Ok. I hope to get more reviews this time. Here's the 3rd hairy chapter in the story of HAIRY LADY! DUN, DUN, DUN!
Chapter 3 A tour with Bigfoot?
Murdoc finally woke up from his nap. He looked over at his grimy alarm clock that he seldom used. It was 12:35. He remembered something of a dream. Oh sh that wasn't a dream at all was it! Murdoc got up off his bed and slowly went through the kitchen to see if the hairy lady was there. She was. And she was crying.
Murdoc for some reason felt some compassion for her and decided to sit next to her. Not close but on the same couch at least.
The hairy woman spoke in her scratchy voice. "Everyone does this to me. They get wicked drunk and then chuck me out the next day when they see my face." she took her face out of her hands and looked over at Murdoc.
Murdoc was feeling very uncomfortable at the moment and stared at his hands.
"Do you even know my name?" that haneous lady choked. "It's Nancy. My father is The Muffin Man and my mother is Bigfoot."
Murdoc chucked and said, "That would describe those delicious cookies last night."
Nancy glared. "Sure, you remember my cookies but not your promise. You said that you were rich and could give me money for plastic surgery. But you're a liar. Look at this piece 'o shiest, plastic surgery would cost more than this heap of trailer."
Murdoc grimaced. Is she making fun of my beautiful Winnibego? "Listen lady, I am rich." Murdoc exploded. "I'll even give you a tour! I'll show you dullard's room, Nood's room, even Russel's bloody room!"
Nancy flinched as some yellowish spit flew at her face. "Ok… give me a tour of this place."
Murdoc hopped up immediately and took Nancy by her arm. He led her out of his Winnie and into the dingy carpark.
He showed her 2-D's frightful room. It was pretty much plastered in underwear and keyboards.
Nancy looked around while Murdoc exclaimed things such as, "So this was where my porn mag went!" or, "Ooh, another girlfriend to take away in this pic."
Next Nancy was shown the Japanese girl's peaceful room. It was very quiet except that there was a man's voice that kept saying, It's comin' up, it's comin' up it's Dare!
After about the third time this happened Nancy finally asked what the hell it was.
"Oh, that's Shawn, Noodle has him in there because-" Murdoc was cut short by Noodle coming into the room.
She gave Murdoc the evil eye and showed him out of the room.
"Right, well that was Noodle." Murdoc said. He usually got along with Noodle quite well unless she was severely upset.
"Now this is Lardo's room. He eats all of the time."
Sorry… Must SLEEP! I'll try to make the next chapters longer.
