Time for another episode. I am currently writing this opening spiel right after submitting the previous episode, so hopefully, it didn't take three months for THIS chapter to be released. Anyways, let's respond to some reviews!
TurboTheRaichu: I wasn't 100% sure if you mistyped or something when you called Morgan a girl in your previous review but yeah, Morgan's a guy. It's cool to see you're starting to like him just that little bit more though. Interesting faves so far.
Well! Let's start this episode!
Unlike normal Total Drama episodes, Don stands at the docks instead of Chris, where he starts with, "Last time on Total Drama Elemental Islands, Chris introduced us to 18 new campers and showed them the sights and sounds of Base Camp," As Don says this it shows clips of several campers arriving and Chris showing the campers around the Island. Before it swaps to a feed of the challenge. "Our first challenge this season was to shoot cannonballs at the other team's structure to try and knock them down."
Don continues with, "Due to some clever thinking by Susan and Richard, the Electric Tigers were able to not only able to take the lead, but also win the challenge!" The next scene shown is Richard and Susan looking at Susan's notepad before it swaps to members of the Tigers successfully hitting the Lion's structure before Susan's cannonball hits and causes the building to shake. "And the rich boy Alfred was sent home due to his unwillingness to actually help in the challenge!" Shots include the team glaring at Alfred and his shocked expression at his elimination.
"Who will go home today?" the host asks, "And what challenge will our teams have to compete in today? Find out on, The Ridonculou-" He then realises what he was about to say and stops himself, continuing with, "Sorry, muscle memory. This is… TOTAL DRAMA ELEMENTAL ISLANDS!" Don's signature smirk then forms where the glint of the sun flashes on the screen, signalling the intro.
Opening Guitar Riff:
The intro starts with the rock theme that is known so well to Total Drama fans, before a camera pops out from under some water, a microphone comes from the side towards some ground that hasn't been touched by raging fire around it. A light turns on from the side of a cave, illuminating it and a second camera pops from the bottom of a chunk of land floating, with a gopher holding on to it.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
The camera zooms past the dock speeding through the elimination area and the cabins before it goes towards one end of the island.
You guys are on my mind.
The camera goes past Chris arguing with Don before it zooms into the sky showing all five islands and zooms to Water Island.
You asked me what I wanted to be
On Water Island, Hannah and Tegan, both in Scuba gear, attack each other angrily. Meanwhile Jake and Nadia find a yellow rock before Nadia turns around and angrily yells at the two fighting above.
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
Inside a cave on Earth Island, Myron, Megan and Carol walk inside, with Carol holding up a comic book and excitedly commenting on it to a not interested Myron and Megan, who look at each other worried about the cave.
I wanna be famous.
Susan writes in a small notebook furiously while making a small smile before she looks at the camera and smiles and waves at the camera.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Inside the confessional, Lauren looks around excited before she looks at the camera and makes a determined smile to the camera.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
On Air Island, Bob punches a punching bag clean off what was being hanged, while Jemma watches and writes something on her notepad before a bear comes out of the bushes and prepares to attack them, which scares both of them.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
Xavier is seen showing Gary a few costumes, first a cowboy costume where he's swinging his hat on his finger, then a 1930s mobster suit and making finger guns and finally a rapper costume where he pretends to rap. Gary isn't paying attention and instead makes a small smirk
I'll get there one day.
Fire Island appears with Richard standing there bored before he looks at the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Morgan then runs over and pushes him over so he can appear in the camera lens. An angry Rory then runs over and helps up Richard, who just sighs and shrugs.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Back at the dock of Base camp, Alfred looks at the camera, a smug smile plastered on his face before he starts bossing around a couple of interns, including Katrina who was chatting with them before. Katrina and the interns get annoyed and push him into the water, the resulting splash of water covers the camera and the time changes to night.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!)
[redacted] and [redacted] look at each other lovingly before they lean forwards, only for Chris to get up and blast his megaphone, making them jump back in surprise, [redacted] puts her hand on her heart in shock and [redacted] holds his head, as the camera zooms out to the rest of the campers whistling the closing notes of the song.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The intro fades out to Megan sitting, looking out over the moonlight, a small, but pained smile on her face before she opens up her suitcase and pulls out her guitar and starts strumming it,
"You can't sleep either?" Jemma asks as she steps out of the cabins and walks over,
"Yeah," Megan quietly nods. "I also don't really know my chances of winning if I'm completely honest. My only friend is Myron, and he's on the other team. Don't even know why I signed up."
"You can at least say I'm a friend, and I'll keep you around to the best of my ability."
"Thanks…" Megan replies, a small smile forming on her face,
"No worries," Jemma replies before they have a couple of moments of silence before it gets broken by another question.
"Who do you want to interview the most here outside of Chris?" Megan questions, to which Jemma replies,
"If I'm being honest, I really want to interview Bob. I'd love to see why he's such a man of mystery," Megan nods in understanding.
"Yeah, that's fair," Megan replies,
"How long did you and Myron know each other for?" Jemma questions,
"Around Grade 4 or 5. We became pretty fast friends because we really get each other."
"That's perfectly fine," The journalist replies,
"Can I just keep playing on my guitar now?" Megan asks before Jemma nods and she keeps playing. A third figure was watching the entire conversation play out from inside the Lion's cabins before they retreat back in.
The next day, Gary steps out of his cabin, yawning before he realises he got up after everyone else,
"Hey sleepyhead, how's it going?" Xavier asks, chuckling,
"Ah shut up," Gary replies, "I'm usually up earlier," he then adds, "Weird that I'm the last one up from the team."
Confessional
Gary then adds onto his previous point, "Especially after I saw Megan and Jemma staying up so late last night talking…"
Confessionals End
"Why'd you get up so late anyway? I like learning lines and stuff early on in the day,"
"Eh, I guess I just needed a little bit of time for my ears to stop ringing from after Jeeves got sent home." They both then laugh. "Let me guess, you were the first one up?"
"Second actually, Katrina got up before me,"
"Oh geez Xavier, why aren't you up first," Gary snarks at his friend,
"Alright, I get it," the Method Actor chuckles, "If ye keep goin' then I'll get ye to walk the plank," He comments in a pirate voice.
