Calvin opened his eyes.
He looked around.
He noticed that he was in bed.
He saw Nick and Susie sitting on his bed.
"What happened?" Calvin asked in a low voice.
Nick and Susie just sat there, smiling.
"You did it." Susie said.
"That was off the hook." Nick said.
"What? What did I do?"
"You...you saved our lives." Susie said.
"How though?" Calvin asked.
"When the light was blinding all of us, you were pulling Hobbes, you pulled so hard, that the vortex disappeared. You were pulling him with all of your might."
"I did that?" Nick and Susie nodded their heads.
"I believe you. Wait a second…where's Hobbes?"
Susie got Hobbes out from under the bed.
Calvin snatched Hobbes from Susie's hands, and hugged the tiger.
"Hobbes, I'm so glad to see you again."
"I'm glad to see you, too." Hobbes said.
"From now on, I will never let anything happen to you."
"Give me a can of tuna, and I'll forgive you."
"Hobbes…"
"Aw, come on! I haven't eaten in two years! Look at me! I'm just skin and bones!"
Everyone laughed.
"Fine, I'll get you some tuna. I'll be right back." Calvin walked out the door to get Hobbes some tuna.
When Calvin came back with a can of tuna, he saw Susie, and Nick talking to Hobbes.
"So then what happened next?" Susie asked.
"Hey, what are you guys talking about?" Calvin asked, giving Hobbes the can of tuna.
While Hobbes was eating the can of tuna, Susie explained.
"Hobbes was talking about the time you barfed on the floor when you ate your mom's dinner."
All three of them, except Calvin were laughing.
Calvin glared at Hobbes. Hobbes just shrugged.
"Now lets study for that test!" Susie said.
The three of them studied for hours until Nick and Susie walked home.
Calvin and Hobbes were in bed.
"Well, good night. I hope I can ace that test."
"Good night." Hobbes yawned.
Calvin turned off the lamp.
Two seconds later, Calvin turned the lamp back on.
"Hobbes?"
"Yes?"
"It's good to have you back, buddy." Hobbes smiled.
"Well, it's good to be back." He said. Calvin turned the lamp back off.
The next day, Calvin was in the classroom, in his desk, sweating with fear.
Any second now, he will begin the history test.
He needs to ace the test, so he can go to Nick's birthday party.
"Class, I have the history test right here" Miss Wormwood said.
Miss Wormwood started passing the tests out. When she gave the test to Calvin, Calvin was shaking violently.
"You may begin." Miss Wormwood said.
Calvin looked at the first question.
When was America Born?
Calvin looked at that question long and hard. Finally, he wrote something down for that question.
1776.
Calvin looked at the next question.
What year did George Washington died?
Calvin knew that question very well. He wrote the answer down.
1799.
Calvin read question number three.
Abe Lincoln was born in a what?
Calvin wrote the answer down.
Abe Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
It was 11:30, and Calvin was finally finished with the test.
He got out of his desk and handed the test to Miss Wormwood.
"It looks like you took your time, Calvin. You can go back to your seat."
After Calvin got back to his seat, the bell rang.
"Everybody line up for lunch. I'll give you the results of your history tests when you get back." Miss Wormwood said.
"Are you okay, Cal?" Nick asked, as they were lining up.
"Yeah...I'm fine." Calvin said.
After lunch and recess, everyone was back in the classroom.
"I have the test scores right here." Miss Wormwood said.
"Very good Nick, very good Susie, and Calvin…"
Calvin was trembling in fear as Miss Wormwood said his name. Miss Wormwood handed Calvin his test.
"Dare I look? If I fail, I won't go to Nick's party. I better get a good grade. I studided hard for this. Whew. Well, here goes…"
Calvin looked at his score with one eye, and then both eyes.
He passed with flying colors!
"I'm impressed, Calvin." Miss Wormwood said.
"You got a 100 on this test. Keep it up!"
Everyone in the classroom gasped. Everyone ran over to Calvin.
"Can you believe that? A 100!" A girl with blonde hair said.
A boy with red hair felt Calvin's forehead.
"No fever. Are you sure you're okay, Calvin?" The boy asked.
"YES! I'M ALL RIGHT! NOW EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Everyone quickly got back to their seat.
Calvin sighed with relief. Not because he aced the test, but because everyone was not crowding him anymore.
"YES!" Calvin said in a loud whisper.
A week later, Calvin was at Nick's party.
Even Susie was there.
They were in the backyard, having a cookout.
Calvin saw Nick's birthday cake.
It was delicious!
Calvin had Hobbes in his hands.
"Should I eat the cake?" Calvin asked Hobbes.
"Do it." Hobbes said. Then, Calvin turned into Spaceman Spiff.
The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is in space.
Hmm…Those Fudgeians from Planet 45 are really having a fight!
In his red spacecraft, our hero is looking for the most lucious, scrumptious, moist, delicious cake in the history of cakes!
It was located in Planet 59 billion!
I checked everywhere, but I can't seem to spot the planet.
I don't believe it!
My assistant, Spaceman Mort, told me that the cake will be in that planet, but If our hero can't find the planet, then there was no cake!
Hmph!
If this was some sort of space joke, then I don't see the humor in this one!
123 million light years away from home, Spaceman Spiff is still looking for Planet 59 billion.
Suddenly…OH NO!
Aliens from Planet X349 are here!
They are the most vicious, poisinous aliens in the history of the universe!
"So, ya want a piece of me?" I said.
"Well, come and get me!"
"You are not going anywhere, Spiff!" One of the aliens said.
Then, the alien said something in their Planet's language.
Then, the aliens released their horrible stench.
I have to hold my breath, or I'll be killed.
This will last for five minutes!
I can't hold my breth for that long!
COUGH, COUGH!
Okay, okay!
