Author's Note: I don't know what happened. I got reported because apparently my story should've been rated M because of 'fuck' words. -.- So it's back now, but Rated M.
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Summary: Sequel to I Dare You! As Tomoyo and Eriol are invited over to spend the last year of high school with Sakura, things becomes chaos. Sakura, Tomoyo, Jay, Jason, Jill, Lee, and Meiling all began crushing on each other while boyfriends are getting jealous. Suddenly, they turned a fun, loving game of dare into a whole new way of perfect revenge.
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Chapter One
Welcome Back, Everyone
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The Gang's Age: 17/18
Grade: 12
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"WAI! Last day of school! I'm so happy!" Meiling cried happily, stretching her arms and legs.
A girl lay beside her and yawned. "No biggie to me. Feels the same."
Meiling brushed her black hair back and laughed at the girl. "No wonder! You've been skipping the whole entire damn year, Sakura!"
"Well, that too…" the girl name Sakura admitted sheepishly.
"You know, tomorrow we won't be getting anymore homework, you really should go…"
"Why?"
"Because…" Meiling dropped her tone a notch. "I overheard, that next year, Syaoran wants to make sure ALL his classes are with you… and if you don't go at least ONCE a year, they'll completely take you off the name list…"
Sakura groaned. "Oh your cousin is SO annoying! A girl needs her privacy sometimes!"
"He's not just my cousin… he's your boyfriend too…"
"Well… yeah… but still!"
"Just come! I'll be fun! Trust me…" Meiling winked. "Or at least, we'll make it fun."
Sakura laughed and threw a pillow at Meiling as another one immediately hit her face. Meiling was a girl that had reflexes of a cat, and she found it hard to ever dodge one of her 'Meiling throws', but that's what made it fun.
Meiling was right. There was no work for the last day of school.
"Sheztki Nina…"
"Here…"
"And Wichau Tauqi."
"Here…"
"Ok, class—"
"Lady, you missed me."
The teacher looked up from the attendance sheet to see a girl whose face she had never seen before—thank God for that. The girl looked like she just came back from a funeral.
"Your name?"
"Kinomoto Sakura."
The teacher scanned the sheet, and saw the name crossed out in a thin line.
"Ah yes, the student who never came to school for even ONE DAMN day now decides to come back on the absolute LAST day of school, eh?" The teacher snorted. "Stupid irresponsible students…" She muttered.
Sakura slapped her hands on her desk. "Want to know what happened to the last teacher who acted like a bitch to me?"
"YOUNG LADY! LANGUAGE!"
"FUCK YOU! SEE IF I CARE!" Sakura gave the teacher her middle finger and stuck out her tongue. "YEAH! BITE ME! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, HUH, HUH? OLD HAG! BITCH! FUCKER! AIDS POSITIVE! HE-SHE! NO-GENDERED, POOR-EXCUSE FOR A FEMALE, POLLUTION TO THE EARTH OF A POISON! YOU FUCKING PROSTITUTE! BACON FAT! FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT!"
The teacher gasped. "How, how, HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S IT! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, OR WHATEVER YOU ARE, YOU'RE SUSPENDED!"
"FINE!"
Sakura grumbled under her breath as she surrounded the school gates. "That's just great…" She muttered. "Suspended at my first minute of school… Perfect."
Even though Sakura has been changed a lot by her boyfriend, Li Syaoran, even though she had broken her promise of never shedding another tear, although she seemed to have become weaker, gentler, that's not quite true. She still puts on the same make-up, and does not show a sensible side for those she does not know/does not care for.
Sakura leaned against the gate and sighed. Things has gotten a LOT better since the day everything was confessed with Syaoran, but there are still days, when motherly and fatherly love still felt missing in her life… but… that's ok.
What's more important, is the fact that she's bored stiff around this place! Hong Kong is too damn crowded and people take things way too personal! There's no place to have fun! And if you go on the streets and randomly find some punk looking person to ask them to dare you to do something, they'd cast you the weirdest look and then run away. Sakura would then just roll her eyes and wonder why they're dressed so 'cool' when they're really a bunch of puny chickens.
And then there's the basic manner shit. If you open a fucking door and decide to hold it open for some person, instead of them thanking you, they'd look at you defensively, as if saying 'what do you want from my life?'
After a while, Sakura realized no one held the door open for one another, and the only occasion when people did, was when they smiled at each so sickly fake that Sakura almost went up and punched their noses until it was bleeding so bad that stitches wouldn't even be able fix it.
Sakura raised her head at the gates, and there, she saw a girl who looked a lot like her self—just with longer and girlier hair—poking around.
The girl tiptoed everywhere she went and struck out her neck so far she looked positively like a thief trying to investigate the area before robbing.
Sakura ran to the other side of the gate, flipped over and landed softly behind the girl.
The girl took no notice of her and continued touching the gate bars, peeking here and there.
"Hey!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" The girl spun around so hard her neck crunched and Sakura winced. "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?" The girl asked with wide eyes. "I mean, YOU, TRYING TO KILL ME, AS IN THE ONE AND ONLY JILL LORISSET! HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU I ASK, I MEAN IT'S ME! IT'S JILL LORISSET, IT'S JILL LORISSET! ARE YOU POSITIVELY MENTAL OR SOMETHING? I COULD'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK YOU KNOW! I COULD'VE DIED! AND MY NECK HURTS NOW! JUST WHAT IS IT WITH YOU? YOU STUPID PEOPLE WITH NO MANNERS! STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME! AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? ARE YOU TRYING TO ROB THE SCHOOL? ARE YOU SKIPPING? THAT'S NOT GOOD YOU—"
Sakura slapped her across the face.
The girl gasped. "YOU DARE! I'M JILL LORISSET AND YOU'VE JUST SLAPPED ME! HOW DARE YOU—"
"OKAY!" Sakura screeched, clamping her hand over the girl's blabbering mouth. "Jeez, you sure are loud…" Sakura looked her over. A girl same height as her, same hair colour, a lighter shade of brown were her eyes. They looked warm and sort of like honey. "So your name's Jill Lorisset…"
The girl nodded with her eyes still wide… and sort of guilty and giddy at the same time.
"Can I just call you Lorisset?"
The girl looked at her as if she just came from Mars. "Are you like, GAY?"
"PARDON ME!"
"I'm serious! Why would you call me by my last name?"
"Last name? You stupid moron head! Then you should've said your name is Lorisset Jill!"
The girl gave her another one of her 'habitant of mars' look. "What planet are you from?"
"Planet Pluto." Sakura replied sarcastically. "I'm from Japan."
