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Chapter Two
New Way of Revenge
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This chapter is dedicated to Chi or Julia, for being such a great friend, listening to my annoying emotional rambles and just always being so incredibly understanding and nice and honest with me. It really is too bad your school has to start before mine… U.U But that's why I posted this before it did, didn't I?
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As the two girls flirted wildly with 'The Bacon' and 'The Gay', they're completely oblivious to the fact that their boyfriends are currently plotting against them.
"Oh Sakura, your plan is so working… and I think Jason likes me already! Oh, this is so exciting!" Tomoyo squealed to Sakura as they stood in the corner.
"Yeah, that's no problem. Get Jay and Jason's attention's the easy part; are you prepared for the hard part?"
"There's a hard part to this?"
Sakura slapped her forehead. "You're not too experienced with this 'cheating' stuff are you?"
"You make that sound like a bad thing!"
"It's not bad… but it makes you inexperienced. Anyways, your, real problem is getting pass Eriol. You do realize you two have been dating about two decades, and he's not going to take this easily… besides I know that you love Jason but you don't really want to actually breakup with Eriol forever, am I right?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, then we've gotta be sneaky. So that you get what you want, and Eriol doesn't find out. Man, if only Jason couldn't speak Cantonese… then they wouldn't be able to communicate…"
"Yeah, and I wouldn't be able to communicate with him either!" Tomoyo cried.
"Oh right… forgot… my bad!" Sakura laughed nervously scratching her head.
"And what did you mean that's my problem? Is your problem any different?"
"Well yeah. For starters, I don't exactly need to pass ERIOL." Tomoyo rolled her eyes. "I have to get pass Syaoran, not let Jay be beaten to a bloody pulp by Syaoran, not let Syaoran be beaten to a bloody pulp by Jay and keep him far away from that girl Jill before she whacks him to death. Oh, and forgot one thing. You're also going to have a real bitch fight with Jill over Jason. She's heads over heels for him, and when I say bitch fight, I mean a real bitch fight."
Tomoyo gulped.
As an inspiration by Sakura, during Geography class, when they went to their seats alphabetically, Tomoyo decided to change her last name to be sitting behind Jason.
"My name is Rilla Tomoyo."
The teacher raised an eyebrow. "For some reason it sounds rather suspicious. First we have a girl, who happens to be your friend, and who calls herself, Rihzkey, and now I have a Rilla. Right. And both of you have different last names on my attendance sheet." Mrs. Liuri said disapprovingly. "Our student, Ms. Rihzkey's excuse was her parent's recent separation. Why are you going from Daidouji to Rilla, Tomoyo?"
"Um…" Tomoyo looked around nervously. "Okay, it's like this… I don't actually have parents ok… my adopted parents are named Daidouji… but just very recently, after much thinking, and research and all… I found out… that my real family's last name was Rilla… and so I decided it would be nobler of me to stay with my original last name… so… yeah… I'm Rilla Tomoyo."
"Uh-huh." Said Mrs. Liuri, unconvinced. "Certainly a lot of last-name-related things are happening lately."
Tomoyo sweat dropped.
"Next."
"Lee Shaorun." (Four scowls were heard throughout the class)
"Correct. Next."
They learnt about the basic rules of this class, which Sakura had 'accidentally' not heard.
The next class wasn't any better. It was history. "Oh Gosh, I don't know how am I going to survive this afternoon… the classes are only twenty minutes each for today and already, I'm dying! Imagine sitting in my seat for one damn hour!" Sakura complained.
But Eriol and Syaoran didn't hear. They were too engaged (No! Not that type of engage!) in their secret conversation of intense planning on ways to destroy 'Gay' and 'Bacon'."
"No, guns are more convenient! Less traces!"
"But metal sticks are more painful!"
"Yeah, and you see, we're just gonna go up to them and beat the crap out of them like that and they're not going to remember our face. Smart."
"Guns are too sissy."
"Sticks are gay."
"Fine, then we light them on fire."
"And shove a firework up their ass so when it explodes it'll look nicer."
"Okay, agreed."
"What are you two talking about?" Tomoyo asked, suspiciously, watching her boyfriend's glasses flashing in a way she has never seen.
"Uh…" Eriol and Syaoran sweat dropped.
"Well? Where's the answer?" Sakura demanded tapping her foot impatiently.
"Don't use that tone with me!" Syaoran snapped. "You're the one cheating on me with two guy at once so I should be accuse you!"
"Don't you dare degrade me like that! I'm not cheating on you with two guys, it's only one!"
Syaoran glared at her.
"Umm… ha ha ha… I mean… I'm cheating on you with one guy… and that guy is… um… you! Ha-ha-ha-ha… isn't that funny?"
Syaoran continued to glare. "No."
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Fine, I tried being nice to you once but that's never happening again, you just let that chance slip by you without knowing it and boy are you going to regret that." Sakura humphed and stormed away to Jay.
Syaoran scowled at the sight. Eriol and Tomoyo winced guessing what Syaoran's thinking to do to Jay at this very moment.
"Now, my very dear Tomoyo, just what were you doing in gym class and since when, were you adopted?"
Tomoyo laughed nervously. "I only used that name to go sit at the spot… I'm not adopted…" As soon as the words came out Tomoyo covered her mouth. Darn it! She screamed at herself. You're really, really horrible at this, Tomoyo!
"AH-HA! SO YOU ADMIT!" Eriol accused. "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH JASON AREN'T YOU? OH TOMOYO, HOW COULD YOU?"
C'mon Tomoyo! You have a brain! What would Sakura do at a time like this? Tomoyo held her head high. "Humph." She looked at him skeptically. "Who said anything about Jason? I changed seat there so I could sit with Sakura. What's the matter? You don't trust me enough? Are you so suspicious of me because you're guilty of yourself? How do I know you're not cheating on me with… with… with… um… what's her name?"
Eriol raised an eyebrow. "Who?"
"That girl who's always sitting in front of you! You know, that one who happens to be in all of our classes and in your squad for Phy Ed?"
"Um… who?"
"That one! The one with the short dark brown hair that's tied back in two pig tails by her neck?"
"OH! YOU MEAN THAT NERD WITH THE HUGE GLASSES!"
Tomoyo sweat dropped. "Well, I suppose that's another way to describe her um… unique appearance."
"AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! ME AND HER? I LIKE HER? HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
"I don't see what's so funny." Tomoyo declared with dignity. "You both have short hair and you both wear glass. Maybe you're cheating on me with her."
