Disclaimer: Naruto Isn't 0l/l/l/z3rl by me.

Author's note: I'm sooo sorry for being late! Please don't murder me in my sleep. Cowers

Anyway, I've been working on another work of fiction lately. It's an original story, and I've been spending the entire weekend trying to make it work. I created a synopsis for the first two chapters, but I don't know what point of view would be the best. Well, anyway as always please enjoy.

The Return of Rock Leeby: Korry

Naruto and Konohamaru stood outside, the hotel with the others seeing them off. "Be careful Naruto." Said Sakura. "Don't mess up Dunce." Advised Sasuke. "Don't worry Naruto, I'll take good care of Tenten while you're gone." Kiba had barely gotten the sentence out of his mouth when suddenly, he lay on his back, with Naruto's shoe print on his face. "Be sure to come back to me." Tenten whispered, with her arms around his neck.

"I love you Naru." She said in her sing-song voice. "I love you too." Replied Naruto. Maybe a few months ago, Naruto would have been embarrassed to be so mushy in front of the guys, but "the guys" weren't getting him laid, so mushy was the way to go. Tenten kissed Naruto lightly on the lips before letting him go.

"Kuchiyose No Jutsu!" Naruto summoned a big toad, to transport himself and Konohamaru to Konohagakure, and back along with Lee. "Ready squirt?" Asked Naruto. "Don't call me squirt!" Huffed Konohamrau. As soon as the climbed onto the large transport toad, he leaped into the air and they began their journey.

At first the journey was uneventful, Naruto and Konohamaru on the back to the Toad, leaped effortlessly through the desert. "At this rate we should be in Konohagakure within the next two hours." Announced the Toad. "Hey!" Said a voice. "What's that?" Asked Konohamaru, looking around. Only a few feet behind them, stood a girl. She had fiery red hair, and green eyes. She was wearing a white desert tunic with black and white striped stockings, and she was quite pretty.

As soon as Naruto stopped, the strange girl ran up to them. "You're riding a summon toad! That's so cool!" She exclaimed. "Who the heck are you?" Asked Naruto. "Since you have such a pimped out ride, maybe you'd agree to give me a lift. I need to get back home." She said, ignoring the question. "Look lady, I don't even know you." Said Naruto. "Ah, so polite! Don't call me lady, I'm only 14. Anyway, your not knowing me can easily be remedied. I'm Chocolat. Now... can you help me?"

"Were kind of in a hurry." Said Naruto, trying not to sound rude. "Don't worry, I don't live far from here." Replied Chocolat. "Um Naruto... doesn't this count as picking up a hitch hiker? In every horror film I've ever seen, that's a big no-no." Said Konohamaru. "I'm no murderer... except on Saturdays. Hey! It is Saturday." Giggled Chocolat, when no one joined her in laughing she said. "Kidding, kidding."

"Will you take me home, if I flash you?" She asked, undoing the front of her tunic, to reveal... a tank top. "Got ya!" She began laughing uncontrollably, when suddenly the wind blew her tunic out of her hands. She was now standing in her black tank top, and panties. "Oh darn!" Chocolat turned around, and to the surprise of Naruto and Konohamaru, bent over to retrieve it.

Chocolat's ass was both bigger, and rounder, than Tenten's, and almost spilled out of her tiny, almost see through, white, panties. 'Damn... she has everyone beat...' Naruto hit himself for such a thought "Naruto... I feel kind of strange." Said Konohamaru. "It's called adolescent horniness" Explained Naruto.

"Got it!" Chocolat, finally stood and put her wraparound tunic back on. "Sorry for taking so long... Balance never was my thing." She apologized. "Now... were do you live?"


Naruto's next destination was Goah; a nearby desert village. Konohamaru, Chocolat, and himself all sat in the sand, letting the toad rest his legs, before they resumed travel. "You're probably wondering what I'm doing way out here." Began Chocolat, before either Konohamaru, or Naruto could ask. "I was out gathering desert roses, to cure my sick little sister when these horrible monsters attacked. I finally lost them, but now I'm too far away to walk back home." She explained. "Monsters huh?" Asked Naruto.

