Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.

A/N: This is for my enjoyment and yours. I'm bored. I thought it would be funny if STRANGE THINGS started happening to ed. So ha. It's pure fun, no offense. Don't take this literally. AS I said before. I'm bored.


One day, young Edward Elric woke up and was about to take a shower when he noticed something...different about himself.

"Eeek! I got my period!" He shreiked.

Al heard him. "What the hell, brother? I thought you were a boy!" He yelled.

"So did I! But do you think I actually CHECKED?" Ed shouted back.

"WELL I WOULD HOPE YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT GENDER YOU WERE, BROTHER! Or is it sister!"

"You're really hurting my feelings, Alphonse!" Said Ed, who was starting to cry. Al sweatdropped.

"Brother is a...he-she?"

2 hours later, in the womens bathroom...

Ed was messing with the tampon machine, which kept eating his quaters and wouldn't give him anything, when Riza walked in and screamed.

"Edward! What are you doing in here?" She shouted, pulling out her gun and pointing it at him/her.

"Shh..." Ed said, motioning with his hands to make her be quiet. He stood close next to her and whispered,

"I'm on my period. Can I borrow a tampon?" He asked quietly.

"What! I thought you were a boy!" She said, backing away.

"That's what I thought too, but apparently not. So can I borrow one or am I supposed to bleed on everything and get my pants burnt off by Mustang?" Ed whispered sheepishly.

Riza rolled her eyes. "No. You can't. If you need one, you can HAVE it. I don't want it back." She said, throwing one at him from her pocket and darting into a stall before he could say anything else that she didn't want to know.

Ed went into the stall and did his buisiness, then stood under the tampon machine.

"I wonder what happened to all of my quarters, anyway?" He asked himself.

It was then that the biggest tampon avalanche of all time invoked itself upon Ed's head.


A/N: god, that was fun to write. XD. And I'm not an Ed hater, so don't eat me.