"Me? Together with May? HAH! Not likely!"
"Did someone say my name?"
Tomoyo spun around to see the girl behind her. "Yes we did, I was saying maybe you were the one my boyfriend was cheating on me with."
Eriol nearly had another heart attack and had to use every ounce of strength of control his laughter, which made he end up twitching madly on the ground.
"Don't mind him." Tomoyo whispered. "He reincarnated from an earthworm."
"Oh, that's quite all right." May said with a small smile. "Though I would have you know, cheating on someone is not very nice, and I hope you understand that it is something I will never do because it degrades me as a person. Although I do realize I'm not the most popular girl in school because some people think I'm a bit of a nerd, I still have my dignity. Yet what is the true meaning of nerds have they wondered? It simply means those who study hard and play less and wears glasses. But people who study hard have a future over those who do not, and categorizing people based on whether they have glasses or not is very unfair, because nerds can also wears contact lenses, does that not make them a nerd if they—"
"Oh my Gosh! I think my boyfriend's turning back into an earthworm! Gotta go take him to the hospital! Nice talking to you ner—May! Bye!" Tomoyo gave a fake smiling while holding back a yawn and dragged the twitching Eriol away at the speed of light.
20km away from May…
"Okay, you can laugh out loud now."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAAH! Whoo, I need to take a breath… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DID, DID, AHA,AHAHAHAHA, DID, DID YOU SEE HER FACEHAHA? AHAHAHAHAHAH! SHE'S SO UGLY! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE GLASSES! OH MY GOSH! I NEVER KNEW HAHA THEY STILLHAHA MADE LENSES THAT THICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Tomoyo sweat dropped. Okay, so it's not possible Eriol would ever cheat on her with this girl. "Stop laughing people are staring, if you don't stop I'm going to tell everybody we're NOT going out simply for the sake of not embarrassing myself along with you. Can't you at least laugh standing up?"
Some random teacher and random student…
"So you see, to summarize everything in this dictionary and our text book, an earthworm is a blubbery, ugly, moving thing that's longer than it's wide, and it twitches on the ground constantly to loosen up soil." The teacher finished with a nod.
"Yup, I understand now. Much like that one over there!" The student exclaimed pointing at Eriol.
"Very good. Though that one is rather big and being very unproductive right now. That is a very bad earthworm. It should be fired." The teacher walked by and kicked Eriol's guts. "You! Work harder or no more fertilizer for you for dinner today!"
Second last class of the day…
It was chemistry.
As each student sat in their seat, meaning the seat they so desired because of certain boys, the teacher wrote her name across the black board in huge letters. A certain Mrs. Qwyjpnghr.
Syaoran raised an eyebrow. "You know how to read this?" He whispered to Eriol.
"How the hell am I suppose to know if you don't?"
Syaoran shrugged. "You come from England, I thought this was some special English pronunciation…" He tapped Lera on the shoulder.
"Yes?" She asked.
"You know how to pronounce that?"
"Yes. You see, I mean I'm just so used to pronouncing 'Qwyjpnghr' words, you know, I mean it's my specialty."
"Really?"
She rolled her eyes and turned away. "Guess he's not like Lee after all…"
"Class I am your chemistry teacher for this year, and I wish to let you understand right now, right here, that this is my class, I am not funny, I am not easy going, and I will not tolerate inappropriate behaviors or feel sorry for you when you fail this class. I will warn you now that Chemistry in grade 12 is not an easy subject, especially with me teaching. But there is one thing I will guarantee. I will be fair. And if you're planning to take courses in University or College related to Chemistry, you will be prepared with me as your teacher. Now, without further ado, I will be handing out a test to see how much you understand and have learnt in your previous years. This will count as a report card mark."
There was muttering heard throughout the class.
"What the hell is this? We're here to learn, why should this little piece of shit count as part of my report card?"
"This is so unfair! What if my teacher was bad last year?"
"This shouldn't count! No teacher has ever done this before!"
"What's wrong with her? She says she's fair but she's certainly not acting like it!"
"SILENCE." Mrs. Qwyjpnghr walked around and handed out the test that was 6 pages long, double sided, instruction font size 2, with 4 perfectly blank pages that by the looks of it were need for writing ultra long essays.
Syaoran scowled as he put his hand up.
"Yes, mister?"
"I'm sorry ma'am, but how do you pronounce your name?"
She froze in mid-step and gave him an exasperate sigh. "Mr. Li, can you NOT read? IT SAYS THERE ON THE BOARD!" She bellowed, pointing her stubby little finger at the words written across the black board.
Syaoran raised an eyebrow. "Um, yeah, it says uh Mrs. Qua-wee-je-pe-ne-ge-here."
"Excuse me?"
"Um, yes?"
"How DARE you insult my name!"
"But that's what it says!"
"Didn't your teacher teach you anything in English?"
"Well, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a horrible student not knowing how to pronounce a 'qua-wee-je-pe-ne-ge-here' word!"
Mrs. Qwyjpnghr narrowed her eyes. "I can't believe the students they produce these days…" She muttered then turned to him. "It's Mrs. Lolly-a! Can you not tell?"
Syaoran nearly fell out of his seat. LOLLIA? THAT DAMN QWYJPNGHR IS PRONOUNCED LOLLIA! HOW THE HELL WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW! "Yes Miss, I'm so sorry I was so dumb and could not tell that 'qua-wee-je-pe-ne-ge-here' is 'lollia'." He said sarcastically in a monotone.
"Mr. Li you will not be getting a test today and therefore this mark will be a zero."
"WHAT?"
"And if you do not be quiet this moment you will be sent straight to the office."
Syaoran glowered. But said nothing. BITCH! FUCKER! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT'S LOLLIA? HOW THE HELL'S ANYBODY SUPPOSE TO KNOW IT'S LOLLIA? SHE'S PICKING ON ME I SWEAR! SHE'S PICKING ON ME! But he did not utter a word out loud.
After going to all the classes…
"Sakura! Hey, what's up my girl?" Meiling greeted at the door. "Hi to you too dear cousin. Whoa, you look like someone actually beat you in a karate match today!"
"Stupid clichés…" he muttered, then sighed. "Nothing, I'm fine, I'm fine…"
Sakura and Meiling ran upstairs to talk about their day, completely ignoring Syaoran's sulky mood. He sighed and locked himself in his room hoping today was all just a long, bad dream.
