Drabble 50: Harry Potter and the Sarcasm of House

"What is this rubbish? Bloody hell, I can't believe any of it," House was mocking a British accent, a Harry Potter book on his lap.

"You don't use those words," Chase looked at his lap. "…And that would explain it."

"Bloody hell, mate," House laughed, "This book blows. Who wrote it?"

"J.K. Rowling? A woman with a few billion dollars?"

House scoffed. "Hey, quality, not quantity. I must admit, Voldemort is one bad mother I wouldn't fancy a go at."

"People actually do talk like that." Chase said, "It's rude to mock them."

"What's got your wand in a knot?"

Fin.

(A/N: I couldn't help it. No, I couldn't. And I have 50 of these 'bloody' things. Done. So that's another 50 till my goal is complete?)