A/N:Let me remind you that everyone's very out of character in this. I just wanted to remind you! By the way, sorry about taking so long to update. I've been really sick.
Thanks to TearShield Alchemist and AthrunXCagalli4ever for reviewing!
CHAPTER VII OUT BURSTS, DOUBLE
DATES AND MORE IDIOCY
At the Jule Mansion…
The doorbell rang and Ezaria was quick to answer it. Once again, there stood doctor Hahnenfuss, only this time Shiho was accompanying him.
"Oh, please come in," Ezaria said quickly. They stepped inside and she closed the door behind them.
"I've brought the vaccine against the Coordinator plague for you," Doctor Hahnenfuss said smiling. "And believe me, it wasn't easy."
"Thank you so much," Ezaria said gratefully. "Now, let's get this shot over with. Would you like it here or in a more comfortable spot?" He inquired. "I wouldn't mind having the shot in my living room sitting down as opposed to standing up," Ezaria answered. (As opposed to-? Oh my god, this is so retarded…) "If it's not too much to ask…"
"Of course not. It's my job," he answered laughing. "So, if you'd be so kind as to show me where your living room is."
"Right this way," she said, walking down the hall next to the stairs. Before he followed her he turned to Shiho and whispered; "Stay here" then he was off.
She sighed as they disappeared into the living room and looked around out of boredom. Although she still stayed rooted to the spot. She'd never disobey her father.
This house looked so familiar to her and so did that woman… it gave her such an odd feeling and she wanted to figure out why.
"I'm sorry Father…" she thought, then quickly ran up the stairs.
11:15 At the Clyne Mansion…
"So, before you all go, remember to get a kiss from your crush," Lacus said smiling as Fllay, Miriallia and Cagalli all walked down the stairs. "I don't think we'll forget," Miriallia laughed. "There's got to be tongue," Cagalli said smirking. "And lots of it."
They all giggled. Lacus opened the door and they all left. (Except for Lacus- obviously.) She sighed. "I've gotta get a kiss from Kira before Fllay!" She ran upstairs, grabbed the phone and dialed 271-488-3927. (Another fake number! No dialing please!) The phone rang once… twice… three times…
"Hello?" Came Kira's voice. "Hi Kira," Lacus said sweetly. "Oh, hello Lacus," he said. "Is there any particular reason as to why you called?"
"I just wanted to talk," she answered. "About what?" He asked. "How hot you are," was the answer.
"Excuse me?"
"Stuff."
"Oh… what kind of stuff?" Kira asked. "You know… just stuff… the… um… I… -You know what, I don't know where you're going with this so I'll give it to you straight. –I like you Kira…" Lacus replied with slight difficulty. "I-I like you too… Lacus…" he said slowly. "Really? So we can go out on a date sometime?" She asked enthusiastically. "Umm… okay… if that's what you want…" he replied nervously. "All right! How about tomorrow? At the movies! Let's say… 3:00," Lacus decided. "Good? Okay, see you then!" She left Kira confused. "Well… that was weird…"
11:35 At the Jule Mansion…
Shiho looked to the left, then to the right. The hallway at the top of the stairs was extremely long and stretched out in both directions. She decided to go to the right. There were about six doors down that way.
She opened the first door cautiously and slowly. It was a baby's room. Hot pink walls with a crib- also hot pink- to match. And in the crib was a sleeping baby girl.
"Aww…" she thought. "That's so cute…" She then left the room and closed the door quietly. After that, she proceeded to the room across from the previous one. Once again, she took caution and opened the door slowly. What she saw made her gasp in disbelief. There, in bed, was Yzak.
"No way…" she thought, completely shocked. Suddenly, his eyes opened as if he knew she was there. He looked over at her and stared. "-Shiho?"
"Yzak! She cried, running over and joining him in bed with a kiss. His eyes widened in shock and she pulled away. "Oh, you're hot…"
"Thanks, I think so too," he said smirking. "No… I meant you have a fever…" Shiho said. "But that doesn't make it not true."
"You know… I really don't think you should be here right now. I have a virus… you'll catch it too…" He said suddenly. "Oh, crap… the Coordinator Plague…" she thought, feeling her stomach go into knots. –And this is what she had to say: "Oh, I don't care! Kiss me, Yzak!"
She pressed her lips back to his for a deep kiss. She did eventually pull away, leaving him speechless. "I love you Yzak…" Shiho whispered, cuddling close to him. "This is happening way too fast…" He thought nervously. "I mean, I hardly know her! -And from what I do know about her- she's a freak..."