"Yes, they seem to have the impression that I'm delicious." Chocolat opened her legs, and leaned back on her elbows. "Do I look delicious?" She asked. "Er..." Stammered Naruto. "Wanna find out?" Konohamaru, who was sitting right across from Chocolat found himself crawling toward her. "That's it Konohamaru... just a little taste..." Konohamaru had no Idea what he was doing, but something was telling him to kiss Chocolat.

Chocolat pulled Konohamaru up to face her, before kissing him. As soon as the kiss was broken, she embraced Konohamaru. "I love you Ko-kun. Never leave me." She said. "What the hell do you think you're doing!" Demanded Naruto. "What? It's not wrong, were only three years apart. Besides, he's safer with me." She countered. "What d'you mean?"

"The Sperrows are here." She replied. "The monsters?" Suddenly the ground erupted and Naruto was sent flying. Naruto looked up, and came face to face, with the most evil things he ever layed eyes on- 6ft hamsters. They weren't your average hamsters. They had foot-long claws, and a large, unicorn like horn jutting from their forehead "The 'Sperrows' are Hamsters!" There must have been a hundred of them. Naruto focused the chakara into his feet, and leaped into the air, to dodge an oncoming Hamster-glomp.

"Hey Konohamaru! A little help?" Called Naruto. "I don't think so Naruto-san... He could get hurt. I don't think I'll let him." Said Chocolat, with her arms around Konohamaru. "Don't listen to her Konohama-" Naruto was cut off, as a Hamster hammer attack, sent him to the ground. 'So they can jump too...' Thought Naruto. "Aaaargh!" Cried Naruto, as a combined Hamster tackle, cracked his ribs.

"You see Naruto-san, I own him. Isn't that right, Ko-kun?" Chocolat brought Konohamaru's face to her chest. "Naruto... I'm sorry." Konohamaru half-mumbled. "Fricken A..." Naruto threw a smoke bomb into the air. As soon as he was obscured from view, he transformed into a giant Hamster. "Not bad... but you're still dead." Said Chocolat. Suddenly, all the Sperrows turned to Naruto, tearing into him with their razor sharp claws, and throwing him to the ground.

"They can smell the difference" Explained Chocolat. 'I'm not healed!' Naruto noticed that the slash marks about his body hadn't healed, neither had his ribs, or his exhaustion. "Naruto needs me..." Mumbled Konohamaru. "No he doesn't, He has Tenten. He's been ignoring you for her. You have me now, I need you." Whispered Chocolat. "Ko-kun, that tickles..." She giggled, as Konohamaru kissed her breasts, in a daze. "I am so boned..." Muttered Naruto, changing back. The Sperrows were surrounding him.

'Be sure to come back to me.' Naruto remembered Tenten's words, and returned to his feet. "Wow, after taking a pounding like that, I'm surprised you can stand. I see why Master Yen is interested in you." That explained a few things for Naruto, Yen was involved. "I'm not going to play his little game! Art of the doppleganger!" 200 solid Narutos, materialized. "Charge!" They all shouted, drawing Kunai.

"Oh my!" Exclaimed Chololat, as the Naruto clones slaughtered the Sperrows. "I guess I'll just summon more. Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" The ground erupted with 400 more Sperrows, overwhelming Naruto's army. "No!" Konohamaru, broke away from Chocolat and drew a kunai he got from Naruto. "Ko-kun... you're breaking my heart." She said, her eyes filling with tears. "No- I..." Stammered Konohamaru, as the real Naruto grabbed his hand.

"Come on squirt! We have to make it to the transport toad!" Urged Naruto, pulling at Konohamaru. "Please Ko-kun... I love you." Pleaded Chocolat. "Come on Konohamaru, we have to g-" Naruto stared wide-eyed at the Kunai in his stomach, and then at Konohamaru. "Konohamaru..." Naruto gasped unbelievingly, as he fell backwards. "Naruto..." Konohamaru's eyes filled with tears.

"Well done Ko-kun. Now is the end." Chocolat stepped towards Naruto, making a sign with her hands. "I don't think so!" Chocolat was sent backwards with a kick. "Naruto! Stay with me!" A familiar voice, but were had Naruto heard it before? Naruto saw who it was, before passing out from blood loss.