Sakura and Meiling…
"So that's what he's so mad about!"
"Yeah, but you haven't seen them—especially Jay—they're drop-dead gorgeous! I'm not joking, if you don't faint when you see them, I'll pay you fifty dollars."
Meiling raised an eyebrow. "You get all your money from Syaoran, so that's like asking Syaoran to pay me fifty dollars. And we share the same bank account anyways. No thanks."
Sakura laughed. "Good point. But I'm not joking, you're coming to school tomorrow right? I'll show you who they are—wait, no I don't need to, you'll know them at first sight… they're hard to miss, honestly… especially Jay… with his blonde hair he stands out like one big sunshine…"
"That's gross. Suns are yellow."
Sakura glared at her. "You know what I mean! You don't see many blondies here, plus, his hair is natural! That's like, rare these days! Most people are mixed blood and only have dirty blonde or something… and especially in China where all the people have plain nasty black hair—" (A/N: HEY! I HAVE BLACK HAIR! WATCH YOURSELF!)
Meiling slapped her across the face. "Excuse me?"
Sakura sweat dropped rubbing her cheek. "Eh, you know I didn't mean that…" She laughed nervously. "But let me continue, anyways, he stands out so much, and even so, with every single girl in love with him as well, he still pays attention to me! Can you believe if it wasn't for Syaoran we almost kissed!"
Meiling cleared her throat. "Uh… in case you've forgotten, Syaoran's your boyfriend?"
"Still! That's not the point! We almost kissed! Kissed! I wanted to kiss him so bad…" Sakura whined.
Meiling shook her head wondering why she was even speaking to this heartless dimwit.
Dinner…
"Meiling, you go have dinner with mother and sisters, Sakura and I are having ours in the other living room… we have some things to talk out between us."
"Fine, go right ahead, leave me with your annoying sisters. I'm not offended at all, see if I care. I'll just beat the crap out of you later for bring this bad luck onto me and break your arms and legs in half and poke your eyes and kick you between the legs and burn your hair off. No pressure." Meiling smiled sweetly.
Syaoran sweat dropped. "What a great cousin you are, Meiling…" He grabbed Sakura's hand. "C'mon, let's go."
They arrived at the other dining room, which was twice the size of normal one, with glass tables and diamond chandeliers. Sakura swallowed. She's rich but not this rich. Servants came by and set foods on the table. "Uh, so yeah, let's eat…" Sakura commented nervously.
Syaoran stared straight at her. "I have things to discuss with you."
"So discuss." Sakura said picking up her chopsticks.
"I'm serious!"
"So am I! So talk."
"Look at me."
Sakura looked at him, then went back to her food.
Syaoran glared at her. "Look at me, and keep looking at me and don't turn away until I'm done talking."
Sakura looked at him. Finally giving him her undivided attention.
"Sakura I want you to stop talking to Jay and Jason."
"Why?"
"Because you're flirting with them like mad! You're trying to seduce them! You're in love with them! You're gawking over them like those typical dimwitted girls back in Japan, remember?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not flirting, seducing, in love with, gawking over Jason! I'm only flirting, seducing, in love with, gawking over Jay!"
Syaoran took a deep breath and wondered why he was even speaking to her. "Okay, no more circles, I'll get straight to the point. I'm jealous. I love you more than anything in the world, and I finally convinced you to be my girlfriend. I was happy. But now, after all my love, all my hard work, it's going down the drain. You see one cute guy and immediate you forget all of our history together. I don't like this. I want you to love me the way I love you. I don't like seeing you with another guy. And I want you to live up to your promise of 'someday, you will love me'."
"Aww…" Sakura smiled through her glistening eyes. "That's so sweet Syaoran… you've never told me anything like this before you know…"
"Well, it's how I've always felt…"
Sakura blushed and looked down at her plate. "And I love you too Syaoran… and you know it… I told you, my darling… I will always love you…"
"Really Sakura?" Syaoran asked with hope.
"Of course darling… of course… I really do love you so much…"
Syaoran smiled, as he leaned in to kiss Sakura on the lips.
Sakura blushed and poked at her food. "I just love Jay more!" And she sighed dreamily.
Syaoran's face fell straight into his mashed potatoes and gravy.
Sakura blinked. "Hey Syaoran, you all right?"
So Sakura thinks she's the only one who can do this, huh? If my love isn't enough for her then I'll fight fire with fire… Syaoran thought venomously, although he was truly only jealous. He turned around to the girl name Jill behind him and smiled at her. "So, what do you think of Mrs. V?"
Jill's eyes got really wide. "You! It's you! I mean you're Li Syaoran! I mean, you're the one that caused all that confusion!"
Syaoran raised any eyebrow. "What confusion?"
"When I first met Sakura, we got confused with you and Lee Shaorun! (Syaoran scowled) I mean you're like also her boyfriend, and she's like stupid enough to like Jay and you like her, that means you must like Jay, and like oh my Gosh! I like, hate Jay and you're like, like Jay, so that just doesn't match! I mean mathematically speaking if in order for us to speak there has to be positive one, and you're x and I'm y, and I'm positive one, and you're like negative one, then together that's zero! That's not positive one! We can't talk! Exactly! But against all odds, why are you talking to me? I mean it just DOESN'T make ANY SENSE! Like the negatives and positives, but together, we cancel each other out! Like—"
But Syaoran already turned back around with a pale face. Okay, she won't do… too scary. He prepared a fresh smile and tapped the girl in front of him on the shoulder.
She turned around. "Yes?"
"Hey, I'm Li Syaoran." He said with a smile, sticking out his hand.
The girl smiled back sweetly. (Well, this one's a bit more normal… Syaoran thought to himself. Okay, she'll be my target.) "Hey to you too. I'm Lera Khan." She giggled. "Oh right, I remember you now… you caused quite a scene yesterday with your friends…" She covered her mouth while trying to control her laughter. She really was quite cute.
Syaoran scratched the back of his head while a slight blush crept onto his cheek. "Well, yeah, you know, I mean I get a bit hyped up sometimes… can you forgive me?"
She looked at him pouty-ly. "Am I that important to you?"
"You never know." He replied.
She giggled that adorable giggle of hers again. "You are so sweet…" (Syaoran smiled triumphantly) "Just like Lee Shaorun…" (Syaoran's smile fell.) "No wonder you two have such similar names, your personalities are so much alike too!" (That it. Syaoran thought to himself. I take everything I said back. Her smile is nasty and her giggle is… girly. Yeah. Girly. So there.) "I think we'll be great friends if you're as nice as Lee."
