Alright! Let's get back into this! We're onto Part 2! I'm really excited to write these episodes, but first, let's get into the Viewer Reviews:
rahul dalani: Sorry, I don't think I can do a story like that right now, really sorry about that
TurboTheRaichu: It's really cool to see who you liked Richard, also thanks for telling me who you didn't like, time will tell if you're correct on the smaller predictions you put down for
Alright, time to start this episode!
The episode begins with Chris standing at the campsite of Base camp, right after he signed off the last episode, his cocky smirk emanating. "Last part on Total Drama Elemental Island! We said hello to all 18 of our campers," The screen shows a pan of the campers across the campers. "We then showed the campers around Base Camp and told them about the season's theme, the four elements!" As Chris says that line, it shows a bird's eye view of the four islands.
"Now our teams are going off to compete in the first challenge. Which team will win it? And who will be going home first? Find out now, on TOTAL! DRAMA! ELEMENTAL ISLANDS!
Opening Guitar Riff:
The intro starts with the rock theme that is known so well to Total Drama fans, before a camera pops out from under some water, a microphone comes from the side towards some ground that hasn't been touched by raging fire around it. A light turns on from the side of a cave, illuminating it and a second camera pops from the bottom of a chunk of land floating, with a gopher holding on to it.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
The camera zooms past the dock speeding through the elimination area and the cabins before it goes towards one end of the island.
You guys are on my mind.
The camera goes past Chris arguing with Don before it zooms into the sky showing all five islands and zooms to Water Island.
You asked me what I wanted to be
On Water Island, Hannah and Tegan, both in Scuba gear, attack each other angrily. Meanwhile Jake and Nadia find a yellow rock before Nadia turns around and angrily yells at the two fighting above.
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
Inside a cave on Earth Island, Myron, Megan and Carol walk inside, with Carol holding up a comic book and excitedly commenting on it to a not interested Myron and Megan, who look at each other worried about the cave.
I wanna be famous.
Susan writes in a small notebook furiously while making a small smile before she looks at the camera and smiles and waves at the camera.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Inside the confessional, Lauren looks around excited before she looks at the camera and makes a determined smile to the camera.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
On Air Island, Bob punches a punching bag clean off what was being hanged, while Jemma watches and writes something on her notepad before a bear comes out of the bushes and prepares to attack them, which scares both of them.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
Xavier is seen showing Gary a few costumes, first a cowboy costume where he's swinging his hat on his finger, then a 1930s mobster suit and making finger guns and finally a rapper costume where he pretends to rap. Gary isn't paying attention and instead makes a small smirk
I'll get there one day.
Fire Island appears with Richard standing there bored before he looks at the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Morgan then runs over and pushes him over so he can appear in the camera lens. An angry Rory then runs over and helps up Richard, who just sighs and shrugs.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Back at the dock of Base camp, Alfred looks at the camera, a smug smile plastered on his face before he starts bossing around a couple of interns, including Katrina who was chatting with them before. Katrina and the interns get annoyed and push him into the water, the resulting splash of water covers the camera and the time changes to night.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!)
[redacted] and [redacted] look at each other lovingly before they lean forwards, only for Chris to get up and blast his megaphone, making them jump back in surprise, [redacted] puts her hand on her heart in shock and [redacted] holds his head, as the camera zooms out to the rest of the campers whistling the closing notes of the song.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The scene cuts to the Tigers walking up the hill, a couple of them appear to be talking, most noticeably, Jake and Nadia,
"So what brought you to the game?" Jake asks,
"The usual, money, fame, that sort of thing," Nadia shrugs, "How about you?"
"Partially that, but also dad sort of needs the help," Nadia looks at him with a concerned look,
"Oh crap, is it something bad? I didn't mean-"
"It isn't anything medically-based, don't worry," Jake quickly says, "Dad's a preacher and the church needs repairs," Nadia raises her eyebrow at that,
"Alright then…"
"I won't be one of those types of religious people though. The ones that pretty much only talk about their god and the like, don't worry," Jake quickly shakes his hands near his head to stave off concerns,
"Oh, okay then," Nadia seems to accept that.
The rest of the guys of the team all seem to be walking together, though they don't seem to be starting a conversation.
"So uh… How are you all going," Rory attempts to start.
"Perfectly fine," Morgan smugly says, "Just thinking 'bout my million,"
"Can you stop with all that talking about how you're going to win," Myron annoyedly says,
"It ain't no lie," Morgan sneers at his teammate,
"So baby bye, bye, bye," Richard comments in his trademark tone as he walks away from the guys, so he can go by himself.
Confessional
"His funeral, I'll send him home after jock boy," a laughing Morgan says, "I'm probably keeping that fat nerd around until final 2 though," He says, thinking of Myron, "It'll be trivial to beat him,"
Next Confessional
"It's like he WANTS to be the first one out on the team!" Rory says, eyes wide and an 'are you kidding me' look on his face.