They were in a house. It was quite small, and bare but It had the whole "Homey" look to it. "You're awake, sleepy head." Naruto looked up to see, Cassandra standing over him. "What are you doing here? Were are we?" He stammered. "Relax, were in Goah. You're safe here. I followed you, and waited until you needed my help." She explained.

"Wait... You're okay." "Yeah, and?" "What was with the death monologue?" Demanded Naruto. "I had to make sure you'd give it your all." Replied Cassandra. "But Tenten said you were in critical condition." Said Naruto. "Yeah... 'bout that. They moved me to a regular hospital room this morning, and I escaped and followed you." Explained Cassandra. "But your wounds..."

"Naruto, you're much more important to me than a few scratches. Besides Yen couldn't kill me. He'd kill himself first." She said. Before Naruto could speak again, she silenced him with a finger. "I'm not in the best condition right now, but I'll do what I can to help you. Now why don't you go talk to Konohamaru. He's in the next room over, go easy on him."

Konohamaru was sitting on a small bed, crying quietly to himself. "Hey Ko-Kun." Said Naruto, sitting beside him. "Naruto... I'm s-so sorry. I could have really h-hurt you." Sobbed Konohamaru. "We talked together in my head. I told her about my grandpa... I don't know why, but I really like her." Naruto placed a hand on Konohamaru's shoulder. "It's okay, I know how it is. Girls can do that to you."

"But I was powerless. You could have died! I was all set to help you, but one look into her eyes, and I stabbed you." Konohamaru, was crying harder than ever. "It's okay I'm alive, it's over." Comforted Naruto. "I get it now. I see why you never want to take me on missions, I'm not strong enough." Konohamaru winced as Naruto slapped him. "Stop feeling sorry for yourself! No amount of apologizing, or admitting your flaws will make you any stronger! You've got to do that yourself!"

Konohamaru stopped crying, and met Naruto's eyes. "I will get stronger!" He vowed. "Just what I wanted to hear." Said Naruto. "Sorry I hit you." Just then the door creaked open, and Cassandra entered. "That evil bitch is here. She has the whole town looking for us." She announced. "Well? What do we do?" Konohamaru was panicking

"Now, you will go to Konoha without me." Said Naruto. "What!" Demanded Konohamaru. "Look Konohamaru, we still have a mission to accomplish That means we still have to get Lee." Explained Naruto. "What about you?" Persisted Konohamaru. "Naruto and I will deal with Chocolat." Replied Cassandra. "But you're both hurt. I'm the only one unscathed. I'll fight with you!" Konohamaru wasn't going down without a fight.

"Konohamaru... I need someone I can trust to watch my back. No offense, but that Chocolat girl seems to have a perculier control over you. You'd be in the way." Said Naruto, bluntly. "Besides Konohamaru, you're not who she's after. She's more likely to leave you alone, if Naruto isn't with you." Added Cassandra. "But I-" Began Konohamaru, before Naruto cut him off.

"Well Squirt, you say you'll get stronger, but I'm not so sure. If you can't even handle a little mission like this, then how do you intend to ever be Hokage?" Taunted Naruto, knowing that sometimes, baiting was the best way to encourage people. "I'll show you! I'll get the stupid medicine to dog-brow, before you know what happened! This is nothing!" Shouted Konohamaru.

"Good. Then take this." Naruto handed Konohamaru the vile, containing the draft. "Just to be safe, I'll summon Gama Bunta to protect you. You'll be fine." He said, reassuringly. "But the minute you summon him, you're vulnerable After all, a huge toad like that, popping out of nowhere isn't exactly subtle." Said Konohamaru "Let me worry about that!" Said Naruto, biting his thumb and making the necessary gestures. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"

Gama Bunta Materialized, destroying the little hut, and revealing their location to a bunch of speechless townsfolk. "You? What do you want?" He demanded. "Pardon me Great One, but we are quite pressed for time. I humbly ask that you transport this boy to Konohagakure no sato, and back." Said Naruto, remembering that when he spoke to Gama Bunta, He had to use very flattering and respectful language, In short... ass-kissing. "Very well Come along boy!" Gama Bunta grabbed Konohamaru with his tounge, and leaped away.