"Let me guess," Gary laughs, "You also have a crush on Katrina or something and you wanted to form an early game couple," Xavier then
"Definitely no, I don't really see me and Katrina being a thing, to be honest,"
"Well, IS there anyone here you have got a crush on or something? I need the leverage," Gary jokingly nudges to Xavier,
"Well, not crushes but a few people look cute," Xavier replies. "But if you want specific people, Bob and Jemma are probably the two that look the most physically attractive to me from the team, so I guess them."
"Oh, you're LGBT?" Gary questions,
"Yeah, came out as Bi when I was 13," Xavier shrugs
"Cool," Gary replies, "I wonder how things are going for the Tigers?"
In the victory cabin, Rory and Susan are currently the only two members of the team at the breakfast table,
"Well," Susan states, half-awake, "I am not a morning person,"
"It did take me a bit to become one, don't worry," Rory replies, before he yawns, "Still yawn a lot though,"
"You excited for the next challenge? I'm not,"
"Why not? You are pretty much the main reason for our win, well, aside from Richard, but you did a lot too"
"Aww, that's sweet, thanks!"
"No Worries," The jock replies, "Man, I might have to do another jog through the forest, I'm eating as much breakfast as my uncle Alexander eats cranachan after dinner!" [1]
"Never tried that before," Susan admits,
"It tastes AMAZING!" Rory calls out, clapping his hands together happily. Suddenly, a third person walks in and clears his throat,
"I uh…" Morgan says, extremely unsure. "I guess I'm here to say I'm sorry for being a jerk yesterday?"
"Alright…" Rory says with his eyebrow raised.
"Yeah, I've got to admit, I shouldn't have treated you like children,"
"Guess I'll forgive you at the very least…" Susan shrugs before she stands up, "Just… Don't be like how you were yesterday."
"Deal," Morgan replies, looking happy,
Confessional
"Crisis averted…" The Perfect Guy sighs, relieved, before he continues with, "Look, I'm gonna win that million, but I guess I need to… adjust to how the others play the game. Be a challenge beast like I always am, but don't let them know as much about my hatred of them, just in case they cause our team to lose."
Confessional Ends
After a couple of awkward seconds, the silence is interrupted with an excited shout, as Myron quickly runs out and grabs a plate, spinning around before sitting down and grabbing a fork, spearing some bacon with the utensil all in one fluid motion.
"Come to papa," He says before he starts eating it, with the trio watching in response. The rest of the team also walks out within the next five minutes to eat alongside their teammates, except for one; Richard simply doesn't turn up. Nadia notices this and walks off to investigate after quickly grabbing two pieces of toast and putting a poached egg on each. She finds Richard sitting in his room.
"Hey, the food's getting cold, get out and eat before we go to our challenge," she says,
"I don't do well with crowds," The invisible man admits, his back still turned before he turns his head around. He sees the eggs and adds, "However I will take the poached eggs, leave the plate here,"
"Uh… Alright then," Nadia shrugs before she walks out. As she grabs a bit of food for herself and sits with her team, a foghorn goes off before a mysterious voice talks in the loudspeaker,
"Hello, campers! Grab your boats and row out to Water Island for our next challenge! Oh yeah, and put on your swimsuits!"
"That is… Not Chris…" Jake states,
"Thanks captain obvious," Lauren says, a look of shock and sadness on her face,
Confessional
"No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" Lauren says, "Chris better not be sharing hosting duties with someone else! This is MY season, Chris NEEDS to be there,"
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Bob then walks to the area with his backpack on. "Oh boy," Bob says, sarcastically, "New challenge time,"
"What's got you so annoyed?" Jemma asks him,
"I was doing my own thing," The giant replies, before he quickly runs into the cabins, places his bag down and walks off, leaving the journalist to ponder what he was saying.
Confessional
"Look, they say curiosity killed the cat. But this cat is gonna be really careful. Not to say I'll be blackmailing him or anything, I just really like to learn this stuff. Just a thing with me, part of the reason I'm gonna work in the papers."
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The 17 contestants row in on their boats to see Don instead of Chris standing on a very small patch of land in front of a small tent, causing confused faces to form
"Hello, contestants!" Don says to the confused teens, "How did you enjoy your sleep in,"
"Not to say I'm unhappy about this," Gary states, "But where's Chris?"
"Chris and I… Agreed, to share hosting duties for this season, I'll be here sometimes, but a lot of the time you will get Chris.
Confessional:
"Alright, so we actually get a sane host at least a couple of times?" Katrina says with genuine relief in her voice. "Good, maybe this season's not going to be as bad as I thought…" She sits back and lets out a sigh of relief.
Next Confessional
"Chris should TOTALLY host every episode," Lauren complains with her arms folded, "Great, my big season of Total Drama and I'm stuck with boring Don in some episodes,"
Confessional Ends
After Don finishes explaining, Chris walks out, seemingly half-awake, holding a mug of coffee alongside having spikey bed hair, "Yeah so the coffee maker in the tent is making the coffee too col-" As he says that he notices the campers all watching him and starts chuckling awkwardly before he slips back into the tent.
"I bet you're all wondering how we can incorporate Water Island into the challenge?" Don questions,"
"Eh," Xavier shrugs,
"Tough crowd," Don says, "Alright, well. All of you will have to put on one of these packs,"
Chef pushes out a metal trolley that contains 17 packs, similar to what is worn by astronauts alongside clear helmets and a waterproof watch, resembling fish bowls. The fishbowls seem to have a mini speaker system connected to them. "These will contain around three hours of air in them if you spend your time standing around not talking. The challenge is to swim through this maze and find a suitcase that you will have to carry out."
"And what if we run out of air?" Nadia asks,
"Well," Don starts, "There are two ways to get out of the maze, either give the cable behind you a tug, which will send you flying upwards, or give another person's cable a tug and they will be launched up to be met by us."
Confessional
"Sort of like football, but underwater," Rory says, "And you have to find the ball in a maze and bring it out and- well it's not really much like football the more I think about it, but the point is I think this challenge is something I'm going to be good at,"
Confessional Ends
"Also, since Chris somehow FORGOT to bring this up when you arrived here," Don says, annoyance creeping into his tone, "We have hidden a hidden immunity idol somewhere on one of the islands. I don't even know where, Chef was who hid it," [2]
"One of you better find it," Chef says, with his eyes down to annoyed slits,
"It's free to use at one elimination ceremony to save yourself from being eliminated," Chris adds, walking out in his regular attire and hairstyle. "No effect from final 5 onwards though."