"Shiho! What are you doing!" Came a sudden shout from the door. Looking to see her father, Shiho jumped right up. Ezaria just stood there, staring in disbelief. "Father, I'm sorry!" She cried quickly. "Don't apologize to me! Apologize to Ms. Jule!" He commanded. "I'm so sorry Ms. Jule!" Shiho cried, turning extremely red.
Doctor Hahnenfuss apologized once again then grabbed Shiho by the wrist and brought her out of the house.
"Shiho!" He shouted angrily. "What on earth were you thinking!" (Wow, that was REALLY awkward...)
At the Elsman Mansion, 12:00…
Dearka jumped down from his bedroom window. There was no way he was going to stay in his room all day for the next week. He took off running down the sidewalk. Once he'd reached the end of the block, he heard someone shout, "Dearka!"
He stopped and looked around. "Dearka!" The voice came again. That's when he realized that it was coming from above him. So he looked up. There, in the top branches of a huge tree sat Nicol.
"Nicol? How did you get up there?" Dearka called to him. "There's a little kitty stuck up here. But when I almost got to it, I remembered something…" Nicol called back. "Remembered what?" Dearka asked. "I'm afraid of heights…" he answered. "Do you think you'll be able to get down?" Dearka inquired. "No…" Nicol sighed. "Do you think you could help?"
He thought for a minute. "No, I don't really feel like helping you right now. Sorry."
"Okay…" He said rather easily. "Hey, I know you'll probably get lonely and it supposed to rain today, so I just wanted to say… Good Luck," Dearka told him, smirking nastily. "Aww… that's so kind of you," Nicol said smiling. "No problem pal. You take care of yourself." With that, he was gone. Nicol sighed happily. "What a good friend."
Dearka continued to run. His destination was the Jule mansion. He wouldn't mind seeing how sick Yzak was now. Not only that, he wanted to figure out what he was sick with too.
Not That Far down the Street…
Miriallia was walking down the sidewalk. (In the opposite direction that Dearka was running.) She'd made up her mind; she was going to ask Dearka out. She was gonna march right up to his mansion, ring the doorbell, then give it to him straight. (She would have just called but she didn't have his phone number.) Miriallia sighed deeply. There was no way she could pull this off…
Suddenly, she spotted someone running towards her. "Huh? Is that Dearka?" She asked herself, stopping in her tracks. Looking a bit harder, she realized it really was him. "Holy crap! It is!"
And Dearka saw her too. "Oh god… is that Miriallia-?" He too looked a bit harder. "Oh no… it is… -Wait. What am I saying 'oh no' for? This is my chance to score…"
Miriallia was just about to turn around and run for the hills when he called her name. "Oh great…" she thought sarcastically, staying rooted to the spot. He ran up to her with a friendly (and charming) smile. "Hey, long time no see. How's your summer been so far?"
"I bet Dearka's a good kisser." What she had said last night was running maniacally through her head and she blushed, trying for an appropriate answer. "It's been hot- I mean sexy- I mean okay…"
"Um… that's… good…" he said, seeming a bit confused. "Can I stroke your hair? –Oops!" Miriallia asked suddenly, before throwing her hand to her mouth. "Oh my god! That's not what I meant to say!" She thought, blushing even redder.
"Um… what did you say?" Dearka asked slowly. "Nothing!" She replied quickly. "No, I'm sure you said something," he said with a frown. "It's not important," she muttered. "Sure it is," He said. "No it isn't," she argued. "Yes it is," he said in an annoying tone.
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't!"
"Yeah it is."
"FINE, OKAY! YOU'RE HOT! YOU TURN ME ON! I WANNA STROKE YOUR HAIR! I WANNA LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME! AND I BET YOU'RE A GOOD KISSER!" She practically screamed.
Dearka just stared at her with his mouth wide open. "Uh, you wanna go out sometime?" He finally managed to ask. "Yes!" She cried. "That's what I was trying to tell you, DUH!"
At the Allster Residence, 12:30
Fllay grabbed the phone and dialed '271-488-3972'. (Another random and non-existent number. Please do not attempt to- oh, you know the rest.) The beep that indicated the line was busy came on. (Don't you just hate the damn thing?) "Hm, Lacus must be talking to him right now! Dammit!" Fllay shouted, hanging up the phone. However… that was not the case…
At, you know, Cagalli and Kira's 'PLACE'.
(This explains why the line is busy.)
The phone had already rang three times, but Cagalli, who was sitting on the couch reading a novel, wasn't answering it.