"Well I'm from Canada. And over there, we say our first name first, and everyone calls us by our first name no matter what…"
"Even if you don't like the person?"
"Well yeah…"
"Well in Japan, we say our last name first, and only your friends can call you by your first name, everyone else, your last name."
Jill nodded. She seemed to have calmed down a bit and lent Sakura her hand lazily. "Nice to meet you. Glad to have made a second friend in my life."
"Yeah, nice to meet you too—WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? YOUR SECOND FRIEND?"
"Well yeah, in Canada, in my school, everybody hates me, only one girl likes me, so you're my second friend."
Sakura wondered how on earth did the girl get the guts to say that out loud. "Um… yeah…" Quickly, she took her hand back. "Um… why are you so unpopular?"
Jill thought a bit, then began muttering to herself while pacing furiously, and for a moment, Sakura almost made a run for it. She was almost positive the girl had just escaped the mental hospital.
"Well, it's awkward to say this…" Jill began. "But that's ok." Jill sighed with hearts in her eyes, and Sakura wondered if her state of mind is constantly changing in an unhealthy manner. "You see, there's this guy, I'm completely in love with, his name is Jason Riley. Then Jason's best friends with Jay Ranson, the most popular guy in school. And because I completely HATE Jay Ranson because he absolutely has NO respect what-so-ever for girls—I won't get into the details—I'm very rude to him. But the thing is, he's also very popular, actually most popular, and the stupid low-life guys and gals in my old school doesn't care how he treats people, they just continue to treat him like God. So what happened, basically, was they all hated me for being mean to Jay, and the only friend I have, is a person name Lera Khan."
Sakura took a drink out of her bag, expecting this story to a long one.
"The only reason she's my friend, is because she's not AS obsessed over the stupid nasty Jay/Gay/Idiotic/no-brained/disrespectful/unholy/Birdieness person, because instead, she's in love with—"
Sakura began sucking on her straw and savoured the icy coke.
"Li."
Sakura spat everything out and choked. "ACK, cough, cough! ACK!"
"Um… are you ok?"
"Cough, yeah, ack, cough cough, uh-huh, ack…" After minutes, Sakura managed to un-choke herself and had to take a big breath of air. "Whew. Ok, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY THE GUY'S NAME IS?"
Jill tilted her head. "Li. Li S."
"COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH, COUGH!" Sakura choked a bit more and this time spilt all her coke on the concrete ground. "WHAT'S HIS NAME?"
Jill rolled her eyes. "Ok, are you mentally retarded, or hard of hearing of just have some strange problem? Because I can take you to the hospital if you want. It's gonna cost you ten bucks though."
"I'M FINE! What's that guy's full name?"
"Li Syaoran!"
Sakura almost fell to the ground hearing that. "OKAY! SPELL his name…"
"L-e-e, S-h-a-o-r-u-n."
Sakura sighed with relief. "Thank God…"
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing. So, what are you doing here then? It still doesn't explain anything…" Sakura questioned as she took another fresh orange juice from her bag.
"Well…" Jill started blushing deeply. Then she began sighing dreamily. "Well… it's kind of embarrassing…" and Sakura found it surprising that 'embarrassing' was part of Jill's vocabulary. "You see, the two guys, Jason Riley, and the OTHER ONE, they're really rich, and they wanted to come to another country for some different learning experiences, so they decided to come to Hong Kong. And the thing is, they were going to come alone, but Lee Shaorun (Sakura choked some more) is one of those wanting to be cool people, so he said he'll pay for himself and all and he just wanted to come along, so they said ok, and so he's here too. And me, well I just miss Jason so much! So I'm deciding to see him like when school starts and I'll just say… it's a coincidence that we're meeting here. At first my friend Lera didn't want to come, but now Lee (Sakura gags) Shaorun's coming too, she decided she'll come with me."
"Basically you two are stalking boys ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE WORLD."
"Well, I wouldn't call it stalking…" Jill sighed again. "Oh, did I mention I've also made special arrangements so that I'll be in every single one of Jason's class?"
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Nope, you're not stalking him at all."
Jill checked her watch. "Oh, look at the time, I have to be back before noon so Lera and I can look around. Wanna come?"
Sakura took a step back unintentionally. "Um, I'm busy."
"Like hell you are. I bet you're suspended aren't you."
Sakura was suspicious. "What makes you say that?"
"LOOK AT YOU!"
"What about me…" Sakura replied defensively.
"Look at your cloth, make-up! And besides, if you weren't, you'd be in class by now."
"I'm… not suspended…"
Jill just smirked at her. "It's pretty sad you'd be suspended on the last day of school. But that's ok. So wanna come with my friend Lera and me?"
This girl's certainly very sure of herself… Sakura thought to herself. And also very immune to other people's words. If I didn't know better, and if I weren't lying, I'd call her rude. "I'm… sort of… busy… yeah…"
"Oh. That's ok. Can I have your phone number then? We can hang out sometimes during summer!"
For some reason, Sakura had a feeling this Jill person is going to be calling her constantly leaving her with no privacy—after all, she sounded like a professional stalker—and would not take no for an answer. At the same while, Sakura found herself not being able to say things straightly like she has been able to in the past, which would've been 'I don't like you, I don't want to give you my phone number, because I don't want to end up like your poor, poor Jason. Listen girl, you spook me, there must be something terribly wrong with your mental health if you only have one friend, so I will not give you my phone number, I don't care if you're offended and is going to go home and cry for the rest of day, because frankly, you must be really disturbed to cry about something like this. Have a nice day, enjoy life, just leave mine alone.'
Instead, she said. "I… uh… I don't have a phone." When the words left her mouth, she realized how lame it sounded.
Jill rolled her eyes. "Yeah, I get rejection all the time. You're probably sick of me. But that's ok. What's your phone number, girl?"
Sakura could not believe her ears. This girl doesn't even CARE that someone completely despises her! Instead, she'll just keep pressuring you. There's DEFINITELY something wrong with her. "Um… my family is, very, very… poor. And um… we can't afford a phone… so we sold it… for today's… breakfast."
"Yeah, yea." Jill brushed her comment aside. "That's why you still have money to buy make-up."
"I… I borrowed the make up from a friend."
"Let's go to your house right now."
"I… I'm not allowed to bring guests."
"Oh puh-lease! You can't dislike me this much! That's it. If you're not taking me there, I'm stalking you all the way home. You'll have to eventually go back."
Sakura sighed. A whole entire year of not interacting with bitches has softened her. By a lot.