Syaoran leaned in close to her. He could see the faint blush on her face, but she didn't back away. "What if I don't just want to be friends?"
Her eyes were wide and beautiful, her face lit up like a Christmas light but she smiled shyly. "Then we can be close friends…" She muttered.
"What if I want to be more than that?" Syaoran asked, leaning even closer.
"T-Then… then, then b-best friends?" She swallowed.
"Even more…"
"Maybe…" She looked down. "If you're just like Lee, then why not."
Syaoran's face went completely into a look of irritation as his eyes twitched. Okay, that like TOTALLY ruined the moment.
"What's the matter?" Lera asked.
Syaoran shook his head, leaning back. "Nothing, nothing…"
"That's not fair!" Sakura whined.
"What?" Meiling snapped. "You think you're the only who can do this? Now Syaoran's flirting with another person and you don't like it, so how do you think he felt when you were flirting with Jay, whoever that is."
"Yeah, I know, but still! It gives him no right—" She suddenly froze.
"Sakura?" Meiling snapped her fingers in front of the girl's face. She turned towards the door, and all of a sudden, her hands dropped, and she was sucked into a trance just like Sakura. "Oh, my God…"
"Uh-huh…" Sakura muttered breathlessly while still focusing only on Jay. "You see what I mean? H-He's, he's hot, eh?"
"Oh, hell yeah!" Without waiting for Sakura, Meiling rushed forward. Throwing her hair behind her shoulders she winked her crimson eyes seductively. With her voluptuous body and sexy face, Meiling could set any guy's heart on fire. "Hey you! What your name good-lookin'?"
The guy looked at her up and down. And suddenly, he forgot about all the other girls he has ever loved in the past. "Hiya back sexy. I'm Lee Shaorun, you?"
Meiling blinked. "Oh really? I thought your name was Jay Ranson…"
His face immediately fell. "Why is it that all the girls are interested in Jay?"
"Oh no baby, don't get me wrong! I just had a friend who talked about his sexiness non-stop yesterday, and seeing you, this hell of a body in front of me I assumed you were this Jay person." She touched his face gently.
His smile came back on. "Oh, all forgiven darling girl, but if you were wondering, that's Jay over there." He pointed at the blondie who was now walking towards Sakura.
Meiling raised an eyebrow. "That's Jay?" She asked.
"One and only." Lee stared at him dreamily, hoping one day he will become him and have the whole school at his feet. (A/N: Remember he's the wannabe poser :P)
"And she told me he's hot…"
"You don't think he is?"
"When she nearly fainted at the sight of him… I thought she was referring to you."
"Why baby, then I'll be your Jay."
Meiling's lips curled into a slow smile. "I think that's a very wise plan…"
In the distance, Lera gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She jumped out of her seat towards Meiling and her precious Lee.
Behind her, Syaoran gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He jumped out of his seat towards Lee and his precious Meiling.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" They both accused at the same time.
Lee looked at Lera with a surprised face. "Oh, hey Lera."
Meiling looked at Syaoran and scowled. "You're always getting in my way!"
Lera dragged Lee to one corner of the room as Syaoran dragged Meiling to another. "What are you doing?" He accused with wide eyes.
She ignored his question. "Oh by the way, I believe you over Sakura now. You were right to say Jay's just one nasty piece of gross crap. I totally agree with you, I really don't know what Sakura sees in him."
"THANK YOU!" Syaoran's face turned into a huge smile. "Now I know why we're cousins! God Meiling I love you! Seriously! Knowing I have one supporter out there makes me feel so much better!"
"One supporter? What happened to Eriol?"
Syaoran sighed. "With supporters like Eriol, who needs Jay?"
Meiling giggled then punched him on the shoulder. "Well I just happen to hear from Eriol that you couldn't beat that Jay into a bloody pulp yesterday."
"We need a codename. Let's call him, Pillow."
"What the fuck…"
"Just go along with it. Anyway, normally I'd be ashamed but you are my cousin so I'll admit with a straight face that yes, he was able to dodge every single one of my blows. But I betcha I could probably dodge every one of his blows too—" A foot came across his face. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Quickly he leaned back as the foot swooshed by his nose. "What the hell was that?"
"Okay, I believe you." Meiling said casually. "I believe that you could probably dodge his blows." She bit her nails thoughtfully. "Even though Pillow—I really hate that name—is as good as you, but by what Sakura says and everyone else, he's a lady's man… I'm as good as you in fighting especially since I just got my black belt yesterday, I think I can beat him up for you…"
He was suspicious. "What makes you say that?"
She winked as she began walking towards Jay. "Remember this rules my lovely sweetheart: Guys can't hit girls." And she was skipping towards Jay.
Jay on the other hand was oblivious to the fact he's about to be bleeding to death soon. He was still chatting happily when a firm hand touched his shoulder. He turned around and when he saw Meiling, he was actually stunned just for a second by her beauty and fieriness. He's seen many beauties but only few were like her. "Hey babe. You in my class? I don't know how I could've missed someone like you."
"I don't know either." Meiling smiled sweetly. "I wasn't here yesterday." She added.
"That explains everything." He winked.
She laughed cutely, then her face turned cold. "You disgust me, Jay."
His laughter died and he was stunned. "W-What?"
She gave him no verbal answer. She drew back her fist and punched him across the face.
Jay was a master fighter; he could view the sequence in slow motion. Automatically as he was trained to, his arms came up to block the punch, but suddenly he saw her face… her face… a her! He couldn't harm and disappoint a girl no matter what happened to him! As quickly as possible so that her punch would be successfully delivered, he drew his hands back behind him as the fist contacted his cheek. The blow was a lot harder than he expected as he found himself on the ground, coughing up blood.
He wiped at his lips in surprise. Man, this girl certainly is strong… he thought. "JAY!" Sakura cried glaring at Meiling.
Jay got up on his feet and looked at her with nothing but a curious expression. Obviously everything always went his way throughout his life. "What was that?" He asked softly.
"You could've blocked me." Meiling said lazily, without interest. "But just as I expected, you follow the 'guys can't hit girls' rules a bit too well…" Her lips curled. "And I'm going to use that to my advantage." She turned around.
"MEILING!" Sakura cried angrily. "How could you do this to the poor guy? How could you!" She ran forward and aimed her foot at Meiling's head.