Confessionals End
"Don't know what his problem with me is," Morgan shrugs,
"Do you want to list all of them or just a couple?" Myron asks,
"Shut up you," the Perfect guy angrily grunts, "I'm taking my rightful spot as team leader!" He storms ahead, going to be in the front of the team.
Meanwhile, Lauren and Carol chat with each other,
"I always wanted to be on Total Drama," Lauren smiles "I started watching when Action was first airing, how about you?"
"I… only started watching in the gap between seasons," Carol replies awkwardly, "Started with Pahkitew because people kept comparing me to Leonard,"
"Yikes," Lauren replies, "The superhero thing was that much of a deal-breaker for them?"
"Yeah," Carol looks outwards, "I thought for a minute that I was actually going home before,"
"I was surprised by Chris too if I can be honest," Lauren says, "I'm happy if you survive for a while though,"
"Out of the way," Morgan says as he pushes Lauren to the ground and goes to do so to Carol. Carol catches his hand, and ducks down, lifting him up and dropping him on the ground right after. Everyone looks over in shock at what she did, Carol's face starts going red,
"Holy crap, how'd ya do that?" Lauren says, standing up as the other team members (Minus Richard who doesn't care) walk towards her.
"Well I uh, it was just a fireman's carry, it's a really simple move," Carol sputters out.
Confessional
"Imay do a bit of Judo," the Superhero nerd says, "Karate as well," She then makes a small smile, "Can't be too careful for when I become a full-on superhero! It felt kind of good to take out Morgan if anything though. Hope I don't sound like one of those edgy 90s heroes though, I always hated them."
Confessional Ends
After the team finishes admiring her move and split back up, Susan stays behind and says, "Thanks for that, Morgan's being really obnoxious,"
"Uh… no worries," Carol replies before Susan adds in,
"I don't think you're too weird if that's an issue,"
"Cool, can you just give me a minute?" Susan nods and walks off before Carol sighs and walks slightly away from everyone else.
Confessional
"Carol seems nice, someone I'd prefer to team up with over someone like Morgan at least…" Susan says, sounding somewhat happy.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, with the Lions, nobody seems to be chatting all that much, However, one contestant seems to be attempting some strategy.
"Hey," Katrina says, walking over to Jemma and Megan before she says, "Can I ask you guys a favour?"
"Probably not smart this early, but sure," Jemma shrugs.
"Well that's the point," Katrina says, a hint of annoyance in her voice, "I want you to vote me out first chance you get,"
"Really?" Megan questions, "why did you even sign up then?"
"I didn't, that's the thing, it was either become a contestant or get a new contract as an intern. If I go early then that's an excuse to never have to deal with Chris again, since he doesn't usually deal with the first few out unless they were one of the original 22." Jemma and Megan look at each other for a second before they shrug both and nod.
"Alright sure," Jemma says,
Confessional
"You see," Katrina explains, "I thought through this plan as I was on the boat here. I'm being forced here so I may as well be cannon fodder for the people that actually want to compete."
Confessional Ends
Bob trails behind his team, thinking to himself before Gary walks up to him, "So dude, do you wanna form an alliance with me?"
"No," the giant responds, "I know the stuff people do on this show," before he walks past, Gary looks with an annoyed, disappointed look on his face.
Confessional
"Step 1, manipulate the people that you consider easy votes, step 2, vote out the threats, step 3, eliminate your alliance members when you have no use for them anymore or if they become threats," Bob counts off on his fingers, "Screw him,"
Confessional Ends
Gary bites his lip in annoyance before he says, "Sorry to bother you," while rolling his eyes, before he walks over to Xavier, "Always good to see another actor in this game,"
"Yeah, I was worried that I'd be considered the weird one with my acting and that everyone would vote me off, but we're all pretty quirky here, so that's good. I can't believe the luck though, two actors in the same gen in the same team? What are the chances?"
"I know!" Gary says joyfully, "How about we form a truce, y'know, or an alliance!"
"Yee-haw! I'm down for that!" Xavier says, imitating a Cowboy, "Let's shake on it!" Both extend out their hands and shake, securing their partnership.
Confessional
"I've got to get partners for this game, and Xavier and Bob were who I thought of… One out of two isn't bad I guess?" Gary shrugs at the last part.
Confessional Ends
Alfred turns around and walks towards Hannah with a scowl on his face. "You appear smart, do you want to form an alliance with me?"
"Eh, sure." The hipster says.
"Very well, who do you want to be eliminated?"
"Tegan, duh," she replies,
"Very well," Hannah then walks off without anything else being said, however a dark smile forms on the Rich Boy's face.
Confessional
"Buy out the company, but not make it obvious to the masses until it can't be reversed if you can help it, the first rule of a Fortune 500 company. I'm applying a similar rule here, appease the commoners and then get them under my thumb and rule the team." Alfred smirks at the camera. "You want a villain?" The rich boy asks before he stares daggers, "You're getting one!"