"Good luck kid." Said Naruto. "Well, since the whole town knows were here, any questions before Hamster girl arrives?" Asked Cassandra. "Yeah, why haven't I healed yet?" Asked Naruto. When he faced Yen the other day, He healed almost instantly after every blow, but he was just as wounded now as he was fighting Chocolat. "Very good question. To access your berserker mode, you have to have two things. One is adrenaline, the other is concentration. When you fought Yen the other day, you already had concentration from our sparring, and you got a fresh dose of adrenaline, when I 'died'." Explained Cassandra.

"During your battle with Chocolat, you had adrenaline, but you couldn't concentrate because of Konohamaru, and the fact that the Sperrows were all around you." That cleared things up for Naruto. "So all I have to do, is concentrate?" Asked Naruto. "I'm afraid I'm not going to give you enough time for that." Chocolat had returned, riding one of her evil little hamsters

Chocolat was decked out in a similar costume from before, except now she had on all black, as opposed to black and white. She also wore, an unusual Ninja headband around her neck. It had the Kanji for chaos, underneath a sideways pentagram. "Hello Naruto. where's my love?" She asked mockingly. "He's busy, but I'm not. I'll pay you back for earlier!" declared Naruto.

"Good decision sending him off like that. If I wanted to, I could have had him kill you." Said Chocolat, in that same cheerful tone. Naruto and Cassandra, stood in front of what was left of the hut they were in, facing their redheaded foe. "Before we begin, what did you do to Konohamaru!" Demanded Cassandra. "I am a practitioner of Ai no Jutsu. My entire set of Shinobi arts, centers almost exclusively around love. The Sperrows help me, because I made them love me.

"I'm also telepathic. Konohamaru and I had a private mental discussion, during which, I probed his subconscious. Apparently, Konohamaru already felt jealous, because you had a girlfriend, and he didn't. So It was easy to turn his feelings of longing, into feelings of lust, and love for me. It all began, when I bent over and gave you that little 'show'. During that I sent subconscious messages to both of you, saying; 'this could be yours'. Since Konohamaru's response was the strongest, I decided to work with him.

"He told me interesting things, while I read his mind. I used his most secret fantasies, to say the perfect things, to make him love me. When the battle began, he was useless to you, and you were constantly distracted by his betrayal So tell me, how did it feel to get stabbed by your precious protoge? Were you-" She was cut off by a blow to the stomach, followed by a swift kick, that knocked her off her mount.

"I got you monologuing. Is this the kind of armatures, Yen surrounds himself with these days?" Cassandra stood atop, the Giant hamster looking down at Chocolat. "What do you know of my master!" Demanded Chocolat, wiping blood from her mouth. "He was my friend." Replied Cassandra, in a matter of fact tone. "Bullshit! You're not worthy to be my footstool! Much less master Yen's friend!" Chocolat's smug expression was completely gone, being replaced by an indignant scowl.

"Why don't you read my mind? Unlock your master's past. You couldn't otherwise." Said Cassandra. "I don't need to! My master will tell me everything, when he's ready!" Replied Chocolat. "What's wrong? Do your mind games not work on Yen? Does the one person you love, only want you for business?" Cassandra leaped into the air, just as the Sperrow she was standing on exploded. "Control your temper, girl." Taunted Cassandra, landing beside Naruto.

"Y-you bitch! You are dead! Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" The entire block they were on, was leveled, as an innumerable amount of Sperrows erupted from the sand. "Cassandra, I'll deal with the rodents!" Naruto charged, full steam ahead, into the masses of evil. "Naruto, what are you doing?" Called Cassandra. Naruto, was being P0w/l/3d, just like before, and the Sperrows had begun tossing him back and forth like a beach ball.