Meiling didn't even turn around. She simply raised her arm and Sakura's foot was blocked off just like that. "Darling," she said. "I can fight as well as Syaoran does, and frankly, I don't approve of you cheating on him… at least not with this gross thing."
Sakura growled menacingly. "I gotta take more fighting classes!"
"Wow, you rule Meiling." What the first thing Meiling heard as she walked back to Syaoran.
She smirked. "I told you he couldn't hit girls…"
"God, this is great! Since you don't like him either, and I hate him, every time he pisses me off you can beat him up for me!"
"Basically, ye—"
"Meiling!"
She turned around to see Lee Shaorun—not Li Syaoran—with a frown.
"Yes?" She asked sweetly, leaning on the wall to show off her curves.
"Why did you do that for?"
"Do what?"
"Why did you hit Jay?"
She blinked. "What do you mean? I don't like him, that's why…"
"Well I happen to like him a lot… he's like my best friend! I can't believe you would do that! I thought you were just a nice little girl…" He shook his head sadly and walked away.
"LEE! NO LEE! WAIT!" Meiling couldn't believe what she just heard. She turned to Syaoran. "This is all your fault! Why did you make me hit Jay?"
"Wha—"
"I'm doing you no more favours! I'm never laying a finger on Jay again!"
"What's up with the sudden change of plans?"
"Can't you tell? Lee doesn't approve of it!"
"Um… I don't approve of it?"
"NOT LI! LEE!"
Syaoran scowled. "I HATE that name! Too much confusion, we need a nickname for him as well."
Meiling nodded vigorously. "Yeah, how about Baby Pie."
Syaoran gagged. "Excuse me?"
"WHAT!" She sighed dreamily. "Can't you see I'm in love with him? He's sooooo hot!"
"Oh God. Meiling I know I rejected you and sadly I know he looks almost identical to me but you can't like me this much! Are you kidding me? I mean sure I'm real handsome and I know you'd take a copy of me any day when you can't get the real thing—OUCH! OW! OOUUUUUUUCH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT TRIPLE KICK FOR?"
"For being such an egomaniac! Gosh I was over you since I was 8! Live in the present will ya? Why the hell would I still like someone like you? And who the fuck said you looked like him? She must be blind! If he did I wouldn't like him!"
"Oh gee that's great, thank for making me feel better here."
"I'm not trying to make you feel better but your self-confidence disgusts me! I mean if Lee Shaorun (Li Syaoran pounded the table and growled) said that, I mean he has a reason, but you don't!" With that she walked away.
"Oh well that's just great…. UGH THAT SONOFABITCH BABY PIE! HOW DARE HE TEMPT MY COUSIN?"
"Worked perfectly." Lee reported to Jay proudly. "I don't think you'll be hearing anymore trouble from her… or if you do…" he frowned. "That means I can't speak with her anymore because I made it clear I liked you more than her… aw man! And she's a cute thing too!"
"LEE!" Lera accused.
"What! She is!"
"Ah don't worry," Jay affirmed with Sakura tenderly caressing his wounds from Meiling. "She's crazy over you (Lera glared), she'll stop beating me up for you darling."
"Good, 'cause I me—" Lee found himself sprawling across the ground and his skull nearly cracked. He actually saw stars. "How pretty…" he muttered dreamily. "Wow… that one's pink! Such an exquisite colour…"
Behind him stood Li Syaoran with a dangerous look on his face. "Don't you ever, ever, EVER, speak with my cousin again, you got it?"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Jay exclaimed. "JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BEAT ME UP YOU GO AND BEAT HIM UP? THAT'S SO LOW!"
"WHY DOES THE WORLD REVOLVE AROUND YOU?"
"BECAUSE IT JUST DOES!"
"I BEAT HIM UP 'CAUSE HE'S GETTING INVOVLED WITH MY COUSIN!"
Jay gagged. "Pardon me? Your cousin? Lera's your cousin?"
"Who's the hell's talking about Lera? No offence to you of course, Lera. I'm talking about Meiling!"
Jay gagged harder. "Pardon me? Your cousin? Meiling's your cousin?"
"Yeah, got a problem?"
"Man, she must be a adopted…"
"And what's that suppose to mean?"
"She's too hot to be related to you!"
"Oh, now I know why we're not related! Whew, everything explains itself…"
"Excuse me?" Jay threatened darkly as he took a step towards Syaoran.
"OW! JAY! FUCK YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FACE!"
"Oh sorry Lee didn't realize you're still on the ground."
"I can't really get up you know…" He muttered with swollen lips and face and eyes.
Jay took a step back and stepped towards Syaoran from another direction. "Excuse me?" He threatened darkly again.
"OWWW! SHIT! JAY YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY HAND!"
"Oh, sorry man…" He stepped back and took another way. "Excuse me?" He threatened darkly yet again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! FUCK ASS SHIT! JAY YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY OTHER HAND NOW!"
"WELL TO HELL WITH YOU! I'M NOT GONNA THREATEN THIS GUY FOUR TIMES WITH THE SAME SENTENCE! THREE IS THE MAGIC NUMBER! I CAN'T GO OVER THREE!"
Syaoran just stared at him with the expression of a disappointed scientist when his 0.000000000000000000000000001 percent chance succeeding experiment just failed. "We're going no where right now…"
"Yeah I agree…" Jason said stepping in. "But sadly Syaoran I can't say I agree with you for beating up Lee just because he's interested in your cousin, so I'll have to take Jay's side this time—verbally speaking that is, I'm not taking his side if you guys get in a fight."
"AH-HA!" Jay exclaimed. "There in your face Mr. Desperate two against one!"
"How many times do I have to tell you? STOP CALLING ME MR. DESPERATE YOU YELLOW ASSHOLE!"
"IT'S BLONDE!"
"WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC!" Jason cried. "Listen Syaoran, just this once, leave it alone, you clearly aren't fighting a fair war, there's no way you can win against two people…"
"Oh, so I take it just because I'm a woman my opinions don't count?"
They turned around.
"Sakura…" Jay gasped in disbelief.
"Damn right I can't believe I'm getting left out of an argument."
"Y-You think Syaoran should be beating up Shaorun?"
"I'm Syaoran! HE'S BABY PIE! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!"
They gave him a weird look then ignored him. "Well do you Sakura?"
"Uh, HELL YEAH! No offence to you, Lee—"
"IT'S BABY PIE!"
