Goku Mc Donalds Application
Name: Son Goku
Sex: Only with my wife
Desired Position: Don't care
Last Position Held: Babysitting my son
Desired Salary: 185,000
Education: No
Salary: Less than I'm worth
Most Notable Achievement: Saving the world
Reason For Leaving: It sucked
Hours Available To Work: Any
Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday
Do Have Any Special Skill: Yes, The Kamehameha Wave
May We Contact Your Current Employer: If I had one, would I be
Here?
Do Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up 50 LBS:Of what?
Do You Have Car: I can't drive
Have You Received Any Special Awards: No
Do You Smoke: No
What Would You Like To Be Doing In The Next 5 Years: Not sure
Do Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge: Yes
Sign Here: Leo