"You see? I am unstoppable!" Gloated Chocolat. Cassandra just scoffed. "My boy, could beat your pets any day." Almost on cue, Naruto released another smoke bomb, and as it cleared, was lost among the identical monsters. "I told you, It won't work." Said Chocolat. The Sperrows, didn't move for a while, before one came froward, and tore into another. The unfortunate monster, fell backwards and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Almost at once, the outraged Sperrows, leaped upon each other and in a very short time, only two were left. The two remaining Sperrows, charged each other, uttering hamstery battle cries. Just as they were about to make contact, they switched directions, and made a bee-line for Chocolat. "What the Fu-" Chocolat, was penned down, by a combined Hamster-glomp

"Stop! what are you doing!" She demanded. In a swirl of smoke, the Sperrows became Narutos. "Got ya!" The ground erupted, as the real Naruto burst out of the sand. "Amazing. You let the Sperrows thrash you, to acquire their scent. Then you changed two dopplegangers into Sperrows, and started a brawl. Soon, they were all sucked into it. You hid yourself into the earth, until the fight was finished, and had your dopplegangers, pin me down. I'm impressed."

"Thanks, but isn't monologuing what got you in trouble the first time?" Naruto, drew a kunai and pointed in Chocolat's direction. "If I can still sense your chakara, by the time I count to five, you're not going to have a very nice day." He warned. "You... You dare threaten me?" Suddenly Chocolat was gone, and Naruto was thrown backwards by an unseen force. The Naruto Dopplegangers, ran to help him, but they were both crushed by Chocolat's feet, as she landed on their heads.

"This isn't good Naruto. I can't move." Said Cassandra. "Me either. Now what?" Asked Naruto. Cassandra, walked over to Naruto, kneeled down, and placed a hand on the side of his face. "Now, the fun really starts."


"What are you doing!" Demanded Iruka, grabbing Konohamaru's hand. "Were have you been?" Konohamaru had been running through, Konohagakure at breakneck pace, before he ran right into Iruka. "I have to see Lee! I have something for him." Choked Konohamaru, exasperated. "What are you talking about?" Asked Iruka, not buying it. "I can explain." Lady Tsunade, stepped out from the shadows.

"Lady Tsunade, what a plesent surprise" Exclaimed Iruka, bowing in respect. "Hello Iruka. Go ahead Konohamaru, Lee's by the river. Now, If you'll come with me Iruka, I'll explain all." She said. Konohamaru ran, as soon as Iruka released him.

Konohamaru reached the river, to find Lee standing on the bridge. "Lee!" He called. "What is it?" Asked Lee. He was wearing casual Chinese-style clothes, and his hair was in a short ponytail. "I have something for you. This'll make you a Ninja again" Said Konohamaru, holding out the vial. "How do I know, you're not just teasing me? It could just be something gross, like pee." Said Lee. His inhibilatation, had made him just a little cynical.

"Look, I don't have time to waste. Everyone needs your help, and you have a chance to be an excellent ninja again But if you want to go on, feeling sorry for yourself, then feel free. I'll help Sakura myself." Said Konohamaru, using a baiting technique he learned from Naruto. "Did you say Sakura?" Asked Lee.


"Having fun, Naruto?" Asked Chocolat, slamming Naruto, to the ground with Psychokinesis, for the 100th time. 'Got to focus...' Thought Naruto, as he was slammed to the ground again "Naruto!" Shrieked Cassandra, who was still unable to move. "Give it up, girl. You can't help him. Even if you could release him from the binding spell I put on the both of you, He's too hurt to move.

'Tenten... I have to get back to her.' Thought Naruto. 'That's it!' Images of Tenten, flashed through his mind. Tenten slowly removing her shirt, Tenten on her knees and elbows, Tenten reaching back to hold Naruto's head in her arms, as she arched her back for him... "What the hell? You're adrenaline's spiking!" Exclaimed Cassandra. Tenten with her hair down, cuddled up next to him, her face drawing closer to his own.

"Stop that! Death blow!" Chocolat sent Naruto into the ground, as hard as her powers would allow, followed by a vilont cracking sound. "He's done." Said Chocolat, releasing her hold on Naruto. "Your turn Bitch, now we'll see who the armature is." Just as she lifted, Cassandra off the ground, a fully healed Naruto, had her in a full Nelson.