"—but I honestly don't give a fuck about you and frankly I think Meiling deserves someone better than you so yes, I say you deserved those five punches and three kicks across the face and nine knees in the stomach! And truthfully, I think you deserve this too!" She walked up to the figure on the ground, and kicked him right in between the legs.
"GOD-DAMMIT JAY! YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY NUT NOW! Oh God, that hurts…"
"So what? You're taking his side?"
"Uh, yeah!" Sakura said walking over to Syaoran.
(As they're finally standing together for the first time school started, the class finally realizes what a perfect couple they are. I mean after all, if they weren't, why would there be so many fanfics related to them?)
"Great, and I suppose we're so getting somewhere with 2 on 2?" Jay asked sarcastically.
Syaoran's face turned dark. "I wanted to save this for emergency only, but I guess now is enough of an emergency." A shadow came across his face.
He took a deep breath.
Jay gasped.
Jason was wide-eyed.
Sakura took a step away from him.
"I tried not to… but now, I can no longer hold it in."
"No… Syaoran, no…" Jason pleaded.
Syaoran didn't listen.
He closed his eyes.
Breathed in and out a couple of times.
Finally, opened his mouth.
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"ERIOL!"
Eriol scrambled to him immediately and saluted to Syaoran. "You, Gay, Bacon, Baby Pie and I need to talk. Outside, now."
Jay raised an eyebrow. "Why not. You can't hurt me anyways."
Syaoran growled. "Shut up and get going." He said storming out of the room with Eriol trailing behind.
Jay and Jason followed them out of the room and the class was silent for a bit.
"Uh, someone help me up please?" Lee mumbled.
Sakura rolled her eyes and kicked him between the legs again. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"
"Okay, this is how it goes." Syaoran began with three figures around him and one on the floor. "We're going to play a little, game called dare. Since Jay and my fighting skills are equal, and Eriol and Jason's are equal, and Baby Pie… well, screw him he's not important enough—"
"HEY!"
"—to count so let's try something different. We're going to play a game of dare. And you can't tell anyone about this. Basically for everyday of the week, starting next Monday, one person will be doing one dare per class. The other four people who aren't doing dares will be writing up two dares so that's eight dares in total, perfect for our eight periods per day schedule. Now you can't do the dare lamely, but you have to actually believe the dare you're doing to be true, and make a big deal out of it and make sure everybody sees and knows. Now everyday the dare doing person will have to randomly pick a card out of the eight before each class, but to make it a bit easier for the dare-doing person, we will each pick a colour right now, and that will be the colour of our cards, so at least the dare-doing person knows who wrote the dare for them. I pick green."
"I take navy blue." Eriol said.
Jason and Jay looked at each other. "We don't really get a say in this, do we."
"Of course you do!" Syaoran said warmly opening his arms as if welcoming his brothers. Them immediately his face turned blank and his arms fell. "But that's just an act. Truthfully, no."
"Great."
"What, are y'all pussies or something?"
"HEY! I AM SO IN!"
"I'll take brown. Since it's my hair colour, I guess." Jason stated without enthusiasm.
Lee looked at him. "That's a gross colour."
"It's just a friggin' colour! Only girls care about stuff like that!"
"HEY! I CARE!" Lee defended angrily.
"So, the moral of the story is…Jay gestured with his hands for someone to continue the obvious after him.
Lee grumbled.
It was Jay's turn next. He thought for a bit. "Smart choice of colour Jas (Jason growled) so I'll take blonde."
"THERE IS NO B-LON-DE YOU ASSHOLE! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND B-LON-DE CARDS!" Syaoran snarled.
"It's blonde not b-lon-de!" Jay growled, mocking Syaoran.
"Who cares! THE POINT IS, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO GET B-LON-DE CARDS!"
"I don't know, and frankly I don't care. Blonde's just such a nice colour you know… I mean I want something to be reminded of me and blonde cards will instantly relate to me because of my sexy hair and—"
"I'm getting you yellow cards. Next, Baby Pie!"
Lee looked thoughtful. "Well, I don't know… I mean, I personally like the colour Black, but then Lera's favourite colour is pink… but she also like baby blue… so I don't know… I mean I want something related to her to show how good of friends we are, but I mean, between pink and baby blue, it's such a hard choice you know…"
Syaoran groaned into his hands. I really am stuck with losers… He thought miserably.
"I mean pink is so gentle and soft, and such a nice colour really, but the calmness of baby blue you know…"
"JUST PICK A FUCKING COLOUR!"
Lee thought about it a bit more. "I think I'll go with pink… I mean, that colour is just so irresistible…"
Jay raised an eyebrow. "Why am I friends with him again?"
"Beats me…" Syaoran muttered. Then they looked at each other. "Wait a minute…"
"Did we—" Jay started.
"—just—" Syaoran continued.
"—a, agr—ag—"
"—gre, gree, agree on s—some—"
They looked at each other again, and said together, "NAAAAAH!" And shook their heads trying to clear that horrible, horrible memory.
"Okay, to make sure everybody gets the rules, tomorrow we'll have to have a practice day. Remember, tomorrow you're allowed to make objections to dares that's too easy or too hard so that starting next week, I want there to be no mistakes and the dares will be done. Now, since we need somebody to be doing the dares tomorrow to show everybody how it's done… do I have a volunteer?"
Silence.
"Ah! Jay! Thank you!"
"WHAT?"
"So brave of you to stand out and be a leader now!"
"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
"But I see it in your eyes! Those lights shining! You want to go tomorrow don't you?"
"NO I—"
"THANK YOU JAY! Okay, it's settled—"
"BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO ANYTHING!"
"—then, tomorrow, everybody write up two appropriate dares and Jay will be doing them. And if you find the dare inappropriate, you can say 'I object!' and if more than half says it, then that type of dare will not be allowed on Monday. We're meeting in front of the Drama room tomorrow morning. Here comes Mrs. Vinetian, goodbye, my buddies (evil cackle) and oh, you can't tell anyone about this dare thing."
The Next day in front of Drama Room…
"So Jay, my buddy, how are you feeling today?" Syaoran asked warmly.
"Actually I'm feeling quite misera—"
"Wonderful to know. Let's get started shall we?"
"You don't really care do you."
"Uh, no."
"Figures. And I thought I made it clear I wanted blonde? Why does my cards look like pee-coloured?"
Syaoran smiled innocently. "What does that say about your hair colour, then?"
Jay glowered dangerously.
Each of the four guys took two cards out of their pockets and Syaoran was ready to puke seeing Lee's bright pink cards with little baby blue bunnies on the right hand corner.