Confessional
"Well…" Gary states, rubbing his chin, "This just got much more interesting… Scott and Alejandro were the most powerful players while they had their idols, and I plan to join that club… I just have to figure out WHICH island it's on, and where,"
Next Confessional
"That immunity idol sounds like it would be sweet to own," Bob comments, sitting back in excitement. "If I can find it, I can take that probably evil snake Gary out. All I need to do is direct everyone's votes to me and then use it and boom, Gary is gone,"
Confessional Ends
"Once you feel the need to emerge from the water, to refill your tank you will have to wait a maximum of ten minutes to fully gain back your air pumps. Lastly, to make sure you don't drown, we included a failsafe in the cables that would get you back to land if the amount of air in the back hits zero."
"Now competitors, on the count of three, you will start the challenge! Tigers enter in the right, Lions on the left. 3! 2! 1! RACE! I mean, GO!"
The 17 campers then dive in. As they swim down, the Tigers enter and see the maze in front of them. Jake nods and motions for the rest of the team to swim behind him, which most of the team accepts. Richard is the exception, who sneaks off into the maze in the opposite direction.
"Looks like we can talk," Jake says as he looks over and sees his watch tick down at a faster rate from 2:59:45 to 2:59:23 while he is speaking. "Okay, so it drains the watch fast, don't talk too much. "
"Got it!" Myron says before he realises he just spoke and says, "Doh," and swims with the rest of the team.
"Alright, quick plan, split into groups of two, considering Richard just left it's even," everyone nods as they split into 4 groups - Nadia with Jake, Lauren with Carol, Rory with Susan and Myron with Morgan.
The Lions meanwhile swim in near silence before they get to the first wall. Tegan quickly turns and says, "HEY! BOB! Break the wall," before she sees her time drop an entire minute.
Confessional
Tegan looks forward with an annoyed look on her face. "If I had KNOWN that yelling took more time away than talking, I wouldn't have been as snappy and let someone else yell…"
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"It's stone…" Bob says, disbelief in his voice, "And we're underwater…"
"Yeah? You're probably strong enough to break it…"
"Repeat what you just said in your head… slowly…" There is a couple of second silence before Tegan gains an angry expression and separates from the team.
"Let her go…" Gary says, holding out his hand to stop Xavier swimming after her. She might come in handy later,"
"Sure?" Xavier replies as Gary adds in,
"Bob, you go ahead and just destroy all of the Tigers. Everyone follow." He then looks at his watch, having lost a minute already. Katrina also looks at the time and states,
"Stop talking unless you have to!" The seven swimmers then go to the right before they encounter a dead end and they stop.
After a couple of seconds, Jemma turns to Bob and jokingly says, "So you're sure you can't just break through the walls?"
Before the team shoot disapproving glances at her for both the poorly timed joke and talking when not needed. Jemma rolls her eyes and nods before she mouths 'sorry' to the team with an annoyed expression.
Confessional
"Just trying to provide some levity here…" The journalist sighs.
Confessional Ends
Bob pulls ahead of the team and splits off to the left of the next exit. Jemma nods and follows, even without anyone saying anything.
"Okay, which way are we going?" Xavier asks. Gary points to the left path,
"If we have to, we split off from each other, but it should be later in the maze so we know the way out easier," the team members nod before they arrive at the first wall and Gary turns around to the team, shrugs, and points Hannah, Megan and Katrina down the other way, which they do.
A little while later, it's Gary and Xavier down one route, Hannah, Megan and Katrina in another, Bob and Jemma in another, and Tegan by herself.
Tegan swims right into a wall. She seems to have had the worst luck possible and has run into every potential wall possible in her time in the maze. "Oh, of course, I had to split from them," she sighs, "Great, and now when we lose I'll be out!" she folds her arms and looks downwards, downtrodden and mad.
Confessional
"Yeah I messed up," she admits, "Well, guess I need to try and help… but I don't even know how…" She sighs,
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"May as well just wait at the exit," she sighs, before she starts to swim back. She then thinks 'the team better be doing alright… or else I'll give them the verbal thrashing of a lifetime at elimination… even though I'm the one that needs it'
Jake and Nadia come across two sections that seem to split far ahead.
"Should we split here?" Jake asks, to which Nadia nods, Jake goes left and Nadia right. Nadia swims for a good while and suddenly hears people talking. Hiding behind a wall she hears them talking,
"Man this is harder than I expected," a male voice says
"Ha! As if," another, way more self-assured voice states,
"Oh," Nadia sighs with relief, "Hey guys," she says, turning the corner.
"Hey, Nadia! How's it going?" Myron asks,
"Good to see you here," Morgan adds, "We better get the win this time haha, right?"
"Yes…" a deadpan Nadia adds, with an annoyed Myron next to her.
Confessional
"He's STILL going on about his assured victory crap?" The hot-blooded girl slams her head into her hands. "Well, we have an easy first vote out I guess,"
Next Confessional
"Wait," the perfect guy realises, "I wasn't supposed to do that… whoops, hope she doesn't hold that against me!"
Confessional Ends
The trio then swims along, making it to another corner and Nadia and Morgan manage to swim into Carol and Lauren. As all five yell out in shock, they notice that the people they ran into are in the same team and sigh in relief,
"Don't scare us like that again," Lauren comments
."We could say the same to you," Nadia replies, to which Myron nods,
"Heard this was a party," Richard says, walking up, "Not my type of thing but strength in numbers,"
"You couldn't have said that when we got here originally?" Lauren questions to which Richard shrugs,
"I didn't want to go with the team." Groans are heard from Morgan at this point,
"Let's just finish the challenge already!" he comments,
"Who here thinks Morgan never heard the Tortoise and the Hare story?" Myron comments snidely to which everyone else on the team there raises their hands.
"Oh shut up you…" He says before he swims ahead in the maze, quickly followed by the rest of the team. This is quickly stopped when they come across Megan, Katrina and Hannah.
"Well then…" Hannah states before she starts swimming in the opposite direction, "You're on your own here. Megan and Katrina look at their fleeing teammate and then at the six people.