Next Confessional
"Alliances aren't my jam usually, but Alfred is the perfect fall guy if something like this goes to heck, so I'm down to pair up with him to send Tegan home."
Confessional Ends
The two teams make it to the top of the hill and immediately notice a brick building in front of them alongside an extremely large slingshot and a collection of cannonballs inside a large tub. As the campers stand at the top of the hills, a loudspeaker blasts out, with Chris's voice coming out of it.
"Welcome to the first challenge campers! We thought we'd keep the surprise of the islands going a TINY bit longer." The campers don't look like they particularly care about this fact for the most part before Chris continues.
"Today, you will have to load the cannonballs here into the slingshots we have and shoot them off towards the other team's building. Too little power and it'll crash down below, too much power and it'll shoot further than most of you guy's celebrity careers outside of this show."
"Angry Birds much?" Tegan quips, to which a couple of the members in her team nod in agreement.
"If you run out of cannonballs, then campers will have to run down and grab as many cannonballs as they possibly can before running up and returning them to the team for more shots.
Finally, if one camper gets a hit off on the building, they cannot operate the slingshot until either the challenge is over, or everyone else on the team has hit the other team's building.
The first team to successfully destroy the other team's building wins immunity and the spa hotel for the entirety of the pre-merge."
The campers prepare for the challenge as Chris prepares to count down. "When I say go you guys can start." The campers prepare to run, "THREE!" Rory and Morgan are shown preparing to sprint. "TWO!" The next shot shows Jemma and Katrina in a runner position while Gary tenses his body up to speed off. "ONE!" Alfred smirks before the shot quickly changes to the rest of the campers, preparing to run.
"GO!" Before he plays a non-needed airhorn, while the campers run to start the challenge. Bob quickly grabs the slingshot and says, "I'M SHOOTING!"
"Hey come on," Tegan says before she notices it's Bob and goes, "Alright, fair point," while stepping back, before she runs towards the tub.
Confessional
"I may love being a massive jerk, but I'm also not an idiot." Tegan then shrugs, "Bob is quite obviously the best person for the job on our team. He'll probably destroy their building in a couple of shots!"
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, Chris and Chef are sitting at the bottom of the hill playing cards after Chris's announcement, before Chef looks up and says, "20 bucks say the Rich kid's team loses," Chris looks up at this and replies.
"Yeah, I'll take that action, and if the Tigers lose then I get those 20 dollars,"
"Cool," Chef says as they go to watch the challenge.
Over with the Lions: Rory, Morgan and Carol all go over to the slingshot, and all go to grab it at the same time, however, they notice each other and Morgan yells,
"IT'S MINE!" Which surprises and confuses the other two.
"It's not that big of a deal?" Rory says confused before Morgan quickly goes back to the smug tone he usually goes by.
"Good, then I get the first hit!" Rory raises an eyebrow before he turns around, followed by Carol as they go over to grab cannonballs.
Over with the Lions, Hannah, Xavier and Jemma each grab a cannonball and start to speed walk off towards the slingshot. Xavier's ball gets placed first and Bob pulls the slingshot back and releases it… Only for it to completely undershoot. Hannah places a cannonball in next and Bob shoots it again, however he overshoots for a second time, although it was closer. The Tigers see the ball zooming just above their structure, surprised looks on their face.
Lauren comes by with a cannonball and places it on the slingshot before Morgan looks and narrows his eyes. He releases and shoots the ball… for it to hit.
"Boom!" Morgan says, as his cannonball hits the Lions building, cracking one of their bricks.
Confessional
"My girlfriend at home, Mary Sue, is the only person that can challenge me in anything, especially aiming projectiles," The Perfect Guy leans back in smug satisfaction. "But I'm the one that got on the show, so shows which one of us got better luck at that time." The smile almost seems to turn genuine for a second.
Confessional Ends
"We've been hit!" Hannah yells before she knocks Bob out of the way which infuriates the Giant, who reacts with,
"Hey! That's my job!"
"You're not doing a good enough one then," she says as she goes to aim… and completely misses
Such a great job" Bob sasses back before he runs off to grab more cannonballs, leaving the Hipster to man the slingshot.
Megan, Tegan and Xavier then bring Hannah cannonballs and prepare them, though Tegan shoots her an angry look. The slingshot is prepared and she shoots it… Hitting the Tiger's structure.
"There, that wasn't too hard, was it?" Hannah smirks at a returning Bob, who responds with a glare.
Confessional
"… Jerk…" Bob simply says, arms crossed and looking downward with an angry expression.
Confessional Ends
The Lion's marvel at the destruction the cannonball caused, before Morgan says, "You guys better not make me lose!" as Susan also takes a moment to step back and think.
"Hey! Suzy is it?" Nadia yells, "Get back to the challenge!"