Syaoran shuffled the cards. "And to make it fair…" He passed it to Jason who shuffled them, who then passed it to Eriol, who shuffled them, who didn't give a damn about Lee and handed them to Jay.
"HEY!" Lee cried. "What about me?"
"What about you?"
"Never mind…" he muttered.
"Now, Jay, my dear, pick a card… pick a good card…" Eriol said, cackling evilly.
"Hm, I think I'll take Lee's." ("IT'S BABY PIE!") He pulled one out and read it out loud. "Let's see… it says: Say 'hi' to the teacher."
"I OBJECT!" Syaoran and Eriol cried immediately.
"FUCK ASS LITTLE SHIT! IF YOU WANT TO SUCK UP TO THAT YELLOW ASSHOLE ("IT'S BLONDE!") OVER THERE DON'T MAKE IT SO FUCKING OBVIOUS! WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING DARE WAS THAT? I OBJECT AND IF YOU DARE GO AGAINST ME BE PREPARED TO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN A WHEEL CHAIR!"
"Hey, I don't object." Jay said with a shrug.
"Sorry, man, but this really is kind of a lame dare… I have to object too." Jason said apologetically.
Everybody looked at Lee. "I don—" He saw Syaoran's death glares and a flash of the knife in his pocket. "Er, I object my own card too I guess…" he mumbled.
"Aw man!" Jay whined. "I wanted to do that dare!"
"SHUT UP!" All three of them shouted. "Next!"
"I think I'll take another Lee's." He said as he took the other pink with blue bunnies card. "Let's see… it says: Wave to the teacher."
Three pair of eyes stared at Lee lamely. "Are you lame, or stupid, or a moron or just mentally retarded?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT? YOU DARE ASK ME THAT QUESTION? YOU LAME-O! Do I even have to say 'I object' out loud?"
Jason and Eriol agreed.
"Aww man!" Jay sighed. "Fine, I'll take a Syaoran card this time… He took a green card. "It says: Take a hammer, bash it over your head then tell the whole class to stab a pencil in you then ask the teacher to bash a hole puncher in your face then take two random people's fingers and stick it in your eyes then make the teacher bite your balls off. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! I SO OBJECT!"
"UH HELL YEAH!" Lee cried, taking Jay's side immediately.
"Gosh, you're one VIOLENT DUDE! I HARDLY EVER SCREAM BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH!" Jason cried, going hysterical.
"WHAT!" Syaoran looked around, so confused. "I don't see anything wrong with it!"
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T 'CAUSE I AM NOT DOING THAT! YOU WANT ME TO DIE—"
"That was the whole point…" Syaoran muttered.
"—OR SOMETHING? 'CAUSE IF YOU DO YOU CAN JUST TELL IT TO MY FACE YOU KNOW!"
"Hello Jay." Syaoran said with a smile.
"What…?"
"I want you to die."
Jay groaned into his hands. "NOT LITERALLY! I'm taking Eriol's card next…" Eriol cackled and Jay raised an eyebrow but took it. "Let's see… it says: Go stand in front of the class and pee on yourself then take off all your cloth and do the chicken dance while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb in 50 Cent's voice while sitting on the teacher's shoulder and make sure you have drool hanging out of your mouth and after you're done scream that you love to pee." Jay stared at Eriol with his eyes popping out. "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ASS SHIT IS THIS? IF YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU CAN JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU KNOW!"
Eriol smiled at Jay. "Hello Jay."
"NOT LITERALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!"
"Hey that is SO an object!" Lee cried.
"Oh God, what is happening to this world?" Jason screamed to the sky.
"YEAH, SO THAT'S LIKE AN OBVIOUS OBJECT!"
"Dammit…" Eriol muttered.
"I think I'll stick with Syaoran's…" Jay muttered.
"Hey! What's wrong with mine?" Jason cried.
"You're my best friend! Please! It's not cool to look at what you've wrote to me first."
Jason shook his head with a confused look. "W…What…?"
"Nothing, you're not cool enough to know." Jay sighed taking another green card. "All right, this one says: Take a pair of scissors and cut of your dick and light that on fire then shove it up your ass and while you're waiting for it to explode run to the chemistry room and drink the most poisonous and explosive chemical you can find and pour it all over your eyes then break the windows and cut off your legs and one arm with the glass then throw yourself out the window and make sure to explode half way." Jay looked at Syaoran in disbelief. "What kind of a sick person ARE you?"
"One that's less than you."
"I don't even write stuff like that!" Then quickly added, "Not that I ever write anything sick…"
"Hm." Syaoran rolled his eyes.
"Needless to say, this one is…"
"Accept?" Syaoran asked hopefully.
"Uh, let's try, OBJECT!"
"Aw, dang…"
Jay shook his head in fright seeing there was another Eriol's card waiting for him. "Oh, Lord! HAVE MERCY!" And he picked up the navy blue card. "It says MOTHER FUCKER YOU SICK BASTARD! I DON'T EVEN WANNA READ THIS ONE OUT LOUD!" Jay turned towards Eriol, near tears. "WHAT KIND OF A DERANGED PERSON ARE YOU? AND WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND PEEING!"
A camera snapped.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"
Syaoran smirked triumphantly. "I got a crying Baby Jay on camera…" Syaoran cooed.
"BASTARD GIVE ME THAT!"
"HEY GET OFF ME! HEY I SAID GET OFF! ASSHOLE! HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
"THEN GIVE IT TO ME! I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BLACKMAIL ME!"
"I SAID STOP TOUCHING ME THERE YOU DIRTY PERVERT!"
"I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU ANYWHERE! STOP PUTTING THE CAMERA NEAR SUCH GROSS AREAS THEN! Not that you have any…"
"AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!"
"Hey, uh, are you two gay?"
They turned around to see 25424647534 people starring at them with a bewildered expression. Then they looked at each other and… "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME YOU YELLOW ASSHOLE!"
"MR. DESPERATE!" And they immediately jumped apart with the camera still in Syaoran's hands.
"Aww!" A girl cooed. "They even got pet names for each other!"
"WHAT KIND OF A PET NAME IS MR.DESPERATE/YELLOW ASSHOLE!" They screamed together.
"Aww! They're in the stage of denial… That's exactly what happened before Brittany and I dated! Right baby?" She said in a sexy tone holding the girl next to her tight against her body.