They ended up at the Li mansion, Jill gasped in awe and began poking around. Sakura prayed that she would not break anything or steal anything in the process to sell and pay for her next month's rent, seeing that she's rather poor and her parents didn't seem to know she has snuck to the other side of the world.
"Yup, you have no phone…"
Sakura felt sort of guilty. "Sorry… I just… like peace, that's all."
Wei walked by. He saw Sakura and bow down. "Good morning, Ms. Kinomoto-sama, aren't you in school right now?"
"Good morning Wei, no, I just got suspended."
Wei blinked. "Oh…"
"But don't tell Syaoran, though…" She winked.
"Of course, I will not tell master Li about this…" He chuckled lightly and walked away.
Sakura found Jill staring at her as if she's the most fascinating show in a free-for-all. "WHAT? STOP STARING AT ME!"
Jill huffed. "I'm SO telling Lera! I cannot believe you'd stoop this low! That's why you were so nervous the whole time!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't play dumb with me girl! I know what you're up to! LEE SHAORUN IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE, ISN'T HE? HUH? HUH?"
"What th—"
"ANSWER ME DAMMIT! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LYING! LIE TO ME AND I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD! HOW DARE YOU KEEP HIM HERE AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT? IS THAT WHY YOU WERE ACTING SO WEIRD? YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL LEE AWAY FROM LERA, AREN'T YOU? ANSWER ME!"
"Jill I—"
"DENIAL WILL NOT WORK WITH ME! I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE DIRTY SCHEMES! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY LERA LIKE THIS? IF SHE KNEW, SHE'D HAVE YOUR HEAD! AND I'LL BE THE ONE FINDING AXES FOR HER! HOW DARE YOU I SAY, HOW DARE YOU!"
"Listen to m—"
"GOT NO ANSWER EH? I KNEW IT! YOU DIRTY LITTLE BI-ATCH! YOU HAVE NO WAY TO DENY THIS! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!"
"SHUT UP YOU CRAZY FUCKER! I'LL FUCKING TALK TO YOU IF YOU'LL ONLY FUCKING SHUT THAT FUCKING TRAP OF YOURS!"
Jill gasped. "You… You said… you said f-u-c-k!"
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Goodie bitch. Just say the fucking word, don't fucking spell it…"
Jill winced again. "You're scaring me…"
Sakura bristled. "Not as much as you're scaring me…" she muttered. "Ok. Listen to me girl. Remember how I was choking/coughing/dying when you mentioned Lee Shaorun's name today?" Jill nodded. "That's because, I live at Li Syaoran's house!"
"WHAT?" This time it was Jill's turn to choke. "Lee Shaorun lives here? OH MY GOD HE NEVER TOLD ANYON—"
"DON'T INTERRUPT!" Sakura cleared her throat. "When I say Li Syaoran, I mean a guy, who's LAST NAME is Li, FIRST NAME Syaoran, spelt L-i, S-y-a-o-r-a-n. He's originally from Hong Kong, and this is his house. He's my boyfriend, and since I came from Japan, he offered to let me stay here. Get it?"
Jill nodded as understanding processed through her mind and Sakura found it fascinating that processing could actually occur with this girl. "That's why you were suffocating the whole time… Wow, it's so funny how they have such similar names! And he's so nice! He actually let you stay here? Wow, so you weren't joking when you said you were poor…" Jill patted her. "Such a kind boyfriend, adopting you like this…"
Sakura stared at her, HARD. "Ex-CUSE ME! I am NOT poor! My house is nicer than this thank you very much! To tell you the truth he KIDNAPPED me here!"
"That's so romantic!" Jill squealed. "I wish Jason would kidnap me to his house some day!" Then she was off in la-la land again.
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Ok, party's over, you've seen the house, it's time for you to go home."
"But, but, I still need your phone number!"
Desperate to get her out of the house (or just 10km away from Sakura), she ushered her away. "Ok, ok, 0067-426. Ok, bye! Have a nice day! See you next school year!"
"But—"
Sakura slammed the door. "But preferably not…" She finished her sentence.
Just as she expected, all summer long, the damn girl—meaning Jill Lorisset—called day and night. Starting from as early as 6:00 in the morning, to 12:00 midnight if not later. And what does she do? She talks about that stupid Jason Riley hour after hours, as if Sakura really cares! And if Sakura finds some excuse to go, Jill would actually come all the way over the mansion.
Not wanting Jill to accidentally blab out how they met after Sakura got suspended, she never dared to let Jill get close to the mansion, and instead invented a new way.
Since that Jill can talk for hours straight even when the other person doesn't make a sound, Sakura installed another phone line, and while Jill blahs, she just leaves the phone on, and once in a while say, 'Yup' or 'Now really…' or something close to that and actually sound convincing.
The whole long summer passed in misery.
Meiling had once volunteered to take this Jill person on for her, but after one try, she immediately gave up—which is saying a lot considering the fact that Meiling never gives up.
However, the one good thing, is that her dear, dear boyfriend, Li Syaoran—not Lee Shaorun—invited Tomoyo and Eriol to come over and study the last year of high school with them! And that was the one and only thing Sakura looked forward to.
Two days before high school started, Tomoyo and Eriol came over. Everybody hugged and chatted about everything that's happened, and they were all so excited since Syaoran took the extra time and special care to make sure all five of them—including Meiling—were in the same class everyday.
All they had was Day 1, then Day 2 and back and forth and back and forth. Eight classes a day, and it's all non-mandatory.
Here's their schedule:
Day 1
Art
Math
English
Biology
Lunch
Photography
Business Technology
Business Management
French
Day 2
Drama
Band
Family Studies
Phys Ed
Lunch
Geography
History
Chemistry
Strings
The classes were fifty minutes each, an hour for lunch, and usually you were 'requested' to stay after school for a bit extra. Translation: stick your butt in the class or else you'll flunk so hard you'll be crippled for days straight.
Sakura had only convinced herself to go to school because her friends would be there, and Syaoran would be suspicious and find out what she really had been doing for the past year.
And before you know it, School started, and everybody reported to school. It is however very unfortunate that Meiling could not come to the first day of school due to the fact she coincidentally had a karate black belt exam on this day.
Because Art was their first class, it was also their homeroom.
Kids crowded inside, and to her disbelief, Sakura realized Jill was in her class, standing there with a calm looking girl with dark brown hair that was wavy and reached past her waist, her eyes were dark blue but also sort of grey. A very strange combination. Sakura guessed that it was the Lera Khan.
"Oh… shit…" Sakura groaned.
"What's the matter?" Tomoyo asked.