"Too late! Now release Cassandra, before I get cranky." Said Naruto. "Very well." Cassandra was dropped to the ground, less than gently. "That was a little, too easy." Said Naruto. "Why not? As you are now, I can't hurt you any more. I have failed..." When Naruto released her, Chocolat fell forward, and lowered her head. "Kill me." She said.

"No!" Said Naruto. "Why! I've no more reason to live!" Chocolat shouted at him, jumping to her feet. Suddenly, Cassandra stepped forward, and slapped her across the face. "You call yourself Yen's right hand girl, but you're a coward. You may consider yourself a martyr, by dying because of your failure. But living in spite of pain, is true courage. Yen knows that better than anyone."

Chocolat looked at Cassandra, with an unreadable expression on her face, before turning away. "I underestimated you, Uzumaki Naruto. You're worthy after all." She said, turning to face them again "Worthy of what?" Asked Naruto. "You'll know soon. By the way... do you two mind doing a little clean up work for me?" The ground erupted, and a 60 ft Demon Hamster, stood before them. "I had Mo-chan here, underground just in case, and the fact that he hasn't killed things for a while has made him a little... cranky. Get rid of him will you?"

"Raaaaaaaaar!" Mo-chan attacked, only to be taken out instantly. "Wimp." Scoffed Lee, standing on the downed monster's head. "You have powerful friends as well... I'll remember that." Commented Chocolat. "Asome Lee!" Konohamaru ran up and high-fived him. "Look, It's my lover." Said Chocolat. "Watch out Konohamaru." Warned Naruto. "Don't worry, I'm done here. I have no time to control, weak little boys."

"I won't be weak for long! I'm gonna get way stronger, and next time we meet, you'll be so impressed that you'll fall in love with me!" Yelled Konohamaru, staring fiercely into her deep Grey eyes. "How entertaining. I look forward to our next meeting, Ko-kun." She embraced Konohamaru, and kissed him on the cheek. "Until next time." And with that, she was gone.

"Nice timing Lee. I was about to murder that big rat, but you just knocked it out." Bluffed Naruto. "Yeah yeah..." Said Lee. "Come on guys. We have no more business here." Said Cassandra. "So Lee," Began Cassandra, as they began their Journey back. "You're pretty cute, especially the eyebrows. What do you think of me?" She teased. "What! I have eyes only for Sakura!"

"That's too bad..."


"Desert seems to be an hour late Naruto." Said Kakashi, attempting a stern tone, and failing miserably. They all sat around the table, in the 'Desert Flower' hotel's grand dining room. "You're such a pain in the ass, Naruto." Joked Tenten. "Lee, you look great!" Commented Gai, looking him over. "Thank you master Gai. Could you cut my hair like yours again?" He asked. "Lee, you proved your independence long ago. You don't need to imitate me to be strong. Besides," Said Gai, dropping to a wispier "I think Sakura likes boys with longer hair."

"Yes sir master Gai." Lee saluted smartly. "Good to have you back Lee." Said Neji, surprising everyone. "Thanks. It's good to be back. Now I can finally defeat you." Everyone laughed, it was if nothing had ever changed. "Tomorrow we complete out mission, let's do our best. To Konoha!" Kakashi raised his glass, and everyone toasted with him.

Afterwards, everyone went off to their personal agendas. Tenten and Naruto, sat alone in Tenten's room. "So you saved yourself, by picturing me in all those sexy poses?" Asked Tenten, after Naruto gave details of his adventure. "Yeah... pretty weird, no?" He asked. "No Naru-chan, I think It's sweet." She giggled. "Hey Tenten, why do you call me Naru-chan? Isn't 'chan' for girls?"

"Do you hate it?" Asked Tenten. "No, I just wanted to know." Said Naruto. "It's because, you're too pretty for Kun." She said, glomping Naruto. "Do you really think I'm a pain in the ass?" Asked Naruto, trying to sound hurt. "I don't know, Naru-chan... let's find out." She replied slyly.

This chapter was extra long. I'll try to have my next chapter up by July 5th... my birthday. (Yes!) See you guys next chapter

-Korry