"You know it you little sex magnet." The girl said with a seductive wink. "I missed you, hon…"
"Me too, baby." And suddenly they were in a tight lip lock feeling up each other.
"I think I'm going to be sick…" Syaoran said, turning away green in the face.
"Uh-huh." Jay chocked falling to the ground. "So am I."
Then they looked at each other. "Wait a minute…"
"Did we—" Jay started.
"—just—" Syaoran continued.
"—a, agr—ag—"
"—gre, gree, agree on s—some—"
They looked at each other again, and said together, "NAAAAAH!" And shook their heads trying to clear that horrible, horrible memory.
"Let's go somewhere else…" Syaoran muttered holding his stomach.
"Right behind you…" The other four guys said, each doing their best not to puke all over the floor.
At another place without the two girls…
"Okay, let's look at Jason's cards now…" Jay said taking the brown card.
"EW! Gross!" Lee squealed. "Don't touch that nasty colour! You'll get Cooties!"
Everybody ignored him. "Let's see… it says: find the ugliest girl in class and ask her out."
Jason burst out laughing.
"Uh… what's so funny?" Everyone else asked as Jay turned beet red in the face. "I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THAT TIME! TOO MUCH MEMORIES!"
"OBJECT!" Syaoran screamed at the top of his lungs. "NO INSIDE JOKES! IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING WE ALL GET!"
"YEAH I AGREE!" Lee cried.
"EW! DON'T AGREE AFTER ME! THAT'S GROSS!"
"I OBJECT TOO!" Eriol and Jay cried together.
"Aww man…" Jason sighed. "Well I guess the next card's not gonna work neither, huh…"
"Finally, someone with brains around here…"
"Well so much for today…" Syaoran grumbled. "Next Monday, there will be no mistakes, okay? So let's get this clear now. No inside joke dares, no sissy dares."
"And no body-harming dares nor ultra-embarrassing dares." Jason added.
Syaoran growled. "Fine… fine… Now, more importantly let's pick the order. Who's going first on Monday?"
"I'm not going."
"Don't look at me."
"Uh, hell no not me."
"You think I'm going? You's crazy in the head!"
"Don't even think about it."
Syaoran looked around at the shaking heads. "Well, it's settled then. Lee's going first."
"WHAT?"
"Next. Who's going on Tuesday?"
"EXCUSE ME I DID N—"
Jay kicked him between the legs and Lee went down to the ground, groaning. "Oh God Jay… you're awful…"
"I'm not going."
"Don't look at me."
"Uh, hell no not me."
"You think I'm going? You's crazy in the head!"
Syaoran looked around. "It's settled then. Either Eriol or Jason's going since you two's fighting skills are the same."
"Hey!" Eriol protested. "You and Jay's fighting skills are the same too!"
"Yeah, but if we team up—"
"Not that we ever will." Jay added.
"—We can kick both your ass to Korea!"
"Make that back to Canada."
Eriol sighed in defeat. "All right. Let's do this the old fashioned way. Me and you. Flip a coin. I take tails. What are you taking?"
Jason rolled his eyes. "Let's see… so should I take heads, or heads? Wow, tough decision there you know!" He said sarcastically. "I think I'll take heads!"
"All right." Jay took out a coin. And flipped it.
It landed on his hand and Jay slapped it on the back of his other hand.
Slowly, he removed the hand on top.
(A/N: I actually DID flip a coin for this so don't blame me if up don't like the order!)
"Heads."
"AH-HA!" Both Eriol and Jason exclaimed.
"What the…"
"YOU TOOK HEADS AND IT'S HEADS SO YOU GO!" Eriol cried.
"NO I TOOK HEADS AND I WON SO YOU GO!" Jason retorted.
"NO YOU!"
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"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP! HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?"
"Two and half." Jason said sarcastically.
"Wouldn't be surprised…" Syaoran coughed.
"Okay, let's get something straight here. Let's go again, this time, whatever it lands, the person who gets it right gets to choose who goes, okay?"
"Fine."
"Let's go." Jay threw the coin into the air again.
Slowly, they looked at the coin.
"HEADS!"
Eriol glared at Jason scathingly. "All right, who do you wish to go first?"
"You see, I'm going to choose myself." Jason said sarcastically.
"YES YES YES! OKAY I'M FINE WITH THAT! GREAT THANKS MAN PERFECTLY FINE SO JASON'S GOING ON TUESDAY MOVING ON!"
"I WANT BEING SARCASTIC YOU MORON!"
"AND I WASN'T!"
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"TOO BAD SO SAD GO LICK YOUR FACE!"
"Uh… why would I do that? THE POINT IS I TAKE IT BACK! YOU'RE GOING TUESDAY!"
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"SHUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!" Jay growled at them. "Sorry Eriol but that's just not fair. You're going on Tuesday. Jason was being sarcastic."
"BU—"
Jay held up his fist. "You want a taste of this?"
"As much as you want a taste of this." Syaoran said holding up his own fist.
"Let's just get moving. Syaoran. Me and you, same. Flip a coin. Whoever gets it gets to decide. I'll take heads. You?"
"Oh wow! What choices! I mean, tails, or tails! Wow! So hard to decide you know!"
"Shut up." Jay said flipping the coin.
It landed on the ground and everyone gathered to get a closer look.
"It's…"
"Tails!"
Syaoran smirked. "You're going Thursday buddy. I'm not even going to try to be sarcastic."
Jay smirked back. "I ain't scared."
"We'll see." Syaoran pocked the coin.
"HEY THAT'S MINE!" Jay cried.
"Your fault for throwing around a 367500 dollars worth coin! Obviously I'm going to take it! Too tempting! Anyways we begin on Monday, and no skipping schools, no chickening out, no writing bad cards, no being sissies, and I want this to go perfect without mistakes, understand?"
The guys all nodded, each smirking and looking at their victims, each thinking in their head: He's so dead…
Except for Lee, who was thinking: Goddammit my balls still hurt!
"I want this to go perfect…" Syaoran repeated, a curl tugged at his lips.
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Author's Note: Yes, I actually flipped the coins.
Yes the dare days are finally gonna start next chapter.
Yes, there's a problem. I could write these chapters without problem, but honestly speaking, I have no ideas what the dares are… :P So if you want me to update quickly, better start wracking your heads and leave DARE IDEAS in the REVIEW 'cause I'm blanked out.
9928 words… Yeah, long I know… if I didn't check my word count before the chapter was complete I would've prolly gone over 10,000…