"See that girl over there?" Sakura said, pointing at Jill.
"Yeah?"
"That's the annoying bitch calling me 24/7."
"Um… well, my last name's D, so I'll be far, far away…" Tomoyo laughed nervously.
"Class, class! Pay attention!" A very stern lady with dark yellow hair walked up. She wasn't too odd, but she certainly looked very odd—perhaps a way of showing she's artistic? She had a half ponytail on one side, a strand of hair on the other side streaked neon green; it shined so much students' eyes were hurting. She had on a pair of pants that looked somewhat like from the 60s hippies people, a top that was bright dark blue and furry with a hot pink vest over it. "Class, I'm Mrs. Vinetian. But call me Mrs. V. Now, arrange yourself in alphabetical order please, I don't have time to do it for you, so just do it yourself, and good opportunity to get to know each other anyways. Go."
Syaoran turned to Sakura. "Well, since your last name starts with K, and mine start with L, I guess you're sitting in front of me?" He said with a smile, which soon faded. "Sakura?"
Sakura, however, was lost in a trance.
In middle of the room, standing with two guys, was a man looking drop-dead gorgeous. He was pure blonde and had the most sparkling blue eyes anyone can ever imagine. "Oh my God… He is a God…" Sakura muttered feeling helpless, she found herself drifting towards him.
The guy sat down as one of his friends sat in front of him and another sat behind him.
And when Sakura turned to look at the guy behind the blonde one, and she nearly had a heart attack. "Oh, you hot hunk a delicious boy!" She muttered powerlessly, swallowing with as much control as she has left. "Oh my God. He's almost as cute as the first one…" She walked up to him and tried to straighten up. "Hi, there." She smiled flirtatiously. "What's your name? You know, so I may find where my seat is."
"Oh, it's Riley. I'm Jason Riley, nice to meet you."
The name struck a cord through Sakura's brain. After hearing about it all summer, she finally knows why Jill's obsessed with this particular boy. Well, screw Jill, this one belongs to her. Then she looked at the drop-dead gorgeous blonde sitting in front. "And what's your last name?" She asked with a slight pout.
Jason appeared to have been more proper, while the blonde one seemed to love flirting. He winked. "You're looking quite pretty today, baby, my last name is which ever one that'll end up next to you." After a lazy and charming smile, he held out his hand. "Jay Ranson."
That name rang a bell too. Because Jill was constantly talking about how horribly disgusting and unlikeable this person was. But, whatever, he was certainly something worth dying for. "I'm Sakura." She smiled. "And I guess I really do belong behind you, and in front of Jason."
"That's great, I hope to… get to know you better." He said when Sakura gave her his hand, which he held on for much longer than needed.
Li Syaoran saw whom Sakura was sitting with and his jaws tightened. Since when did those two things become part of their school? He had ended up sitting in front of a girl name Jill Lorisset since her last name was L, and in front of him was a certain Lera Khan, and both girl were busy staring at the guys Sakura had been paying an awful a lot of attention to.
Mrs. V walked by and began asking everybody their name.
Soon, it reached Sakura. "You?"
"Sakura… Sakura… Rihzkey."
The teacher raised an eyebrow. "Interesting last name." She commented.
Sakura sweat dropped secretly inside. What a gay last name. Oh well, at least she'll fit perfectly between a 'Ran' and 'Ril'. "Um, thank you." Hoping her wit would fool the teacher.
"Your name's not even here… Ah! Wait, it is, Sakura… isn't it, Kinomoto?"
"You see," Sakura began. "I had a mom, who divorced my dad, Kinomoto's my dad's last name, but then she married again, to another man, and the other man's last name is Rihzkey, and they just married two weeks ago, so I haven't had time to change my last name yet… but, you can change it for me right now, if you'd like." She said a matter of factly.
The teacher raised an eyebrow, but with Sakura's un-guilty expression, she finally nodded. "How do you spell it?"
"R-i-h-z-k-e-y."
"Very well. Next."
"Jason Riley."
"Yes, Riley. Next."
"Lee Shaorun."
"WHAT?" Syaoran, Sakura, Tomoyo and Eriol all screamed, snapping their head towards the guy.
Syaoran could've sworn the girl in front of him actually sighed while squirming in her seats. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?"
The guy turned to the four pair of eyes staring at him accusingly. "Lee, Shaorun."
"Oh, NO YOU DON'T!" Syaoran cried storming out of his seats. He took large strides over to Lee's side and held him up by his collar. "Listen, punk, I don't need ANOTHER POSER IN THIS BLEEDIN' CLASS, GOT IT! CHANGE YOUR GODDAMN NAME!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU CHANGE YOUR DAMN NAME! YOU DON'T RULE THE FRIGGIN' SCHOOL, SO YOU CHANGE IT IF YOU HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM!"
"MR. LI AND LEE!"
Syaoran clutched his ears as if he heard something disgusting. "UGH! DON'T CALL HIM THAT! IT DISSES MY NAME!"
"MR. LI!" Mrs. V hurried and showed the clipboard to Syaoran. "See? The names are spelt differently, it's only a coincidence."
Syaoran glared hard at the floor for a minute, and for a second there, the whole class thought he might become a lit up dynamite, going to explode any minute. But soon, he took a deep breath and sat back down.
When the teacher was done with everything, she walked to the front of the desk, as Lee, —not Li—Jason, Jay, Jill and Lera walked to the front of the class.
"Class." The teacher began. "We are very fortunate this year, to have five students from Canada to come and visit us. They're not quite as fluent in Cantonese yet, so I hope you will not make fun of them and be very mature about it, as you are all going to go to university next year and become an official adult."
The students clapped, but mainly just focusing on the three gorgeous guys.
And believe it or not, but Lee Shaorun looked almost exactly identical to Li Syaoran, but he had more of a North American look, which was considered 'cool'.
"Oh wow, Jill, Lera, what are you two doing here?" Jason whispered in English in front of the class while students clapped.
Jill smiled shyly. "What a coincident isn't it? My dad thought that before my eighteenth birthday, I should get perfect Cantonese as an extra credit, so he sent me here, and Lera's here with me to learn…"
Jay snorted. "Learn my ass…"
Jill stomped his feet and he grumbled.
"Well, I must say, it's good to see you, Lera." Lee stated, smirking a little.
Lera just blushed like a ripe tomato but still was able to look into his eyes. "I know, we spent so much time together in Canada, we'll do the same in Hong Kong too."
"For sure."
"Stop flirting Lee." Jay rolled his eyes. "You're sickening me."