"Don't call me that name!" Susan angrily complains, "Also, I'm figuring out the correct angle and power to shoot them at! Give me a minute and I'll get us at least close to the building." Nadia thinks for a second before she says,
"Fine, but if we lose you have to keep in mind you'll probably be one of the targets,"
"It's…" Susan starts "A risk I'm willing to take." She then motions to Richard, who walks over, "You seem smart too, I could use help to finish slightly faster,"
"Sure…" Richard says as he meanders over to help. Just then, another cannonball flies over and hits the roof of their structure, knocking a brick off.
With the Lions, Bob cheers at his successful shot and fist pumps in celebration before he runs over to grab a cannonball for Jemma to try and launch. Gary turns to the team and says, "Alright, that's good, we're doing well. So I'm thinking Katrina, you're up next after Jemma, then it's Xavier, Me, Megan, Tegan… Wait a sec, I'm missing someone. Jeeves! Where the heck are you?"
Alfred sits down underneath a tree, relaxing with his arms on the back of his head. He looks up after Gary calls out and says "Wait, you're calling out to me? I'm doing my part in the challenge, I'm watching out for cannonballs," He then sees a missed shot from the Tigers and says "Look, there's one."
"You smartass mother fu-" Gary says as he steps forward before Jemma cuts in and says,
"I hit them! And it looks like it left an impression on them, they're scattering like ants!"
Gary balls his fists up in rage before he turns around and says, "Good, you know the plan, Katrina, you go next,"
"What if we don't want to go with your plan?" Alfred brings up,
"You don't get a say in this Jeeves, and anyways, do you want to go up in the queue?"
"Well… No…" Alfred quietly adds.
"Good, then help us out at least!"
"I am, I'm watching for cannonballs."
Confessional
"If you couldn't tell from my perfect acting," Alfred comments in a holier-than-thou attitude "I am simply relaxing, letting the team win. Even if we lose I shall get the votes to send Tegan home. Simple as that."
Confessional Ends
With the Tigers, Richard and Susan have finished their calculations and Susan calls out, "Guys! I have figured it out!" She then walks up to Rory, who is preparing to launch and says, "Okay! Rory, go to arouuuuuuuund here!" as she points to a specific patch of grass. It should at least have a very close shot, 'cause there is a TINY bit of wiggle room,
"Well okay then," Rory says as he steps back to the specified length and let's go, letting it shoot, where it hits the Frozen Lion's base square on, cracking a large group of bricks. "IT WORKED!" Rory yells happily.
"Victory Train here we come!" Nadia yells, manning the slingshot next,
"Wait a sec It-," Susan says as Nadia launches one of the cannonballs and it misses. "It's also based around your strength a bit, you need to pull back further if you have less of it, but it's also harder to do so. So it's a little harder,"
"Yeah, pretty much what she said," Richard adds on.
"Ah, that makes sense," Nadia replies, watching the cannonballs
"Lucky for you, the reason we took longer is that we figured out the general power everyone had to go. Again, you will probably have to fiddle with it, but around here is the pullback on the shot." Nadia shoots the next cannonball, which misses, however it hits right next to the building. Susan shrugs and says, "It might take a shot or two, but we're a lot closer.
"Uh…" Myron says, "We are uh… We're out of balls,"
"Then grab them from the bottom of the hill," Nadia replies, "And Hurry up, I think they're about to run out too." Suddenly another cannonball hits their base, causing a couple of pieces of brick to break and create a hole in the base, however, the concrete and bricks seem to keep the building up.
"We just got a window," Jake says as he runs off.
Over with the Lions, Katrina fist pumps at her correct shot and Xavier quickly gets to the slingshot. Gary then says,
"Hey, guys! Why aren't you getting any balls?"
"Well, we're out of them!" Tegan then angrily replies.
"THEN GET SOME!" He yells before he runs to get some of the cannonballs alongside the rest of the team (Minus Xavier and Alfred).
A short montage then plays, showing different campers succeeding in their shots. Nadia, Carol, Jake and Lauren succeed for the Electric Tigers and Xavier and Gary finish off on the Frozen Lions, leaving three on each team.
"How did they even catch up?" Gary says, exasperated.
"They probably have to have a plan or something," muttered an annoyed Bob, "And I don't think our building can take too much.
"Then we need stronger hits," Gary thinks out loud, "Megan, try to stand back a bit further.
"It's… Really hard to pull it back!" Megan says in pain.
"Well, just, Tegan, give her a bit of help." Tegan is annoyed by this and rolls her eyes, but she follows his requests and helps Megan to pull it.
At the same time, Myron struggles to pull back the slingshot, however, he does so with a bit of help from Richard, and gets to the correct location.
Both groups launch their cannonballs at the same time, flying right next to each other, and both landing on the bricks, making them be even closer to falling, making them be seemingly a single hit away from falling and even starting to creak in the case for the Tigers.
