Disclaimer: I'm retarded. I'm not nearly smart enough to own FMA.
It was a day. But not just any day….it was a HOT day. So, Roy decided to slack offa work and drag Riza along with him to the pool. Riza was pissed but she snuck some paperwork into her bathing suit because she didn't intend to go swimming anyways. Also, she knew that Roy just wanted to see her in a bathing suit and/or wet because Ari likes Royai.
When they got to the pool, everybody in the fricking world was there. The pool was hot with all the people in it, so Roy and Riza just squeezed into the only partially shady spot they could find around the pool and roy danced around like a retard commenting on how good he looked in a towel. Then armstrong came and showed off his excessive and disturbing muscels and everybody left the pool. Armstrong got empo so he went to have an affair with Breda.
Smiroking, Roy threw Riza into the pool before she could move. Then the paperwork cane out of her bathingsuit and Roy called her a stuffer. She still had nice boobs anyways so he was just making fun of her. Then everyone got sunburn and died of skin cancer.
I wrote this because my sunburn hurts.