Jason just laughed lightly. "Don't embarrass the poor guy, he's got the right to love, Jay."
"Oh, if only you knew how much Jill loves you…" He muttered.
"Huh? What did you say?"
Jill whacked his hard across the head. "He said nothing!" She growled and then said to Jay, "No one asked for your opinion!"
But Sakura gasped.
She stood up from her seat and ran to the front of the room and delivered a punch across Jill's face.
"TAKE THAT BACK YOU BITCH!"
"OW!" Jill cried, stumbling onto Lera who stumbled onto Lee who jabbed his waist in the corner of the desk next to him.
"OUCH! WHAT THE HELL!"
Sakura took no notice of that and slapped Jill again causing her to once again to fall on Lera who fell harder on Lee who jammed his waist harder into that corner of that cursed desk. "GOD, DAMMIT!"
Sakura sniffled and ran towards Jay and touched his head delicately. "Oh my dear sweetie, are you ok?" She said with an adorable frown, while trying to subtly wipe off her black makeup as much as possible so that she'll get a more angelic look.
He covered his hand over her hand that was over his head while touched her cheek with his other, and looked at her with his startling blue eyes. And at last, blue met green! (That's just cheesy.) "I'm fine, I mean, I'll survive, but, will you kiss it better for me?"
"Oh, you poor dear!" Sakura gasped with her now-faintly-black lips trembling with care. "Of course I will."
"Don't make me gag." Jill rolled her eyes.
Sakura kicked Jill harshly without ever breaking her emotional face and the eye contact.
"OW!" Jill again ran into Lera who was just about to run into Lee when—
"Oh no you don't!" And he ducked down and Lera ran into the desk.
"OUCHIE! LEE! HEY! THERE'S TWENTY DOLLARS IN THE DESK!" And Lera took the money and pocketed it with a satisfied smile, leaving Lee grumbling furiously under his breath.
And just as Sakura leaned down a bit to brushed her lips to Jay's forehead, Li Syaoran suddenly came out of nowhere and yanked Sakura's hair causing her to fall backwards into his arms, and not giving her a chance to give Jay's forehead a deep wet kiss which may lead into an accident slip into a French kiss.
"OK WE'VE GOT TO GO TO OUR NEXT CLASS!"
"HEY!" Sakura squealed. "Stop pulling my hair!"
"Sorry!" Syaoran grumbled roughly and dragged her across his shoulder and began walking away. "OK, CLASS IS OVER WE'RE LEAVING EARLY! TOO BAD SO SAD MRS. V YOU CAN KISS MY ASS FOR ALL I CARE!"
"Hey! But what about my boo boo? It still hurts!" Jay whined.
Jason stomped on his foot and hissed, "Hello! Can't you tell? She's got a boyfriend!"
Jay blinked innocently. "Um… yeah… sure… but um… I really… er… don't see your point…"
Jason slapped his forehead. "You've GOTTA, learn to have more respect for others one of these days."
After Syaoran dragged Sakura outside with Tomoyo and Eriol claiming to have a need of following them, Mrs. V just looked around, confused. "What's the problem with that Li guy? Why did he say if I had a problem I can kiss his ass? Why would I have a problem? It just doesn't make any sense… hm… kids are weird these days…"
Syaoran, Sakura, Tomoyo and Eriol…
"Sakura what is wrong with you?"
Sakura blinked at Syaoran. "What?"
"You were flirting with that guy like mad! And you were staring at the other Bacon—or whatever his name is—dude like he was a God or something!"
"Bacon?"
"The brown haired radioactive poisoning coloured eyes guy!"
Sakura glared at him. "His name, is not Bacon. It's Jason. And it's not radioactive poisoning coloured eyes, they're blue green, turquoise coloured, not radioactive poisoning."
"Whatever! Bacon, Jason, it rhymes! And what about the other one, the one name Gay or something? YOU KISSED HIM!"
"HIS NAME, IS JAY! He's not GAY!"
"WHATEVER! JUST EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"
"HE GOT A BOO BOO! I TRIED TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER!"
"MY ASS YOU WERE! DON'T PLAY MISS INNOCENT WITH ME!"
"I'M NOT! I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE!"
"BY FALLING IN LOVE WITH OTHER GUYS! IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, I'M STILL YOUR BOYFRIEND! YOU LIVE WITH ME, YOU EAT OFF OF ME, I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND TREAT YOU BETTER THAN ANY GUY WOULD EVER TREAT A GIRL AND WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER AND I HELPED YOU OVERCOME YOUR GREATEST PROBLEM! ARE YOU FORGETTING ALL OF THAT FOR A SIMPLE GAY-BACON?"
"It's not Gay, and it's not Bacon…" Sakura muttered. But she didn't bother arguing on it, because Syaoran did have a point, he had been the greatest friend, lover, helper she's ever met in her life. "Aww, baby, you know I will always love you…"
"I certainly hope so…" Syaoran whispered.
"Trust me." Sakura told him. "You are always special to me, and I will love you till the end of my days." And Sakura Tipp toed and kissed him on the lips. "You know I'm forever yours…"
Syaoran nodded and hugged her close to him. "I would love to believe that… I would love to…"
Tomoyo sighed a breath of relief on the other side and loosened her clutch on Eriol. "Now, that's much better, isn't it guys? You were meant to be. From the first moment when you first set eyes on each other, when Sakura was the first girl that Syaoran had ever asked to be partners with, I just knew there was some chemistry going on between you two!"
"And now, look at my dear, dear, imaginary best friend…" Eriol added dearly. "So deeply in love… it makes me wonder why the sky hasn't fallen yet… after all, only something as miraculous as that can cause these words to flow out of this stone-cold person… thing."
Syaoran glared at him.
"Ouch… Syaoran, you're hurting me…" Sakura mumbled in his embrace.
"Oh sorry… tell Eriol not to make me so mad then…"
Tomoyo giggled and slapped her boyfriend playfully. "C'mon guys, we'd better go to our next class now. Today is for us to go to every class so each class is only 20 minutes. Let's get to math."
Math…
In this class, they had a teacher name Mr. Pyke. A stern teacher going into his 50s, already balding, have 86 white hair, wears a tuxedo and is stricter than all of the teachers in Tomoeda put together. He never smiles, and is not one bit fun.
And though after that long talk between Sakura and Syaoran, Sakura still could not restrain herself from changing her name to Rihzkey Sakura, which earned her a long, hard glare from Syaoran from across the room.
The rest of the short class visits were a complete bore. Then they went to lunch, which was probably dated as the most exciting lunch ever.
