One Mission

Chapter 6: Bobo the Monkey!

The inu-tachi cult...er...pack. Yeah that's it! Were traveling down another dirt road. They were just about to turn a corner. No more Corners! They were about to climb a tree! Don't ask me why! They wanted a banana. Bananas are good, don't you even say they're not, because your eating one right now, YOU FATSO!

Anyways, as they were about to climb the tree, a wolf demon appeared in front of them. And then something popped and a little poof of smoke. You know in the cartoons? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about! So don't judge me! Some guy in a blue robe, not Miroku he's still busy with Elvis in Iraq, where he is currently killing every person he sees. He joined the U.S. Army! The freak-a-deek in the blue dress walked up to the cult/group/gang/pack.

"Hello dearest friends of mine, it is I, Atoki Hojo, and my great little monkey friend, that I stole from that other guy who reminds the author of me, Bobo!" Atoki said. (Don't worry, it's the crack talking)

"Where is my Kagome doll! I lost it! Did you steal it Ninny-nasha?" Kouga asked Inuyasha in an annoyed tone. (Kouga stole Whit's name)

"Oh, that bitch is gone." Harley added half-heartedly.

"Yeah, that freak-nasty was gone by chapter 3!" Whitney cheered. Kouga looked crestfallen.

"Why didn't you protect her, Inu-trasha! That's my woman." Kouga exclaimed.

"Ya mean that WAS your woman...anyways, why should I care if she's dead? I only kept her around because she makes me ramen." Inuyasha yawned.

"YAY!" Harley said happily.

All of a sudden Sango started screaming. "There's a bug in my hair! AGH! Get it out! It's huge!"

"There's nothing in your hair, you transvestite!" Whitney said, lauging as Sango ran into a tree and knocked herself out.

"Well...the pack is slowly deminishing one by one...who will be next I wonder." Harley said tapping her chin.

"Oh my! You are very beautiful! Will you bear my children?" Atoki said desperatley to Harley.

"That's my line!" Miroku yelled, popping out of nowhere.

"Where did you come from? I thought you were in Iraq." Sesshomaru said, tilting his head and playing with his hair.

"I don't know why I'm here! I must get back to the front!" Miroku said, brandishing his gun. He ran off to the East. His purple robe glistening in the sun. He may never be seen again.

"Thank, Kami, the pervert's gone!" Inuyasha grumbled, as he started making theme music for his ears. "Chu chu chu...de de de...dududududu...nanananana...mememememememe!"

The inu-tachi, along with the girly Sesshomaru, the pissed off Kouga, and the love sick Atoki watched on in utter shock. "Er..." was their very intelligent response. Yes that one word sent a billion waves electricity into Inuyasha's body. "AGHHH! Harley I love you!"

"What?" Harley said, blushing and her tail curling.

"Awww...Isn't that cute! The ear playing phsycho is in love with you!" Whitney said clasping her hands and the hearts once again appearing in her eyes. "You're perfect!"

"Uh..." Atoki said. "You're supposed to bear MY children."

"I can fix that!" Whitney said. She reached for her sword and pulled out a very long...spatula! "I will flip you to your death!" She pushed the spatula under his feet and flipped him into oblivion. That was fun.

"You use a spatula?" Kouga asked. "That's incredible! Be my woman!"

"Well, you sure got over Kagome fast." Sesshomaru added in a bored tone.

Kouga glared at the inu youkai. "Who cares about being able to sense sacred jewel shards when you can use your sword to cook breakfast!" Sesshomaru shrugged, nodding in agreement.

"Yep! This is my Spatula of Death! And Harley has a Backscratcher of Doom!" Whitney exclaimed.

"Backscratcher of Doom? Can you scratch ears with that?" Inuyasha asked.

"Aren't we supposed to be searching for the kukuku guy?" Sesshomaru inquired, secretly anticipating Naraku shaking his ass.

"We can leave as soon as I get my lackeys-I mean friends." Kouga replied.

"WHAT? Who said you could come with us!" Inuyasha pouted. Kouga stuck his tongue out.

"I will not leave my woman in your care again." Kouga remarked bluntly.

"Who said I was your woman?" Whitney asked in bewilderment.

"Me, duh! Baaaaaaka." Kouga teased. Great one you big doofus, that's sure to make her fall for you.

"Y-you j-just c-called m-me a-a b-baka..." Whitney said shakily, tears in her eyes. "No one has ever called me that before! I love you, my hunka hunka burnin love!"

"Wait...that's not Whitney...that's ELVIS!" Harley screamed. She pulled off a zipper on the back of Whitney's neck, revealing the King.

"No...that's not Elvis! That's..." Inuyasha started, pulling another zipper on Elvis' neck. "Scooby-Doo!"

"No...that's not that adorable puppy with a speech imparement...that's..." Sesshomaru stated, pulling yet another zipper. "Yo mama!"

"No, it's just me in a bunch of different costumes! I can't get them off!" Whitney said, still in her mama costume.

"Why in the seven Hells did you dress up in these costumes?" Harley yelled at her friend, who was now struggling with the suits, and only managed to unveil a rubber ducky Whitney.

"AGHHH! I'm sweating to death! Help meeeeeeeee! I'm melting! meeeeeelllllltinnnng!" She screamed as she turned into a puddle of Whitney colored gloop. Harley sighed, walking towards the wolf youkai with a glass jar.

"We need to take her to the nearest village and have a priestess put her back together." Harley said, sealing the lid on the jar of Whitney.

"Has this happened before?" Inuyasha asked, startled.

"Sadly, yes." Was Harley's short reply.

"I am more and more impressed by that woman every minute." Kouga declared in a dreamy voice.

"Whatever. Anyone wanna play Barbies? I'll be Malibu Barbie and one of you can be Ken!" Sesshomaru smiled cheerfully. Cue weird looks.

So the obsessive-compulsive wolf prince, the gloopy Whitney in a can, the ear-dancing hanyou, the gender-confused inu youkai, and the murderous lion demoness walked off into the sunset. They will not cease in their search for Naraku, and will face all his perils, along with his overly large bottom.

THE END

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