"Alright Susan," Jake starts, "You're our last one. You just need to hit it and we will all be back open in using it. You can do this!"
"No pressure," Susan says, chuckling to herself awkwardly before she gives Richard her notebook and asks, "Alright, what's the place for me?"
With the Lions, Gary looks angrily at Alfred,
"Jeeves, you're our only remaining team member, just do the challenge!"
"You still have that Tegan girl to send in the challenge.
"Fine, Tegan, you do it," however as Tegan walks over to use the slingshot, Chris's voice plays over the loudspeaker.
"Nuh, uh, uh, you counted as helping earlier, so you can't take the shot. Alfred has to make that one!"
"COME ON!" Gary complains before he stomps over to Alfred, "Do the flipping challenge!"
"I would, but bruises aren't good to see in interviews," Was the response.
"You have to step back about this far." Richard drones on, "No, bit further." This causes Susan to groan in pain at the pain of the pulling. Richard notices this and tries to jump in to help however Chris yells out over the loudspeaker, "No Cheating!"
"Uh, crap," Susan says. "I don't think I can go that far to be completely honest," sweat is starting to form on her brow.
Jake looks at the situation worried. Susan will be unable to reach the point, so he thinks, and he realises a loophole that can be exploited.
"I'll need that for a sec," Jake says, grabbing Susan's notebook and wedges it in front of the slingshot, letting a tiny bit more pushback happen, letting Susan bring her cannonball, just into the area she could go to the correct length. Susan let's go of the shot and launches it.
The cannonball shot by Susan flies through the air in seeming slow motion. Her notebook gets sent flying to the bottom of the hill. The ball starts falling down towards the Lion's structure. It flies down and hits the supports of the building, making it shudder,
None of the team sees this and they sigh disappointedly before some of them turn around, however, an excited yell from Rory rings out, "Guys! Look!" as he sees the building starting to shake and starting to fall, the nine watch it happen with bated breaths, especially Susan.
Meanwhile, with the Lions, Gary says, "Seriously Jeeves, actually try for once in your life!"
"The truth is, I run a business, and I need my beautiful face to not be wasted on this game,"
"WHY THE HECK DID YOU EVEN SIGN UP THEN!?" Gary yells at the top of his lungs.
"PR!" Alfred replies with a raised voice, before he calms down, "And frankly you're all doing a garbage job advertising yourselves!" Suddenly, Susan's cannonball lands right next to Alfred, prompting him to say, "Wait… What's this?"
The Rich boy looks up and yelps in surprise as the structure shakes before he manages to leap out of the way as it falls. As he gets onto his knees and starts looking at his suit with grass and dirt on it he looks up in anger, only to seemingly shrink in size at the even more furious faces of most of his team, right at him.
"And with that!" Chris starts, "The Electric Tigers win the challenge and the spa hotel! See you at elimination Frozen Lions! You can come down now!"
The Electric Tigers start cheering, with Morgan having a self-indulging smile on his face before the team starts to go down the hill.
There is a lot less fanfare for the Frozen Lions, who walk down slowly and sadly. Alfred walks behind everyone, thinking. He walks over to Hannah and says, "So we're voting Tegan?"
"I'm going to be blunt… You're screwed…" before she walks off. Alfred looks up with a look of fear on his face for a moment before he smirks,
Confessional
"I think I just realized a way out of being eliminated," Alfred says smirking, "Make sure to get my good side in this," he says while smiling evilly,"
Confessional Ends
In their newly obtained victory Cabin, the Electric Tigers celebrate the victory they achieved, as Lauren talks to Morgan.
"You're lucky I'm on your team," Morgan says, "I'm SO giving you proper screen time,"
"But what if there's the off chance we lose?" Lauren replies, "I'm REALLY happy we won, but you are aware that you are probably the most hated guy here right?"
"Wh-what?" The Perfect Guy sputters out, "No… You all love me!"
"Think again," Lauren says, "You are screwed if we lose, just look at everyone." Lauren walks off from Morgan, who shoots a quick look to the members of the team. Richard wears a party hat, carefully placed by Myron, who runs away, high fiving Rory in the process. Carol and Susan are chatting, as are Jake and Nadia, and Lauren walks over to sit down and relax. Beads of sweat form on Morgan's head as he steps out of the room.
Confessional
"Holy shit she's right…" Morgan quietly says, looking downwards in a thousand-mile stare, "I need to… ugh, befriend these cretins, just in case they cause me to lose the challenge…"
Confessional Ends
Susan and Carol stand, chatting as Carol says,
"Sorry about earlier," Carol says, "I didn't mean to come across as rude by sending you away, but I like having shorter conversations with people I haven't gotten to fully know?"
"Na, that's fine," Susan says. "So you want to be a superhero right?" Carol nods, "Well do you mind telling me, what's your origin story?"