Since Sakura had been so busy flirting with Jay and Jason, and Lee follows those two guys around, and Jill follows Jason and Lera stalks—I mean, hangs out with Lee, and Jay is now setting his new target on Sakura, and Tomoyo, Syaoran, Eriol follows Sakura, everybody just ended up being one huge gang.
"So, Sakura… that's your first name, right?" Jay asked flirtatiously.
"Yeah, it is… it's great how we have everyday, and every period together, wouldn't you say?"
"Definitely, gives us so much time to get to know each other. You know, you speak such fluent Cantonese even though you're Japanese. You're quite a quick learner."
"Why thank you, Jay." Sakura replied with a sweet giggle. By now, most of her makeup has been wiped off.
"You know, I think it would be a great idea, if say, sometimes you come over to my house, you know, and you can teach me some Cantonese, and in exchange, I can teach you some English… I assure you, I speak much better than the teacher here…"
"Oh, I believe you, of course…" Sakura murmured, inching closer to him. "You must be wonderful…"
"Oh definitely… and, in case you're worried about what my parents would think of you, there's no need… my parents didn't come with me… I came here by myself, so the house, is, all, mine…"
"That sounds like fun… Very, fun indeed…"
"AHEM!" Syaoran cleared his throat loudly causing everyone to wince. "EXCUSE ME OVER HERE I CAN SPEAK CANTONESE BETTER THAN SHE CAN SO IF YOU NEED A TUTOR YOU CAN ASK ME! AND NO PARENTS HOME WILL BE WORKING TO MY ADVANTAGE LETTING ME BEAT YOU U—TEACH YOU BETTER!"
Jay took a step back. "Um… you're too scary to be a tutor… but I can certainly teach you to have more manners. Can't you see we were having a moment over there? Now you broke it!"
Sakura nodded matter-of-factly.
Syaoran glared at her.
"I mean… um… yeah…" She looked nervously from Syaoran to Jay and gulped. "OH TOMOYO LOOK AT THE GRASS OUTSIDE IT'S SO GREEN! OH MY GOSH! I'VE NEVER SEEN GRASS THIS GREEN BEFORE! LET'S GO UM… UM… UM… EAT SOME! YEAH!" Before her friend could respond she dragged her away.
As soon as Sakura was gone, Syaoran stepped up and grabbed Jay by his shirt collar. "Listen," he hissed venomously. "Gay boy, keep away, from Sakura. She's mine."
Jay obviously did not realize the danger. "She's yours? Typical line." He snorted. "Obviously she's not too interested in you."
Syaoran growled. "FOR YOUR, BIG FAT INFORMATIONS YOU GAY THING SAKURA, IS, MY GIRLFRIEND!" He practically spat the last few words at Jay.
Jay took out a handkerchief and wiped his face. "An umbrella is required when talking to you."
"YOU'RE ASKING FOR A BEATING!"
Jay roared with laughter. "You can't beat me, Mr. Desperate."
By now Syaoran was glowing with anger, he brought his fist up before he could control himself and let it loose across Jay's temple.
To his surprise, Jay caught his fist in midair!
"You're not the only one who knows how to fight around here."
"Yellow asshole!"
"Yellow? Hello! It's called blonde, Mr. Desperate."
"Stop calling me that!"
"What? You mean, Mr. Desperate?"
"SHUT UP!"
"You mean, about Mr. Desperate?"
"YOU FUCKER!" Syaoran attempted to knock Jay unconscious with various kicks and punches but Jay dodged all of them, though not very easily.
"OKAY STOP!" Suddenly Jason walks through between the fight and held the two boys apart. "SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! GROW UP WILL YA? YOU'RE ALMOST 18 AND THIS IS THE WAY YOU BEHAVE?"
"Ah, shut it Jas, stop ruining my fun."
"Excuse me? Did you just call me, Jas?"
"Hell yeah, got a problem with that?"
"NO DUH! JAS SOUNDS LIKE JAY'S!"
"SO? GOT A PROBLEM AGAINST YOUR OH-SO-HANDSOME BEST FRIEND?" (Syaoran puked) (A/N: I almost typed "Got a problem against your oh-so-handsome boyfriend?" But that didn't sound so right…)
"HELL YEAH! I'M NOT YOUR PROPERTY OK? MY NAME, IS JASON! AND YOU WILL REMEMBER IT!"
"I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK I LIKE!"
"STOP ACTING LIKE THE BOSS OF EVERYTHING!"
Somewhere nearby, Eriol frowned at the two best friends treating each other like that.
A bored Jill and Lera came by and checked him out. "You're Eriol… Sakura's friend?"
"Hiiragizawa, if you please." He replied coldly.
"What's wrong with people these days? Why the hell would I call you by your last name? Are you all like mentally retarded or something?"
Remembering the English rule Eriol only sighed.
"Listen, girlie man," Jill said and Eriol scowled. "I know you're probably just so scared 'cause those two there are fighting, but chill, will ya? They're like this everyday, but Jay does show Jason more respect than any other person… well, girls are an exception since he's such a flirt."
"Jay shows Jason more respect than any other person?" Eriol echoed. "You call this, respect?"
"They're only kidding around…"
"Oh, poor, poor Jason…" And he shook his head disapprovingly.
Jason and Jay…
Finally after minutes of argument and getting them nowhere, Jason tried a different approach. "SYAORAN! YOU OVER THERE! I SAVED YOU FROM JAY'S WRATH A MINUTE AGO THERE AREN'T YOU GOING TO COME TO MY AID?"
To his surprise, Syaoran walked over and punched him across the face.
Jason knew how to fight, but nowhere close to Jay's skill, and he ended up stumbling a few steps backwards with a slight graze to his cheek.
"People these days, has gotta stop learning Karate." Syaoran muttered. "What I said, those warnings to Jay," Syaoran threatened darkly. "Same goes to you, Bacon."
With that he stormed away.
"DID HE JUST CALL ME BACON?"
Jay howled with laughter. "You choose, hon—"
"Don't call me that, I'm not one of your girl toy things."
"Sorry, got used to it. Anyhow, you choose, Jas, or Bacon? 'Cause I think I'm preferring Bacon over Jas!" And he laughed some more, until he saw Syaoran's face poking back into the Cafeteria. "Hey, aren't you gone yet?"
"ERIOL!" Syaoran cried. "You were supposed to be following me!"
"Huh? Oh, sorry." Eriol apologized sheepishly. "My bad, I was actually kinda having fun here… but um… ok…" Eriol turned to walk away.