"Uncle?" Katrina tentatively states before Morgan quickly goes over and pulls her cable, sending her upwards. Megan looks with worry on her face at the odds she has, also looking at Myron, who looks around at his team with a look of worry before Morgan swims ahead.
The perfect guy reaches ahead and puts his hand out, only for Megan to throw her hands up in fear, and snag his cable, sending him out of the challenge for now. Carol then swims over and quickly tugs on her cable, eliminating her from the challenge.
"That was just kind of sad," Lauren states, matter of factly.
"Yeah," Nadia adds,
Confessional
"Uhhh…" Morgan says, tapping his fingers, "UHHHHHHHHHH…"
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Bob swims along before Jemma swims to the right of him, "Hey," she states, "Slow down, we need to stick together!" To this, Bob simply snickers.
"Sure, so you can betray me, sell me out to the other team and get me out if we win,"
"And how the heck would I even do that?" Jemma question, to which Bob pauses for a moment and says,
"Fine," Bob says as they go off together.
Don stands on the small patch of land that hasn't been touched by the water and states, "It's an underwater battle for first place, will the Lions pull out their first win, or will the Tigers start a winning streak? Find out, AFTER THE BREAK!" as the screen fades out.
The scene fades back in to Megan getting the air pumped into her apparatus, only needing around 6 minutes to get the correct amount of air.
Confessional
"Look, is it wrong that I'm KIND of supporting Myron to an extent?" The band girl asks nobody in particular, "Obviously I want to win the challenge, but he isn't the best physically so I'm kind of worried about him if I'm being honest. If his team loses will he be the one out? I don't know, maybe I'm just worrying too much,"
Confessional Ends
Tegan swims into a wall, causing her to yell out in anger before she goes to turn around and accidentally hits the side of her face on the wall. Rubbing her face and now looking with an annoyed expression on his face, she swims away to try and find a place to try and solve the maze.
Susan and Rory swim along before the jock breaks the silence,
"So," he starts with, "I know talking's bad here and all that, but nothing's happening, so I may as well ask, what's your main deal with coming to the Islands? To win? To make friends? Or anything else like that?"
"Eh, mainly friends, but that million bucks would be sweet to get." She shrugs
"Sort of the same with me," Rory shrugs,
"Yeah, that's fair," Susan says, "It's honestly the best way to go around doing a season without being too disappointed if you lose,"
"Exactly, that's what I was thinking," He admits as they go around a corner. As they go past it the camera swaps to Xavier and Gary, with the former chatting quite a bit.
"So my parents then took me to the doctors to see if I had multiple personalities, but we found out that no, I don't have multiple personalities, I just really like changing character, haha,"
"That's funny dude," Gary says, "Quiet down a sec, sorry, just heard something," he then looks through the door and sees a single hallway towards the exit, they follow it, hoping for good news.
Meanwhile, swimming along, Bob and Jemma go around a corner. Right into the group of Nadia, Richard, Myron, Carol and Lauren.
"Ah crap, we should probably run before they notice us…" Jemma nudges her partner before Richard points at them. The Tigers start swimming towards the duo, which causes Bob to form a determined expression and says,
"Wait for one moment." He then speeds forwards, Right towards the Electric Tigers, which causes Carol to stop in surprise for a moment, ducking behind the other members of her team.
Bob quickly tugs on Nadia's cable as she swims up, sending her upwards. Lauren and Myron both try to grab Bob but he simply extends both arms and sends them both out of the challenge temporarily. Richard notices this and steps forward.
"I am well aware of my fate so take me out." Bob looks with a surprised expression on his face before he reaches over to take out Richard. Jemma notices something however and calls out.
"LOOK OUT FOR THE RIGHT HAND!" Bob quickly looks down and notices Richard trying to sneak his right arm around him to tug his cable, which he quickly stops by tugging the cable, sending the boring guy upwards.
Carol has watched Bob take out all of her team members with an expression of shock on her face, however, she quickly gets into a fighting position and swims towards him, both charging as Carol goes over and Bob under. Carol manages to snag Bob's cable, sending him upwards… Only to be sent upwards herself since Bob managed to reach her cable just before he was taken out of the challenge.
Jemma, being the only one left in the scene, slowly comes out of the corner she was at and swims forwards, looking around.
Back up on land, Carol and Bob get up, with the latter seeing the members of the Electric Tigers he eliminated. Myron and Richard are sitting and catching their breaths and Nadia is resting on her left arm before she gets up to start pumping. Lauren is already pumping air.
Bob looks at Carol before he says, "Well played," and holds his hand out for Carol to shake. After a moment, Carol agrees and they shake hands before both try to overpower the other's grip and fail. "Alright, it's on!" Bob says, a determined glare forming, which Carol returns,
"You're going down next time!" The Superhero replies, smirking as they glare at each other, a new rivalry forming.
Tegan reaches the entrance and stands there, worried as she hasn't seen any of her teammates. She waits by the entrance, away from it to avoid people seeing her. Looking at her watch she sees she has two hours, eight minutes and thirty-nine seconds left, so
Confessional
"It's the least I can do. But they won't believe I'm just hiding or anything. They'll assume I'm gamethrowing. So I guess it's relaxing near the end time," she admits, looking at the ground conflicted.
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Jake continues swimming, noticing his watch is at twenty minutes and fifty-six seconds. With a worried look on his face, he enters a wide-open room. The middle of the maze. Seeing a briefcase, he quickly goes swimming over towards it. However, Xavier and Gary swim in from the other side.
Seeing the duo, Jake freezes up for a moment, as do Xavier and Gary. However, Gary quickly reacts and swims up to Jake, tugging on his chord and taking him out of the challenge. Xavier nods and states, "I'll grab the suitcase," before he does so and looks at his watch at the same time, notices his watch is only at 5 minutes.
Confessional
"Guess I shouldn't have chatted with Gary so much," the Method Actor shrugs, "Still, We probably have enough time for at least the two of us to win the challenge."
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"I just… Froze," Jake says, sitting back with his hands over his face, "I-I don't know why, but I froze," He then stands up and punches the wall of the confessional, hurting his hand in the process.
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As Jake lands on the ground, he sees most of his team up there alongside only Bob, Megan and Katrina from the other team.
"They have it!" Jake yells, "Gary and Xavier I mean, we need to be quick guys! Go in and find them."