"Can't for now," Carol says, "At the very least, not while everyone's around, with cameras and all that,"
"That's alright, I am curious for later though," Susan says before Carol nods in understanding. Then Susan asks Carol, "So… What do you want to do with the money if you win?"
"Oh y'know, make some tech to fight crime," Carol awkwardly answers, "buy a new digital camera to record my crime-fighting, that sort of thing. How about you?"
"Honestly, it's going straight into a college fund if I win," Susan replies, "Probably going to try to be a mathematician when I grow up, either that or a Historian,"
"Yeah that's probably smarter," Carol replies, rubbing her arm bashfully.
"I'm boring though, you're a lot more fun about how you're using your money," before she smiles at Carol,
"Haha, maybe," Carol says. "Nice strategy in the challenge! They might have won if you didn't jump in,"
"No worries," Susan brushes off, "Everyone focuses on improving something about them, and I've just always focused on my noggin." Richard stands behind them, in the party hat and nods.
Confessional
"It's… Perfectly normal for me to be ignored. But I did help a bit with that strategy," Richard says, "Still, I need to blend in."
Confessional Ends
Jake and Nadia give each other a high five before Nadia says,
"Good job on the assist for the brainy girl there, clever way of not cheating too,"
"Thanks," Jake says.
"We should form a truce," the Hot Blooded replies, which makes Jake think for a second,
"So you want us to form an alliance? I'm not too sure, I want to play a fair game,"
"It's Total Drama, do you really expect to play a completely 100 per cent fair game?" Nadia raises,
"I guess no… Alright," Jake replies.
Confessional
"I'm not a villain or anything, but I just want to know that I'm safe," Nadia says.
Next Confessional:
"Well I'm most likely safe if I join an alliance, and Nadia seems like a friend, so I'm down for an alliance with her,"
Confessional Ends
"So then, I caught the ball and I was right at the hoop, so I leapt up and I did a slam dunk, winning the game!" Rory explains one of his games to Myron. "One of my proudest moments!"
"That's pretty cool!" Myron comments, "I wish I was a big sports star sometimes,"
"It doesn't take much, you just need a push and some determination to learn how to play. Just 'cause I've played almost all my life doesn't mean you can't join in and beat me if you train enough."
"Yeah," Myron then looks out the window at the loser's cabin and the campers sitting outside.
"Shoot aren't you friends with one of the girls on that team?" Rory says,
"Yeah, Megan," Myron then clarifies "I wish we could have been on the same team,"
"Chris is like that sometimes," Rory says, "Look, we can be friends if you want,"
"Yeah, I'm down for that," Myron says as he shakes hands with the Jock. The shot then zooms out and swaps to the view of the Frozen Lions, who all sit around, not talking. A couple of them are enviously looking into the Tiger's celebrating in their cabins.
"I guess we should talk about who's going or something?" Surprisingly, it was Bob that broke the silence. After a short silence, Gary glares and comments with venom,
"Well it's kinda obvious who's going, Jeeves, you may as well pack your ensuite,"
"I uh… I'm sorry team," Alfred says, quietly, "I hope you can find it in your heart to keep me in…"
"Who can we even bring up to elimination aside from you?" Gary says.
"Well you did try to motivate us too hard and that could have led to us not winning. Megan quietly says before she quickly adds, "I don't know, potentially and all that,".
"Are you seriously going to vote me off for trying to get the team to win?" Gary says exasperated. "I genuinely don't know how to comment on that, I was doing the challenge." The team nods in agreement, which makes the Actor shrug confused, meanwhile…
Alfred turns to his team and something unexpected happens, he sniffles, and he starts crying. The other members of the Frozen Lions are surprised by this display, "I'm sorry, but I… I'm trying, it's just all of this culture shock has me under a lot of stress," he then runs over into Xavier's arms, who doesn't seem to know how to react before he awkwardly pats his back. "I… I need a minute." He then runs towards the confessional.
Confessional
Alfred runs in, still crying before the crying slowly fades, and his expression changes to a smirk, which devolves into evil laughter, "Well, I'm safe… They'll feel sorry for me and keep me around for a while. I should probably lay low for a couple of episodes though,"
Confessional Ends
With the rest of the lions, right after Alfred has left, the team have been caught off guard, but go back to talking. Xavier says, "Uh… Well holy crap," as everyone looks at Gary who has an enraged face.
Elimination Ceremony 1 – Frozen Lions (9 members)
The nine members of the team sit on the logs, with Tegan, Jemma, Katrina, Bob and Megan sitting in the back row respectively and Xavier, Gary, Alfred and Hannah in the front row.
"Welcome Frozen Lions to the first elimination of the season!" Chris says, "All of you, go off and vote for who you want to eliminate. The campers do as they're told, going in a randomized order, with Megan going first, then Xavier, Alfred and Gary just to name a few.
