Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.


Once there was a boy named Edward who was on drugs. Crack, marijuana, pinecones, anything. He liked drugs a lot. So one day he went to his lover, CHARLIETHEMUTANTCACTUS! And asked if he could smoke him. But Charlie said no, so Edward curled into a little ball and died. But, since this is fanfiction, he magically came back to life through the power of the force.

Then, Ari had a dream about dancing mushrooms. Ed smoked the mushrooms and got high. ISN'T THAT CUTE! O have mushrooms in my yard bec asue my yard be STANKY. But that is not the point. The point is...

I DREAM OF JEANNIE IS SEXY.

Last week, Edward got drunk and died. THE END