"On it," Nadia nods, diving in, quickly followed by Lauren, who states,
"I'll catch them at the entrance,"
Xavier and Gary swim forward, with the former looking at his watch, worried.
"I only have a minute and a half left. Well, a minute te- you get the point," Gary looks at his friend worried before he nods and grabs the briefcase.
"I'll still be backup for however much longer I'm here," Xavier adds which causes Gary to nod. As he says that Susan comes around the corner with Rory and they smirk and start coming towards them. Xavier glares and swims at the duo, grabbing Rory and managing to snag his cable, quickly followed by Susan grabbing his. As both guys fly upwards she turns her attention to Gary and they grab each other's hands, trying to overpower the other.
Gary has more strength, and Susan notices this, so she knees him in the stomach to wind him before she grabs his cable.
Confessional
"I COULD go for the nads," Susan admitted, "But Nah, I have guy friends, that's cold either way,"
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With Gary out of the challenge the Brainiac replies, "Nice!" and grabs the suitcase, lifting it up. As she swims up, however, she is suddenly pulled out of the challenge. On land, she looks at her watch, which still has 45 minutes and 38 seconds on it, which causes her to look confused downwards, a moment later she realises she got caught out and snaps her fingers while saying "Darn it."
In the maze, Hannah reaches down and grabs the suitcase having been the one that took out Susan and smirks, swimming off.
Hannah swims with renewed purpose towards the end.
Confessional
"If I do well now, and win the challenge, I don't have to put in as much effort next time, because I'll be popular in it!" Perfect strategy!" She boasts to herself.
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As Hannah looks at her watch she notices twenty minutes left. She continues with, "That's enough time," As that is said, she is suddenly taken out of the challenge by Nadia, who grabs the Briefcase.
"Let's get this finished!" She happily states before she swims off.
Slightly away from where Hannah was taken out, Nadia keeps swimming, before she stops to catch her breath. From a distance, another player stands, watching it happen before they start sneaking towards Nadia, and manage to take her out, claiming the briefcase for herself. Jemma steps out from the shadows, smirking at her victory,
"That was close," she says, "Can't have you just win the challenge," with that she swims off.
Nadia lands back on the ground, looking up at her team members, who are part way through getting the air back or are sitting back. Except for one team member. Lauren, who is waiting at the entrance of the maze. Myron finishes his turn getting extra air and prepares to dive, alongside Morgan.
Jemma speeds towards the exit, around 10 feet away, Lauren quickly arrives at the entrance and glares determined at the reporter, who is stuck in a narrow swimway and can't really fight back.
"Well, guess we'll win again," Lauren says, mockingly,
"You have to get to the other side," was the response
"The only thing you have over us is that giant guy, we'll win this!" She says, starting her swim towards Jemma, who looks somewhat worried.
Around five feet away from Jemma, Lauren outstretches her hand, only to get sent up flying and out of the challenge. Jemma looks up to see Tegan in front of her.
"GO! Finish the challenge before someone finds a way to lose it for us." The complainer gives Jemma a push ahead as she swims off, making sure to avoid the cable so she doesn't screw over her team member. Jemma gets to the exit, noticing Myron and Morgan prepared to defeat her, only for Tegan to speed out and attack Myron. Jemma swims ahead…
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And successfully swims out, surfacing before she holds up the briefcase.
"And the Frozen Lions win the challenge!" Don calls out, helping Jemma out of the water. Tegan surfaces next to her.
"Thanks for the save," Jemma says to Tegan who nods.
"No sweat, I'd prefer to not have to sleep in those beds again," Don looks confused.
"But you are?" He states, matter of factly, which causes Tegan's face to contort into a confused and rage-filled expression.
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"ARE! YOU! KIDDING! ME!" Tegan says, emphasising each word.
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Jake sits down, causing Lauren to sit next to him.
"Well, we failed…" Lauren says in a disappointed tone, "I wonder who's going home?"
"I never really thought of that before we lost now," Jake says, disappointed.
"I hope it's not you, but I heard Susan and Rory talking about you not doing well as a leader and that you should go," she admits, before Jake's eyes go wide and she flinches,
"They actually…" Jake starts, "make a good point," the leader finishes and then sighs.
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"Lauren's right," Jake says with his eyes wide "We only won last time because of Susan's quick thinking, and we lost this time pretty handily. Plus I could have turned things around if I hadn't frozen when I saw the two of them. Am I even a good leader? It's the only thing I'm decent at in this game," he then sighs, "I'm probably not good enough to keep, may as well go home. Can't just say I quit at elimination though."
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Richard watches the Tigers, and quickly grabs one of the boats, rowing away, which gets the attention of Lauren, who nods slowly.
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"That guy's really smart and won't be good to work with, so I think I have a backup plan if Jake doesn't quit or anything,"
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"Tigers!" Chris states, "I'll see-" he then notices Don giving him a glare, "WE'LL see you at elimination,"
Later, the Lions sit with bowls of Chef's slop in their hands, angry and silent before someone decides to speak.
"Great! We won the challenge and we still have to deal with Chef's slop!" Tegan yells angrily before she slams her fork on the table, "How unfair is that bullcrap!"
"For once I agree with her," Hannah replies, "I can't even say this is indie, this just tastes awful,"
"Good news Frozen Lions!" Chris yells, "You don't have to if you win a challenge…" As Chris pauses for effect, the two ROTI onward interns remaining roll out a metal table with food on it. "You guys still get the dinner reward, just not the soft beds and amenities that the Tigers get, even in loss. I just wanted to make you guys squirm."
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"Not… Bad…" Tegan mumbles, her lips pursed and an angry expression on her face, she is looking right, not wanting to see the camera.
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"Not… Bad… At all," Hannah mutters at the same volume in the same pose except her eyes are looking to the left.
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"This will also be in place for the breakfasts in the morning," Chris explains, "And as for your slop… Well, Chef has a special visit planned for the losing team,"
The Tigers walk in to the kitchen of the victory cabin, shivering,
"Tell me, why does Chris want us to go to dinner before we even have a shower?" Nadia asks,"
"I don't know, Chris is just being Chris," Myron adds on. As they enter they notice a single dish, with a metal cover hiding what is under."
