't kill me that easily." She said boredly.

"AGH!" Whitney pulled out her katana, and continually stabbed Kinky-hoe. "Why (stab) won't (slice) you (cut) die!"

"Because...I'm not really Kinky-hoe...I'm..." Kinky-hoe said, pulling off her costume. "Elvis! And everyone knows the king can't die, baby."

"Elvis! I loooooooooove Elvis!" Miroku squealed. He then proceeded in chasing Elvis around in a circle.

"I'm the king!" Elvis yelled, sprinting away from the delusional Miroku.

"How odd..." Sango observed.

"So Kikyo has been Elvis this whole time?" Inuyasha said in confusion.

"I knew he wasn't dead!" Harley stated.

"Uh, shouldn't someone go save Elvis?" Whitney asked.

"Nah." They said simultaneously.

"Kay, now that we've gotten past that...who wants to order pizza?" Sango asked.

"I want cheese!" Harley perked up.

"With green olives!" Whitney added.

"And ramen!" Inuyasha said. Staring followed. "What? They put anything on pizza these days."

When the group's pizza arrived, they were suprised to see N'Sync were the pizza boys.

"N'Sync? What the hell? I thought you guys were singers, not pizza-deliverers." Harley asked.

"Well, we were, until everyone realized we were just washed up wanna-bes. Then we became Out of Sync." One of the blonde guys answered. I don't know their names, and frankly, I don't care.

"Ohh. But was it really necessary to have five guys deliver one pizza?" Whitney inquired.

"Don't judge us!" Another blonde guy cried, as the delivery band left.

"Okay, that was weird...time for pizza!" Inuyasha said, opening the box to reveal...

"Oh my gosh! It's an evil pizza!" Harley exclaimed. The pizza had olive eyes, a cheese nose, and a ramen mouth.

"HAHAHA! Now I will eat you!" The pizza yelled, flying out of it's box and attacking our heroes. What did they do? Fight like any other hero. Not. You morons, what would you do if a freakin pizza flew at you? Run around and scream of course. Kami.

"What do we do? How do we defeat such an evil enemy?" Inuyasha said, cowering behind the three girls, well four if you count Sesshomaru.

"Sesshomaru? Have you been here the whole time?" Sango asked.

"Of course this Sesshomaru has been here the entire time." Sesshomaru answered.

"Why haven't you talked?" Whitney questioned.

"This Sesshomaru had nothing important to say." He replied.

"Well, kill the pizza!" Harley yelled frantically.

"Fine." Sesshomaru stepped forward, and ate the entire pizza in one bite. "Now how hard was that?"

"Wow, who ever knew Sesshomaru had such a big mouth?" Harley stated.