Our hero holds his breath until the stench was gone! It was three minutes, and they are still releasing their stench! I…can't go on! COUGH, COUGH!
Wait just a darn minute!
Spiff see an oxygen mask right next to him. Oops…heh, heh. Spiff quickly puts on his oxygen mask. HA! Now I can't smell it, so they can't kill me now!
Pretty soon, the aliens gave up.
They bolted out of the solar system.
I took off the oxygen mask.
Whew! Wait a second…I see a blue planet.
I've never seen this planet before!
Could this be Planet 59 billion? Our hero gets out his telescope. He got a closer look.
He saw a cake. It looked delicious!
YES! That's it!
That's Planet 59 billion!
Spiff puts his spacecraft on hyper speed, and he got there in a second and a half!
Now, where is that cake?
Spiff decided to search for the cake.
It could be anywhere.
45 minutes later, Spiff is still looking for it.
It was really cold!
Our hero decides to run and look for the cake at the same.
Maybe that will get his blood moving.
I saw a bridge.
A bridge that was the size of Mount Rushmore!
Lucky for Spiff, he's a good climber!
Spiff quickly jumped on the bridge, and began climbing on it.
When our hero got to the top, he looked down. Dang! He can see his spcecraft from up here!
Spiff quickly ran across the bridge. Since the bridge was bug, It took our hero a while to get across.
An hour later, Spiff finall made it across the bridge.
Our hero spots the cake! It was 50 feet long, It had roses, white and blue icing, it was hard for our hero to explain!
Spiff ran over to the cake. Then, he jumped into the cake.
GERONIMO!
SPLAT!
Spiff was in the cake.
Moments later, his head popped out of the cake.
He grabbed his hand, scooped up a handful of cake, and took a bite.
Mmm! Delicious, and moist!
Spiff will now eat the whole thing until his stomach is full!
Mission accomplished.
"Calvin, what are you doing?" Susie asked.
Everyone was looking at Calvin.
Calvin had cake all over him.
He ate half of the cake. Calvin licked the frosting that was on his face.
"Uh…hey everyone. How's it going?"
"Okay, so do you guys want chinese or pizza?" Nick asked.
"Pizza." Everyone said.
"I'll go get the phone." Nick's mom said.
Susie and Nick walked over to Calvin.
"Why did you eat Nick's cake?" Susie asked.
"Yeah, why did you eat MY cake Calvin?" Nick asked.
Calvin just smiled.
"I did it because Hobbes told me to." Calvin grabbed Hobbes and hugged him.
"When will the fun ever stop?" Susie said.
The three of them laughed.
Then, they ran inside Nick's house, playing games until the pizza arrives.
While they were inside, the camera zoomed out of the house, and then they showed the Earth.
Then, in big, black capital letters, it said THE END on the planet Earth.
THE END
CREDITS
E.G. Daily….Calvin, Spaceman Spiff
Tara Strong….Mom, Susie, Nick, boy with red hair
Charlie Adler….Hobbes
Frank Welker….Old man, elephants, Vortex, Aliens
Tom Hanks….Dad
Tress Macneille….Miss Wormwood, Lady
Jennifer Hale….Nick's mom, girl with blonde hair
Tom Cruise….Reporter
Well, that's it. That's the end of the story. There is bonus material on this chapter. Relax and enjoy.
BONUS CHAPTER
FRIENDS
WRITTEN BY: Comicfreak1007
Verse one: You're a kid
You're young
I need your tounge, so I can lick the bravery on your face
I need to know
If you're a friend or foe
Because you have that sick look in your eyes
I'm so sad and depressed, but why?
Chorus: Now we're friends just my luck
Eveything's worth a million bucks
Except for you and me
Now you're gone
Now I'm sad
Now I have other friends…EGAD!
So please come back to me
Verse two: I'm eight
That's great
Having to think gives me stomach aches
I really want to cry
Let's go for a ride
To see the high tide
But wait…you're not here tonight
Verse three: No you're back
Let's grab a snack
We're gonna make changes in my life
I'm still the boss
HA!
That's your loss
I'm glad we're friends again
Verse four: Where are you going
I'm going, I'm going to hell now
Please stay right here
No, no, no, please let me go
We were having so much fun
Yeah, well I'm going to have my own fun
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Verse five: Now he's gone
I look at my lawn
And think of all the good times that we had
My friend…goodbye
(Song ends)
Okay, so I'm not good at writing songs, but at least I tried.
EPILOUGE
"This is President Calvin reporting for duty!" Calvin said.
"Hear, hear!" Susie, Hobbes, and Nick said.
They were in Calvin's treehouse in Calvin's backyard.
They were all wearing paper hats, saluting each other.
"Get Rid Of Slimy Babysitters is now in session. President Nick and Hobbes will review what we did for the last hour!"
Oh yeah, and Calvin changed the name of the club, too, to G.R.O.S.S., to G.R.O.S.B.
Nick and Hobbes got out their sketch pads.
"1:00-1:10: We had milk and cookies." Nick said.
"Thank god we squezzed that into our schedule."
"Hey, I was hungry. You guys agreed with me." Calvin said.
"1:10-1:30 we checked to see if any baby-sitters were in the neighborhood." Hobbes said.
"Rosalyn lives in the neighborhood, but she's in Virginia." Calvin said.
"Hallelujah!"
"1:30-1:45 we read comic books." Nick said.
"Those anime comics were superb by the way." Susie said.
"And 1:45-2:00 we were building our WE HATE BABY-SITTERS KIT." Hobbes said.
"Excellent! This club is now over!"
Everyone took off their paper hats.
Then, they climbed down the rope.
"This is a great club." Calvin said.
Everyone went inside to watch their favorite cartoons.
Thank you for everyone who has been reading this story. Please R&R!