"Where's dinner?" Myron asks, annoyed before he walks over,
"Something feels off, we should probably take a couple of steps back," Susan adds,
"Oh, I know where this is going," Lauren says, also stepping back and ducking behind Rory,
"Wait, what?" Rory questions as Myron walks over and lifts the lid.
BOOM!
An explosion of gruel goes off, launching Chef's slop over all of the contestants, except for Lauren.
"Sorry about that," The fangirl states off-handedly, stepping out from behind Rory.
"It's…" The jock replies, dazed, "It's alright?"
"Cool!" she shrugs before she uses her finger to get some of the gruel off of Rory's shirt before eating it, "Always wanted to try a Chef Hatchet Special. Tasty!"
"Great, more to shower off…" Nadia rolls her eyes before she walks off.
"I'M GOING FIRST!" Morgan yells,
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Carol calls out, following right behind him. The team members watch the scene before Nadia simply walks away, followed by most of the team, except for Lauren, who stops for a second and runs over, tapping Susan on the shoulder,
"Hey Susan, I wanna chat with you for a moment,"
"What's up?" Susan replies,
Lauren then asks, "Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, I want to form an alliance with you,"
"Alright," Susan shrugs "Yeah, that's fine. This is convenient, I was going to ask you the same thing,"
"Great minds think alike," Lauren shrugs, smirking, Susan then looks at Lauren and says
"I'm guessing we're getting rid of Morgan tonight?"
"No," She says, causing Susan to change her face to minor surprise, "He's a safe vote for us, plus he's strong in challenges. I'm thinking of someone else,"
"Alright, I'll bite, who?"
"Well…"
The screen then fades out, before it shows the members of the Tigers sitting around and enjoying their time after winning. Xavier is showing Megan, Gary, Tegan and Hannah a show involving him acting and Katrina is chatting with the interns that didn't get away from their contracts.
Jemma walks around, burning off calories after her dinner before she notices Bob slip off after eating. Her eyebrow raised, she trails the Juggernaut. As Bob steps into the bushes, Jemma walks over.
"Okay… We just got our first challenge win Grover! And I was REALLY helpful! Man, wait until Melvin and Floof hear about this!" His voice seems strangely joyful, which, mixed with the fact that he is talking to someone, causes Jemma's eyes to widen in confusion before she runs over to Bob and opens the bush, noticing him lying on his stomach… with a plush bear… As the bush opens Bob yells in surprise which causes Jemma to yell and Bob accidentally throws his arm up, hitting Jemma in the arm.
"Ow, Uh…" Jemma says, clutching her arm in pain
"YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!" Bob stands up to full height while yelling, towering over Jemma with a look of worry on his face. The Journalist is not impressed.
"Why'd you have to hit me there," she says, rubbing said arm "It's my dominant arm,"
"I'm sorry," He says, looking remorseful for a moment before he looks back up and says, "Seriously though, you didn't see me and it."
"Is that what you were here for in the pre-challenge originally?" She asks, causing Bob to look upset.
"M-maybe… Just stop, forget you saw any of this and please go back to eating."
"Are you worried about being considered soft or something?" Jemma says, "Nobody's gonna try that with you, even if they knew," she admits, "Well, to your face at least."
"Shut up," he says, "Okay fine, you can know, but NOBODY ELSE!" he says, deathly serious and in her face.
"Yeah, that's fine," Jemma says, not intimidated.
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Bob sits, "Well… That wasn't my best side… Please don't put that in the episode, Chris, I don't want this getting out," Bob looks with a genuinely pleading face.
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The camera then cuts to Chris and Chef in the editing room, watching Bob's confessional.
"Oh, we're keeping that part in," Chris says, smirking.
"Yeah…" Chef replies before he looks at the camera filming them, "Maybe we shouldn't get filmed doing the editing?"
"Eh, it won't make the episode," Chris shrugs which causes Chef to raise an eyebrow in response.
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"Bob's a softie…" Jemma replies in surprise before she realises where this could be taken and she waves her arms defensively, "But I am too, don't worry I won't hold this against him or force him to vote my way or anything, but if he ends up being alright with revealing it to everyone later, I can give him an interview or something."
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Over with the Tigers, a group of them are waiting to enter the shower, consisting of Jake, Nadia, Myron, Richard and Rory in a line in that order. Nadia turns to the group and says, "Look, I'm going to be honest here, we can all agree that Morgan is getting ALL of our votes right?"
"Definitely," Myron nods, "He's a jerk."
"Yes…" Richard simply says,
"Of Course," Rory replies. Carol then chooses that moment to walk out with a towel wrapped around her hair, but in costume aside from that. She then walks off whistling as Jake steps forward
"Stop deluding yourself, I'm not being a good leader for the team, and that's my best feature, you may as well vote me off for someone who deserves the million more,"
"Come on Jake, you're alright," Nadia states, elbowing the leader, "Stop blaming yourself, our loss was a team effort,"
"Yeah, sure," he says, "Look, I'm not properly leading you all, and we barely won last time and we're sending someone home today. Just finish me off already," he then walks into the shower.
Morgan sits in the victory cabin bedroom, worried before someone knocks on the door.
"Morgan, I might be able to keep you in, you just need to follow EVERYTHING I say," Lauren states,
"Sure, I will do ANYTHING you say, just make sure I'm not the first one out from the team!" He says, his voice twinged with fear.
"Good," Lauren says before she clasps her hands together happily, "we should be able to get five votes for someone else. But in exchange, you have to help me in the game."
"Sure, I'm on board!" Morgan says, waving his hands happily. "Let's just make final 2 together,"
"Good," the fangirl says as she shakes hands with the Perfect Guy.
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"Perrrrrfect…" Lauren says, an evil smirk on her face.
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Later on, Rory walks out of the bathroom, straightening his shirt before he is suddenly stopped in his tracks.
"How's it going?" Susan asks, causing the jock to turn around in surprise. Carol is walking next to her.
"Oh, hey Susan, You doing well?"
"As a matter of fact, I am. I just want to chat with you and Carol about the elimination ceremony."
"Okay?" Rory asks, standing up.
"Look, I think the three of us could make a REALLY good Final 3, but I need your help."
"What's up," Carol asks, "I have no idea either," she admits to Rory,
"Well, you've noticed the groups the team has formed into right?"
