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Chapter 2 Zombies

The three band members watched their fourth member go outside. Once he was out of view 2-D laughed. Noodle and Russel joined in on cackling at Murdoc. Russel wiped his eyes with his sleeves.

"I haven't laughed so hard since…since…." Russel trailed off, staring into space. (Well actually he always kind of looked that way anyway.) Del eagerly came out of the slouching Russel.

"How long has it been since I've came out?" he asked looking from 2-D to Noodle.

"Well," said Noodle, counting. She was still grinning from Murdoc's incident "it has been since we made Rock the House video." Noodle looked up at 2-D's vacant eyes for conformation.

He grinned down at her. "Well I think you're right." he confirmed, patting her purple-haired head. He bent down. "Here, have a wollipop."

Del frowned. "Hey! What' 'bout me? Don't I get a wollipop?"

Suddenly an evil plan hatched into 2-D's mind. This would SO get Murdoc back for putting a zombie in his room. He whispered it into Noodles ear. Noodle had a look of surprise when she heard 2-D's GENIUS plan.

Suddenly, Noodle put a look on her face of such cuteness that Del's translucent ghost heart melted. "Awwww!" he said.

Noodle in her best English asked, "Del… could you please, PLEASE tell the zombies that Murdoc is wearing his pink undies again? We'll give you a wollipop."

Del smirked. " Pink undies huh?" he inquired. "I'LL DO IT!" he screamed.

Murdoc took a deep drag of his cancer sti- I mean cigarette and looked into Kong. He twirled his satanic, upside-down cross in his hand. Now I still need to figure out who is SO stupid, idiotic, and well, dumb enough to take this er…lady, home. Murdoc turned around to face the graveyard.

He nearly swallowed his cigarette. Oh sh the fing zombies are awake! In the morning! One particularly putrid zombie was about three feet away from him. Murdoc gasped and held out his lighter, hoping the fire would scare the zombies away. Instead they came closer and chanted, "You like pink, you like pink…" Murdoc screamed a VERY unmanly scream and ran into the carpark. Russel awakened and Del zoomed into his head.

"What the hell happened?" Russel asked. He looked over to where Murdoc was running. "Oh, that's right…" he mumbled. "Cool!"

All started laughing when Murdoc came by with a gorilla zombie pulling down his boxers like that sun-lotion commercial.

After about ten minutes everyone got bored and went upstairs to watch someone being chased by zombies on a DVD.

Murdoc's eyes trailed after their retreating backs. He yelled after them but they didn't answer. Murdoc sighed. He'd just have to take this manner into his own hands. Murdoc abruptly stopped in his tracks.

The zombie that was chasing him ran into the wall. Murdoc picked up the knife and…. (Now would be a good time to usher the kiddies out of the room.) stabbed the zombie where it's heart was supposed to be. The zombie wheezed and said in a very accusatory tone, "You could have just asked us to leave."

Murdoc squirmed as the zombies moved away, picking up dropped arms and legs. Murdoc felt a warm comforting flush of relief. He wet his pants. (JUST KIDDIN YA AGAIN!) He was tired and needed a nice morning nap.

He went to fall asleep on his bed. He had forgotten who was in there.

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