And for the sake of pissing Syaoran off, Jay called out to Eriol, "Later buddy, nice talking to ya, we should hang out sometimes, ya know."
It took Syaoran's last ounce of self control to stop himself from running home and coming back with his sword and cutting the guy's head off. "Let's see if he can dodge that…" Syaoran muttered.
Outside…
"Holy shit people have issues in there!" Sakura cried in relief once she and Tomoyo were outside.
Tomoyo stayed silent.
"I mean I know I'm good lookin' and all, but still! Doesn't anyone ever care about what I want?"
Tomoyo stayed silent.
"I do love Syaoran, of course he's the long time relationship type, but sometimes you need a little excitement you know, I'm not purposely cheating on him but I've never dated anyone this long and it's just sort of getting… boring…"
Tomoyo stayed silent.
"He's taking this way too seriously, he needs some trust…"
Tomoyo stayed silent.
"HELLO ARE YOU LISTENING?"
"HUH?" Tomoyo shook her head as if being snapped out of a trance. "What? Yeah, the grass's green, what about it?"
"Oh Tomoyo, don't tell me even you disapprove what I'm doing and think I'm a two-timer!"
"Actually…" Tomoyo admitted sheepishly. "Oh, Sakura, who are you more interested in? Jason, or Jay?"
"Can't you tell? Obviously Jay! He's a huge contrast compared to Syaoran and that's what I need right now! I LOVE Jay, Jason's okay, I mean I'm fine with it if he wants to go out with me, but main reason I'm being nice is to get to Jay of course…"
"Oooooh! That's great!" Tomoyo squealed, then sighed dreamily.
"Tomoyo?"
"Huh… yeah?"
"What's going on here?"
She blushed a bit. "Oh, all right, I trust you Sakura… how do I put this… I LOVE Jason…"
"OH THAT'S SO GREAT! NOW I KNOW WHY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! WE EVEN CHEAT ON OUR BOYFRIENDS AT THE SAME TIME!"
"We're not cheating." Tomoyo declared. "We're, experimenting."
Sakura laughed. "Exactly. We're just… practicing for Science class." And the two girls giggled.
Syaoran and Eriol…
"You've gotta calm down one of these days man, too much temper…" Eriol shook his head disapprovingly at the furiously pacing Syaoran.
"I HATE THAT JAY!"
"Calm down man…" Eriol chuckled. "You know what's ironic though? He's the first guy you've hated this much and he's also the first guy you can't beat to the ground with your fighting skills!"
Syaoran glared at him.
"Sorry, bad joke."
Syaoran rolled his eyes. "You keep tellin' me to calm the fuck down but what about you, huh? What would you do, if Tomoyo did that to you?"
"Well," Eriol began. "Technically, she didn't cheat on me, because you know, she's such a pure girl, I'm so blessed with her… I trust in her, after all we've been going out for almost 5 years and she's never cheated on me, man, I'm so lucky—" Eriol cleared his throat seeing Syaoran's malicious look. "The point is, I would give her time, I would believe in her, and believe she will see me to be better… someday..."
Syaoran snorted. "Someday, is not soon enough! And what if she never changes her mind and keeps thinking Jay is better?"
"Then, my friend, maybe Jay really is!"
Syaoran shot dagger at Eriol.
"I mean, then my friend, you must be a real suck."
Syaoran shot more daggers.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?"
"You, are the absolute worst friend, I've ever met."
"And your only!" Eriol exclaimed with a bright smile. "Sorry…"
Afternoon…
The first three classes passed normally. Normal defines into: constantly flirting of the wrong couple, dreamy stares, hateful daggers shot around, fear vibrating from the weak, the flirtatious ones unaware of everything going around them, and Tomoyo staring dreamily at Jason while Eriol thinks she is thinking about homework and its exquisiteness.
During the fourth class, though it was only twenty minutes, a lot of things happened.
It was Phys Ed class. Sakura and Tomoyo were practically the only girls in this class, and as their introduction they were randomly put into Squads.
As luck would have it Sakura and Jay ended up in the same squad, Tomoyo ended up in the same squad as Jason, Eriol was alone with a bunch of strangers and Syaoran was stuck with Loud-Mouthed Jill, No-Taste-In-Guys Lera, and the famous Ass Poser Lee Shaorun.
Squad 1 and 2 were sent to one side of the room verses squad 3 and 4 in a game of basketball.
In the middle during jump ball Syaoran and Jay stared at each other intently, both knowing this is more than just a ball, it's their dignity to see who gets it.
The only problem was they put too much energy into it so that every time when one of them gets it—no matter which—they always slap it so that it goes out of bounds.
Finally their teacher, Ms. Fanei was so annoyed she made two other members go; Jill verses Sakura.
Jill though still considered Sakura as a friend, the fieriness in her eyes made her so scared she didn't even bothering trying to hit the ball.
Obviously Sakura's team got it. And Jay, with his agility and smooth movements dunked the ball within seconds.
Syaoran knew he had to take this guy seriously.
For the next ten minutes the two guys took turns getting points for their team, and already, it was 24-24, and boy was the teacher impressed.
Tomoyo sighed at the side. "Jason didn't even cast one look at me… It's so unfair… how do I appeal to him without looking like I'm cheating on Eriol? And how do I get his attention without him thinking I'm a whore?"
Sakura winked at her. "Watch me baby, and learn." She untied her long shoelaces and ran towards Jay. "Here Jay! Here! Pass it to me!"
Hearing her seductive voice, Jay immediately turns around to face her. As Sakura ran towards him she accidentally steps on her shoelace, trips and was ready to fall into his embrace.
Jay; not missing a beat, immediately threw the ball to the side, which coincidentally the other team got it and scored a point during the time Sakura was falling.
Everything was happening in slow motion. As Sakura falls lower and lower, Jay paid no attention to the stupid some wannabe guy taking this opportunity to score one shot after another.
And just as Sakura was about to fall into his arm, out of nowhere, Syaoran shot through the air and tackled Jay aside.
Unfortunately he only had time to prevent the bastard from touching his girlfriend but could not jump back fast enough to catch Sakura. (The wannabe scored 10 more points)
And for some unknown reason because Eriol got yelled at the last time he didn't follow Syaoran, this time he did, and while the two boys battled on the ground Sakura ended up falling into his arms. (Wannabe-dude scored 4 more points.)
Jay glared at Eriol. Syaoran glared at Eriol.
Eriol laughed nervously and quickly dropped Sakura on the floor. But then thought better of it knowing Sakura would break his leg for being so inconsiderate, he pushed her upright onto her feet and quickly backed 5 miles away.