As Chris returns to the campsite he looks at the nine members of the Lions with a smirk on his face, he starts by saying, "While Marshmallows are a tried and true Camp food, in the spirit of changing things up this season, we will be using these!" He then holds up a metal plate which has eight hot dogs in them. "Hot Dogs!" The campers are not actually impressed by this, even with Chris waiting for a second,"
"Fine," Chris comments, annoyed before he continues, "On this plate, I have 8 hot dogs, if you do not receive one, then you will be our personal introduction to the new elimination device. But anyway, let's begin. Our first camper safe is…
Bob," The powerful guy gets up and grabs his hot dog.
"Megan," The band girl had tensed up to this point but she relaxes and runs up to grab the hotdog.
"Jemma,"
"Knew it," The Journalist says while walking up.
"Hannah,"
"Throw it," she sits back before Chris complies,
"Xavier," The method actor stands up and runs over happily.
Aaaand Katrina," as Katrina walks up, the bottom three sit there, with Tegan looking annoyed, Alfred imitating a worried face and Gary looking stoically at Chris,
"With one vote against you, you're safe Tegan" Tegan angrily walks up and snatches her hotdog before she glares at a smirking Hannah.
"Bottom 2… Gary, Alfred, who will be eliminated today… First, let me just say this was a 7-1 vote." Gary's face doesn't change, but Alfred's seems to twitch, ever so slightly into a smirk. "The final camper safe today is…
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As Chris breathes in to say who is safe, a voice pokes in, Alfred says, "I must say, I am quite sorry you had to be the first one out," to Gary, who raises his eyebrow in annoyance. Alfred then turns to his team and says, "I must thank you all for forgiving me for my actions today!"
"Yeah… About that," Chris says, "Gary is the last one safe,"
"Wait what?' Alfred says, surprised as Chris throws the hot dog to Gary,
"But… But I apologised… I was supposed to be safe due to that!"
"Next time," Tegan smirks, "Try to make your lie more legitimate-sounding,"
Flashback,
With the rest of the lions, right after Alfred has left, the team have been caught off guard, but go back to talking. Xavier says, "Uh… Well holy crap," as everyone looks at Gary who has an enraged face.
"Was he being legitimate?" Megan asks her team, to which Gary stands up and says,
"I know acting when I see it, no he wasn't,"
"To be fair you're the guy who is the most vocal about hating him," Xavier shrugs, "But I have to agree though as another actor, what he said felt fishy,"
"Journalist here," Jemma says raising her hand, "Alfred's lying, I've seen more than enough students at my old school lie to try and get more people in the Anime club or Avian Club to know someone's bullcrap, he's got talent, but he's not the best," The members of the team seem to mostly be alright with the three camper's answers.
"Yeah, and he brought me into an alliance too for some reason," Hannah adds shrugging before she walks off from the others.
"That's something you couldn't have told us before?" Jemma says turning to the hipster as Hannah walks away.
"Eh," the contrarian responds, shrugging.
"Who would he even want us to get rid of anyway?" Katrina asks, "Gary was pretty good in the challenge. And I'm personally fine staying in the game if Alfred comes last,"
"That's a relief," Megan smiles, she also quickly follows up with. "Also I only brought that up as a possibility, I'm happy with getting rid of Alfred," Which causes Gary to glare at her.
"We're voting Alfred then?" Bob asks, half listening.
"Yeah," Gary replies,
Flashback Ends:
"You all voted for me?" Alfred says, not believing what he is hearing.
"It was a 7-1-1 vote," Chris shrugs, "Guess someone didn't dislike you as much as they do for someone else,"
"Guilty," Hannah says while glaring at Tegan, who returns with her tongue poking out.
"How… DARE YOU ALL!" The rich boy yells, "YOU DARE VOTE OFF THE RICHEST PERSON HERE! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU IN COURT!"
"Your wealth is only like, reason 3000 for your elimination," Katrina says, bored by his yelling.
"Can you get Jeeves out of here already?" Gary asks Chris,
"Yeah, I'll agree to that," Chris says covering his ears. Due to the nature of these five islands and the danger they show, we thought it'd be necessary to end your game with a bang…"
A screen wipe then shows Chef holding a struggling Alfred and starting to tie him to a firework, "Which is why the producers and I came up with the idea for the FIREWORKS OF SHAME! Trademarked."
"I'LL GET YOU ALL FOR THIS! NONE OF YOU WILL SEE A CENT OF THAT MILLION!" Alfred yells as he is tied to the firework, "This is not the last you'll hear of Alfred Jeeves Harriet Stockton!"
"Considering you're being blown up by a firework, it probably is, WHAT THE HELL CHRIS!" Jemma Yells at the dismissive host,
"Don't worry," Chris waves his hand to try and stop any concerns, "The firework you'll be tied too will get disconnected from the other ones when it goes off somehow,"
"Somehow?" Tegan says, also sounding sort of worried.
