No…. I don't own the coolest band ever!
Chapter 5 SHUDDUP!
Murdoc hesitantly opened Noodle's door. He expected a tremendous shout from Noodle and Nancy but only heard the tinkling of water from Noodle's water fountain.
Murdoc edged into the room. He looked around, his eyes searching every nook until he looked up.
Murdoc screamed and yelled, "HOLY FING FISHPASTE! WHAT IN THE UNHOLY REALM OF SATAN ARE YOU DOING!"
Russel came from the elevator looking disgruntled. He grabbed Murdoc's neck and put his face near Mud's face. Russel screamed into his ear, "WHAT CHOO DOIN' YELLIN' MAN? WE'S TRYIN' TA EAT IN PEACE!"
"B-b-b-but the girls…look in there!" Murdoc sputtered "They were levitatin' I swear!"
Russel shoved Mud's face away and peered into the room.
"This betta be a joke," said Russel, removing his head from the door crack.
2-D walked by, slowing down as he saw the fatman and the Satanist looking into Noodle's room.
"Eh, what're you guys doin'?" 2-D, taller than the rest of the band, looked over their shoulders. "HOLY F! WOT THA HELL! THEY'RE FLOATIN' THEY IS! RUN! DEMONS!" 2-D then proceeded to yell and scream, running down the bloody-walled hall.
A sudden thud, two screeches, and giggling were heard in the room.
Giggling? What the bloody hell? They were faking? Murdoc gulped. He knew that Russel was gonna kick his ass.
Why does everything bad happen to me?
A little voice in his ear whispered, "'Cause yo an evil sonofabitch. If yo was nicer you'd get nica tings."
Are you my demon or my good side?
"Well I'm both. You are so evil that we both kinda melded togetha."
Right…
CRUNCH! 2D ran into Murdoc and the both fell down on top of each other.
"RAPE! RAPE!" screamed 2D.
Murdoc screeched back, "YOU ARE SUCH A HOMO!" with that Murdoc stormed out of Kong, presumably to his favorite pub.
Nancy and Noodle came out of Noodle's room laughing. They collapsed onto the floor. Russel simply rolled his white eyes and stepped over 2D and the laughing girls.
2D stared at the hairy woman. After about five minutes Nancy finally looked over at him.
"What do you want?" she frowned. 2D was creeping her out.
"Why are you so hairy?" 2D asked
Noodle sighed. "2D, don't ask such rude questions."
"No," said Nancy. "It's not rude. 2D I am hairy because my mother is bigfoot/sasquatch/yeti/whateversomepeoplecallher. And my Papa is the Muffin Man."
Russel rushed back into the room. "Did someone say muffins?"
Nancy and Noodle giggled.
"Hey, I'll go make some muffins for everyone."
With that they all went to the kitchen.
Sorry I haven't written in so long I had writer's block.