"Groups?" Rory says, "Not really?"
"Oh, didn't you notice, Morgan is teaming with Lauren and then Nadia, Jake, Richard and Myron are a group of four. If we send Morgan home now then it's half on their side. And I can't say any promises on getting Lauren on our side after this elimination. We need to split them up slightly because now is the only time we can avoid them taking over. We can get rid of Morgan next time we lose.
"It is Morgan though," Rory says, "What's to say he won't just be a massive jerk once we saved him?"
"Morgan is strong, and we can use multiple guys who focus on strength on our team,"
"Well okay, who do you think we should vote?"
"I think either Jake or Richard,"
"Both of them are pretty heroic, why them?" Carol questions, a look of concern on her face
"Jake seems to be the head of the group and Richard is the brains,"
"I want Jake to feel better about himself," Rory admits, "He's a good captain."
"Alright then… Richard?" Susan questions.
"I'm not 100% sure, but I'll think on it," The jock admits,
"Alrighty," Susan says, "How about you Carol?"
"Well…" Carol replies "Okay, but he better have one of those 'villains become heroes permanently' stories, like with Eagleye from the Guardians. If he continues being a jerk then I'm voting him next."
"Okay, I can live with that," Susan agrees as Carol walks off.
"You'll see who I voted at elimination," Rory says, which causes Susan to nod and walk off. Rory looks downwards, deep in thought, as the camera fades to black.
Elimination Ceremony 2 – Electric Tigers (9 Members)
The Electric Tigers sit on their logs, miserable about the team's failure earlier. Rory, Susan, Carol and Morgan in the front row and Lauren, Nadia, Jake, Richard and Myron on the back row. Chris stands there with Don next to him, holding the metal plate with the eight hotdogs on them.
"Welcome to your first elimination Electric Tigers! Once you go up to vote, I will announce the safe campers using hotdogs! And the camper who does not receive one of these snags of safety well… Let's just say they'll have a blast on our elimination device.
"Fireworks?" Jake says in an annoyed tone, "We saw how Alfred left last time, you don't have to raise the suspense."
"Alright fine," Chris rolls his eyes, "Just go up and vote in the confessionals," the campers oblige as Chris walks off, first Lauren, then Jake, then Rory until eventually, all nine campers have submitted their votes, with Carol walking back and sitting down. Chris walks back a moment later and is nodding, "Watched them live, very interesting thoughts,"
"Alright, let's get this over with," Jake sighs,
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"I get if it's me…" Nods a defeated Jake, "I had the perfect chance to stop that Xavier guy and I stopped. Oh, man…"
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"If I call your name, come up and claim your hotdog. The First camper safe is… Rory."
"That's a relief," the jock smiles.
"Catch," Don states as he throws to the Jock, who successfully grabs it before he walks up.
"Susan, Nadia, Myron. None of you three did noticeably worse in the challenge. Here are your hotdogs, you got no votes,"
"Thank you, Don," Susan says as she grabs hers, causing a glare from Chris. Nadia and Myron both also grab theirs thankfully, though both have noticeable smirks on her faces from Susan's comment.
"No worries, if I was fully hosting then maybe you wouldn't have had a gruel bomb dropped on you,"
"Carol," Chris cuts in, his head forming an angry brow. "I think you're annoying but you did well in the challenge and apparently not many of the others agree with me, no votes for you either," the Heroine runs up and grabs hers,
"The Golden Swan lives to fight another day!" In response, Don nods slowly before he goes back to a neutral face.
"That leaves Jake, Lauren, Morgan and Richard. Lauren, you failed on protecting the entrance at the last moment so that could be a reason to send you home, however you received zero votes as well, the last one to do so."
"That's a relief Chris," the fangirl states, walking up and giving Susan an annoyed glare, who simply shrugs.
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"Look, I'm working with her," Susan simply states, "Not an exact clone. Chris is a jerk, so I called him out on it."
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"Guys, you are our bottom 3. Jake, you froze up, right when your team needed you, Morgan, you have been a constant obnoxious presence on your team, and Richard, you don't really react that much to anything, that doesn't help with social situations. Plus you haven't done all too much in the two challenges."
"The 2nd last Hotdog goes to… Jake…"
"Wait, I'm safe?" The leader questions, confused,
"You're not the biggest concern," Richard states simply, forming the closest he's ever made to a glare at Morgan,
"Feeling's mutual," Morgan says, glaring right back at Richard.
"Richard! Morgan! One of you will become the second camper to be kicked off Total Drama Elemental Islands! In a 5-3 vote, the final one safe is…
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Morgan!"
"And so it is," Richard states, bowing his head as the Perfect Guy struts up to grab his hotdog, snatching it from Don's hands.
"Richard! Time for you to take a ride on our Kaboom of Doom! The Fireworks of Shame!"
"Alright then," Richard nods slowly, "Farewell Electric Tigers, I would say it's been… Slightly above average, but no… It hasn't." He then walks off without another word.
"Well," Chris shrugs, "Guess I was wrong, thought he'd make it further,"
"Really?" Lauren asks,
"Na, just kidding," Chris says, "Expected him to be a Pre-Merge out,"
Richard is tied to the firework by Chef, who has a perturbed face as he says, "Talk already stringbean,"
"I have nothing left to say, they prefer to keep someone like Morgan over me. Their loss,"
"Kid creeps me out," Chef shrugs to Chris, who is walking up to him, followed by the other members of the Tigers.
"Aww, is little Chef creeped out by the big, scary camper?" Mclean states in a mocking tone, which causes Chef to give him an angry expression.
"Meh, I have that effect on people if they actually pay attention to me," Richard explains, droning on,
"Any last words?" Chris asks, irritated by Richard's shut-down.
"Let Morgan win, it'd be much calmer at the loser resort without him," are his only words before he says, "I'm ready now Christopher,"
"Don't remind me of the Pahkitew kid," Chris sighs while shaking his head before he presses the button to launch the fireworks, sending Richard flying while the Boring Guy lets out a small yell without much effort.
"Well Tigers, enjoy your Spa Hotel…" Chris raises his eyebrow after he finishes speaking, "Man we did not think that one through, anyways, see you all tomorrow!" The eight remaining Tigers then walk away.