"Aaaaand we can't kill you anyway," Chris cuts in, "Contract says so, we'll get sued like what happened with Zeke," The host then grabs out a button and turns to the rich boy, preparing to press it. "Any other last words?"
"McLean! Prepare to live in a cardboard box, that's all you'll be able to afford when I'm done with you!" Chris only seems to be annoyed by the rich boy's threats and activates the fireworks, shooting them off while Alfred screams. The one Alfred is on is shown to detach from the others and fall towards the ground as the others go off, creating a fireworks display.
"And that's enough of that," Chris says, angry before he looks back up and says, "Frozen Lions, you can go back to your cabins now." The eight campers do as they're told before Chris turns back to the camera, a smile seeming to reform. However, Chef walks over and says to Chris,
"You owe me 20 bucks." Chris obliges, however much he doesn't want to as Chef walks off with a smirk.
"And there you have it, even if it's not the hardest to guess elimination, we say goodbye to Alfred. Who will go home next? Which Island will be visited first? And what exciting drama will be seen next episode? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! ELEMENTAL ISLANDS!"
Confessional
"I've decided to actually compete," A smirking Katrina says, "for one to be away from Jeeves for as long as possible, but also because Chris would probably hate for one of his tortured interns from the last seasons to actually win and use the talk show fame afterwards to call him out on live TV for ALL he's done!."
Confessional Ends
Voting Confessionals
Alfred: "Humph, I believe the waterworks worked, let's just hope they have any brains in their peabrain heads of theirs what so ever, and vote off that idiot Gary."
Next Confessional
Bob: Bob sits in the confessional silently for a moment before he angrily says, "Alfred," and walks out.
Next Confessional
Gary: "If I have to hear Jeeves go 'Father will sue you if you do anything to me' again, I will happily go to jail for life for murder," Gary says, putting on a squeaky fake British accent on, with barely contained anger on his face.
Next Confessional
Hannah: "I know Alfred's going, but screw it, I'm voting Tegan, she shouldn't have tried to pick a fight with me right after I arrived,"
Next Confessional:
Jemma: "Alfred, that was very obvious faking, you will not be missed,"
Next Confessional:
Katrina: "Honestly I'd be more surprised if anyone aside from Alfred doesn't vote for him," She then shrugs, "May as well go for that million I guess, if only to spite Chris,"
Next Confessional:
Megan: "Sorry Alfred, but you're TOO obnoxious… At least you won't sleep in 'peasant beds' I guess?"
Next Confessional:
Tegan: "Ugh, Alfred is so annoying, I don't know how anybody could put up with his complaining and fakeness all the time! It's SO Obnoxious. Anyways, he gets my vote.
Next Confessional:
Xavier: Yeah, that Alfred… He isn't useful AND he's a jerk, don't see how he thought he could make it past the first couple of episodes. Apparently, the crying was fake as well, so that's like, strike 24 overall?"
Bonus Clip!
Alfred lays on a beach before he gets up and rubs his head in annoyance and pain,
"Stupid Chris, stupid show, stupid team members! How DARE they throw away their best asset!" He kicks some sand in annoyance,
"At least I know that girl Hannah has a crush on me, considering she didn't join in on the dumb plan to send me home, she shall be safe from my father's wrath," He then looks up and notices the camera recording him,
"Hello, it is me, Alfred Jeeves Harriet Stockton, and I would like to ask you to buy data plans from Dotatone," the person operating the camera then points behind Alfred, revealing Playa de losers, appearing to be rebuilt.
Alfred raises his eyebrow at the sight before he says, "I've seen better, but it's decent enough I guess." he then walks towards the resort.
Tigers: Carol, Jake, Lauren, Morgan, Myron, Nadia, Richard, Rory, Susan
Lions: Alfred (Eliminated), Bob, Gary, Hannah, Jemma, Katrina, Megan, Tegan, Xavier
I FINISHED IT! I really should have posted this earlier, but a lot of things came up in my life and this sort of got pushed back in response.
So… Alfred… I sort of created him to be hateable so that he could be eliminated first and I wouldn't have to eliminate anyone good. The problem is that with me writing him, I sort of grew to love him, he's just so unlikeable that it kind of wraps back around to a love to hate sort of character for me at least. If I do a sequel season to this then he's definitely on the cards to bring back potentially.
I forgot to mention this last episode, but I have a poll up on my account's page on who your favourite character out of the new cast is, I'm genuinely curious on who you think is the best character
Also, the Tigers get access to the McLean Spa Hotel until the merge, good job to them.
As for what I want to know, have you got any new faves from this episode? Or anyone you've grown to dislike? And who do you think is getting eliminated next? Do you like how I wrote Alfred?
Anyways, that's the episode done! Hope you all liked it! I liked writing for it!
Also, I redacted the ending couple in the intro, for now, to avoid spoiling later in the season
18th: Alfred (The Influential Rich Kid)
And with that, I just have one more thing to say,
I hope I can get the next episode out sooner than this one!