"Kira! You get it!" She shouted. When the phone rang for the fourth time, she sighed and reached over to the phone on the table beside her. "Hello?"
"Hey, Cagalli. It's me, Kira. I can't take out the trash today because I'm over at Athrun's place. He's having an emotional break down, and I can't just leave him."
Cagalli looked over at the caller ID. "Kira, the ID says you're calling from the kitchen." She looked over her shoulder to the doorway that led to the kitchen. There stood Kira. "In fact, I can see you."
He looked at her for a minute before slowly closing the door. "Can you see me now?" He asked over the phone. "No…" Cagalli answered. "Okay," he said. "NOW I'm at Athrun's place."
"Idiot…" she muttered, rolling her eyes and hanging up the phone.
Back at the Allster Residence…
Fllay was muttering angrily to herself. "I'm going to get a kiss from Kira before Lacus! I have to!" She grabbed her jacket and stormed out the front door.
When she was halfway there- to Kira's 'PLACE', she heard someone shout, "Hey! You! I'm sorry to be rude, but do you think you could help me down from here?"
Fllay looked up. It was that tree- where Nicol was still stuck. "Oh my gosh! How long have you been up there for!" She called up to him. "Uh… since… 11:30… Even the kitty I was trying to save got tired of waiting for me to rescue him and jumped out of the tree," Nicol sighed. Fllay giggled. He was even more innocent than Kira. She liked that. "Okay! I'll help!"
"Oh! Thank you! You're so very kind-" Nicol would have said more, but he was cut off by Fllay screaming at the top of her lungs. It was so sudden that it shocked Nicol and made him jump. So, of course, he fell, hitting each limb on the left side of the tree and crying out in pain. When he finally reached the ground, Fllay ran over to him.
"Oh… the pain…" he whimpered. "There you go, I helped you," she said smiling then continuing down the sidewalk. He groaned and lost consciousness. Poor ol' Nicol…
When Fllay arrived at Kira's 'PLACE' she quickly rang the doorbell. The door opened and there stood Kira. "Oh… Hello Fllay…"
"Hi Kira! Let's go on a date tomorrow, okay? How about 3:00 at the movies? All right, good! I'll see you tomorrow!" With that, she just turned around and skipped away.
He stared after her until she was out of sight then just started screaming. He ran down the street- still screaming towards the Zala mansion.
When he got there, he didn't even have to ring the doorbell because the door flew open and Athrun slapped him across the face. Kira fell backwards, landed on his butt and stopped screaming. "Oh, ow… my ass… I hurt my ass…" he complained. "Athrun! Why do you always gotta hit me?"
"Kira, you needed that," Athrun answered. He sighed. "You're right…"
"So why were you screaming in the first place?" He asked. "Okay, I have a problem-" Athrun cut him off "I know."
"Wait! I'm not done yet!" Kira shouted. "The problem is, Fllay and Lacus both have dates with me for tomorrow!"
"Oh? So you came to rub it in?" Athrun asked, frowning. "No! This is bad!" Kira shouted. "How so?" He asked. "The dates are both at the same time! And Fllay goes psycho when she sees me with other girls!" He answered. "Well, Kira… some girls- for whatever reason- think you're hot. So has it ever occurred to you?" Athrun said. "Cagalli told me that once, but I thought she was just being a bitch…" Kira muttered. "Nope. She was just giving to a heads up," he said simply. Kira just sat there on the cold, hard ground. "What am I gonna do?"
"I don't know," Athrun replied, shrugging. "Looks like you're on your own."
Kira continued to just sit there with an expression on his face that clearly said, "I hate you…" and Athrun saw that. "Well, Kira, if you're going to pull a solution out of your ass, you might as well stand up."
He sighed. "I don't need no damn solution… I'll just go to that movie theatre tomorrow and act cute… and if Fllay gets angry, so what? I hate her anyway…"
"Yeah… and if Lacus is the one that dumps you, tell her to come to me… I'll take care of her," he said smirking. Kira looked at him and laughed. "You're silly Athrun. You're silly."
A/N:SOME MAJORLY IMPORTANT INFO:Sorry, but the next few chapters might take awhile. Altogether there's going to be ten chapters. And then a sequel which is already finished being typed out! So it shouldn't take long to update. I plan on having a Shuffle 3, but there's a little bit of writer's block going on with that, so I might just post a little One-Shot centered on how Dearka and Yzak's friendship began. Well, that's what the future holds. Hope you like it!
!WiSpY!wAs!HeRe!