"And with that, we say goodbye to Richard, who will be out third? who will win the next challenge, and what Drama can we expect in the next exciting episode of To-"
"Total Drama Elemental Islands!" Chef cuts Chris off, with the former giving the latter a mocking smirk.
"Jerk," Chris replies, annoyed, as the screen fades, before suddenly…
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Lauren sits confidently, before she starts with, "Well, I'm gonna win this game. Susan thinks she's so smart, but I've watched a LOT of Reality TV, especially Total Drama. I know how people tick in these situations. Susan will be a smart ally for the pre-merge, but I'll get her out of here around merge with Morgan, Carol and whoever's left in the team that isn't in our sort of alliance and then boom, I will have a clean shot at winning,"
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"Lauren's a decent ally," Susan shrugs, "I know she's going to betray me at some point, but which one of the two of us has an IQ of 155?" After chuckling she sits back, "I can think of a way through this." She then stands up, "We have five out of nine members of the team, and I'm 'friends' with three of them, I own this game now, hope you guys enjoy seeing more of me,"
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The confessional shows the two girls in a split-screen, with Susan on the left side and Lauren on the right. "And in the end," both say, "I'll be the one walking home with that million bucks." Both girls start laughing at that, with Susan only doing a small chuckle, while Lauren does a full evil laugh,"
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Outside of an unknown one of the two confessionals, Morgan stands, seemingly about to enter the confessional, eyes wide in shock, "Yeah I'm uh… I'm just gonna," He says before he sprints away.
Electric Tigers: Carol, Jake, Lauren, Morgan, Myron, Nadia, Richard, Rory, Susan
Voting Confessionals:
Carol: "A good hero, super or not, will help their friends when they're in a pickle," The heroic girl explains, "And I always put stock into stories where a supervillain redeems themselves and joins the heroes! Sorry, Richard,"
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Jake: "May as well make this unanimous," Jake says before he lets out a long, heavy sigh, "I vote myself,"
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Lauren: "The first step towards running this game, completed," Lauren smirks, "Plus that's both smarties taken care of. I'm teaming with one and the other's out the door,"
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Morgan: Morgan looks, worried before he says, "It's my only chance… I have to vote Richard and hope Lauren's correct in having the votes to save me…"
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Myron: "I guess Morgan," The fat nerd shrugs, "He's a massive jerk and I want him gone? I can't believe I did decently enough today to not really be worried about being targeted though!"
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Nadia: "Well," Nadia says, "I'll vote for Morgan today. Hopefully, with Richard, Myron, Jake, Rory and I's votes, we will have the majority and then the five of us may be able to team up on the other four? I don't know, I'm only planning for today."
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Richard: Richard sits in the confessional, completely still before he says, "It's rather obvious that Morgan is dead meat. I know I'm safe but I'm probably bottom 2, so it will be quite interesting to see him squirm in bottom 2."
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Rory: "Susan raises some good points about Richard," Rory thinks, "But Morgan is Morgan, tough choice, but I'm going to have to vote for Richard."
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Susan: "Bye-bye Richie, enjoy Alfred's company," She then sits back, relaxed.
Bonus Clip:
"So, I'm supposed to wait for whoever loses next?" Alfred questions, "Why would I watch the loser who came second last?" Alfred then looks at the cameraman and says "Stop smirking…"
Suddenly, a firework lands right to the left of Alfred, causing him to scream in a girly fashion.
"I wasn't scared," Alfred says, straightening up and adjusting his tie, "I was just uh… acting, yes, I was acting. Rhettflix, you have my number,"
"No…" The voice of Richard says. "Just stop,"
"Hm… Oh yes, you…" Alfred says as an intern unties Richard from the firework.
"Indeed…" Nods an annoyed Richard, "My team is full of morons,"
"Likewise," replied Alfred. An intern then steps over with a piece of paper for Richard to look at which he complies with.
"A contract… Very well… Hm… 'Richard Grey, you are invited to be the official welcomer of every eliminated contestant. Alongside the last eliminated camper, you will be welcoming whoever arrives here having recently been eliminated from the competition. Alongside that, you will get a special reward upon completing the season," He then stops.
"I would prefer to be invisible. But then again, if I fully wanted that to be the case, then I guess I would have said no to competing here at all. Very well, deal," he then gets given a pen to which he signs the paper
"Good if you need me, I'll be relaxing in the northeastern Jacuzzi, like I was BEFORE!" Alfred stomps off in anger.
"Very well," Richard shrugs, "I have my first job…" As he walks off.
[1] I am not Scottish, so I have to Google stuff Rory says when he mentions something from home. If I get something wrong, then I apologise, just tell me and I'll fix it in the episode
[2] *Whistles innocently*
Electric Tigers: Carol, Jake, Lauren, Morgan, Myron, Nadia, Richard (Eliminated), Rory, Susan
Frozen Lions: Bob, Gary, Hannah, Jemma, Katrina, Megan, Tegan, Xavier
I'm really sorry about Richard being the second eliminated, I know that he is one of the characters that people like, but I don't have too much to do with him and I need to give elimination credit to Lauren and Susan for their plots to work. I had thought of ways to keep Richard in, however, I would have to replace him with characters that have more plot and I can't eliminate for now, plus it would subtract from others plots so he had to go. But I'll try to give him roles in the Bonus Clips at the very least.
Since the last chapter, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe got released on Disney+, and I've been listening to the songs a lot while doing the writing for the story, especially the song right before the end credits, 'Us Against the Universe' (which is one of the best songs in all of Phineas and Ferb.) The movie's great and if you have Disney+ (or are fine with using illegal streaming sites) then you should watch it!
Also, after talking with some people and thinking about it myself, I have decided to slightly update a couple of the contestant's Labels, it's not too much, their personalities aren't being completely rewritten, but they're just being streamlined a little to flow a bit better:
Susan changes from The Social Brain to The Social Brainiac
Richard changes from The Incredibly Boring to The Incredible Bore
And Xavier changes from The Impressionist to The Method Actor
Only took a month to make this episode, and it's the longest episode yet, I'm not going to say how long the next episode will take, because if I do, then it'll take longer, but still, hope you come back reasonably quick
I'll see you guys in the next episode!
1st - 16th: ?
17th: Richard (The Incredible Bore)
18th: Alfred (The Influential Rich Kid)
