Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, but I do have a wall scroll and a DVD! D And I don't own Starbucks, but I do own...about 30 empty frappaccino bottles!


Envy hated Pride. He was always the favorite. So one day, Envy decided to play an evil prank on him.

"Heh heh..." He snickered as he snuck into Pride/Bradleys office, disguised as Juliet Douglas. He spied a mug on the desk.

"HA HA! Now I shall have my revenge!" He said, running off with the mug.

Unfortunately, when Envy/Juliet was running through the halls and laughing insamely, he ran straight into Pride/Bradley.

"HA HA! I STOLE YOUR POWER JUICE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK!" Envy shouted, turning back into his normal palmtree and drinking the entire contents of the mug.

"WTF! Envy, that's my coffee! Don't drink that! It's ultra-caffinated!" Pride shouted, but it was too late.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Envy yelled, running around in circles, then running on the walls and the ceiling.

"Oh crap." Pride said, sweatdropping. "Father is going to kill me."



10 minutes later

Envy ran out of the clothing store, dressed in womens lingerie and makeup. "WHERE ARE YOU RIZA MY DARLING!" He called, starry eyed.

Riza was hideing in a bush, panting and holding her gun tightly. "This is scarier than Ishvar..." She muttered to herself just as something heavy landed on her.

"I FOUND YOU!" Envy clung to her and she shot him in the eye. "You don't love me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled, falling to the ground as Riza ran away as fast as she could.

Envy walked, depressed, to the Starbucks across the street. He got stared at a lot, because who wouldn't get stared at if they were a man in womens lingerie and makeup in the middle of a Starbucks?

"Can I help you...sir...or is it Ma'am?" The person at the counter asked.

"Just give me 5 doubleshots." Envy muttered.

"Isn't that a little dangerous, sir?" The counterperson, whose name was Bob, said, lifting an eyebrow.

"I don't care." Envy said.

Bob sweatdroppd and gave him the five doubleshots, which Envy then opened and drank all at once. Shortly afterwards, he exploded all over Bob and the one other person who was in the starbucks, who had flies all over him and looked a little dead.

Pride looked in through a window. "I warned him..." He sighed. "Never drink coffee, kids!" He said, going back to his usual happy Bradley self.


A/N: I don't really like how this one ended. R&R!