"ARE YOU OK?" Both guys asked eagerly examining her all over.
"Yeah… I'm fine…" Sakura replied, angry at Syaoran for destroyed her perfectly formed plan.
"Get, away, from her!" Syaoran growled.
"You get away from her!" Jay shot back.
"She's my girlfriend!"
"And soon she'll be mine!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"What do you think I said, Mr. Desperate?"
"LISTEN GAY ASSHOLE, I'M NOT, MR.DESPERATE! I TRUST IN SAKURA!"
"You must not be too smart…" She muttered, but Syaoran chose to ignore that.
"AND I KNOW OUR LOVE WILL BE HERE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!"
"Are you so sure now?" Jay challenged.
"There's nothing good enough to sever our special relationship."
"I guess I'll be the first." Jay suggested. "After, I'm darn handsome, I'm appealing to Sakura, I'm naturally charming, and girls just absolutely cannot resist me!"
"Okay Jay, you can shut up now, grow a brain!" Jason cried, coming out of nowhere dragging his best friend away. "Sorry Syaoran, Jay's a bit insensitive to other's people's feelings."
"A bit?" Syaoran growled. "And listen here, Bacon (Jay burst out laughing and Jason glared at him), don't try getting on my good side (Wannabe guy scored some more points), because you're also on my 'bad list' and not getting off anytime soon. (Yet another point was added to Syaoran's team)" Syaoran was about to walk away and get back to the game when he saw the score. "He-e-e-e-ey! We won! Ha-ha! We won!" He turned around and made a face at Jay. "HAHA! IN YOUR FACE! WE WON! WE WON! PROVES I'M BETTER THAN YOU! NA-NA-NA-NA-NAH, NAH! HAH!" And Syaoran walked away, laughing to himself.
"Yeah, that was real mature." Sakura muttered rolling her eyes.
"Hey Sakura…" Jay said softly.
"Yeah?"
"I'm sorry I didn't catch you when you fell today, it won't happen again." He said with feeling.
"Oh, baby, it's quite okay," Sakura said with a smile, touching his face. "It's okay, your determination and thought is what counts."
"I'm glad you're so understanding. I think Syaoran may have accidentally hurt my face… will you kiss it better for me?"
"OKAY! SHUT UP AND STOP FLIRTING!" Jason cried punching Jay across the face.
Syaoran growled seeing the scene over there. What was up with Sakura? What's so good about Jay? "UUGGGH! I HATE THAT WANNABE!"
"Calm down man, stop it, you're hurting yourself like this…"
"JUST IMAGINE THAT TO BE TOMOYO AND SEE WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE!"
"C'mon, I mean I'll be pretty upset but not so psychotically violent…"
Sakura walked up and slapped Jason across the face. "Leave him ALONE! HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND HUH? WELL SOME FRIEND YOU ARE! HOW DO YOU HAVE THE HEART TO HURT SOMEONE LIKE HIM?" Sakura cried caressing Jay's face. "Oh my poor baby, are you all right?"
"EXCUSE ME!" Jason cried in shock. "Here I am, so busy trying to save you and your boyfriend's relationship and this is what you do to me? I think I deserve a little more credit than that!"
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE BEING ANNOYING! I need some time alone with Jay… to make sure he's okay, you know…"
"Listen girl, there's something wrong with you, this piece of good-for-nothing-but-flirting piece of trash—"
But before he could finish, Sakura held up her hand with a furious expression, ready to slap Jason across the face.
No one disses her boyfriend—er, soon to be boyfriend!
"Oooh…" Syaoran chuckled with malice. "I think maybe, just maybe I have the perfect revenge on them…"
"Now, now, it's not healthy to think about stuff like that…"
"I can get the teachers to do the dirty work for me… get them expelled, outside of school property… then send well-paid-thugs to beat them up…
"Now, Syaoran—" But Eriol stopped talking as soon as he saw what happened on the other side of the gym.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As if it were in slow motion, Tomoyo watched the hand of Sakura inching closer to Jason as she ran forward and jumped in front of Jason just in time to protect him from the ruthless slap of Sakura. "AH!" Tomoyo fell to the ground from the contact.
"TOMOYO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Sakura screamed.
"Holy girl… are you out of your mind?" Jason demanded with worry.
"Oh Jason…" Tomoyo muttered weakly staring into his beautiful eyes. "I'm okay, oh my sweet dear, I can't let you get hurt! It pains me every time something tragic happens to you, honey. I rather feel physical pain than emotional pain…"
"Oh, Tomoyo! You silly dear!" And Jason took her in his arms and hugged her entire body to him.
Eriol…
"OKAY WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT REVENGE AGAIN? 'CAUSE I'M IN! OKAY WHERE DO WE GET THE THUGS? YOU GET THE MONEY AND I'LL GET THE PEOPLE! OOO… I'M GOING TO UNITE THEM FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD AND PROVIDE THEM WITH GUNS AND KNIVES AND DYNAMITES AND WHIPS AND ANYTHING THAT CAN CAUSE PAIN! JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN MONEY AND I'LL KILL THAT BASTARD IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! I TELL YA HOW DARE HE! HOW DARE HE? I'LL GET ARRESTED FOR IT FOR ALL I CARE I'M KILLING—"
"Now, now…" Syaoran mocked. "Remember Eriol, do not do anything rash, after all, revenge is not the healthy way to solve a conflic—"
"HEALTHY MY ASS! DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? TOMOYO'S MY GIRL! HOW DARE HE LAY HIS FILTHY HANDS ON HER? HE'S DEAD! AS IN DEAD, 100 ROTTING CORPSE! 100 SOULESS GARBAGE! HE'S DEAD!"
Syaoran smirked. "I take it, that you'll join me in my little scheme, dear friend Eriol?"
Eriol narrowed his eyes as his glasses flashed in a freakily unnatural way. "Oh, hell yeah… Jason is about get a bonus credit for high school… it's called WHWYTT, short for 'What Happens when you Touch Tomoyo'…"
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Author's Note: Hehe, this is going to be one, fun story… just getting crazier than the last one…
OKAY I ADMIT! This story is NOT COMPLETELY original… the Characters Jill, Lera, Lee, Jason and Jay aren't just made up right now… they're actually characters from my story High School Life I and II and III… I'm ashamed to admit this but I am mixing the two together because I loved that story and I loved Jay and Jill! Lol! I had to bring them in! Sorry! But you can't sue me because they're still my character:laughs giddily: heh.
9672 words. It was suppose to be twice this length since I'm trying to round up everything in one chapter but that'll be insanely long…
